Thread: Tristan's Dream Journal

Dream Fragment.

26.10.2009

KFC (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in someone's house with kids I didn't even know. Their mother set down a big bin of fried chicken. I asked if it was KFC and the mother said, "NO DUH." I said, "Yay!" and started eating it. It tasted pretty fuckin good.

29.10.2009

The Old House of Invisible Creepiness (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My mom told me to go back to her old house and feed her cats, which is weird because in real life all her animals are at her farm now, but in the dream they are back in "her" old house. Her house was completely different. It was huge with stuff everywhere. I went upstairs and opened doors to feed the cats. I fed the boy cats in one room, and the girl cats in the other room. I remember I was in the boy room and I was starting to get a scary feeling(Trust me, this house was messy and very very creepy). I went out of both rooms and saw a cat named Conner walking around alone. Having the whole house to himself. He was very sick and skinny. His face was creepy and distorted. I walked away from the doors and Conner, and towards the stairs. Suddenly I heard an extremely loud cracking noise. I turned around slowly and scared. I pulled out my cellphone and called my mom. She answered and I told her I just heard a very loud cracking noise. She said, "Yeah, everything in that house is falling apart. Just leave it." I hung up and suddenly the scared feeling got extremely intense. It was a very uncomfortable feeling. I didn't like it at all. I took off down the stairs and ran through the door outside, and locked it. I looked at the house. It looked nothing like my mom's house. I turned around and ran down the stairs towards my dad's car. I went to get into the front, but I saw he had an old fat fuck in the car with him. I just got in the back seat. Later the dream skipped and I was back at my "mom's" old house. I went to open the door, but I realized that the door was flipped horizontally. I thought, "Weird, it's flipped." I walked away and looked at my hands for a reality check. I had five fingers all normal. My fingers were distorted though. I did a nose pinch RC and I could breathe. I became lucid.
I realized my "mom's" house was next to a big field. I looked out into it saw a forest probably 400 yards away. I stared out and said, "Stabilze! STABLIZE! STABLIZE!!!" It didn't do shit. The dream scene was clear as real life already though. I decided to run really fast. Last time it didn't work, but I felt lucky this time. I ran at an extreme speed, feeling tons of wind on my face. I started to approach a ramp that went down on a highway. When I went on the highway, I saw kids from school on skis on the pavement of the road. They were somehow moving on the road with skis. lol I easily ran past them. I was probably running at least 200 mph. I woke up shortly after.

Yelling stuff out doesn't work for me either. Neither does spinning or rubbing my hands.

Running actually helps me stablize the dream, because of my feet hitting the ground. So does walking around slowly, touching things, and looking around. So does staying in one place.

That's awesome that you ran at super speed!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

That's awesome that you ran at super speed!

Yeah it was pretty interesting. The scene became blurry when I ran, but I guess that was only because I was going so fast.

01.11.2009

The Retarded Vegetable Children (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my old spanish classroom, it triggered something, so I did a nose pinch RC. I could breath. So I became lucid. I just got up and walked out of the room. The teacher didn't care at all. Then I realized the hot girl was still back in the room, so I said, "Wait wait, oh wait." I went back into the room and I grabbed her by the arm and took her with me. We walked into a stairway. By this time she was following me. We were walking down the stairway, and we saw these lifeless things walking around. I mean, they were kids, but they were pretty much zombies. We called them "Retarded Vegetable Children". Why? Because they were basically potatoes. They didn't do anything. One fell over and _(Not going to say her name) made a quiet scream. We kept walking. Then suddenly we were walking up the stairs. I realized that the retarded vegetable kids were following us somehow. I turned around and roundhouse kicked all of their heads off. Then I tried to breathe fire at them and to my surprise it actually worked. It felt pretty painful but it was awesome. We kept walking up the stairway until we found a small door. We both crawled into it and we found a huge opening. There was no glass or anything. It was a window without glass. It looked out into the city of Pittsburgh(Where I live). I said, "Isn't it beautiful, _?" She said yes. _ pushed in front of me and said, "I'm going to jump out! Watch this!" She jumped out and fell way down to the ground. I said, "NOOOOO!" But she landed fine and somehow got back up to where I was very fast. "I'm going to jump out again!" "No, you are going to hurt yourself." Of course she didn't listen and she jumped out again. This time she slammed right into a truck very hard and when she fell there was a huge blood mark on the truck. I screamed, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO JUMP OUT." I woke up after this a bit sad.

Extremely poor dream recall this week. I had that lucid on Sunday, and so far just two dream fragments.

04.11.2009

Music Class Again (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well I had another retarded dream where I was in music class. But it wasn't the music room at all. It looked like a living room of a big mansion or something. Anyways there was a piano in there(of course). And my class was in there learning stuff about I guess music. So I went up to it and started playing The Heart Asks for Pleasure First by Michael Nyman. I couldn't play it for some retarded reason. Finally I got it right and played it after everyone in the music room left(That's retarded. It never takes me that long to start a song. I just start playing it right away). So after that retardedness, I just left the music room and carried on with my school day.

05.11.2009

Difference between City Water and Country Water (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in Homer's house, and I was testing to see the difference between country water(where he lives), and nasty city water. I took a drink of the country water, and it tasted exactly the same. I took a drink of the city water and it tasted REALLY good. It was really cold and it had a nice watery taste to it. Ha! That's nothing like city water. City water is fucking nasty.

Some new and old dreams. In order from old to new.

23.10.2009

Homer the British Person (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me, my mom, and Homer were inside a restaurant or something in the country(where he lives). When we left Homer was really weird looking. He had orange hair, and his glasses were completely different looking. His hat was also missing. He looked like a british person. I asked my mom why he looked like that and she said, "He looks different without his hat on." I got a bit suspicious. When we got back home, my friend Brandon was there. We decided to do some prank calls. We went into the washing machine room(which is extremely small). My cellphone was somehow plugged into my mom's laptop which was sitting on a cat carrier. We called someone and I started swearing into my cellphone very loud. We realized that my mom and stepfather(Homer) were home. I muttered, "Shit... I almost got in trouble." So Homer came through the front door again, as a british person. The dream skipped and I was in a warehouse. it looked like the building Neo and Smith were fighting in The Matrix Revolutions(the final battle). Sam from that retarded show "Secret Girlfriend" was trying to fight me. I whopped his ass with my martial arts(that I do know in real life lol). He fell on top of some boxes and I punched him in the balls VERY hard. Thus killing him. Later I came back into the warehouse, and he was gone. I screamed, "HIS CORPSE ROTTED!!!???" I woke up after that.

06.11.2009

Nurse Creek (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me, my uncle, my mom, and Homer were at a strange creek that looked very manmade. We were standing in the middle of it. When we got out, we noticed a waterfall in it. Where the water fell down as a waterfall, it was very hot at the top. Randy, my uncle said, "It's like a hot tub!" I asked, "Is this nurse creek?" "Yes." Randy said. Later I walked behind the creek and found a gang of African Americans. They were reading a bulletin on a telephone pole. I stood next to them and read it. "An NFL player is suspended from the NFL and joins a gang and teaches the gang members how to play football and they become a national team! The Detroit Lions!" The gang members screamed and I laughed because the Detriot Lions suck. I left and went back to the creek. I went in on the top and the water was very hot. I slid down the waterfall and my head went under the water. I woke up after this.

06.11.2009

"What? Why?" (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My dad had informed me that me and my mom were going to stay at her old house again. Which is unbelieveably retarded because she lives at my stepdad's house now. I made some excuses, "I'm wearing my good pants!" My dad said, "Too bad, change your pants." I gave up and went to my mom's old nasty house. I woke up shortly after I arrived at her house.

06.11.2009

Guitar Center's Secret Keyboard Room (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and Randy were in Guitar Center. We found a secret room with old archived keyboards. One was a Yamaha YPG-635(real product), but it's fake maple on it was blue instead of tan. Another was Casio CTK-900G. Which was simply just a Casio CTK-4000 with 88 keys, and 532 tones(CTK-4000 has 570 tones). I was about to turn it on and play a song for a very pretty girl walking by, but I woke up right away.

07.11.2009

"I got my digital piano early!" (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at guitar center with my mom, and she decided to pay $699 for my digital piano that I want for Christmas. When we got home I opened the box, plugged it in, and started playing. It didn't sound like a piano at all. So I changed the sound. That didn't work either. So then I tried changing the sound in another way. Finally it worked and it sounded like a piano. I started playing a few songs and I noticed the keys had an ivory feel. Ha! Yeah right. If you want ivory feeling keys on a digital piano, you're going to be paying more than $1000. That's all I remember though.

And finally, last night's dream.

08.11.2009

Field Trip to Niagra Falls (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In reality, we are going on a school field trip to Niagra Falls for 2 days. I do not want to go. But in this dream, I had no choice.

We were on the school bus, and driving through a strange city. We arrived at the hotel and for some reason, I brought my entire computer with me, my desk, AND my keyboard. How the hell did I fit that on the bus? So anyways, I was sharing a room with some kid that I've never seen before. All the rooms were connected with a small hallway. My keyboard sat under my computer desk. I never played it the entire dream. So I went onto the computer and I was playing some retarded game where you had to get 3 characters all at a single point at the same time. One of the characters was at the top of some stairs and had to walk down the stairs. It was very hard. I opened an editor or something and saw the tile set and everything. I saw the stair part and they were all gray, which doesn't make sense. Then I was talking to my friend Ridge, and he said that a forum I used to go to called, "Boo Mansion" was back. Ridge was saying that some admins that were cool were back and he said he'd join again only if the stupid members were kept at bay and weren't retarded. I agreed. I went onto the forum and saw that it was all pink and stupid looking. I saw strange member's names there that I've never seen before, like "Moto". It was truly retarded. I woke up shortly after.

I'm starting to get royally pissed. My dream recall is fucking awful right now, and I've been doing RCs in my dreams, but they don't trigger jack. I do the hand RC in my dreams, and my hands look completely normal every time. There is no abnormality of my hands at all. The nose pinch RC just doesn't trigger anything. I'm GETTING PISSED OFF. A little advice would be nice. Anyways heres two dreams from last night. THE ONLY DREAMS THIS WEEK!

12.11.2009

What the fuck? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I've been having absolutely TERRIBLE dream recall lately. I remember at the most 2 dreams a week. It's terrible! A few weeks ago I remember at least two dreams a night! What has happened? Oh well, I work something out. Here we go with a weird dream.

I was walking around a strange area with my mother, we came across a water park. We went into it and I split up from her and looked around. A really long thin tube was hanging down from a big fat thing. The fat end was on the ground and the thin part came up into the air towards me. There was a small hole at the end you were suppost to go into. It was SO small. Impossible for any human, age or size to fit into. The strange thing moved towards me and I heard, "Baaa!" The strange thin end was bleating like a goat at me(which is funny because I have goats in real life). I walked away from it. Much more happened at this water park, but I do not remember. Later I was in Homer's(now my stepdad) house. I was sent into the basement and all the lights were off down there. Of course it was a dream and the light switch didn't work. I tried to open the door again but it was stuck and I was standing in the dark at the top of the basement stairs. It was fucking scary. I woke up soon after that.

Another dream, I was sent to a football game, I had passed my football test, and now it was time for a game(high school game). My number was 12 and I was quarterback. I instantly thought of Tom Brady(he's quarterback for the Patriots and he is #12). I don't remember much else.

Still terrible dream recall.

16.11.2009

School or what...? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in school, I don't remember much at all. I was by a door that doesn't even exist in my school, I saw my friend Derrick inside the door through the window, he was wearing a red top and a tan dress. I opened the door and said, "HEY DERRICK NICE RETARDED RED DRESS." After I said it I realized that the dress wasn't red. It was tan. Derrick said, "Shut up!", like he always does. I heard the girl I like from school laugh when I mocked Derrick. I woke up sometime.

My recall is starting to get a little better again. It just keeps going up and down.

20.11.2009

Staying the Night in the Rain Forest (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

For some reason, I was sent to spend the night a lone in the rain forest. It was starting to get dark outside(it was cloudy), and I was sent down into the rainforest, just by walking down a simple trail. I was trying to find the hut I was suppost to stay in. I kept seeing small black shapes that looked like a yen sign move around on the ground. I finally found my hut, which was a small concrete shed, and I went to sleep on the dirty ground. I woke up and it was starting to get bright outside. I went out and saw the black shapes still on the ground. I got pretty closed to them and realized that they were scorpions. I chased them around and they ran. A few tried to turn back to me and do something. I started to get worried that they might sting me, so I stopped chasing them and walked back up the trail to my dad's house that was for some reason around the rainforest. My mom was there(for some reason), and asked me how it went. "Was there anything there that could of done anything?" I said, "Well I slept with scorpions." She made a face that meant, "Check inside your clothes to see if any are there." I did any nothing was there. I looked on my hands and saw some scabs. I got worried and thought they were sting marks. She told me to just grab my clothes so I could go back to my stepdad's house. So I went upstairs and went into my room to get some clothes. My stepdad's dog named Flash was chained up by my dresser. I went back to mom and said, "Mom, Flash is there." She said, "Just go around him and ignore him." So I did, and he tried to attack me(he tries to attack me in real life all the time). I got really pissed because I was tired of him trying to attack me. I grabbed the dog's neck and punched it in the face really hard, and bashed his skull in and killed him by kicking him. I woke up after this.

Had 2 lucids this weekend. I'd rather not post them here though.

My dream recall is still getting better. Just very slowly.

23.11.2009

WTF Orion? (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my stepdad's house(Homer), and it was outside and nighttime. The usual dusk to dawn lights were not there, and it was completely dark. I was all alone on my farm. It was scary. I remember I was going to try and find my goats in the back, but I was too scared to move around. I looked up to try and find Orion in the sky. It was there. When I put my head down and looked back up at it, it disappeared and it was now cloudy. A small fragment I also remember was I was in some strange carnival and there was one of those hammer things you hit and the thing goes up and hits the bell. It was weird.

Originally Posted by TristanPetroskey

Had 2 lucids this weekend. I'd rather not post them here though.

Hey, we want details! Let me guess, Megan Fox?

Originally Posted by Flashdance

Hey, we want details! Let me guess, Megan Fox?

lol No.

Same with last night, I had yet another sex dream. This is my 3rd one in the past week. o_o Again I'd rather not post it.

25.11.2009

Killing Gertie (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and my friend Sean were walking home from school. He said, "Want to come over my house?" I said, "Sure." So we got to his house, which had tons of vegetation around it(which makes no sense), and his house was basically a log cabin. He said, "No, nevermind, you can't come in." So I just walked off. The dream skipped and I was at my stepdad's farm. My two pugs were sitting on the porch(I really hate them in real life). I lept forward and started to kick the shit out of the retarded one. I was afraid I was going to hurt her. So I took a chair and smashed her head really hard. Her entire face was dented in and she stiffened up. She was dead. I picked her up and she was stiffened up already(makes no sense). Her face was distored and scary. I felt my eyes tense up and they opened fast. I woke up

30.11.2009

Yay for retardedness! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some strange place, and I was driving a car. I was driving to guitar center. I decided to stop at a small store. I went inside and found some cheap shit. There was some strange junk. There were plastic gloves that had long claws. A price was shown on it. It was 1.87. I went back to the car and my dad was in the front seat. I yelled at him and told him to get out. He wouldn't. When we got home I said, "At least let me pull in." He said no for the final time. I woke up around this. Another dream I had last night was a DILD.

I was at school in the back. I did a few nose pinch RCs and finally realized I was dreaming. I ran around and did some flips in the air. I did a backflip(lol I realized now that it was on my goals list). A few of my friends came up(it was nighttime), we started talking. After awhile I realized I was still dreaming, and I was still in control. I was actually still aware. Amazing lol. I did some more nose pinch RCs. I concentrated very hard, and I tried to remember some memories from real life. It wasn't working. I kept seeing strange images instead of images from real life. I saw a skull and crossbones on a boat, and much more retardedness. So finally I decided to have sex. I tried to think of a hot teacher from school. I said allowed, "Mrs. G!" I ran inside the school to find her. I found her instantly. She was FUCKING hot. I went up and got ready to fuck her but I awoke.

Really want to have a lucid dream again so I'm going to FILD tonight.

Didn't FILD in the middle of the night. I FILDed when I woke up later, I sat there for fucking 20 minutes moving my fingers and nothing happened. So I opened my eyes and did a reality check, and...


I WAS FUCKING AWAKE! HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DID I DO WRONG?! Anyways the dream from last night was really, "WTF?"

03.12.2009

Flea Gone! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was all alone in dark streets with my uncle, walking around on Norwich Ave(where I used to live). We were lost or something, and my uncle said, "Don't you have the Call if Emergency thing built in on your phone?" "Yeah." "Then call it." I never actually did. Later the dream skipped and I was at my mom's old house, which in real life was filled with fleas(no fucking idea how those pieces of fucking annoying shit got there). So in the dream I went inside the house and went out the back door. I pulled up my pants legs and found fleas all over my legs. Some people I didn't know said, "watch this awesome trick! Flea Gone!" and they brought a hose over and shot water all over my legs, the fleas jumped off(when fleas jump, it looks like they disappear into thin air, they are fucking fast!). After they all jumped off, we cheered in victory, that's when I looked at my legs again to find that ALL OF THE FLEAS WERE BACK ON MY FUCKING LEGS. I said, "Looks like your flea gone bullshit did indeed work." I woke up around then. A small fragment from this dream was me and my uncle walking up his steep and long apartment stairs. It was all lit up by a yellowish light.

4 long dreams last night.

06.12.2009

Field Trip to Guitar Center! (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The 8th grade went on a field trip to Guitar Center(Yeah I WISH!). Anyways, one side had all this play shit, and the other side had musical instruments. I went over there directly to the keyboard section. There were some kids there acting like they were playing the keyboards but they were actually just banging the fuck out of the keys(no one in my school but me plays piano). Anyways I sat down next to the one that I'm getting for Christmas and I started thinking of a song to play. Utter bullshit. I don't need to do that! I know all my songs by heart and can just start at any time. A few people gathered around me and I said, "Go away, I can't play with you here." They left but one stayed. He said, "Don't just stand there! Get a stool and sit down." This is obviously going to happen because when I go to Guitar Center, theres never any stools to sit down next to the keyboard. So you have to stand and play them. The kid gave me a stool and sat down. I got up after he left and looked at some of the other keyboards. There was a Casio PX-130(Real product), and many other really strange keyboards. Some had different colored keys, hardly any keys, and some made REALLY weird synth noises. I went back to the Casio PX-330(one I'm getting for Christmas). As soon as I was really about to play a song, a big fat fuck comes over and says, "Dude please get up I've always wanted to play the casio px-330." He sat down and played the easiest songs in the fucking world. 3 notes at a time. I don't remember what happened after this I think I went to the play side which had food, drinks, video arcade systems, and those big play tube things you see in Chuck-E-Cheese. It was retarded. I woke up 'round then.

06.12.2009

Quest for a Motorboat (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking home from school, and suddenly I just concentrated very hard and became lucid. I looked at my hands, but they appeared normal. Suddenly my fingers shifted around and I had 3 fingers on my one hand, and three on the other hand, but they were in a different order. It was weird. Anyways as I was walking I found this little girl that wanted to walk with me, so I just said okay whatever. Anyways as I was walking up the hill that I walk up everyday in real life, I thought, "I remember now, I wanted to get a motorboat!(Which is when you put your face in between a girl's breasts and shake your head around. )" So I put my hand over my eyes and said, "I want _ to appear!" I moved my hand and nothing was there. I tried again but nothing happened. I walked up the rest of the hill and saw _ and her sister(go figure). I walked up to them and said, "Hey!" They noticed me and said, "OH SHITTTTT!!!" They started running. I chased them, but I was EXTREMELY slow for some reason. I gave up. I wasn't going to get a motorboat. I woke up shortly after they ran out of my vision.

06.12.2009

Seriously, what the flying fuck (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some sort of place that was a combination of my stepdad's farm, and a very small zoo. First, me, my mom, and my stepdad were walking around his "Backyard" and we went into a very small forest(maybe 14 feet long). We saw strange insects and spiders. There were very long scary scorpions. I took pictures of them with my 10.1 Megapixel 12x Zoom HD camera that I actually own in real life. Suddenly I saw this huge ass fly with flower petals on it. I went to take a picture of it but it flew away very slowly. As we were about to leave, my mom got pissed at one of the scorpions and hit its tail. The tail stretched all the way to the ground and whipped around wildly. I had to crawl under it carefully so I didn't get killed. As we went out my mom yelled at me, and I said, "You know what, I'm not even going to look at you anymore." So I took out my camera, to take a picture of a praying mantis up on a spider web way in the air. I zoomed in and its face showed tons of detail. It kept going out of focus and I never got the picture. I put the camera down and looked at my mom for a breif second and she said, "THERE! YOU LOOKED AT ME!" And she kept saying everytime I whizzed my eyes passed her for not even a second. It was fucking annoying. Later we went into this strange fenced in area with a retarded creature. Some people were over by this cabin and trying to open the door. There was a lion inside. One person screamed, "AAAAGH IT BIT ME!!!" and the lion charged out. It was a female lion. Once it was in the fenced in area, my stepdad disappeared, and my mom was just fucking stunned so much that she was paralyized or something. The lion was trying to kill me, but with my quick martial arts refluxes, it was pretty hard for it to do that. I was doing kicks and punches, eventually I hit the lion and it went flying backwards. I turned around and felt something hit me, and it hurt REALLY bad(they say you can't feel pain in your dreams? well bullshit! This was BAD pain!). I turned around to face the lion. It was now a man dressed up as a lion. It looked like the lion from fucking Wizard of Oz. It kept throwing little pieces of brown circles at me. I realized it was shit. When it hit me, it hurt really bad. Like getting shot by a pellet gun. I don't remember what I did to defeat this creature. I remember it went around in circles with me and danced with the retarded creature as it threw shit at me. It was annoying. After I defeated it someone told my mom, "You should of seen your son! He killed the evil lion that had been haunting us all!" My mom just stood there. I woke up around then.

06.12.2009

Breaking into someone's house just to play their piano (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking around a neighborhood, and I just suddenly went up to a house and broke in. No one was home. As I went in I saw they had a piano. I brought my camera and my keyboard with me. I turned my keyboard on and sat it on the floor. I set up the camera and started playing their piano. My keyboard was just sitting on the floor for no reason at all. After I was done, I just left my keyboard there and left their house. Later I came back to the house, and heard a TV on inside. I rang their doorbell but nothing happened. I knocked on their piece of shit door. A few seconds later a little girl answered the door. I asked, "May I please come in?" She said yes. So I walked in and saw my mom, my stepdad, and some old fat bitch. They were talking about me playing my piano. I noticed my keyboard was gone. I said, "Can I have my keyboard back?" They told me that the little girls dad took a bunch of stuff out of the closet, put my keyboard in, and put the stuff back. I was like, "wtf lol". I started screaming and asking for my keyboard. They yelled back, but everytime they did I got extremely loud and I felt my eyes grow red and firey. Eventually they said, "Whoa man, okay okay!" I got my keyboard and my mom and stepdad left. Well so did I. I woke up soon afterward.

Also I would like to add that I don't put all of my dreams in here. Most of the time I'm too lazy or I forget.

07.12.2009

The reason my grandma will never have a cellphone (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So I was in some amusement park or something with my dad and my grandma. We had to walk in a lake part(it was probably 3 feet deep). We walked all the way to end and found a huge climbing wall. I had no pockets in my pants and I was holding my cellphone. So I was worried my phone was wet and that I would drop it while climbing. I told my grandma to hold it and throw it up to me and I would catch it. As I was almost to the top, she threw it and it landed in a little hole in the climbing wall. Everyone including me said, "Wow good throw!" For some retarded reason, I threw it back DOWN to her, she went to catch it and it bounced out of her hands like a damn football, and went flying backwards. It landed in the water. I started crying and screaming, "NOOOO!!!" I was fucking pissed. Later my grandma said, "Your phone still works!" So I had to swim down in the 3 feet deep water which was now probably 12 feet deep, and I found my phone, for some reason in video mode. I took it out of the water and swam back up. OKAY WHAT THE FUCK. It still worked completely fine. Yeah thats fucking possible. So I took it and watched the video it recorded. It was filmed when my grandma dropped it and it bounced. When it went into the water it looked like it was from my perspective. Suddenly it was like I was in the video, the entire "screen" or "Back of my Eyelids" was the video. It was now a frozen frame, of the end of the video. It was focused on some strange rock covered in moss or seaweed. Or something I don't damn know. And I saw a cartoony water animation moving around at the bottom of the movie. It was just a frozen frame with this animation at the bottom. It was retarded. I woke up after this retardedness.

Had a dream fragment last night.

09.12.2009

Buzz Bombers (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on my XBox(old one), and was playing a game with old games on it. I was trying to find a game called "Attack of the Bees". Eventually I found it, and it was exactly the same as "Buzz Bombers" for the Intellivision. Later I was on the floor with a pair of pliers. I was picking up hairs on the floor. Each time I picked up a hair, numbers appeared on the screen. It said I got $2500 for each hair. I was excited and realized I would become a millionaire. I woke up after I realized this.

14.12.2009

Quest for a Motorboat Part II (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was apparently coming home from the hospital. We went through a Wendy's on the way back home. I got a Chicken Sandwich. When we got home, I realized my mom pulled in to her old house and I was like "wtf". The dream skipped and I was in my room of that house. The TV was on and I started feeling weird. I did a nose pinch RC and found that I was dreaming. I tried to make the girl I like's sister to appear to give her a motorboat, but it didn't work. I closed my eyes, with strong belief, I said, "_ will appear when I open my eyes! I KNOW SHE WILL!" I opened my eyes and nothing was there. I did another nose RC and I could still breathe. I walked out of my room and went into my mom's room. I asked her where my chicken sandwich was. She tiredly mumbled that it was behind me. I dug into the Wendy's bag and found it. I started to eat it. It tasted like a Wendy's Chicken Sandwich. It was good. I went out of the room and did another nose RC. I could STILL breathe. So I went downstairs and was about to try many different ways to get her to appear. I noticed the mirror on the downstairs closet door. I was starting to remember that your reflection will appear scary in the mirror. I looked in and I appeared normal. Suddenly my reflection started flashing like a strobe light and it looked like it was about to leap out at me and its mouth opened and its hands went up in the air. I woke up scared.

14.12.2009

Band Concert (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In real life, I have band with my friend Sean. He plays Guitar, and I play Piano. We had a drummer but he sucked ass. We still need a bass player.

So I was in my math teachers room, but it looked nothing like it. It was way bigger and brightly lit. She was standing in the corner. I was opening my new keyboard(that I'm getting for Christmas), and I was getting it ready for our gig in the school. I was trying to find the power supply, but I kept finding strange cords. Finally I found it and took it out to the stage, which was for some reason through a little hall in her room. On the stage, hundreds of kids were cheering around us and I sat my keyboard down on the stage floor. I noticed we had a drummer and a bass player. Sean was tuning his guitar. I sat my keyboard down and felt it's weighted keys move up and down. I went back into the math teacher's room and found a keyboard stand. I went back out and saw a kid sitting on the floor messing with my keyboard. I knocked him out of the way and put my keyboard on it's stand. We got ready to rock when suddenly I woke up.

Two small things last night.

16.12.2009

Jacking off at school IN FRONT OF EVERYONE (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me and my class were sitting alongside the fence outside my homeroom trailer. I saw some really hot girls start to walk by in tight jeans. Every single one was hot and in tight jeans. There were about 20 of them walking by. I pulled out my dick and starting jacking off in front of everyone. No one seemed to notice me jackin' it. No one. Even when I orgasmed and cumshot the ground in front of me, no one even took a glance at me. I wish that was real life. lol.

16.12.2009

[Hypnogogic Imagery]Football Player Ninjas (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was lying my head down after eating breakfast. 10 minutes until it was time to go to school, so I rested my eyes for a few minutes. Eventually, I saw a football field and football players were playing on it. It was some team in a white uniform and a dark blue sparkly helmet that all knew ninja moves(I thought this was funny because it was similar to the ninja football dream KingYoshi had). They were jumping and flipping over the other team and scoring touchdowns. It was all exactly like a game. There was commentary. They showed a player doing a huge backflip in the air in the endzone around a player and scoring. It was funny. My dad busted into the door and the images faded away.

20.12.2009

Stealing Christmas Lights (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So there was this old guy, and he was holding me prisoner or something. I eventually broke out of his house and I stole all of his Christmas lights. I took them to my mom's "house"(wasn't her house at all...), and put them up outside. Later, he caught me with his lights from his house, and he took them back to his house. I stole them back and he called the police. I don't remember anything else.

20.12.2009

Practicing on Changing Things (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was dreaming about being in my room. It was dark. For some reason I concentrated and did a nose RC. I became lucid. I looked around my room for a light bulb. Eventually I saw one in the darkness, on the ceiling. I focused on it and put my hand out towards it. I concentrated very hard and kept saying to myself, "Let there be light..." I thought about brightness and very bright lightbulbs. Eventually the bulb got dim. I kept doing the same thing until it got bright enough for me to see. I looked around and noticed the dream was very fuzzy and unstable. I knew I was going to wake up any time. I summonned the girl from school I like, amazingly, but I woke up after.