Thread: Inside Xanders mind (Alex D's Journal)

ooo evil robots, creepy

im sorry you died

Meh, it's fun to die in dreams.

Conform Consume OBEY!

Wow, I managed to fall asleep while listening to one of my hypnosis CD's last night, they allways kill my recall, so here's what I remember.
It wasn't a dream where I was in it at all, all it was was a bunch of TV style adverts, in complete giberish, like "Vous kilp juop hilk!" being shouted out with the perspective zooming arroung the scene and changing all the time. During these things, in a japanese style text the words 'Conform' 'Consume' 'OBEY' flasshed arround. That probably came from one of the hypnosis things.

Okay, a horrible lucid last night, I did get placebo's experiment done in it, but other than that, terrible. But first, a nice big fat retarded dream, yay.

'I know what you did last year' Really? Wow, because I don't

This was less a retarded, more an emotional dream. I was walking arround my house, just minding my own bussiness, when this black coupple, out of no where start throwing tinsle and other christmas decs arround me, instead of being supprised, I just said, "Dude, christmas was a few days ago" to which they said.
"No, christmas was a year minus a few days ago"
Strangly, this didn't supprise me, I just shrugged it off and wnt to my lounge, which was decorated with a huge tree, everything was golden, and sparkley, suddenly, I saw a convieniently placed calender, that said it was december 2005.
Next thing I know, I'm in my bathroom talking to my parents and the coupple, they were going on about how the coupple had been with us nearly all year. Then for some reasdon, I decided that I couldn't remember the last year, so I ran to a town crying, when I got there, I went into the doctors, which was where the post office was for some reason. When in there, I saw Lou and Andy from little britain, who were there for Andy's checkup. Thats all I remember of that one.

Two LD's last night, shame I didn't have much control though, ah well, next tme I guess.

Evil shoe ladies in the flower shop from Mars

Now this, was quite a strange LD, I was in a flowershpo thats in the village next to me, when all of the sudden, I start seeing people from my school in thier uniform, they are walking arround thring to find a 'cristmas plant', after a while, I saw this guy who's in nearly all my classes, small, nerdy kid, who was running arround with his maths book in his hands, at that point I was panicing that I hadn't gone to school, thinking that we were going back a few days later. He just told me he liked being in uniform and holding the books. All of the sudden I was in a shopthat I never go in called 'Postbag' It was built wrong and was bright and flowery. There were a bunch of women who don't exist in there who asked me if I came there ofter. "Only in my dreams I said." Then I tried practicing exploding people.

Happy Chinese christmas

Next one was a normal christmas round my house, but we forgot the turkey ande had to order chinese food. One dish was sponge, chicken and deep fried chicken on a stick. I remember getting really angry when someone ate my fried chicken, so I went outside and started some fireworks for some reason. when I got inside again, I asked Emma why there were sponges there, she said 'No, they're pommes' and my sister ate one, then I became lucid and woke up =/

Random flickers of other drerams of te night

All I remember from he other dreams are a dance competition, christmas, disneyland, masks and shooting goofy.

Pineallples are the one true path to enlightenment, according to Seeker

Well this was a wierd dream indeed, It started with a false awakening in which I went where to write my DJ, when I got here, this topic was 12 pages long, most of the first page was filled with Ame saying OMG UR T3H HOMOGH3Y! But after that, Seeker posted:

I'm sure you're all aware by naw that dreamviews isn't about lucid dreaming, it's about Pineapple worship[/b]

And the rest of the pages were just people saying stuff like this

Je33ica said:

OMG UR SO T3H TRUE![/b]

Kaniaz Said:

Yay bacon[/b]

That was a wierd dream indeed.


Lucid dreaming PAH! Music is better!

This was possibly the most stupid thing I've ever done in an LD, the dream started with pe having to go round and fill in holes in my school field, but my bad knee was playing up and I threatened to sue my PE teacher for it. All of the sudden I was by the changing rooms, with an old friend I don't really get on with any more, I got me lucidity and felt awkward, them me and this girl started to argue, then I just shouted "Fuck this, I'm off to listen to music" and woke myself up

Right, seeing as I missed a few days, I'll fill in the main dream from there.

Lucid task the Musical, on Ice.

This was one of those strange dreams, where you just know that you're dreaming, you don't become lucid in any way, you just are (I like these ones). Anyway, anyonw who has played NiGHTS into DREAMS will know what I'm talking about when I say that I was in frozen bell, the complete ice land dream from the game with hige floadting snowballs. Well at first, I had a little fly arround and smashed nthrough some snow balls (and kicked the anoying NiGHTOPiAN who holds the flag *evil grin*)
Then I remembered the task, the dreamscape had no rocks, so I decided to go to all of the claciers that I could see in the distance, some of these were structually impossible, but they were stinn there anyhoo. Stacking them was no east thing, in this dream, the sky was just a mirror of the dround, but quite high up, so I had to melt the ice in the sky, then go ahead and use my ub33r l33ttm frozen rock moving powers to stackt them on top of eachother, it;'s wierd, when I stacked them in a structurally sound way, they collapsed, so they had to be about to colapse to be stacked, if you know what I mean. Then I just turned myself into a tobogan and slid down some mountains.

Now, this was a wierd dream, and the only one I remember from last night.

HOW DARE YOU BUY A DS! JUST DRIVE!

This dream began inocently enough, I was in ASDA (Wallmart to you yanks) when I saw someone playing a DS, which looked cool. I asked them what game they were playing and they said "Feel the Magic" All of the sudden, the kid turrned into the guy form my avatar. I thought that it looked cool, so I decided to buy one. Suddenly, my friend Chris appeared, he told me I would have to drive to Martains (a corner shop) to buy one. So I got in a ferari (wtf?) and drove d fer inches to the shop. When I got there, a teacher at my school told me to carry on driving and never look back. I suddenly said "Wait I'm dre...." and before I could finish, he slapped my round the back of the head and said "NO YOU"RE NOT!"

Isn't fire in dreams wierd?

This dream started off inocently enough, I was at home, playing some egyptian style game on my PC (in which you had to meditate *fun*) When I liiked out of my window to see the storm (which is supposed to happen tonight 100 miles per hour winds AHHHHHH!). My mum came into my room and said te storm was going to kill my PC if I touched anything, so like a fool I touched the plug, but nothing happened. I looked out of my window, to see some pilons where my garden should be, which were floating and glowing blue, one of them zapped my plug and it caught on fire, the fire was cold and it moved slowly, wow, I wasn't lucid how? And then I touched my which caught on fire, then I was really appologising for 'Burning down the house'/

I also remember somthing about Icedawg being depressed.

Wear the bloody red shirt!

This was a lovely false awekening, in which I didn't want to get out of bed, I was thinking about wearinga red shirt. Fun.

NOTHING

Nothing.

Originally posted by Alex D
Kaniaz Said:

Yay bacon

[/b]

HAHA

1000 lonley words

This was quite a depressing dream for me, it began with me waking ap deep underwater in the middle of the ocean, nothing else was there, just me. There was no surface of the water, just endless deep. After a while, music phased in, 1000 words from FFX-2 piano collections, a really sweet, lovely song, which I really do love. As it was play, I was crying and my hair was just waving, waving in the dep blue void.

...............Alone.

Last night, I fell asleep with lucid dreaming hypnosis one, I only remember two dreams because hypnosis tends to kill recall.

Merder she wrote: A nice false awakening in which my TV turned into the lady from 'Murder she wrote' it was a vivid dream and I got lucidity when it happened, she asked me if I wanted a cup of tean the stabbed me in the shoulder, I woke myself up after that because it hrt, quite a lot.

The eclipse of the land of Auz: This started off normal enough, I was walking arround my school when Akex C (A friend IRL) told me and Chris to follow him to meet Simon, on the way, chris kept falling in huge puddles of mud where the school swiming pool should have been, and w ment Nick Acton, who for some unknown reason wante to follow us, great, I rmember thinking, that ****** . When we got there, a few people from the cast of niebours were there and all of the sudden, we were in Australia near a huge forest, there was a little mini clif you had to climb to get there, I diidn't want to climb at first, but I did in the end, once up, some blonde from niebours said to look at the sunset. IT was beautiful, there was the start of an eclipse aswell, the moon was moving over the sun odly, so I became lucid, but knowing the drea was going to end soon, I just sat and watched the Crimson and blue sky, it was beautiful.

Kentucky fried russians

This was an odd dream, I was walking arround my village when my parents came and told me that we were going out for a chinese meal at the green mango (which is an Indian resturant). When we got there, we were still in my village for some reason but this cottage had been painted a terrible shade of orange. The resturants slogan was 'When you're Russian for food' 'Theres no time for Stalin' 'Kremlin fried chicken' How odd.

French Exam

Exams suck, in this exam, I had to speak french and do a presentation, and I was fluent, it was all words I know and they fit together fin and now when I look back, what I said makes sense. I rock. Also, me and Joe went shopping for a dress and found irc logs from TRiPPY. Wierd.

I R MAEK HOLO11111

In this dream, I was designing a game, Halo advance, I think I mad Halo 3 aswell. I have to make the 3D mdels with my own hands, which was odd. Once I was done, I cat to play as one of the characters in the game, in real time, you knoe, my eyes were his eyes, it was in some fucked up jungle, it was 3D, but with sprites and shiz. Then ~I got asked to make Sonic Heroes 2, so I set out on Metal Sonics model, which was hard, I had to extrude the pollygond in real tme, they kept getting stucki in my hair. Then once I was done, I cat to play it. CARS WITH LAZERS!

I loves me DS

Now this was an odd dream, it was my birthday and my parents got me a DS, which I was quite happy about. The stylus for it kept changing, (to a quill at one point). The next part of the dream I remember, I was sitting on a beach with some friends and I trued to get picto chat to work, but it didn't, so I checked the manual, it said I had to choose option 5000, so I did and still nothing. When I gave up, the beach had turned into a field, where my parents came and said they would drive me home. On the way, they dropped me off at Shaw farm, saying that it was Currys (An electrical store). They said I could 'fachizzle da DS OLD SKOOL!' and I told them I didn't have any money to do it.

Ah god, why did I have to wake up?

Another odd dream, this was the mother of all false awakenings, when I thought that I woke up and was laying in my bed tryingto remember my dreams, I was laying there for what ssemed like 4 hours!

Ah, back to writing this thing. As always, comment on the dreams if you feel like it. Here's the only one I remember from last night.

Xander D, ace detective

Well this dream started off VERY nicely, I was sitting on my bed, with a very HOT guy (nothing happened), we were talking about going out that evening, he said there was a cinema that had just oppened up in town, so we decided to go. He told me to go get some candy floss (cotton candy) for some reason, so I went to a local shop to buy it. When we got to the cinema, he took one bite of it and dropped dead.

I called to police and they just said "Yeah... we would help, but there's an interesting show on TV". So it was up to me to solve who poisoned the food. I started by going back to the shop, when I got there, there were people shouting about people who ate the stuff dropping dead. Then it all went 'Scooby Doo', I pulled off the shopkeeps mask to see he was still him, just with slightly lighter skin. Then all of the sudden I was dressed as Sherlock Holmes. Someone asked my why they died. I said "It's elementary my dear Watson, they couldn't supply enough food, so Mr.Shopkeep here went to the sewers and tried to pass any human hair he could find there as Candy Floss...."

Thats all I remember.

Lucid task didn't go so well

This started off as a normal nightmare about my exams I have at the moment, except this time I had to do a PE exam not good, seeing as I didn't take the course I began to quwestion what was going on, but lost atention when the exam started. After the exam people were bitching about how we didn't have to go there... but I didn't care, I was late for my bus home, so I asked a teacher what the time was, to make sure I hadn't missed it, I was 5 mins early, but for some reason, I had it in my head I was 20mins late, so I ran to the bus to see it driving away, I tried to wave it back, but it turned into a car and the driver looked at me oddly, though I didn't care, the real bus was there and I had to get on it. I sat at the back with a friend, but the seats were so close together, you couldn't sit there and breathe. When we started going, I talked to Alice, she was worried about missing her stop. I checked where we were, we were past it and at a part of road I had never seen before.

LUCIDITY!

Yep, I realised I was dreaming then, I tried rubbing my hands against the fabric of the chair to see if it felt real, which it did. The people in the bus had turned into my familly though, I asked my dad 'Who am I?' he just spoke giberish, then I asked my mum, all I got from her was drunken ramblings. Then I asked Gwen Stefani, who was there... for some reason. She looked at me oddly, turned her nose up and jumped out of the bus, leaving a kitten behind, which I decided to call Marzipan.... Well I had to do somthing if I was stuck on the bus with no powers.