Thread: Nomad Chronicles

I am staring at my beer, not drinking it.

It looks somehow fake.

That's because it's dream beer, Nomad.

Oh, shit you're right.

MoSh walks over.

Hey man. Wait. Why are we drinking? Let's stop.

It's only dream beer.

I know, but it affects our waking life, our conscious minds.

Hmm... I am going to smoke this joint instead.

Suit yourself.

You boys are weird.

Nomad comes over and asks me what I want to drink. I try to toss my beer at him, but the beer doesn't leave the glass. He laughs. A few seconds later, the beer leaps out of the glass and lands on Nomad's face. He laughs and asks me to watch the bar.

I go behind the bar, and for some reason I look like a lumberjack. I feel like I am in Alaska. Things get weird. The dream smears. WHO LACED MY JOINT I AM bloooo bleeemm blooo floooooong meeeem....

I feel blurry. Everything is mixed together. God is smearing the half-dried paint. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

DON'T PANIC! Tank Girl?

Om Muni Muni Mah... Chant with me, Nomad.

Who is Nomad? Who is Tank Girl? Who is Buddha, or anyone? Why I am the universe? Who slipped me a mickey? Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em! I AM GOING TO SING KARAOKE AT THE BAR AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE! THIS SALVIA IS WHOAH.

I am suddenly standing on a table, singing, "you don't got the blues," by the helmut space brothers. I collapse. I take two plastic bags from pocket.

One says "Marijuana," the other says, "Salvia." DOH! MoSh laughs at me. Raven looks concerned. I'm fine. She says she going to go read a card in her house and flies away. WarriorTiger says she's going to go hunt a moose and runs out the front door as a werewolf-tiger.

Walms bursts in through the roof, battling some dark octopus thing. I open a portal above them and kick them into it. Walms says sorry for breaking stuff in the bar. They both go through the portal.

I make everything go back to normal.

Nomad looks at me funny. I make my mouth a portal and absorb him into me. I was only a DC. Not very nice. Yeah right!

I was in a bar like that talking to a parallel universe version of me a few nights back.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Nomad comes over and asks me what I want to drink. I try to toss my beer at him, but the beer doesn't leave the glass. He laughs. A few seconds later, the beer leaps out of the glass and lands on Nomad's face. He laughs and asks me to watch the bar.

That just cracked me up!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I go behind the bar, and for some reason I look like a lumberjack. I feel like I am in Alaska. Things get weird. The dream smears. WHO LACED MY JOINT I AM bloooo bleeemm blooo floooooong meeeem....

I feel blurry. Everything is mixed together. God is smearing the half-dried paint. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Your dreams get completely insane when you're dream-stoned!

Originally Posted by Raven Knight

That just cracked me up!

Your dreams get completely insane when you're dream-stoned!

Apparently I didn't get stoned, but accidentally smoked salvia, which is a hallucinogen!

NOTES

Deep Dream State

I am on the Moon.

I send balls of lightning down my astral tentacles. I shoot them out of my wrists and crown chakra, and whip them around like morning stars.

Deep Dream State
abridged

I am on the Moon, outside the Biodome. I make lightning balls on the ends of my astral tentacles shoot of of my wrist and crown chakras, and I whip them around like morning stars.

I practice shooting them out of other chakras: heart, back, feet...

I send lightning through the ground and the air.

Raven asks what I am doing.

Practicing.

I am walking with Cacophony in The City. Raven appears from the sky on a broom and lands by us. She says she's never been here. MoSh appears from a manhole and says we come here all the time.

(to be cont'd)

Deep Dream State



abridged
Creation and Destruction


I am a giant translucent manta ray, flying through the sky. I vibrate the fabric of time and space. I turn into a manta ray man, and plunge giant spikes in the ground, Thumpers, to attract The Worms. Giant Worms leap out of the earth, churning up forests and deserts, continents themselves. I wrap my body around Earth, and feel all the life and death pulsing in it. I squeeze and pull the Earth into itself, and it implodes, and becomes a tiny black hole, which sucks in the Solar System.

The black hole becomes a galactic portal. The galaxy smashes together into a giant ball, and gets sucked into the black hole. The whole universe gets sucked into the black hole, and turns inside out. It smashes into one giant ball. BIG BANG. The universe expands into many different dimensions, and creates itselves anew.

I am a giant translucent manta ray flying through the sky in infinite dimensions.

We are witches

I am in mideavil times. I am a female witch walking with a black cat in the woods. It's autumn in Europe. I am wearing a long black dress. My cat has bright green eyes. Crusaders on horseback run through the forest, and encircle me.

"Witch! You will come with us."

My cat jumps into my arms. I realize it's Angel. I pet her, and she purrs. I look down into her eyes. She jumps out of my arms, and growls. I spin, and lightning falls from the sky, hitting her as she morphs into a cat-woman. The horses get nervous. Angel and I kiss.

I raise my hands to the sky. DEATH TO YOU ALL!

Lightning falls from the sky, and charges my blade, staff, and body. Angel leaps upon the Crusaders, ripping their helmets off, and biting their throats. The horses run in all directions. The Crusaders try to dismount in a panic. I become a lightning elemental, and turn their bones into dust. We kill them all.

Angel and I turn into two humans. We fly off, in vertical positions, to a nearby stream, and bathe each other.

I am amused

I am in some cosmic garden of the gods. I am a giant glowing Buddhist god. I am meditating in lotus. I open my eyes. I make many spheres appear in my hands, and float in a circle in front of my face. Each one is a parallel existence of me.

I watch myself walk through waking life the way one watches their dream body walk through a dream. I am amused at my physical self's antics.

I walk with myself in the cool of the day. I am god and I am man. I go to sleep, and dream my waking life.

NOTES

I am on a motorcycle that drives itself. Keyboards shoot out from it, which I play. Weapon music shoots out in all directions. Raven, Mary, and Marty applaud.

Sermon on The Mountain

I am with MoSh on a mountain in a forest somewhere in Canada.

He is preaching to other dreamers. His eyes are glowing hot white. They jeer and laugh, insisting it's not a dream.

I merge with MoSh at some point.

He becomes a Naga, and flies into the air.

NOW WILL YOU ADMIT THIS IS A DREAM?

MoSh and I de-merge.

I feel like John the Baptist.

Stop trying to get me to remember you! You have to remember yourselves! Remember your own dreams! Remember who you are! You don't even know you you are, because you don't remember. Don't you remember? Don't you remember?

Deep Dream State

NOTES

Woman in coma. Many astral bodies floating around. Raven and I try to get her to come back together. I cut her silver cords, but not really, just as a mind trick to try to get all her astral bodies to come back together as one. Her dream body is asleep.

We do the best we can. Q says we helped, and to try again tomorrow, but talk to him first for advice.

night before last

NOTES

Scott, Dina, Scooby, Kayla, meet at the pyramids with others.

We go to the Moon.

Kayla makes a house in the Biodome.

Scott makes a house in the City of Nowhere.

Scott at The Pyramids

I roll out of bed and stand up. What the hell? I am not awake! Oh, this is a dream. Right. To the Pyramids. Where is Scott? Downstairs. I go downstairs to wake Scott up. Damn remote viewers are watching me. My fly-robots pop out of the pods on my shoulders and swarm their faces. That’s right, fuckers.

Where the hell is Scott? Hmm… I am hungry! I don’t need to eat! This is a dream. I summon a chocolate peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a tall glass of dragon’s milk. Oh, yea! Where the hell is Scott? Oh, he sleeping on the lanai.

I wake him up. His dream body leaps up. He is wearing an open loud aloha shirt, surf shorts, and sandals. He has dark glasses on, and is grinning broadly. He has a short knife in one hand, and his wa hiki in the other. “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN? LET’S KICK SOME ASS! WHO ARE WE GOING TO KILL?”

“Dude, we’re going to the Pyramids, remember?”

“Hell, yeah! Hop on the back of my Harley!”

Scott summons a Harley. “Dude, I thought you were going to ride a surfboard.”

“Just get on, man!”

“I have my own ride.”

I summon the Juarcycle (Jo in jaguar-motorcycle form), and get on. “Hell yeah! That is kick ass, MAN!” Scott makes his Harley have the face of a wolf. I open a giant portal, and we ride into it.

Scott and I cruise through the wormhole. It’s the strangest wormhole I have ever seen. There are multiple Wyrms in it. One of them explains to me that this is an Earth to Earth wormhole, therefore it was never attacked by the forces of Nevergawn. There are many plants and animals in it. Its huge. It’s night in there.

Scott and I have a conversation about quantum physics as we ride through. There are other wormholes connected to this one. Other dreamers join us, and we all go through together, to the Pyramids. I recognize Dinah. She’s a witch in a long violet and black dress. She looks at Scott disdainfully. AndresLD tumbles into the wormhole. He is battling some strange imps. He tosses them back into the wormhole he came out of, and seals it shut. He brushes himself off.

“It’s not Moon day, is it, Nomad?”

“Let’s just go to the Pyramids, dude!”

Serenity/Eternalstar joins us. She waves at me. I also see Aquanina, but she doesn’t seem to notice anyone. She is staring straight ahead. She is glowing blue.

We float, fly, and ride out of the portal, and land in the desert by the Pyramids. I see Raven, Tigress, MoSh, Loaf, and Walms waiting for us there. I also see Spike, Basara, Michael, Angelina, The Tick, Arthur, Vegeta, Serena, Shawna, the twins, Mary and Marty, Michael, Koomo, Francois, Aphrodite, Cupid, Daygawn, Soulgawn, Guargawn, Basara and a strange assortment of interdimensional entities unknown to me. I see versions of myself: Otherme, Solgawn, Professor X, Timelyst Knight, boy-me, the werecat bounty hunter, and others. We look at each other quizzically.

Walms asks if we want to battle. I tell him our main goal is to go the Moon. He says that’s easy, and mumbles something in Spanish. Translation: I am Darkness, I am Mister Strange Night. Don’t fuck with me, my family or my friends, or I will rip your throat out.” (It rhymed in Spanish.)

“Dude, what are you talking about?”

“Just a little poem-threat I am working on. Alright, I am going to do something fun! I will meet you, my dream friends, on the Moon. I love, you Moon! I love you dreams!” Walms creates a portal, and jumps into it.

“COOL! WE MADE IT!”

Scott and I hi-five. Kayla comes tumbling out of the portal. She is fading in and out. “Dude, stay in the dream!” I say.

“Oh! I don’t know if I am tripping, sleeping, dreaming… day dreaming… What the hell is going on?”

“Here, hold my hands.”

“Oh, hey, that’s better. Oh my god, Nate, you’re in my dream! And Scotty!” She runs over to Scott and kisses him. Dinah rolls her eyes.

Angel appears. “Hey, what the hell, Nate? Why were you holding hands with that chick? You asshole!”

“Whoah, we’re just friends. I was helping her to stabilize-“ Angel looks over my shoulder and sees Scott and Kayla making out. She laughs and blushes.

“Oh, never mind!” Angel waves and smiles at Raven. She says she wants to talk to her, and they go off by themselves for a little bit.

NOTES

Aquanina says she has to do something. She drills a hole to the center of the earth. I send a portion of my power and sentience with her for protection. Dinah pushes Kayla away, and kisses Scott. Scott laughs. We go to the Moon.

MoSh, Raven, and I give a tour of the Biodome and the Tower. Scott says he wants to go to Nowhere. I show him my Living House first. We go inside, and I show him the greenhouse. We smoke some herb, then I show him the mirror by the koi pond. We step through into the temple. Guargawn greets us. He says he doesn’t live there anymore. I give Scott a tour of the City of Nowhere. He builds a Living house similar to mine, but his is a lot more intricate. He has vine bridges, zip lines, and rope ladders all around. He grows cannabis vine plants all over it. Then, he puts a platform on top.

“Dude! I am going to come here when I die, and be here forever! Or a few hundred centuries at least.”

“You can.”

“Really?”

“Yes.”

Q takes us to the Outer Lands for a training mission. We battle an army, then three dragons, then dreamers using swarms, then dreamers using magic, then guns.

The Shared Dreaming team is starting to get really big. Its amazing how many of us show up every night.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

NOTES

Deep Dream State

Walking with Angel. Raven calls for help. I open a portal, and shoot an astral cord through it to her, sending her a ball of lighting, a portion of my essence. I have two dreams at once.

Dream One: Walking with Angel.

Dream Two: I am a lightning elemental. I feel semi-sentient. Raven uses me like a lightning whip.

I, the Thunder Orb

I am walking with Angel in the Biodome. She says she is doing her best to make her waking mind aware of her dreams. She calls her waking mind Day Queen. I ask her what her dream or subconscious mind is called, and she uses a word in an unknown ancient tongue. We communicate telepathically. We talk about past lives, future lives, the present, and the nature of quantum physics, and everything in the universe. We speak of anti-matter, matter, life and death, and the Mystic Law.

I hear a loud telepathic call from Raven. An image appears to my right. I see her battling some dark octopus-man creature. HELP ME OUT, YOU ASSHOLE! I open a small portal, and shoot an astral tentacle down the wormhole to Raven. I create a small orb of lightning and light energy, and place a portion of my sentience and power in it, then send it down the astral tentacle. I close the portal, and it clamps down on my astral tentacle. Now, nothing can go through the wormhole, but my astral tentacle is not severed, which is impossible (as far as I know.)

DREAM DIVERGE

Dream 1

I continue walking with Angel. She asks me what is going on. Looking at my astral tentacle strangely. I tell her I am helping Raven.

"Does she need my help?"

"She's fine. She's a powerful dreamer."

"Ok."

Angel and I discuss the nature of wormholes, and reality.

DREAM 2

I think of my sentient didjeridoo/war club, The Beast, and model myself after her. Raven stares at my orb-self. "What the fuck, Nomad? Thanks for nothing. Where are you, you asshole?"

"I am right here. I am the orb. Use me as your weapon. I am a morning star!"

Raven grins evilly, and whips me around. She attacks the monster. I feel myself slamming against black armor, smashing it. She holds me in the face of the dark monster. I shoot light worms like maggots into his eyeballs to infect his heart with light energy. He growls at me. I ask him if he wants to eat me. Go ahead, and eat a sentient weapon, see what happens, BITCH.

Raven whips me around his neck, and yanks. We cut his head off.

The head starts talking shit, and I laugh.

Raven stares at me again. "Nomad?"

"Yeah, that's what I said."

She shoves me in the face of the monster.

"No, I'm a morning star. Like you were before. Or I can be a meteor hammer! That's a cool weapon. Shit, I am going to wake up!"

"Nomad, you asshole!"

"Sorry!"

Dark Energy Practice

NOTES

On the surface of the Moon. I am a minotaur, in my mech armor.

Walms and Samael appear. Samael looks like a flaming devil. They say they are going to teach me to use dark energy. Walms blasts me with dark energy. I cycle it in through my feet chakras, and out my crown chakra. Walms shoots more at me, and in inhale and exhale at him. I morph into a dark dragon.

I AM A SHADOW DRAGON! DON'T FUCK WITH ME, MEXICANO!

You need to calm down, gringa.

I blast Walms with dark breath. Samael laughs and shoots dark red flames at me. I inhale and exhale the fire. Walms sticks little dark energy parasites on me. I absorb their energy and shoot it at him.

There, you are learning now, hombre.

don Juan appears, and silently watches. I shoot astral tentacles out of my crown chakra. Half of them are burning with light energy, and half with dark energy.

You are Nomad, right?

You finally recognized me, Walmsy baby.

I take Walms and Samael to the Planet of the Dream Warriors. We are in the circular room with Gawn and the Council of Dream Warriors. Gawn tells me to leave, it's not my initiation, this is for these two demon sons here.

I am a strange mollusk living under a rock in a park. When people walk by, I shoot out a slimy tentacle, and trip them. Then, I retract my tentacle, and laugh at them. I especially like to do this to lovers.

A dog starts barking at me. I tell it to shut up, I am having fun playing pranks. The dog joins me. We turn into sand creatures. The dream shatters into dozens of dreams at once.

the dog and i on the moon, it's Sarnox.

Sarnox and I in the Temple of Nothing

Sarnox and I riding into battle

Sarnox and I are two crabs feeding on a large dead bluefin tuna.

Sarnox and I are lovers on another planet, two amphibious people...

(I can't remember them all!)

I'd like to re connect with you in dreaming sometime soon man. The other night you showed up at an AA meeting. you weren't happy about being there haha. both of us were non lucid.

You finally recognized me, Walmsy baby.

Bahaha!

The Shared Dreaming team is starting to get really big. Its amazing how many of us show up every night.

This makes me happy! I'd like to show some Remote-Viewers a thing or two! *throws some air punches*

Nomad, I shape-shifted again this morning! *proud of myself*

It's still kind of accidental... I don't really intend to, it just happens

Originally Posted by Man of Shred

I'd like to re connect with you in dreaming sometime soon man. The other night you showed up at an AA meeting. you weren't happy about being there haha. both of us were non lucid.

I remember an AA dream. I haven't read yours yet. I will write mine down.

Originally Posted by Serenity

Bahaha!


This makes me happy! I'd like to show some Remote-Viewers a thing or two! *throws some air punches*

Nomad, I shape-shifted again this morning! *proud of myself*

It's still kind of accidental... I don't really intend to, it just happens

I called Walms Walmsy baby the first time I shared a dream with him. He doesn't remember, but Raven and I do. Cool that you shapeshifted!

Interdimensional AA

MoSh is driving me in my old '89 Olds Cutlass Supreme down King Street in Honolulu at night. We pass by some bars.

"Let's stop in for a drink and a smoke."

"No."

"Why not?"

"We are going to an AA meeting, Nomad."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. I always forget things when I dream."

"And when you're awake too. Did you just smoke some weed?"

"Maybe. I don't remember."

"Geez man."

We zip through a wormhole, but MoSh doesn't seem to notice. "Dude, holy shit! What just happened?"

"Looks like we got rear-ended!"

We get out of the car. There is a red-faced man shouting at us about his car. The scene smears, and we are in an interdimensional AA meeting.

"Weird?"

"What, Nomad?"

"All these weird gargoyle dragon demon angel people. Angels can be alcoholics?"

"Sh! Have a seat."

"Alright, sponsor."

"Shut up for a sec, and listen."

"My name is George Michael..."

"What?"

"Sh, Nomad!"

"Hi George."

"Well, I am obviously an angel. Anyway, I have been sober for over 500 years now."

Everyone applauds.

"Anyway, I was a demon in those days, but angels, demons whatever, anyone can be an addict."

My attention drifts. There is a strange iron face above a door, like a gargoyle, or The Green Man. I look at it. It winks at me. The meeting is over.

"C'mon, Nomad."

"Oo! Let's grab some coffee."

"No! No coffee, no cigarettes. We need to quit all that shit."

"Can't we-" We are suddenly back in the car. "Hey, let's go pick up some chicks."

"That easy, huh? Just pick up some chicks."

"I know this girl..."

"You mean your girlfriend?"

"Oh right! But I forgot about her because we are in my old car and... are we in some weird time warp? What the hell?"

"We are driving my car."

"No, I- Is this a dream?"

"My hands tell me no."

I nose pinch RC. "Dude, it is!" I pinch MoSh's nose.

"Hey, stop it, you!"

"Dude, it's a dream!"

"No, it's not. Look how real everything is."

"Oh, you're right! Wait, I get it. I had a precognitive dream about this! Remember we went to the mountain?"

"Oh yeah!"

"Wait- what if this is a dream I had about the past having a dream about- Dude, I am so confused!"

"Just relax and enjoy the ride."

DREAM EXPLOSION

The dream shatters into dozens of other dreams. Almost all of them MoSh is driving something, and I am riding.

We are two French fur trappers in old Canada, and MoSh is driving a sleigh loaded with furs. "This pure gold! Pure fucking gold!"

We are on a date in a '57 Chevy. I am a cute blond chick. I look down at my boobs, confused. He is bragging about what a great football player he is.

We are in a spaceship going through a wormhole. We come out the other side in the middle of a battle. I am the gunner. He is screaming at me commands.

We are two reptilians in space suits in outer space, in a different space battle.

We are two women sitting in the back seat of a car, putting on make-up. We remark how rude it is that the men in the front didn't offer us a front seat.

BAM

We are suddenly in the jungle where I fought the griffon with Raven, Selene, and Spike so long ago. Zaphor appears before us, a giant blurry red dragon. He tells us he is giving us wisdom and knowledge, knowledge to rescue him.

"Rescue you from what, Zaphor? You are so powerful."

"There is no omnipotence, except for the omnipotence of ALL! Save me, Nomad! They are stabbing my fucking- brain!"

haven't typed my dreams up yet... man that's hilarious! I was reading back through some of our old dreamshares. I love the one where your a lion man and driving the limo drunk.. anyway coffee and smokes are cool with me