Thread: Tristan's Dream Journal

Yep, I did it before Christmas. The next day even. I am now an Oneironaut with 250 points.

22.12.2009

3 Strange Dreams (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my dad's house, with my friend Zach(he's not really my friend, he has no friends so I pretend to be his friend, lol). He was staying over my house, and he was looking for his suitcase, and my dad came upstairs with this, box/bag. He set it on the floor and I said, "What's that? What's in there?" and he said, "I think it might be your keyboard, that's coming in the mail!" (I was still waiting for it at the time, it's here now) I was sure that it was my keyboard. My dad looked in the bag and made a face like, "Yep. This is your keyboard." Later, I looked in the bag and saw all these blankets and towels, and shit, and Zach said, "Oh... that's my suitcase my mom mailed me!" Which doesn't make any sense, since he was getting ready to leave my house, and his suitcase just came. Retarded.

Another dream, apparently, me and my mom were looking at Homer's other 100 acres, which was now for some reason at my mom's old, old boyfriend's house. Waaaaay in the back past their part of the creek. It was a creek, there were tons of trees, and it was dimly lit by yellow light. I remember saying, "Yeah! It's so beautiful! With all this yellowness, slugs, and mud!" For some REALLY retarded reason, it was in RUSSIA. I was walking along the creek and I saw a really hot russian girl. She had the best fucking ass ever. She was wearing black tight pants. So I was following her around(lol), and she met some friends(who were also really hot, she had black hair, and her other two friends had black and the other one blonde hair). I started to rub my dick through my pants, and I said, "Oooh, yeah..." They didn't even notice. So anyway, apparently it was my whole class on this field trip to Russia. I started walking around with my friend, in what seemed like a carnival. There were tents and carnival shit all over the place. I said to my friend, "Dude, the girls are so hot here!" I heard a "Ahem!" from behind me. I looked behind me and there was this pretty ugly girl making a disgusted face at me. Then I said, "Except for that one...!" I heard another "Ahem!" And I said, "How the hell are they hearing us?!" The russians started to build a catipult. They said, "You are going to get catipulted back to America, Motherfucker!" I said, "I'm not getting on that thing! You're not going to catipult me worth shit!" That was the end of that I think.

This next dream was a little scary. There was this kid I used to hate in 5th grade, who was now back for some reason. He was behind me, and I was walking up the wooden stairs to my trailer for my homeroom, there was a sideways pole(like a limbo pole), across the side of the railing. So I was about to duck down and go under this random pole. I was moving a little slow, so the kid I hate(name was Shane), said, "MOVE!" and he pushed me, and I spin ducked under the pole at the last second and landed next to the girl I like from school, she giggled. I got pissed. I turned around and saw the kid about to push me again. I grabbed his arms and went to kick him in the stomach, but he was too far away(thats the case in my dreams, I go to kick them but they end up "Too Far Away"). He let go of me and he started to walk to his classroom(that mini-fight was blurry and all images, kinda like my adrenline was kicking in). I was in Mrs. Corrs class and he was in Mrs. Barbers. He got to the door and from my classroom door I said, "Yeah, thats right! You stupid faggot!" I looked at the girl next to me and she smiled and went, "OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!" I heard many other "Oooooh!"s around me. I looked in the trailer and saw my teacher, Mrs. Corr next to the bathroom door, hanging up something. She looked near me, and said, "HEY!" REALLY loud. I woke up while she was saying it, I heard the "EY!" part when my eyes were already open.

23.12.2009

Killing my Friend... and fleas. (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my mom's old house. No one was in it but me and my friend Sean. We were in the bathroom. The light was flickering. We were about to brutally fight. We started throwing punches and kicks. I was blocking them. This was a very long fight. To make a long fight scene short, I grabbed his head and started bashing it against the toilet seat. As I brought his head back up I turned it and broke his neck. He fell outside the bathroom door. I looked in the mirror. Gah! What a strange sight! I had two black eyes, my face was a mess, a bleeding lip. I felt a strange pain in my gum. I lifted my lip and saw a band of blood. Or something. I grabbed it and picked it off my gum. It wasn't blood then. Really strange. I looked down at his body. He had no head. There was just a pink slab of guts or his neck organs, or something draining from the hole on his shoulders. I said "Sean?" YEAH LIKE HE WAS GOING TO ANSWER! HE'S DEAD. I reflected on how what a nice guy he was and I was sad. Retarded. Before all this, we were at Homer's house. We were looking at all the cats, and we noticed that they all had fleas(Which they do). We were trying to vaccinate them. When we looked in the hair, the fleas were on the very end of the hair, and they looked nothing like fleas. They looked like tiny gnats. Retarded. The dream skipped or something. I was in the cafeteria, a kid named Dylan from my school was sitting next to me. I had my keyboard in my hands for some reason. He said, "Can I see that?" I really didn't trust him, because he is a really bad kid. He got suspended yesterday for having a pocket knife in school. I gave it to him anyway. He turned it on and started playing a pretty original song. It was amazing. I still remember it. I can play it now in waking life. Its easy. He was hitting the wrong notes, so obviously, my brain is not smart when it comes to that. I looked down at him smiling at how this was such an awesome song. It really was a cool song. I woke up I think.

Wow. Nice. On the season where everything is suppost to be jolly, what do I get? A dream where I get fucking shot.

24.12.2009

Getting SHOT! (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in the backseat of my mom's car. We were leaving Wal-Mart or something. Our driver was some black guy. A small black guy stopped him as he was about to get in our car. He was screaming at him, and the little guy looked like he was about to kill him. He got into the car, and the little guy got in his car. We were being chased by them. It was like a gangster type of thing. It really was retarded. Suddenly we heard them shooting a gun. We got worried that we could get shot. Yeah, totally, like the bullet could go through the fucking car's metal and stuff and kill us. Sure enough, I looked down, and blood was pouring from my skin on my chest. I started crying(Even though there was no pain whatsoever). I told my mom and pointed to my chest. She said, "Whoa!" and she wasn't even looking at it. I told her again and she gasped. I was just sitting in the car wailing, with blood pouring out of my chest(THE BLOOD WAS THE FAKEST THING EVER. IT WAS BRIGHT RED AND GLOPPY. LIKE SCARLET PAINT). I said, "Get me to the hospital!" My mom said, "We are pulling in right here!" We got out of the car and went into the hospital. A doctor took me right away. He put a paper towel on the cut on my chest, where the "blood" was coming out. He said to hit my chest really hard and use the towel. I tried that and nothing really happened. Eventually it just stopped bleeding. I asked my dad(who was there for some reason), to look at my back if there was a hole there. He said, "Yeah there is, and its much bigger than the one on the front." That makes no sense. I figured if that was the case, the bullet was still inside. I walked towards the doctor who was by a door and table in the room and I asked, "Is the bullet still inside?" He said, "Maybe." If it was, I realized this would be my first surgery ever(I've never had surgery)! I started to get really scared, and I woke up. I checked my chest when I woke up and I found little bump where I got shot in my dream. It could be something, or that I get rashes all over my chest and back all the time.

The picture for this dream is an exaggeration. It was nothing like that in the dream. There was a really small hole with fake blood pouring out of it slowly in my dream.

So how Christmas or HOLIDAYS, as I should say, for all of you? Mine was alright. I finally got my digital piano, so no more complaining about my piece of shit keyboard.

I didn't have the dream journal program with me, so I just had to write it on notepad. Here are three dreams I had last night.

I was going to that weird music store that I went to in a previous dream. I went in with my dad and we looked around. It was being remodeled. There was a huge grand piano in the store with keys on the back of it. I thought this was because it was the keys had to work on backup keys in the back. I was retarded. I went around the front of it, and it was just a normal piano. I didn't know if I was allowed to play it or not, so I just walked around it. So apparently, I had a little brother or something, and I was dragging him around. I saw some doors way in the back and they lead into strange rooms. One was a huge room with giant drums with cloths over them. I saw a room with all pianos in it but I skipped it. We tried to find it again later but we couldn't. When we did and we went in again, it turned into a room things from Super Mario Brothers. We walked through it and it was just retarded.

I was in a mall or something, and I was in a piano store. There was a salesman with me telling me about the pianos. He said some were good, and when I played them, they were. They sounded nice. Then he said that some were good, and they sounded like absolute shit. Like all the notes were really low sounding. Eventually we went to one that was way higher than my head. It was probably 12 feet tall. The guy could still sit at it and play it though. I was watching him play it, and it was some original song I've never heard before. After he was done, I said, "Let me guess, Chopin." He said that it was a song by Chopin. I never actually picked one that I liked. Because I woke up.

I was at my grandmas house and apparently, me, my dad, and my mom, had a band together. I played piano(of course, I bet you are tired of hearing me talk about that), my mom played drums, and my dad played guitar(he does in real life). So we were having band practice, when suddenly, their instruments fall on them. My dad got crushed by his guitar and died(not possible), and my mom got crushed by her drums and died(also most likely not possible). I started wailing and screaming because they died. Grandma came in and started screaming for no reason, because she wasn't even looking at my dead parents. Suddenly, it was like I just fell asleep for no reason, and it was a dream within a dream. I was with my mom at a fair, and we were going into one of those spook houses. Except it was all brightly lit, and all long hallways that lead to nothing. As we went in, the doors opened sideways, and my mom went in first. A strange thing(guy in a costume), followed my mom and tapped her on the shoulder. My mom just ignored it. As I went in I was ready for anything. Acting stealthy, looking in different directions. Suddenly another guy in a costume came up to me and started hitting me. I was blocking all his strikes. He was trying to kill me now. I punched him nin the face and knocked him out. I kept walking and another guy in a costume(was a green dinosaur with a antenna on his head), came up to me on the side and kept trying to kick me. I blocked his low kicks and eventually he grunted and fell over. There was a slight pain in my hand each time he kicked my hand and I blocked it. Eventually I "woke up" from this dream, and was back in grandmas house. I saw a full box of cold pizza sitting by her sink. I started to cry again. Really hard. My uncle Ward came in and said, "Wow, you must of been perverted with your mom to cry this hard." I screamed at him and said, "I LOVED MY MOM SO MUCH!!!" I really woke up from this with a flood of emotions and tears from my eyes. i said to myself, "Wow, it was all a dream... It felt so real, all those emotions and shit..." I was a little scared to tell my mom about this dream, because we got into a fight last night and I made her cry. I told her that the HD camera she got me for Christmas was a piece of shit.

28.12.2009

Acting like an idiot at school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Apparently, I was acting like a complete retard at school. I was going around acting like I had no idea what "gay" meant and stuff. Some kid was really starting to get pissed at me and said he was going to kick my ass. I just laughed. Suddenly, later in the dream, I was acting like myself. Saying the word "fuck" and many other worse words. it really was retarded. I don't remember much for this dream. it was retarded.

28.12.2009

Weird Retarded Game (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Our class was going on a field trip to this dome in pittsburgh. We had to fly down to it in a strange tube thing that was really starting to scare me. I looked down at the city below and it was way more lit than the Pittsburgh I know. We flew down to what looked like Heinz Field, but it was brightly lit. When we finally got down there, we were going to play some retarded game where you had to walk through spinning platforms and stuff. We looked up at the hardest one, which was the one everyone had to try first, and I said, "You fucking kidding? I'm not doing that." We had to. The first person to try was a kid in my grade who is a yellow belt in Karate. In the dream he was a brown belt. I didn't tell anyone in the dream that was a black belt(in real life I am), this kid went first and I don't really remember all what happened.

28.12.2009

"The Lucid Maker" (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was sitting at the computer at my dad's house. It was early morning. My digital piano was not there. My computer was in it's place. Hm. Weird. Anyways, I was on a site called, "The Lucid Maker," It said whenever you are on this site in your dreams, it will make you lucid. Interesting. From reading the site, I did the time reality check like it told me to. It was 7:16. I didn't even have to look away, the time changed to 7:19. It just skipped 3 minutes ahead. I got up and looked around me. I looked at my hands and I only had two fingers and a thumb on my right hand. My left hand was normal. I finally realized that it was a dream. I shouted, "THANKS LUCID MAKER!" So then I went over to the couch and I wanted to make that girl appear. I felt like a real person in this dream. I was in the most control I've ever had! I closed my eyes, and with strong belief said, "I want _ to appear on the couch... she will be there when I open my eyes, she will be." I opened my eyes and she was there. I got on top of her(she seemed really lifeless, lol), and I could feel my orgasm about to explode. Not yet! I unbuttoned her pants and I inserted myself in there. I started pumping. It felt like a really warm sensation on my dick. She was pretty tight too. It felt amazingly good. Within seconds I orgasmed. It was great. I heard my dad knock on my door and I opened my eyes. I thought I heard myself say, "What?" but I'm not sure. Turns out my dad didn't knock on my door at all. What the fuck was that then?

The lucid thing, yeah, I forgot all about giving her a motorboat. :/ I had a lucid dream yesterday morning too, but I forgot to post it. its in my real dream journal though.

29.12.2009

OH NO LOL THEY ARE BEING TURNED INTO COWS (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So the first part of this dream, I was at a small lake. Very small. Almost like a large pond. Anyways, me and Homer were stuck on an island on it, and if we jumped, we would fall into the 12 foot deep water. So my mom had to come rescue us with her boat. I imagined myself falling into the water backfirst. For some reason, I actually felt it. Like I felt myself falling backwards and me slowly drifting downwards into the water. Anyways, my mom went to get us, but the boat started to lift into the air or something and we were jumping crazily into the air to get on it. We almost didn't, we kept saying, "SHIT! SHIT!" as we were trying to jump into it as it was flying around in the air. Makes sense...

The next part, me and Homer were in my school's gym. Many other kids were there as well. We were standing in buckets of water. I don't really remember what happened, but I eventually escaped. Me and my mom were at Homer's house waiting to see when he would come back. We saw a school bus pull by and cows got off of it. My mom said, "Oh no! All the kids that were in the water got turned into cows!" I said, "That means Homer got turned into a cow...?" "YES!" Later, we were waiting for Homer to come back, and we realized he was being shipped in a package through the mail. LOL WHAT? I pictured him inside a fairly small box on a belt going into a mail truck. It was really retarded. That's all I remember though.

So today is my birthday. January 1st. Yay! I got nothing! My digital piano was my Christmas and Birthday present because it was so expensive. But whatever. Happy Birthday to me, Happy New Years! Happy 2010! For my birthday tonight, I'm going to try to have the longest lucid dream, and try to get something out of it besides sex lol. Going to ask questions. So yeah. I'll report on how this goes in the morning.

01.01.2010

Mountaineers (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So last night I was extremely confident that I was going to have an LD. Did I? I didn't remember any of my dreams. So I went to take a nap about an hour after I woke up, and started to have vivid dreams. I forgot to tell myself to lucid dream. if I did, I bet I would of.

I was in my ELA class(Mrs. Gajewski), and I had my keyboard with me. MY OLD ONE...! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! But yeah, I was just sitting there with it, and I played a little original tune that was interesting. it was about 2 seconds long. My friend Sean Denti, who was in a completely different seat, said, "Nice Tristan! Is that your Michael Jackson sounding song?" I said, "No, it's not. I know a Michael Jackson song though." "Then play it." "Not in here!" After this series of dialogue, I realize now, that I would of been lucid, but I wasn't. For one, Michael Jackson SOUNDING SONG? Are you on fucking crack? That's ridiculous! Another strange thing, is that I actually know 2 Michael Jackson songs on piano. Not 1. Beat It and Smooth Criminal. I remember seeing the girl I like from school in a desk all by herself, next to the lockers by the side door. I kept thinking something in my head and trying to send it to her through my mind. How retarded. Later, I saw her in a completely different seat sitting with her friends. See? Another thing that could of gotten me lucid. My internet friend, CeeY was now sitting next to me, and we were working on some project. It was a bunch of strange paper cut out designs on a brown piece of cardboard, that stood up. The designs were red, blue, and yellow. It was REALLY weird. Later, I was now in a different seat, andthe Principal came onto the monitor thing. NOW THIS SHOULD OF GOTTEN ME LUCID. BUT NOPE, IT DIDN'T. Ready? Here we go...

"Good Morning Brookline. Today the results came in of our votes for the best college football player. The winner is... the West Virgina Mountaineers!!!" Kids all over the room cheered. I sat there and said, "No... No...! It should of been Tim Tebow!" I realized after I woke up and said to myself that the Mountaineers are A TEAM(Mountaineers are a real college team, and Tim Tebow is a real player. Quarterback for the Florida Gators). But yeah, when I heard this, I was still looking at the girl I like from school and her friends. Even they were cheering. Which is ironicly funny, because she likes Pitt. What a retarded dream. I eventually woke up to my stepdad, and he said, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" I thought to myself, "Thanks, your present could of been to not of been loud and kept me asleep." lol

My comments for the dream will now be in gray. So you don't get confused with the dream and my retarded comments.

4 alright dreams last night. One is the longest one I've ever recorded.

03.01.2010

Turkey Burger? Fuck you. (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Next one, me and my friend Nathan were on my stepdad's farm. For some really retarded reason, my dad was there, and his band was practicing there. Nathan got two Chicken Patties on buns and something else. I think they were fries. My dad made that for Nathan, and there were no more left, so my dad said, "Tristan, you are going to have to have a Turkey Burger." I said, "I don't want a damn turkey burger! I wanted a chicken patty!" This dream was relatively short and stupid.

03.01.2010

Kennywood #1 (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at Kennywood, with my class. And I was happy that I was going to go on rides with my friends. I went around to find them, but I couldn't. I only found my friend Kevin, and he said, "No, I'm going on a ride with Hannah," And she walked by me. I just went in line for a crazy rollercoaster. I saw my friend Brandon walking down on a path. I called to him and said something that made him laugh. I don't remember what I said. As I was still waiting in damn line, I saw the rollercoaster come by, and one of the cars were flipped over. The person inside was screaming. Everyone but me laughed. I said, "Screw this ride if one of the cars flip over." I walked away and woke up.

03.01.2010

Kennywood #2 (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The next one, the 8th grade was going on a field trip to Kennywood Park. But the bus left without me. So I had to walk there. I walked through streets and stuff, and came to a bridge. For some reason I started fooling around at the edge of the bridge, and ended up falling off the edge and into the water below. When I was fooling around on it, and falling, it was in 3rd person. I tried swimming but I couldn't, which triggered lucidity. I was lucid, and I decided tp fly out of the water. With all my previous lucids, I haven't been able to fly once. This time I finally did. I flew out of the water and now it was like water inside of a small fenced in area. It was my school's soccer court to be exact. I flew out of the water, but for some retarded reason, the fence was attracting me to it. Like I was a magnet. I don't remember much else.

03.01.2010

Kennywood? #3 (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Now this is the long and creepy dream. This time, it was the same concept, except I didn't miss the bus. It wasn't really a school bus. Believe it or not, our school bus driver was Mr. Garrison from South Park, and for some reason, Stan and Kyle were sitting across from me. They disappeared later in the dream and I have no idea what happened to them. We got into the bus, and Mr. Garrison only waited 4 seconds for the doors to be open. I heard him counting, and then they almost crushed me completely. Creepy. I heard him say, "Okay, two kids and an adult." My grandma, my uncle ward, and me got on the bus. My uncle is not a kid, he's about 25-26 years old I think, and I'm not a kid either. Anyways, so the bus was kind of slow. We drove not on roads, but dark scary trails in the woods. It was really scary. So our bus was being chased by these people I think called themselves the "Delimishers", because they delimished some strange blue flame that came out the back of the bus. Eventually our bus was going so slow, that they were right behind us. I saw them shoot a blue flame from a blowtorch, and our little blue flame went out for a second. When that happened, the bus just stopped completely. It was weird. We sped up again and they were out of sight. Later, the bus was going slow again, and we just went over a hill. I looked out the back window and saw them walk up the hill and over it. We were starting to get pissed at them. Mr. Garrison did some stupid hiding move where the bus shrank down to a small size, we all had to get out of the bus, and get under a cardboard box. I was the last one under the box, and I just barely made it under there. Eventually the box lifted up a little, and a guy said, "We won the fight!" Everyone got back out from under the box, the bus got bigger, and we got back in. Once we got to Kennywood, it was absolutely nothing like Kennywood. The food court had one restuarant, and I don't remember what it was called. The place it was in was called Dinosaur something, and I remembered a big dinosaur head come up and look at me, but it didn't. I was expecting it, but it didn't happen. So later, I had to walk up an aisle, which yes, I mean like a grocery store, and my stepdad's dog, Flash was tied up there. I was scared to walk past him at first, then when he wasn't looking, I just walked across. When I tried that again yet later, he tried to jump on me or something, but I still ignored him. So for some reason, my grandma was there, and she had a hamburger without a top bun. The top bun was sitting at the side of the hamburger. I took it and started eating it. When it was really small, I gave it back. She asked what happened to her bun. I said I didn't know. Later I found this strange object that did some really strange things. I just kept it in my pocket for awhile. I went back to the food thing and I asked my grandma for food. She asked what I wanted. I told her a hotdog. But when she went up to tell them what she wanted, she listed a whole bunch of stuff, like a chicken sandwhich, 3 hotdogs, and many other things. They said, "That's going to be awhile." When they were figuring out stuff, she said, "Oh, looks like you've run out of time for your order... Now listen everybody! Stop what you are doing and get working on this order!" Unfortunately, they never did. Me, my grandma, I think my uncle Ward, got transfered to this strange room. Samus from Metroid was there. The strange object I had in my hands was something she needed. So I put some stuff together on it, and it started glowing red, and a red monster came out of a door. We were in some kind of ice cavern, it was pretty dark, no lights. She defeated the monster with the object, and it stopped glowing red. She threw it back to me. I caught it. I took it apart and put it in a different combination. It glowed blue. I threw it to her, and a blue monster came out of another door. She defeated it easily. She threw the object back. This time, we were all hiding behind a strange ice crystal. But the door opened to the side of us, so the creature could see us. Some pretty good metal music started with distorted guitars and stuff. A horrible smell started to come in. It smelled like the mole on the scratch and sniff page in the Earthbound guide. A yellow creature came through the door without even me putting together the weapon. The room lit up yellow, and the creature came out. It was Kanden from Metroid. It walked slowly towards Samus, who was now out in the open, and I slowly said, "Kaaaandeeen..." Samus needed the object quick, she asked for it, but I was still trying to figure out how it went together. She threw a sword at him, and it went through his chest. But he just pulled it out and threw it aside. Finally I found out, by sticking a rod onto it. The rod glowed yellow. I threw it at her, afraid of my bad throw, she still caught it. It was almost like a gun. She shot some yellow blasts at Kanden, and he grunted and fell backwards. These little yellow things on the rod indicated how many shots she had left. She only had 1 left, Kanden pulled out a purple version of the rod thing she had. He said, "Haha! You can't compete with my rod!" And, yeah, she couldn't. She got killed by Kanden and that was it. A dark purple transparent screen came up and said, Game Over. It was a damn game? I woke up after this. That was probably the most recalled dream I've ever had.

Got a little behind here, but here are the dreams I've had the past few days.

06.01.2010

Military in school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So I was in the office of school, and there was a door in the back that doesn't exist there in real life, and behind it was a set of stairs that led to the "basement" that also doesn't exist there. Down there was a strange room that was dimly lit with yellow bulbs on the ceiling. I was just sitting in the office for some reason, and two teachers beside me start making out(girl and boy), the girl teacher was pretty hot. So anyways, my teacher Mr. Baldwin came in and completely ignored them, and told me to get down into the basement. I got up and went down there and found my friend Ben sitting at a table with my friend Brandon. I just went right over there, we talked about something. Later I got up and found a room where a concert was being preformed for a small crowd of little kids. Inside the room it was all dark and flashing red, green, and yellow lights were all over the place. It was really strange. I don't remember much else.

08.01.2010

Parasites (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In real life for the past couple of days, I've had a stomach virus. It's gone now. I went to the doctor, and they had to press on my stomach. In the dream, they pressed on my stomach for a whole other reason.

I was at the doctors, and she came in and layed me down on the table. She asked to pull up my shirt so she could see my stomach. She pressed on my stomach and one certain area felt really weird when she pressed there. Eventually, she mumbled something about infection and said later, "You have a Giardia Infection right here." The night before I read about this. lol what a retarded dream.

09.01.2010

"Giants are waking me up!" (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

For some retarded reason, I had to sleep outside of my dad's house, on the ground, in the grass, by his trees. I was looking up at the sky and I noticed a billion stars and the milky way, impossible, I live in the city. I can see that on my farm, but not here. I also noticed it was the summer sky, with the galactic core and everything. There was a small map of the milky way in the sky just sitting there, then I had a false awakening, I was in the same exact place, and it was nighttime and the milky way and everything was still there, but I noticed giants around me. I screamed and said, "Giants keep waking me up!" It was really retarded. It made no sense.

09.01.2010

What? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So I was in a place that looked like the place I went to for the Astronomy Party back in 2008. Except my whole grade was there. We were lined up doing something, i don't remember what though. So I was next to the girl I like from school, and she was helping me do things, I dropped a CD somewhere, or something, and she found it for me and gave it to me. I said thank you and we just continued to stand next to each other. Later, we were sitting at a table, and she was sitting at the seat behind me, at one point I felt her leg rub against my leg, and I thought, "Whoa hell yeah..." A girl that used to go to my school earlier this year was sitting next to me named Kristy, the girl I like whispered something in my ear and I laughed, and Kristy said, "Did you just say something about me?", she said, "No of course not, I like you, you are my friend." Then Kristy said, "Oh okay..." Then about 5 seconds later the girl I like said, "NOT! I hate you, you like to eat vagina!" I remember thinking to myself, "Hell yeah I'd like to eat your vagina." lol that's all I remember though.

14.01.2010

Scaled (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Holy hell shit, my dream recall has been fucking AWFUL lately. I think its starting to get better now though.

So I was playing my digital piano(the one I have in real life), and I was wondering if the keys were scaled on it. So I pressed the very last C key, and the lowest A key, and tried to feel a difference(I did this in real life, the difference is barely noticable). In the dream though, the difference was very clear. The lowest A was really hard to push down and had a lot of resistance(nothing like it in real life), and the very top C key barely even felt like it was a weighted key. I tried to play a song and notice the scaled keys while playing it. I played the Tetris theme and I really noticed it. I didn't notice anything when I tried this in real life. I also have to note that the keys looked like they were made of ivory, and felt like it. I wish. I damn wish.

Finally another lucid dream. After a half a month.

17.01.2010

Stretchy Fingers and the Transportation Piano (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was on my grandma's porch, and I did a hand reality check. They appeared normal. I did a nose RC and I could breathe. I was like, "Oh shit! This IS a dream!" I was surprised since my hands looked normal. I looked at my hands again and repeated the phrase, "Hands don't look normal in dreams." And my fingers squished down towards my palm. It looked horrible. Like someone who doesn't know how to use photoshop at all. So my first instinct was of course, to have sex, as usual. But I was able to fight it. I wanted to tell the girl I like I love her. So I went to find a DC to bring me to her. I remember finding one and he took me to her. I think I just dropped the whole "I love you" act and just had sex with her. I don't remember much. Later, I was now in an area in my school that doesn't exist. It was suppose to be my gym, but it was bigger and brightly lit by huge caged lights. The ceiling was high, so I decided it was time to fly(Lol that rhymes). I ran and jumped into the air thinking about flying around, but I just lifted off the ground a few inches. I tried again and this time, I lifted off the ground about 20 feet, and fell back down back-first, feeling weightless. I felt no pain when I hit the ground, just kind of the feeling of wind getting knocked out of me. Now the dream skipped again, and I was in my school's cafeteria. I was no longer lucid at this point. Until I realized, in a lucid dream, you can't just know you will remain lucid the entire time, you have to concentrate, keep your awareness up, and remember that it is a dream. So I tried that and everything was more real. I rubbed my hands and dream spun, saying "Stabilize!" But the dream was already clear as real life. I noticed even in the dream world, you see noise(As in white noise, like a TV when it statics, if you look closely, you will see noise in real life). I was surprised how real that was. There were a lot of kids in the cafeteria, and the lights were off. I think a show was going on or something. I saw my school's piano. I thought of it as a Transportation Piano. You play a song about the place or person you want to see, and once you are done, you close your eyes and say you want to go there. I went over to try it. I was going to tell that girl I loved her now. I pulled up the bench and flipped up the key cover(even though the key cover has a lock in real life lol). I tried to think of an original song. I just played one I knew already. I thought I was going to get in trouble, but I remembered it was a dream. I did another hand RC and repeated the phrase again. The squished down again. I decided before I went to play, I would stretch my fingers like Loaf did in his dream. I grabbed the end of my finger and pulled. Surprisingly, without having to think of anything, it stretched very far. It was very interesting. I tried to pull my thumb, but it wouldn't move at all. So I just started to play. I sung my own words to it. I don't remember what I sung. At the end I closed my eyes and thought about being next to her.But the REM period ended. How did I know that exactly? I didn't wake up from it, so obviously, the REM period ended, and remember, theres nothing you can do about that, its one your REM periods of the night ending. Oh well, I've learned many more tips and tricks. Lucid Dreaming will soon be no sweat!



...I hope.

Another lucid, but no where near as good as the one two nights ago.

18.01.2010

Hanging Gertie and many other stupid shit. (DILD)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my dad's house with my mom and Homer. Our retarded pug, Gertie was with us. For some reason my mom wanted to hang gertie. I didn't want to do it, and neither did mom. So Homer was good for the job. He put a hook in her mouth and hung it from the mantle of the fireplace. Gertie was now hanging from the fireplace. I realize now, that this will not choke anyone, it will just make a sharp blade go up into your head. So Gertie started squrming, moving her legs all over the place and grunting. Suddenly I hear, "BWAAAAAAAAHH!!!!" and Gertie's head flies off. WTF!!! Seriously! I thought this was very scary in the dream. But now I laugh! What the flying FUCK was that? Seriously! It was like a fucking roar! So my mom said, "Uh oh, Homer look at the back of your shirt!" I was thinking blood might be all over it." So now, my mom disappeared. It was just me and Homer now. So I looked at the clock. I think it said 9 something. Then I looked away and back. Now all of the numbers were big and orange. It still said the same thing. Of course, this actually triggered lucidity! I did a nose pinch, and I could breathe. "Homer, this is a dream!" "No its not. Its reality." "Then how come no blood came out when Gertie's head flew off? Why did she make a roaring noise like that? That's not even possible!" "Oh, yeah, good point." "So Homer, I want you to take me to Lisa." "Who?" "That girl I like from school. I want to tell her I love her." "I can't do that." "Why?" "I don't know her." I sighed. I guess I could do it in another lucid. I guess I could try doing some impossible things. Later we were on the streets or something. I had charged myself with super powers. I wanted to fight a Dragonball Z character. Like Vegeta or something. So I told Homer to fly into space with me. I lost lucidity around here. Everything turned into 3rd person. I saw me flying with the character, Raditz(I hate that piece of shit), and bumping into Vegeta in Space. I remember destroying someone's car, and the guy yelling at me. Everything got retarded here.

And a dream fragment,

18.01.2010

Chuck E Cheese with Randy (Non-lucid)



NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at that place called Chuck-E-Cheese with my Uncle Randy. I was going to try that one game with the moving line, and you have to hit the "Bonus" spot. This machine gave you A LOT of money if you made it. Not tickets. I kept missing. I realized why I kept missing; the damn bonus thing went away so I couldn't hit it. I was going to be there awhile. I asked Randy how many tokens we had. He said 1000 or so. I looked over and saw a small pile of tokens and him standing next to them. They were on a table. This dream was retarded as hell is.

Again, I don't have the dream journal program with me. My dry spell has been broken by two lucids.

Dream Journal 1-24-10

2 lucid dreams last night!


Lucid #1 - Shitty Lucid - I was in Homer's house. I was on his back porch. It was a little cloudy out. I looked at the sky. I saw 3 of the earth's moons. 3 of them. All in the same phase, and they made triangle in the sky. I looked away, and looked back up towards the sky. The moons were in different positions now. This triggered lucidity. I looked at my hand and held it up into the air. It was completely normal. I repeated my phrase to myself. "Hands don't look normal in dreams." My fingers faded away. I didn't even have to keep looking. Your fingers don't just fade away. So I became lucid. Of course, I wanted to have sex. As usual. So I went through the back door and went to go find _. But everything started to go black. I felt myself waking up. I went to open my eyes, but I opened them too early, and I was in sleep paralysis. I turned my head around. I wiggled my fingers and toes. Eventually I felt everything tingling, like I was getting out of it. Then I woke up. I stayed awake for about an hour and went back to sleep.

Lucid #2 - Asking her questions - As I went back to sleep, I found myself in a dream pretty quickly. I was walking up some steep stairs in a hospital. I was holding a brief case with papers sticking out everywhere. I saw my hand holding the brief case. It was brown. I talked. I sounded Jamaican. I concluded I was Hermes from the show Futurama. So of course, I became lucid. I continued walking up the stairs. I got to a door in a few steps. I opened it, and I was in a small hallway. On the right of me was a Nurse, past her was a huge hospital room with doctors running everywhere. I asked the nurse, "Please take me to _." She nodded and said to follow her. Eventually I got to a smaller room. She said that she was in there. I went in and saw two girls holding babies. I got butterflies in my stomach. I started to feel a little bad. I went up to the second girl, and sure enough, it was _. She was holding a small baby girl with blonde hair. The baby had a small pony tail(lol). I really started to feel bad. I didn't want to fuck her if she was holding a baby. I started talking to her. I don't remember what I said. Her eye was completely fucked up. It was sticking out towards the side. It looked swollen. She looked really sick and awful. She said she wanted to make out with me. She went to do so, and retarded rock music started playing. I pushed her away and I said, "No, I don't want to make out with you holding that baby. It would feel weird." "Then just ask a Nurse to take her away for a few minutes." I looked around, there were no nurses around. I said, "Fuck it." I started making out with her. The retarded rock music started playing again. Holy shit this was great. I felt warmness all around my mouth. I went black and I started waking up from such excitement. I felt her tongue in my mouth. I remembered I should of gave her a motorboat. It was too late. When I thought about doing that I felt my face move back and forth like I was shaking my head back and forth really fast, like I was motor boating. sadly, I only saw blackness. I made the same mistake of opening my eyes early again, and I was in sleep paralysis AGAIN. I felt a really weird throbbing feeling in the back of my neck. I don't remember trying to break out of it. I think it wore off on its own. I woke up. I went back to sleep and had a dream where I was in a really big house with my mom or something. I don't remember anything about it. I woke up at around 10:30 and my mom was crying and she seemed mad at someone. I went outside and I was thinking we had a shared dream and she saw me making out with _ or something. I was scared. Turns out that wasn't the reason lol. I'm a retard.

25.01.2010

Kasey and his Cellphone (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my school's office, it was completely different looking. There was a picture of Kasey's phone. It was a white flip phone and it had a LCD display on the front of it. It was a small rectangle on it. It said, "Kasey's Phone." Below that was a small circle cut out in the phone and it had another LCD display. It was a circle that spun around. Retarded. This picture was in a small bag. Kasey came into the office and asked me where his phone was. There was a drawer with a bunch of cellphones in it. I took one out that looked exactly the same as the picture. I went to show him but then it changed. It didn't look like it anymore. Kasey said that was not right one. I told him it changed. I woke up around here for school. My dad asked me what I wanted for breakfast(he takes forever to make it lol), so I went back to sleep for another dream.

25.01.2010

BitBlue? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at school. In the gym. There was a girl that looked like a girl in my grade named Molly. But her eyes were much wider(a little scary), some eyeliner and makeup, and wore all blue. She was a little hot, but not really. So I bought some figures from the school store(?), and they were of me and her. I was driving home in my dad's car(I have no idea who was driving), I was holding the figures in their box. The box was a square with a oval plastic part in the front. My friend John was walking down a hill called Castlegate around my area, and I saw him come down the hill. He looked over towards the car and said, "Hi Bitblue!" Apparently that was the girl's name. I don't know. I don't remember if it was BitBlue. It was pretty similar to that though.

Recorded this dream as soon as I woke up from it at 5:40 in the morning.

29.01.2010

Retarded Person (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my dad's house, my mom was there for some reason, and I was downstairs in the living room, on the computer. I looked over on the ground next to the fireplace, and my cellphone was sitting there, and it was plugged into the charger, but the charger wasn't plugged into the wall. I said, "Holy shit! Where did that come from?" Because in real life, I lost my cellphone. The wallpaper was a picture of my goat, Lily, I took awhile ago(even though thats not what I had the desktop set as). I called my uncle randy on it. He said, "Did you get your new cellphone?" I said, "No, I found my cellphone, I didn't get a new one." So then he suddenly appeared in the room. Which makes no sense. And apparently, my teacher, Mrs. Corr was upstairs. I remember from earlier in the dream, I was in my room, and I would make a "EEEEEEE!!!" noise, and then outside I would her a noise like, "ARR... ARRRR... ARR... ARRR!!!" I made the EEE noise to Randy, and I heard the ARR noise. I asked my uncle, "What is that thing out there?" I looked out the living room window, and down on the sidewalk I saw a strange man or something. He was wearing a tanish green coat, and jeans. He had black shades on, a purple and orange striped snow hat, and tons of facial hair. I looked out the window and said, "Shut the hell up you piece of shit!" And he walked away. I said, "I want to see if he comes back if I make the noise again." So I made the EEE noise again, and of course, he came back. This time, he threw a tennis ball at the window. LOL WTF?! It just bounced off the window, and the window was fine. Then he came charging at the window(which is crazy, because my front yard is a huge hill that goes down the to sidewalk. So, he came charging at the window, and I was like, "Oh, shit!" He tried to smash through the window. But he didn't. His head cracked the window. And for some retarded reason, his head appeared inside the house, sitting on the window sill, and his body disappeared. I started punching his head on the window sill, but it was in slow motion, so I looked retarded while doing it. Then there was this small alcohol glass sitting on the window sill, with something on it. The object was important to the person. I karate chopped the glass and two halves went flying to the side. I told my uncle, "Wow! I can't believe it worked!" Then! The person came back AGAIN, when I didn't even make the noise. It came running at the window again. This time, I thought, "Oh, shit! He just cracked the window last time... Uh oh, Mrs. Corr, you'd better get down there." My uncle said, "Mrs. Andrew better get down here." and I was like, "What the hell? I woke up as soon as the creature lept at the window and was just about to crash through it. Just to note as well, Randy was waiting for his girlfriend, Christine to arrive at my dad's house, which makes no sense because it's my DAD's house. And when she got there, her and randy would go upstairs and sleep over. lol wtf.

30.01.2010

My dad calls me a faggot basically... (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my dad's house, and I was in my room. I exit my room and do a hand reality check. My hands appeared normal. I repeated the phrase, "Hands don't look normal in dreams." That didn't work. So I did a nose RC. I could breathe. I became lucid. I went downstairs to find Niffer. Dad's girlfriend. I was going to kick her ass and try to kill her, because I hate her. I went downstairs and all of the lights were off. It was very scary. I Went around calling Niffer, but she never appeared. I tried to flick some light switches, but nothing happened. I went back upstairs into my room. I sat there for awhile, trying to think what to do. I forgot all about Lisa. LOL. I went into Niffers room and saw my dad on her laptop. I asked him where Niffer was. Dad said, "Right here." I moved around him and saw that Niffer was on a webcam chat with him. I tried to focus on the room she was in on the screen. I closed my eyes and imagined myself there but nothing. I left the room and went back to my room. I heard my dad talking to some girl that wasn't Niffer. The girl said, "Whats happeneing to all of Niffer's clothes?" My dad said, "I think Tristan is stealing them." I got up off my bed and saw that my dad was now in his room. I said, "You calling me a faggot?" My dad said, "No! You are a faggot but you are more straight." I was getting pissed. I'm no girl clothes wearer. "You fucking dicksuck, I love vaginas. Stop calling me a faggot you stupid prick." I woke up from my lucid anger, and yes, I was still lucid there.

Aw that sucks man! Maybe do something fun next lucid, and wake up happy!

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Aw that sucks man! Maybe do something fun next lucid, and wake up happy!

Haha, yep. I need to remember what I want to do.

31.01.2010

Old School (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was with my friend Sean Denti, walking down the road to my old school, which for some reason was part of a hallway. On the side of the wall was the Gator's logo. The college football team I mean. I Pointed to it and said to my friend, "You know how our school is called the Bob Cats? Well we were called the Gators." The gators icon morphed into another image of a gator striding. We got down towards the playground and I pointed and said, "Look at all this area we had here." Sean was amazed, because my schools playground is much much smaller. There was another field that doesn't exist that was by the other field. But was seperated by a concrete sidewalk and stairs that really is there in real life. I also noticed that many kids were getting out of school or something. Sean said, "Take me to the music room." I was about to, but the dream skipped and I was in a gift shop. Apparently, the school, did indeed, have a gift shop. What. The. Fuck...? Yeah. So in the corner I saw a toy saxophone that was orange, this got my piano instinct in, they must have a piano or a keyboard. I Looked over a huge shelf that was in my way, and I saw a keyboard on a stand. It was 61 key and had a green LCD screen. I went up to it, but it turned into a little toy piano with 13 keys. It's keys were really fat and were different colors. The black keys were not overlapping the keys like on a normal piano, they were above them. Huh? So basically, I was excited that this keyboard was there, then it turned into a fisherprice shit thing and I was pissed. I woke up but kept my eyes closed, I never opened them. I tried to continue the dream, and it actually didn't take too much effort. I saw that under that little toy piano, was the 61 key one I saw before. Only if I saw that in the dream. Oh well.

I think this was my dream last night. When I went to close my eyes and remember my dream when I woke up. I got this. So I'm assuming it was my dream last night.

01.02.2010

Basically a rerun of two days ago. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My dream last night was a rerun of part of my Saturday. With my grandpap coming over to help start the tractors and people coming to see the tractors. My grandpap said something about my piano playing that day, and he said the same thing in the dream. "I heard you music on Facebook... it sounds good." "Thanks." That was about it. A pretty pointless dream. lol.

02.02.2010

Superbowl Football (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my mom's house(the one in Brookline), and I saw sitting on the couch. My uncle randy came around the right corner of the dining room and he had a football in his hands. He gave the football to me, it was a real football. He said, "Here." I thought that this might be the ball they are going to use in the superbowl. I turned it over in my hands and on it, it said:

SUPERBOWL XLIV

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS vs. NEW ORLEANS SAINTS


Which really who is in the superbowl this year. So I was excited I had the superbowl football. I lost my football in real life. I punted it and it went over my roof and stayed up there. I was about to leave my mom's house out the front door and I noticed I was barefoot. I was barefoot the whole time. I looked down at my feet. Fleas were covering them. My mom's house has fleas in it, I don't know if they are still there though. They probably all died from winter weather awhile ago. Where we live now theres no fleas(on a farm, ironically). So that's about all I remember.

03.02.2010

Plastic Baseball Bats cause your hair to stand up? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So I woke up at around 6:40 AM or so, and I had a bloody nose. I remembered my dream fully, but I had to get up and get tissues for my nose, so by the time I got back to bed to record my dream, part of it was gone. Gay. Fucking bloody nose.

I was in a hotel, or something similar to that, me and my friend Ben were walking down a small elevated plane, where all the hotel butlers carried stuff, out of the way of other people, we were walking down here because we were hiding from the other people in my grade. We were sneaking around. Then, we saw my social studies teacher, Mr. Baldwin was standing at the end of the room, and we said to ourselves, "Oh, shit!" The dream skipped or something, and I was in a room that looked like the Room 4 Computer Lab in my school. I was sitting next to two girls in my school named Lisa and Alexis, and Lisa had this plastic bat(baseball bat), and I thought, "what the fuck...?" She started whacking the fuck out of my head with this plastic bat(it didn't hurt XD). I said, "What the hell? Why are you hitting me in the head with this plastic bat?" So I took the plastic bat from her and I hit her on the head with it. I took the bat away and some hair on top of her head was sticking up. It looked retarded. So I started cracking up really hard. I felt my teeth come out of my lips, so I figured I had a retarded smile, and Lisa started laughing, but I didn't think she was laughing because of what happened, but because of my retarded smile. That's all I remember for these scenes. Another part of my dream last night, is that I saw a picture of what I would look like when I'm older, and it actually looked pretty legit. It actually looked like me when I was older. Then another part, I was at my dad's house. That's all I remember.

Fragment -

- Something about being on my grandma's hill at nighttime. I don't know why I was there and that's all I remember.

05.02.2010

Coldplay at school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Coldplay was preforming at my school. Yeah. Right. They were on the stage in the cafeteria. I told them I wrote a song on piano, and they said, "Well, let me hear it." So I took out my keyboard, and of course, it was my old one. AGAIN, and I started playing the song I wrote in real life. When I finished, none of the students seemed really impressed, but Coldplay was. They never really said anything about it though.

06.02.2010

Pink Shorts? WTF! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was going through some of my shorts at my dad's house. I pulled one out and it was pink and white. I was like, "WTF WHY IS THIS HERE?!" Thats all I remember though.

07.02.2010

Niffer is a lesbian. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I found some blog website that belonged to my dad's girlfriend, Niffer. I was looking around at some of the pictures and the blogs. She mentioned, "My wife." a lot. Which means she was a lesbian. The pictures were of her holding onto some other girl that was pretty hot. I wanted to download some of the pictures of this other girl, but it kept saying that the files on the C:/ drive were hidden. I tried many things to try and download them, but they didn't work. I can't remember, but I think I went to jack off to these pictures.


Fragment -
Something about the asthma medicine, Advair.

3 very vivid and awesome dreams last night. OOOOO THE HAUNTED TAPE RECORDER. Wow my imagination is retarded.

08.02.2010

Mrs. Corr's keyboard (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

In waking life, I looked up on a shelf in my teacher's room, and I saw a keyboard. I thought to myself, "JSDFHSDHFJSKDF I WANT TO PLAY IT!!!" I asked her why it was up there and she said some girl was using it for a science project. LOL WTF? So anyways, the dream...

I was walking up Mrs. Corr's ramp, and I went inside her door(her class is in a trailer outside). Her door was conventiently open. So I rushed in and asked her if that keyboard was hers. She said, "Yes, this keyboard is mine!" "Well, can I perhaps, play it?" "Well, maybe I was going to give it as a gift?" Well, that makes no sense at all, since some girl was using it as a science project. I didn't tell her I was a pianist and she didn't ask me. Usually in real life when I ask to play someone's piano, they said, "Are you a pianist?" lol. So she gave it to me. Didn't need to be plugged in for some retarded reason. At first, I started to playing a little tune inside. A girl in my class, Taylor, was sitting next to me. The keys were absolute shit(because I'm used to weighted keys in real life), no one noticed me playing. Not even Mrs. Corr. So I went outside and I started playing The Heart Asks for Pleasure First(thats the song I always play first when I start playing someone elses piano). I noticed there weren't enough keys for my left hand on the first part of the song. Then, when I played that part again, it played fine. I looked down the keyboard, at one point, it looked like it had about 49 keys. Now when I looked at it. It looked like it had 88 or more. At one point I also changed the sound to a much brighter and louder piano, and played the song again on that sound. But, I don't remember much else from this dream.

08.02.2010

Mom... ACTUALLY GOES TO GUITAR CENTER WITH ME?! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Yes! My mom actually goes to Guitar Center with me... in a dream.

My mom had to go to guitar center. She wanted to buy a keyboard. Don't ask why. I walked around with her until we got to the keyboard section. I walked around and looked at all of the expensive keyboards. This guitar center was much different from any guitar center I've been to. There were some pretty awesome digital pianos there. An assistant came to ask my mom what was going on. My mom just said she wanted a simple keyboard. I asked, "Hey! MOM! CAN I HAVE THIS ONE?" I pointed to a big digital upright, it was called "The Colts Digital Piano"(you gotta be kidding right? only because I watched the super bowl yesterday). I think it was around $799. My mom said, "NO! And just for saying that, I'm going to buy a bad keyboard!" My mom selected a very shitty Casio keyboard that they don't sell anymore. I was pissed. I just forgot about her and went to go play the Colts Digital Piano. Weighted keys. It sounded very weird. A little bit like the General MIDI piano sound on my digital piano. Very deep. I liked it. I changed the sound on it and it got a little brighter. I don't remember anything else.

08.02.2010

The most retarded dream I've had in awhile (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some strange room in a strange house. It was dimly lit by a light in the corner. I was on the computer. Behind me was a bed. Next to me, was my tape recorder that I record my dreams on. It was making VERY strange noises. They were scaring the shit out of me. So I hit the stop button. I still heard the noises. I flipped it over and pulled out the batteries. I didn't hear anything. I was relieved. Then, some lady comes in and puts her ear against the speaker and says, "THERES STILL NOISES COMING OUT!!!" She says I should lay in the bed. I do, and she stands next to the bed. She said that the tape recorder was possessed. HAHAHAHAHA! WHAT THE FUCK? So, she said, that a spirit was in there. To get away from spirits, do not stay in the same room. you need to get away from them. Well, no shit. I don't really believe that spirits are allowed to wander the Earth, but whatever. If you don't get away, you will make unessesscary spirits come. Then, lightning and thunder strike outside. She raises her hands and says, "AND THERES NO NEED FOR UNESSESSCARY SPIRITS!!!" She says she's going to put the tape recorder on a shelf in my room. She puts it on the shelf next to my bed. I say, "Hey, I really don't want that in the same room with me." It starts making the noises again. She says, "Then we must destroy it." But before we can react, a Grim Reaper comes out. WHAT. THE. FUCK. A GRIM REAPER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? It was all cartoony looking too. Not really, but not 3D or anything like real life. So it was REALLY stupid. We took in our "Run Away from the Spirit" instincts. The girl said we should hide. I said, "I know exactly where to hide. I went downstairs, and it was now my dad's house. I went down into the kitchen and opened the white doors into the back hallway and I shut the door behind us. Then I went into the bathroom and shut the sideway sliding door. I forgot to turn off the light outside the door, so I went back out and shut the light off. Then I went back in. I noticed a little girl was with us now. I was thinking how the hell she got here. The lady asked, "Is it coming for us?" I listened and I heard a banging noise. I said, "Yeah, probably." We waited and eventually, the Grim Reaper opened the door. We ran. I don't know where they hid. I couldn't find a spot. I heard the Grim Reaper say, "If I can't find you this time, you're good. And I give up." I found a spot in a room I've never seen before. I was behind two bales of hay. I was hidden from the front, but not from the side. The Reaper came in from the front first, so I was hidden. I heard him mumbling like a retard. He walked around the room and came out the side door. I closed my eyes and hoped he wouldn't see me(how the fuck couldn't he see me?). He DIDN'T see me. How the fuck? Seriously? I was stunned by this in the dream that I actually popped out of my hiding spot and made a little noise. I noticed that he didn't actually see me and I went back to hide. My leg was sticking out a little bit and he said, "I see your tail sticking out right here!" He pulled up the top bale of hay. Also to add, I saw a piano in the house while trying to find a place to hide. Then while I was hiding I heard someone play a few random notes on it. It was out of tune. Of course. I woke up as soon as he pulled it up. Haha, I have my tape recorder next to me right now. OOO ITS MAKING SPOOKY NOISES OOOOO.