Thread: Andywarski's dream Journal

October 7th: Lucid Dream

The dream started out with me being in a car with my friend and we saw a tv station and I was like I want that station to host our show (We are popular on youtube kinda ) and stuff happened with us talking to the person who runs the station blah blah and then I have a false awakening with my mom waking me up and I'm just like "Mom don't wake me up! I'm dreaming" She didn't respond and Voila! Lucid lol. Now here is where shit get's f***ed.

I end up in a bedroom with two DC's whom I know and we are about to have sex and then my friend calls me so I don't pick up. I'm like yo, I'm gunna bang in my dream and he's calling?? (LMAO logic wtf) One of the girls answer and begins talking to him and I say, "Tell him I say hi!" So while she's on the phone the other chick and I fool around. Then suddenly I'm like I really want to do something else :S So I walk out of the room and end up in another room with a mirror and a lot of widows. I suddenly get the urge to jump out the window, so in order to do this with safety in mind I imagine I am pumped with mussels and I walk in front of the mirror. LMAO I looked so distorted but I'm like I guess this will do lol so I jumped through the window and dove into the streets below, it was such a amazing feeling of falling! I smash into the concrete un-harmed and in awe.

Then I'm in my house (which wasn't really my house but I thought it was) and I'm walking around. I walk into the computer room and my sister is on it. I begin laughing hysterically. I thought that I had jumped from the dream world and become a spirit in the waking world. So while she was on the computer I moved the keyboard and she got soo scared LMAO! She said "Whos there!?? WTF??!" I guess she thought I was a ghost. I then go into a closet so my sister is not around and try and imagine a hot chick in front of me. The chick began to appear but she was transparent like a ghost So I put my hand in front of my face and I remember seeing pink and dark blue swirls around my hand then my hand had a hole in the middle that got bigger until my hand wasn't there any more. The girl was now fully visible but then I thought, ok I made her, but I don't feel like sex right now and I flew through the ceiling and now I'm over the Golden gate bridge.

Yes, I am now in San Francisco even though I live in Canada. Then I see a giant robot attacking a mall. It smashes through the wall of the mall and enter it and I remember how I always wanted to fight a giant robot. I got kinda scared but I said NAH I must save everyone. So logic tells me I should turn into a robot. So mid air I look at my hands and my left arm was now a chaingun and my right arm a robotic arm (BTW FIRST TRANSFORMATION EVER!!!!!! ) But logic forgot to put a jetpack on me so I lose flight and free fall about 3 kilometers from the air to the parking lot. I didn't feel any pain since I was a robot. I then sneak into a sidedoor of the mall (I'm a human sized robot ) and every DC in the mall looks at me and begins to yell and scream for there life. In my own voice (lol) I yell "RELAX PEOPLE! I'm here to help you!!" All the yelling must have lead the giant robot to me because I see him come around the corner and stop, it looks at me.

I'm like "F*** THIS!!!" and make jetpacks and fly the hell away from him, I smash through a wall, first a sports store, then a video store, then a clothing store... store after store smashing through the walls to escape. (Really interesting to see how my dream made the mall, looked really real) Finally I'm in the center of the mall (food courtish tall ceiling) flying around looking to see if I saw the robot, I was so afraid! All the DC's are looking at me from below pointing and talking loudly. THEN BOOOOM! OOut of the wall comes the robot crushing people and killing them. His shoulders opened with missiles flying out and I began to fly around dodging the missiles, I was so scared. I was like WHY DID I MAKE MYSELF A WEAK ROBOT (lol) The missiles blew up pieces of the mall, and killed many people. Finally he needed to reload. I quickly turned around and shot him with my chain gun in the face, he was blinded for a moment and I flew in front of him grabbing his face and pulling him to the ground until he was on his knees. I flew over his back landed on it (Where his engine was located.) Placed a C4 on his back flew through the ceiling looking down and the entire mall blew up, he was dead. S was everyone else I guess lol

I fly down onto the street and a man walks up to me and says "HEY YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THOSE WHORES FROM EARLIER." He hands me a paper bag instead of grabbing it I flick it (with my human arm lol) and it fills up, he looks inside and hes like WTF kinda joke is this???! I look inside the bag and there are napkins inside. I say RELAX, I flick it again and hes like good! 546 bucks, just what you owe me. At this point the dream was just getting stupid so I opened my waking eyes. LMAO

It took me 20 odd minutes to relive this dream backwards to write it down! LOL