Lucid Dream 26

06.04.2010
Agent Z (Did Both TOTM's) (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

There were a few things I did in this lucid that I can't remember, but I remember it being my longest ever.

I was at my house and my cousin E and her friends were here, a limo was picking them up for whatever reason. The driver came in the limo and E and her friends were picked up and I said goodbye and went on to watch TV in my house. I heard a horn and went down the driveway and saw another limo and the driver was wondering where they were and I explained that someone had already picked them up and he was confused. I was worried about E and got a call on my mobile (despite not really having a mobile phone in real life) and the person said that they wanted me to be a junior agent (i'm 14) for the Oceanic Secret Service (is that even real?). I told them to not prank call me again and tried to hang up but it wouldn't. I asked them why it wouldn't hang up and they said because they really are the OSS and then I started listening, they said they had been observing me and thought I would be a good spy, they also informed me that E was a minor spy, (she's 10) I asked if she might be in danger and they said she shouldn't, I told them when the driver of the first limo looked like and they got a bit panicked. They told me he's from the ASS. (American Secret Service, I didn't mean for it the be spelt like that either) I got really worried and they told me my first assignment was to rescue Agent E. They also gave me the authority to commendeer any vehecle even though I am only 14. I thought a bit to myself and thought, can't the government manually shut down cars with their number plate? (even though they haven't made that yet) I took the first car I saw and went in their direction. I saw the car parked outside a big modern building. I went inside and it was tiled, high tech with a lot of glass and steel. I came around a corner and suddenly got shot in my right arm and quickly turned back. I rushed around the corner when he was reloading and gave him my signiture roundhouse kick to the side of the head. (I once roundhouse kicked a robber in the side of their head when I was 12, i'm serious, it knocked him out) When he was on the ground I untied E and her friends, it was hard with one arm. I told them to leave, and they did, and then I got attention for my arm, and called the OSS to pick him up. While I was being wheeled to the hospital I realised how wierd this all is and became lucid. When I figured that out I got out of the gernie and they were telling me to come back but I just said I was fine and to show them that I was fine, I ripped a metal pole out of the ground and swung it around and nearly hit a woman but she was smart enought to duck, I then threw the bar behind me. I then went into another room in the building and it had a TV and it was showing a tornado in Bangkok, I thought to myself, maybe I should go there and calm the tornado. I tried to jump into the TV but I just smashed my head and fell, and then the TV fell on me. I than ran outside of the hospital to my house and went into the lounge and did a bit of levitation. I remembered the Task Of The Month, to stand on your head (basic/one you could do in RL) and I tried but the dream gravity kept on making me do rollovers, I eventually got it though. I then went into the front yard and remembered literally standing on top of your head for the advanced. I tried to rip my head off (...) but it was just stretching far. I eventually heard something that sounded like fabric tearing and my neck felt wierd. I put my hand around my neck and there was a hole there, like my head was sewn on, I ripped it from the hole in the fabric until my head was completely off, I then turned it to myself and saw myself headless and put it on the groud and it went flat like a rag. (it was hollow) I stood on it like a rag and stretched it around my neck. I saw cars going by and thought I might run and jump over them but the people in my dreams are getting smarter for some reason and moved out of the way so they wouldn't hit me.