Thread: Antlers & Hooves: Do Moose Dream?

I am in a house with most of the regulars of the DV Chat. Most of them don't have faces because I don't know what they all look like. I recognized Jeff (Jeff777), Jess (dreamingofdreaming), Dan (Flavour of Night) and Rabia (Xox). The house is big and dimly lit. We're all getting high using a light bulb in a tin can within a tin can. I don't feel much as I've never been high and have nothing to relate it to. At the end, someone knocks over the tin can and bong (or tin?) water spills everywhere. We all leave.

I'm walking down the road with one of my dogs, Katie, and we're surrounded by forest. There are a lot of cars going by at high speeds. The hills are steep and scary. We reach the bottom and come upon a sort of dock or harbor. The boats in the water look strange so I RC. Sure enough, I'm dreaming. My lucidity is not very clear. I look at the hill I have just finished walking down and realize how great it would be to longboard down. A woman makes fun of me for trying to teleport to the top of the hill. I lose my lucidity from my frustration, as well as it not being very clear from the get go.

I'm suddenly at the top of the hill. I see the lady who had made fun of my earlier. She is walking a kid on a leash with her friend. I begin to walk towards the house where I had gotten high with DV Chat and I know the lady is coming after me. She is angry at us for smoking pot. I hurry into the house, which involves climbing a ladder and multiple sets of stairs. The lady stops and tells me how much she likes the smell, which makes it hard for her to get angry at us. She is distracted by a random bowl of bong water as I escape into the house. Everything is made of tunnels. I crawl around, finding cartoon children and spider webs everywhere. The walls are made of wasp nest material. I find the tin can bong and try to put it back together and take a few hits, but the tunnel is so small and crowded so I leave.

Eventually I get out and see my friend N. She's hanging out with A. I walk up some stairs to where they are and sit on a ledge. I'm not sure what we're talking about, but I almost fall off into the street. I start laughing hysterically after flinging myself forward to safety. N and A are confused, so I go inside to use the bathroom. It's not her house. It's my friend S's house, but N is saying it's hers. S leads me to the bathroom. Everything fades after that.

Choppy sleeping leads to choppy dreams; I had the perfect chance to WILD this morning and ruined it. Instead, I fell asleep and had this strange Willy Wonka-esque dream

I'm in a clothing store that also sells some toys and candy. I have just walked in with a large group of people, some of them I know. We are told that everything is edible, just like in Willy Wonka. We all run around the store, eating everything we can grab. Eventually, I try on clothes, even though they're edible. There are buckets of candy everywhere and the size of the store is continuously changing. All of the shelves are black. I look at myself in the mirror.

I'm sitting in my yard with a green parrot (forget the name of the species). She's talking to me but I can't totally understand her. There is a blue bucket filled with water than I put her in. The parrot swims around in the water and does a few flips.

I'm standing at the top of a hill, a cement sort of hill, covered in a light bit of snow. At the bottom is a bit of a flat plateau and then icy water with bits of ice in it. My friend and I decide to slide down and see who can stop before falling into the water. We go basically at the same time. When I jump and start sliding, the cement hill is squishy like a blow up castle. She stops before the edge of the water, but I fall part way in. I quickly get out and we laugh.

I'm at home and I have to pee really badly but I'm on a field trip with my photography class (which in the dream is my photo teacher and all of my friends). We have to take dogs out at the kennel (where my mom works) for our class assignment. I finally go pee, running across the field to the bathroom while yelling, "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I HAVE TO PEE!"
I watch myself pee in the bathroom. I'm peeing all over the seat and even myself a bit but nothing phases me because it's so relieving (don't worry, I didn't wet the bed, but I did have to really pee upon waking up). When I'm done, I suddenly appear in my yard, looking over into the kennel yard. Everyone is coming out with a group of small dogs. One of my friends says something to me that I don't understand.

I'm with a man who is obsessed with plastic. Like, a full-blown extreme addiction to plastic. He wears it and loves it. It sexually arouses him. But he's hurting people with his plastic obsession, so I grab the black hard plastic he wears around his wrists and tie it together, creating hand cuffs. I tie is around his legs, his body, and even his face. Every few seconds he would try and struggle, so I jabbed his cheek. Then he stopped, his eyes open really wide, and said "Man, when you get slapped by a unicorn, you have to stop moving."
I left him there in the psychologist's office that we had been waiting in.

Back to the hill and the icy water; a massive white unicorn comes swimming from the open ocean and climbs onto the flat area, which is now a HUGE floating bed. The unicorn then jumps off and swims away. I fall off and then try to get back on, using the bed-like bars underneath to push myself up. That's when I actually realized it was a bed. Then blankets appeared and it got really squishy. The bed begins to float away from the hill and two guys appear on the bed, dressed like pirates. One of them is stuck on the bed, face-down. The other is jumping and yelling at him. They get into a strange argument. Frustrated, I walk over to the guy that's face down and start dry humping his ass. The other guy rolls his eyes and says, "Fine..." and comes up behind me. Then it's a dry hump fest until the dream ends seconds later because my dog was barking in her sleep.

Comments..

On the dope smoking dream... I don't smoke dope anymore. I thought the rule was puff-pass, but Jess corrected me the other week, it's puff-puff-pass, and if anybody would know, I suspect she would.

On the pirate dream... Dry humping a pirate's ass? Getting dry humped by another pirate? A dry hump fest? Tara, you were the meat in a pirate sandwich. Are you thinking of switching teams?

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I think I just have a secret pirate fetish.

I had a lot of dreams last night, all very vivid. Bits and pieces have already been forgotten but as I type I'm sure I'll remember more.

These aren't in order.

I'm walking down my street with an unknown dream friend. The street is so incredibly empty so I assume it's around 3AM. She's way up ahead, talking about her pet, some kind of bird thing, and how it's missing. I suddenly become lucid and run up to her, asking if she could show me the way into a friend's dream (I've taken slight interest in shared dreaming and wanted to experiment) but she said no. I lose lucidity and go to cut across a grassy field. She screams for me to stop as a huge blue hologram-looking diamond projects from the ground and comes towards me. I back up onto the street again and realize I'm on a different planet though it looks identical to Earth. This is a planet is one where you can never go were it's green. You can't go on the grass or climb the trees or smell the flowers. It's against the law. You must always stay on man-made ground like cement.
For no apparent reason, I'm aware that my friend is on the run. There's no one around, no police or vehicles and I don't know what she did. We're at the end of the road where there's an intersection and she hears her lost pet calling. We turn around and it's back up the road so she starts running back to get it. I have a bad feeling about this. She stops to pick up her pet and I suddenly see a flash and hear a gunshot. She and her bird thing fall to the ground. I am now on the run.
I turn to head into the intersection, which is now filled with crazy rush hour traffic, even though it's so early in the morning. I start waving my hands frantically, jumping in front of cars, hoping someone will stop. No one does. I hang a left and run down the road towards this white van that is moving kind of slow. I open the door and force myself in and there's a group of people around my age inside. They all look super punk. "Sorry guys, but I really gotta get outta here."
They laugh and smile as if they don't care much and drive me to a house that I recognize IRL though the people inside are not friends of mine. They drop me off there and tell me I'll be safe. They're going to get more help. I walk down the hallway to a bedroom and see a girl lying in her bed on a laptop. She's absolutely gorgeous. I smile and wave nervously and out of the blue ask, "Are you into girls?" She shakes her head and says no, so I walk back to the van which is parked down the hallway (it looks like the house has been cut in half). They tell me to go back and talk to her again. So I walk towards her bedroom and she's sitting there, staring at me, with no top or bra on. I'm a little confused and she asks me to come in. I walk over and sit beside the bed. We start playing a strange game where we find houses on Google earth, imagine taking a limb off, and then get an adrenaline rush by imagining the reaction of the people in the house. At one point, we kiss, I think, but suddenly my vision is just a bunch of short macro clips of ice cream being poured into cones. The ice cream looks kind of like pudding and the background is always teal/blue.

I'm at a pet store looking at some rats and snakes. I can't decide which one I want. I'm trying to find a cage or tank that has an opening at the top so I can actually pick up one of the animals. I see a girl picking up a rat so I head over and reach in but see that there is only a snake. I pick it up but it's so stiff, like a rubber one, and feels like it's skin isn't connected to it's body, like it's shed everything but nothing has been damaged or peeled off. I put the snake back in and go to find a rat. I find a creamy looking one and carry it around the store and continue to do this with multiple rats.

I remember doing something with my mom and seeing that her neck was all bloody but I don't know why.

I walk into a restaurant with someone I don't know. We're going to meet someone. It's a very fancy place and I'm wearing a big hiking backpack so I guess I've been traveling. My partner starts talking to the couple at the table. I'm standing behind the wife. I can't understand what they're talking about but the woman starts bawling so I try to comfort her. Suddenly the police come in and she gets arrested.

I'm in the hallway of a school-type building, on the planet where I can't touch green. The punk kids from earlier are trying to hide me somewhere but there's a field outside and lots of trees so there's no where to go. I'm standing in a corner where I can peer around another corner down the hall. My friend is beside me. I'm holding some kind of form, looking down and covering my face with it. A lady in a business suit walks down the hall, she's affiliated with the police. She tops just before the corner I'm in and can't quite see me and starts asking about where I am and saying it's illegal to climb trees. She steps forward a bit but still can't see me. I wonder if she doesn't recognize my clothes.

That's all I remember right now.

I remember a bit of a sex dream and going into sleep paralysis. I heard cars and felt the wind on my face. It never amounted to anything, though.