Afd Beatle's Nightly Memoirs

Hopefully this is the start of something big!

13.11.2009

Red Door Monster (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

First Recorded LD: I am being chased by some monster, I cant recall what it looked like but I came to these big red steel doors and heard the monster attempting to bust through.....thats when I realized i was dreaming and knew I was in my bed. I thought wtf, I know I am safe, let me have fun with it so I smashed down the big red steel doors and went looking for it. I was in something like a warehouse. I just started smashing everything and looking everywhere to find the monster. I destroyed the room and then everything faded and I woke up!

15.11.2009

Walking Inline meets machine gunner (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking in a line with a bunch of people it might have been a teacher walking us. It was weird. But then it turned into war scene and an enemy soldier was pointing a machine gun at me ready to shoot. I was scared became lucid but woke up immediately afterwards.

We had a tenant who lived in a little red house that actually he burned down in the 1990's. Anyway, he came back to live in it, never crossed my mind it wasnt there anymore. All of a sudden, I see him moving in and he had people helping him. I asked him what he is doing and he said he was moving back. I said you cant and it became an arguement and told him I was going to call the police. He said go ahead and I started swearing at him then I woke up without being lucid. But the funny thing is I was looking at him and he looked different but I figured it was because I hadnt seen him in years. He would be abou 110 years old now. very strange.

16.11.2009

My first Sex, float, fly and fake awakening dream! (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I went to bed and tried to WILD but fell asleep and dreamed non-lucid of being in parking lot drinking beer at midnight with someone I knew and I could clearly see my house all lit up in the distance. From then it turned into friends bringing their children to the parking lot play ground and they were all swinging on the swings. I think I woke up and said damn I fell asleep and missed my opportunity. I looked at the clock and closed my eyes and immediately my body got numb and my head felt weird. I scared myself and decided I wanted to fully wake up. At this point its 3am. I struggled to wild for an hour but couldnt fell asleep.
I was about to give up and then I thought it would be nice to dream of a beach with a beautiful woman making love in the sand. After a few minutes, I started seeing images thru the darkness and knew I was close!
Now this part is weird! I am in bed and on the bottom and when I look up I see me in the 3rd person! It was me! I was humping myself. I said Ugh NO! I concentrated and was able to materialize a brunette and we started fooling around petting and making so much noise, I thought I was going to wake my wife up who I knew at the time was right next to me in bed! I thought I had better wake up.
So now I think I am awake (still sleeping actually) in bed with my wife, I look over to her and shes undressing ready to make love. She tells me I took my clothes off and and was ready for her. Just as we are about to do it, the door bell rings. It was some delivery in the middle of the night that I was expecting. It was weird. I get up and I am naked, cant find my clothes and need to answer the door. I finally answer it naked but then I open the door but now I have my underwear on. I quickly tell the guy to put the delivery down near the door while I move quick so he doesnt notice me in my underwear.
Now, I am walking downstairs in a long winding staircase and now I notice I am in my pajamas. I said thats strange! I went from naked to underwear to pajamas. I decide to to a RC, I look at my hand and I have 2 thick fingers and a long thumb! I get lucid and I try to jump up. Sure enough I jumped and floated slowly down. I then say let me try jumping down the long stairs. Yes! I am airborn floating gracefully down! I attempt to fly and I was succesful! I flew thru 2 windows in a breast stroke manner. I got so excited I wanted to wake up and make sure I remembered the dream. I woke up and acheived my first sex, float, fly, false awakening and reality check LD!

I had a cool lucid dream last night. I was driving my car late at night. It was raining and I had the windows up. As I am driving, I decide to spit out the window but the windows was up. I said why the heck did I do that? I decided to do a reality check I check the dash clock to see the time. It said 12:13. I looked back to see if it changed and sure enough it said 12:36. I looked away and turned back and sure enough it read a different time. I said YES! I am lucid! Now immediately I pull up on the steering wheel and say 'Fly". My car started flying and I was flying over some mountains and water. Once I got to the top of the mountain, I wanted to make it daylight so I wasnt flying in the dark. Once I got to the top of the mountain, I closed my eyes and said "Make it sunny". I opened my eyes but everything faded and I woke up.

12/29/09 Woman in the corner of the store

I am at party in my front yard and my dog is running around nipping at people’s faces. I immediately do a reality check and look at my hands. I have like 7 fingers on my hand.
I say I am dreaming! What can I do?
I start walking down the road and decide I want to fly but instead I am floating up and up in circles. I start getting too high and start feeling afraid of the height but immediately remembered that I was in my bed and safe. I make myself float down and start hovering down the road all the while thinking what can I do to make this dream really cool.
Then I see this department store. I walk in and the store is very bright and I look around and see a beautiful woman in there. She had long black hair in the corner near a cash register. I am thinking I will take her and make love to her. I walk over and press against her body and tell her “ I want to make love to you”. She say’s “NO”. I wasn’t expecting that from my dream character. So I say to myself, what should I do know?. I tell her I have 500 dollars and proceed to rub against her. She says ok and just as we are about to get busy. I hear my wife in the bed rolling over. I am trying to ignore the noise and stay in the dream but it fades and I wake up.

12-31-09 Let me Fly to Mobil

I was walking home from the park and I was in a hurry because I had a baseball game and needed to get ready for 7:30p. A dog followed me home and I hoped my dog (my dog has been a dream sign lately but I missed it) would not chase it. I quickly called it in the house and started running to the baseball field. I run to the top of the hill and I do a jump finish but when I jumped I started rising up and up very high. At first, I was afraid, but then I thought. This is a dream I am Lucid, I cant jump that high so I got excited and tried to fly but couldnt seem to move forward, I decided to float down and look around. I walking around the park thinking what could I do, what could I do. I started touching things to see if I could feel them in the dream because I never yet consciencely tried to feel things while lucid. I saw this chair with a cushion, I touched the fabric and I felt the softness of it. I then see this blue tarp and I want to see what's under it. I pull the tarp away but nothing is there. I think to myself what should I do now? Then it came to me, I will fly to the Mobil down the street. I think for a moment, and say I better not because what if I make a fool of myself in the store while I am lucid! My neighbor might be there. Funny thought! Then I remembered I was dreaming and I was really in bed so I say yes! I jump and start to fly over the field to the highway in breast stroke fashion. I fly through a house and the scene changes to a dark hallway. I am losing lucidity, I start touching towels and drapes to get the lucidity back. It worked. I see well lit kitchen that I am walking toward. I am thinking there will be some nice details in this room to check out. I am walking toward the kitchen but I hear someone downstairs slam the bathroom door and put the fan on. This wakes me up. Everything fades and I open my eyes.

1/5/2010 Alter Ego False Awakening

I was having a non-lucid dream that I was in my living room with my wife and dog. For some reason, I was supposed to fake an alter ego for my dog? I am being pleasant to the dog in a high pitched fashion then I lower my voice and start yelling at him. I am thinking to myself I am a good actor. I think the dog believes I have an alter ego.

Then all of a sudden this brilliant flash and noise occurs which startles me and I start speaking and yelling angry things in a different language and now I actually think I am possessed or actually do have an alter ego! This frightens me and I wake up! Or so I thought!
I am laying in bed wondering if I am truly awake or not. I look at my hand and it looks normal. I am still unsure if I am awake or not so I get out of bed and walk toward the window. I do another RC and push my hand through the window. It feels weird but the window breaks a small hole the size of my fist. The glass shatters and my hand also goes through the screen. Oh No, what have I done, I thought I was dreaming! I look at my hand and there is some blood but not too much. I wake up my wife and ask her to get me a band aid. While she goes downstairs, I look at the digital clock and the numbers made no sense. I look away and look back again, and it changes again. Now, I say WTF, I am dreaming.

I say to myself, it’s time to explore! I walk down my stairs and look in the mirror at myself and I look funny. I laugh and say I thought so! My wife walks out of the bathroom with the band aid. I tell her I don’t need it. You are just a DC and say watch this and I walk right thru the front door! I decide to fly but can’t control it well. I hover back down and try again. This time I fly and make it to the school parking lot near my house. School is in session and there are teachers walking to their cars. I thought about following one of them and go for a ride to fly their car across the town. Then I think, let me go in the school and explore. I pick a classroom at the end of the hall to explore. I decide wait for the period to start so everyone is out of the hall and nobody notices me and orders me to leave. Once the hallway clears, I open the door and walk in. I am gazing at all the children’s artwork. There are two teachers in the room. I look down and notice I am still in my underwear. I laugh and say who cares! My alarm clock goes off and wakes me up.

1/23/2010
The Midnight Inspector - First Spin attempt!
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I am dreaming that it is the middle of the night and I am in my back yard. I buried something (cant recall) that I didnt want anyone to know about even my wife. There is snow on the ground and I walk back and forth along the trail to cover my foot prints up with snow. As I am walking toward my house, I hear my wife's voice and notice she is sitting on the back deck. I am hoping she did not catch me. She says something and we start talking. I am glad she didnt notice. All of a sudden a coyote, deer and some other animal run through our yard. They were making noise and fighting. They disapear into the woods. We both say wow that was weird. All of a sudden an inspector comes up to us and wants to inspect the backyard. I think its over now he will find whatever I buried. Then the thought occurs to me that its the middle of the night and that does not make sense. I do a RC and my hand has 6 fingers. I look away and try it again and still have 6 fingers. I instantly realize I am dreaming. We follow the inspector down the stairs and my wife goes with him to the woods. I say to myself screw that I am going to explore. I start to lose lucidity. I remember to try spinning. I read it on here but never tried it. So I start spinning but it was weird because the way I spun it was like my left leg was stationary and I was pumping with my right leg skateboard style and rotating around my left leg. I start going really fast and my arms were over my head in ballerina fashion. As I continue to spin, All I see are colored dots thousands of them. As I slow down, I realized I was in the same spot but now I see a cabin. I walked inside and I hear 4 men speaking broken english sitting at their kitchen table playing cards. They looked at my like they were going to kill me. They were mad. One of them tries to get up. He is wearing some kind of blue helmit. I smack him in the head and tell him to "sit the F***down DC" and I walk out the door. So for what ever reason, I am mad. I walk straight into another house and somebody says "this is my house. what are you doing here". I ask him who else is here? He says nobody. I want to explore the house before I lose lucidity. I start walking down the hallway and DC says" My wife is in the shower". The shower is like a little shower that you would see at a public beach or pool. It was made of wood and had a plastic curtain. I pull open the curtain and I see this beautiful Mexican woman all lathered up and showering. She smelled nice like Lever 2000. I will omit the details of the shower scene and suffice to say that as I was about to change positions, I lost lucidity and woke up.

1/24/2010
Wife’s gold necklace on the Snake

I am dreaming that I am on my front porch. My wife is upset because she cant find her gold necklace. I tell her to retrace her footsteps and maybe she will find it. I lean over the porch railing and look around. I see the necklace and tell my wife I found it and point to it. She is saying where? Where?. I point and say its right there. Then I noticed that the chain is on the back of a snake and its going back into its hole in the ground. I say hurry hurry, grab the chain quick. She is fumbling for it but cant get it. I swoop down and take one last grab at it and to my amazement, I look at my fingers and the gold chain is secure in my hand. I am really happy and I say wow, that’s was great. Then I say, Let me pinch myself and see if I am dreaming? For some reason, I do a RC. I look at my hand and I have six fingers! I am lucid. I was so shocked that I was dreaming, that I woke myself up before I could stabilize the dream.