Thread: jammerro's Dream Journal

Slack slack slacking..

06.02.2010

Combination (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Long dream made short

I was at Thomas' house. It was combined with VIK. Went out training with some guy at VIK afterwards. Went to the supermarked. They were making some powder they recieve every thursday into fruit..

07.02.2010

VIK and the bridge (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I remember where the dream started and where it ended.. I middle part got lost after some time..

The dream started out in VIK. My brother, Boo and myself were doing some flips and stuff.

The next thing i remember is me being lead down under this huge bridge. I didnt know the guy i was following.. As we stood directly underneath the bridge he told me that it would be impossible for any of us to escape from where we were.. I doubted him and ran for it. I climbed the bridge and had apparently escaped, but only to find myself bumping into an alligator. I managed to dodge the alligators attack... The man i followed underneath the brigde were well on his way to climbing the bridge as i just did.. He didnt get far before several alligators attacked him. Suddenly i was being surrounded by cockroaches.. The difference between regular cockroaches and these, were the fact that these were "Headbut-cockroaches". They had the face of a black man with an afro and the body of a cockroaches. They kept headbutting me untill i woke up.

07.02.2010

Cheating the system (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream took place in some gigant shopping center. Me, my brother and my dad were having dinner there.. We had ordered 2 "All you can eat"s but we were actually three eating as much as we wanted to... We were cheating the system lol..

Kinda bad dream recall last night... I am convinced that eating a ton of food only some hours before sleeping is a bad idea..

08.02.2010

Walking around globus (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Bad dream recall this night..

I was in globus and me and my brother were just walking around.
My brother bumped into some random guy with a camera, he was filming at the wall. "I wanna film the wall" My brother took the camera from the random guys hands and started filming the wall.
When he was done we continued our walk around globus.. We noticed that a karate master was doing some warm up exercises... He was walking back and forth while doing a various of karate techniques. He ended his warm up by getting on his knees and starting to elbow the floor.. He audience looking at his performance were shouting encouraging word to him.. My brother and i left.

My motivation has been rather shitty... well im gonna go all in tonight!

09.02.2010

Dantes Inferno "Dream Epic" (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My motiovation for lucid dreaming has been pretty odd lately.. I would be super motivated some hours before going to bed, but when waking up at night my motivation would be long gone..

Once again my dreams were effected by the movies i watched during the day. I had watched an animated movie called "Dantes Inferno".. This movie was about this hoy crusader whos wife get killed and taken by the devil. The crusader now had to go through the 9 circles of hell to get to his wife.. Each circle introduces a sin, like gluttony, anger and so on.. The illustrations in this animation is EXTREME.. dead people getting burned alive and decapitated and stuff like that.. Demons like this were in my dream this night.

This dream was pretty long, but i only remember the last part of it.

I was Keanu Reeves..
I had been following this guy who i was suspicious of having super powers like myself.. I followed him to a house which was made of tree.. The weather was awefull, 10 inches snow..
The guy entered the house and i followed. As i reached his front door the guy attacked me. He came from underneath. He drew a saw through the floor right where i was standing. He sawed a hole around my feet.. I feel through the floor. I wasnt keanu reeves anymore i was just floating right next to him as a spirit. He was unconcious. The guy he had been following started stomping him in the face to wake him up. After a few stomps keanu reeves woke up. He tried to move his body, but he was trapped. He had fallen into a pit of dead bodies. The skin of the bodies had been boiled away.. The guy he had been following said "These arent just dead bodies... they are dead fetuses"...

Nothing... no dreams recalled. This is actually one of the first times i havent recalled at least one dream in one night.
Well.. I have been pretty excited about this UK trip me and my friends are planning. All the time up untill i fell asleep i thought about this trip.. Damm..

Slacking... I did remember 2 dreams and loads of random stuff from last night..

Im still slacking like never before... I have had some dreams the last couple of days. However i havent had the motivation to write them down. Well, i pulled myself together last night and here are the dreams i had.. Ohh yeah and i had a VERY short lucid last night.

16.02.2010

School fights (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Me, my brother and some of our parkour mates were chilling just outisde of y old school. I noticed that my brother and a guy named jakob were fighting. Two people i didnt recognize tried to stop the fight. I went over to my brother and jakob and pushed away the guy who was trying to stop the fight, i told them that we should let them finish the fight.. They stopped fighting and walked away from each other..

Me and my brother went inside just to relax.. As we got inside we got jumped by some people. We managed to escape into a class room. We were talking about how we should run away from the people who were after us. Before deciding on a strategy the door got kicked in. I managed to run out of the class room as soon as the door was kicked in, my brother on the other hand got caught..
I ran untill i was sure that they werent following me. I went back into the school to get my brother. Apparently they had locked him in one of the bathrooms. People were standing in line to piss on my brother. I got mad.. I was just about to rush into the bathroom, but my brother yelled that he was ok. I went for the guys who jumped us instead of rescuing my brother. There were so many people. I couldnt see any of the guys who jumped us. A random guy came up to me. I knew he was involved in the shit so i started hitting him in the face. I kept hitting and hitting. I felt the impact between his face and my fists.. While i was hitting this guy, some random girl walked past me while saying "Youve got some nice punches..". I stopped punching and followed the girl. An almost dead body fell to the ground just behind me.. The girl walked up to a bench and was just about to sit down. I rushed over to the bench and sat down just before she did. She sat down on my lap... something else happened but i dont remember..

16.02.2010

Ilabaca (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was ilabaca. I was in this sky scraper. While i was climbing down i saw one of my parkour mates jumping around this scaffolding.

Suddenly i was on the ground. Something was chasing me.. I ran for a couple of seconds before the dream started to fade.. Everything went black... I began to feel my physical body. I started focusing all my intention on staying in the dream. The blackness slowly turned into the dream i was just in.. I was now in the dream that had just ended. I was lucid. Even though i was lucid i felt like something was still following me. I didnt have the balls to just turn around, so i decided to rapid move/teleport to a random place. Just as i started my rapid movement, i woke up..
Stabilize.... gotta remember that to next time.. But it was nice having the lucid feeling anyways.

Omg... i didnt write my dreams down this night, so i forgot everything.

I had two dreams last night.. But i didnt write them down so i forot them both throughout the day.. ohh wait i did write them down, in a false awakening..

....

Didnt write my dreams down.. forgot them.. i fail

Ok tonight ill write them down..

21.02.2010

Snakes? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a random room. I dont remember that much about the room, all i remember was that i was looking at this big snake aquarium. The terrain in the aquarium was like a tiny bit of pandora, only in snake size... The snakes in the aquarium were strange. They actually had legs and arms just like us humans... The snakes were trying to get out of the aquarium.. After trying to climb the glass walls, two of the snake-thingies started making out.. They did it just like normal people would make out.. The only thing that looked strange was that their kissing looked like they were vomiting in eachothers mouths... I woke up after thinking that thought.

21.02.2010

Bits and pieces (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

All i remember were tiny pieces from this next dream..

Looking at my right fist, had a wound on my knuckle (irl i have a little wound on my knuckle after hitting my dad in the gut). The wound looked fine so i started punching this woodden board.

My scooter was empty.

Im looking forward to my next lucid... I havent had a proper one in ages..

23.02.2010

Djeep (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was out doing some parkour. Loads of other traceurs were there. All the guys from copenhagen and the guys from aarhus. We were just chill training at a new spot.
I was just about to do some strides, but djeep got in my way. Just for fun i grazed his face with my fist. He got a bit pissed.. I hit him a bit more.

25.02.2010

Carnival (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

apparently this night i turned off my alarm clock without waking up.. well i do remember one dream and bits of another.

"In real life one of the guys i do parkour with, has just made a nice parkour vid".
Me, my brother and loads of our parkour friends were hanging around this carnival thingy. René had just made a parkour video which we were watching. In the parkour video we were only training at this new spot. I remember what was on the video, but writing it would make sense to the few people reading my dream journal.. After watching the video me and my brother started teasing one of our friends about all his injuries.. He got mad and started dissing me and my bros new dragonball z cell phone strap. He then started threatning to trash my bros glass neckless.. After some time he just threw the neckless over his shoulder.. The neckless was destroyed o.O
My brother got mad and started doing all kinds of joint locks on him. They didnt work that well so i stepped up to him and did some joint locks. They worked and our "friend" started screaming in pain.. My brother and i picked up the pieces from the neckless and walked away.

25.02.2010

Swimming with elephants (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

All i remember from this dream is the following:

Swimming with elephants in a rather big pool
Meeting thor while he was both high and drunk at the same time (at school)
Following a girl with crutches.

26.02.2010

AK81 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

The "leaders" in our parkour club Aarhusparkour were all having a meeting. I am one of those leaders. I actually dont remember the meeting, but afterwards we all drove to the city to do some parkour. All 6 of us fit into one tiny car...

The next thing i remember is me, my brother and one of our parkour friends were riding bicycles. There was snow and ice everywhere. It was actually almost impossible to bicycle. After some time riding our bikes we got to a steep hill we had to overcome. As we started riding upwards some random dude was yelling at my brother and i. I didnt turn around as soon as i heard him, but after around 10 seconds of him constantly shouting "Oiii parkour!! Parkour dudes!!" I turned around only to find out that the guy shouting at us was a member of the biker gang "AK81". (In real life one of our friends almost got in a fight with this guy.. And now the biker and his friends have threatned to beat him up). The biker wasnt alone he was acompanied by 4 steroid bikers.. They started chasing us. My brother and our friend got away, but i got caught. Just as the bikers grabbed me something weird happened. I wasnt in the dream anymore. I was floating a couple of meters over the guy i had just been. The guy was maybe twice the size of myself.. He looked like a retard. Just as the bikers were to beat him up, i woke up..

I dont wanna write my dreams from today down because they were pretty boring... however... i got semi lucid just 10 seconds before my dream ended. Nice feeling the lucidity once more. Im hoping for better results tonight!

11.04.2010

Training with phil again (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Damm... Its been month since i last wrote in my dream journal. The reason why i havent written anything down is mainly because i have been rather busy these last couple of months.. Ahh ok, thats not entirely true.. The REAL reason why i havent been dream journaling is because i started playing this computer game called Ragnarok Online. Its much like any other online rpg though.. However, the guild/group im playing with are all from the states so we are in totally different time zones so i gotta stay up super late to play with them.. So my sleep schedule have been totally f'ed up.. Another reason is also that i didnt get any result from all the work i put into rcing and stuff like that, so i just gave up.. BUT lately i have been thinking a bit about lucid dreaming and awareness in general so last night i just had the BEST and LONGEST lucid in my life!!

****As i woke up in the middle of the night just after my lucid i didnt bother writing it down in my handjournal, so i didnt remember all of it... Pretty stupid actually****

I only remember some fragments of the first dream i had.. I was at this random schoolyard.. The school and its students were all VERY poor and trashy, i even think this school was located in Africa or something.. For some reason everybody at the school hated me (i actually think that this hate came from something i had done earlier in the dream.. But i cant remember actually).. As i was walking through the yard all the students were shouting at me and threatening me... I felt like waking up from the dream but i didnt, the dream just ended

Another dream started seconds after the first one ended.. It was in the middle of the day, i was in this alley with some guys i know through parkour training. Phil was there too.. Suddenly i started thinking to myself "Im not in england anymore.. why is phil here?" (In real life i just got back from england, so this had to be a dream or something).. I got lucid! I was standing there just looking at phil.. I was actually just waiting to wake up, since the last 5 lucids i have had i woke up just after getting lucid.. I kept staring at phil just waiting to wake up.. However i didnt wake up. 30 seconds passed and i hadnt awoken yet. Phil turned around and smiled at me he then looked straight ahead again.. He was about to do a pretty big wallrun..
"What are up to phil?" i asked. "I was just thinking about doing this wallrun" he replied.. Just as he said that i thought to myself ""Shouldnt i just punch him if the face now that i know this is a dream?"". I chose not to punch him though because i was afraid that it would wake me up... He ran towards the wall and tried to do the wallrun however he didnt succed. "Hey phil, this is how it should be done" i told him and ran towards the wall.. As i was runing i was focusing on just flying over the wall, however i didnt succed in flying. I almost did the wallrun too.. The cool thing about the wall run i didnt though, was that as i was in the air on my way back to the ground, everything got slowed down and the impact as i landed on the floor was nothing.. ****I chilled with phil and the others for some time, but i forgot what we were doing****
The next thing i knew i was in this basement room.. There was a table in the middle of the room and about 6 people were sitting around it. They were fat looking and all dressed in white robes and they all had some red splatter or something on their robes.. They didnt bother me at all i just looked around the room.. On the walls there were some paintings so i though that i would just test something out.. I remembered having head Man of Shread talking about things in dreams changing if you look at them then look away and then back at it.. I gave it a go.. I looked at the paintings, looked away, then looked back and found the painting to be totally different.. pretty cool actually.. I remembered having "summoned" scary stuff just by thinking of it, so i would just give that a try.. I walked up close to one of the paintings and stared right into it. I then focused on something crazy standing just behind me, i then turned around but there was nothing, only all the guys in white robes sitting around the table still discussing some random shizz.. NICE.. Some more happened but i cant really remember.

False awakening just after the lucid.. i didnt rc but wth xDBut man, this was the longest and nicest lucid i have ever had. I think the reason why i didnt wake up this time was mainly because i didnt let myself get too worked up because i got lucid, but also because i realised that i was dreaming fairly early in the dream.. NICE

Im only gonna write in this dream journal when i get lucids from now on though.

Two lucids last night

15.04.2010

Nicky (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was outside, just walking around. I was acompanied by my friend flash and his girl friend coco. And apparently this little guy called nicky was with us too.. We were just walking around looking for any good training spots. Suddenly i started thinking about teleportation, or rather overtaking other people.. its actually a bit hard to explain, but youll get what i mean in a sec. As we were walking along the sidewalk, we came up to a pretty tall building, maybe 20 meters tall. I told nicky to climb up there, which he did in less than 5 seconds.. As he reached the top i thought to myself "If i just close my eyes and try to be one with nicky, i should be able to act out as him and be at the top of the building... Or i might just wake up.." I actually got lucid from thinking of waking up.. I closed my eyes and focused on nicky. After some time i opened my eyes and found myself on top of the building and in nickys body. I tried to move a bit around. It was amusing to be in a so smaller body, it felt different just moving around. I looked down from the top of the building and saw my own body flying up to the top of the building where i was. Coco, flashs girlf friend wanted me (nicky) to come down immediatly. I jumped down and so did my body just after me.. Just before reaching the ground i started floating so there was no impact on landing. The next thing i knew i was in my own body. I didnt mind i just had to keep moving to stay in the dream. We walked for a bit before we found something we could climb. Coco started climbing this random building and so did flash.. I tried to shoot web out of my hands just like spiderman, but it didnt work. I tried to fly, shoot fire and telekinesis but it all failed.. Well i didnt mind. I woke up..

15.04.2010

Orgy?! (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I outside, and was looking out for this little girl.. She were so full of energy and jumped all over the place.

The next thing i remember was that we were standing just next to the highway waiting for the bus.. Simon was there too.. As we were standing there, the little girl started to jump around again. She told me she wanted to cross the highway. At first i was afraid to let her do it because there were a fair number of cars on the highway. But i told her it would be fine if she just waited untill there were no cars coming. She walked up the the edge of the highway ready to cross it. But just before she started running, a truck with too wide trailer on it drove by her at an incredibly speed. The truck just went by but the trailer hit the little girl. She got thrown into the air and landed in the middle of the highway far away from where she was hit. I ran to what i thought was her body, but it was actually just her clothes. She had been hit so hard that she had flown out of her own clothes. I looked for her body and saw it in the middle of the highway.. There was a trail of blood leading up to her body. I didnt dare walk up to it because i was afraid that the sight would haunt me. I pulled myself
together and walked up to the body. But just before reaching it, a taxi drove by crushing the body underneath one of its front wheel. The body got stuck underneath the taxi which just kept going. I picked up something and threw it after the taxi while shouting. However no sound came out of my mouth.

The next thing i knew i was at a train station in Copenhagen with Simon. We were heading to a college called "Ørestad". At the station we met my friend Nam, he was of to karate practise but he didnt know how to get there. I told him he could just come with because we were taking the bus the same way..
We got to the college. Me and simon got inside and headed towards the mens locker room. As we entered some of simons friends asked were were just came from and simons replied "We just got from a dream where this little girl just run over by a truck, but we might actually still be inside the dream" I got pretty confused from what he had just said. I honestly thought that us being in this locker room at Ørestad was REAL (i mean like it felt JUST like in real life!!). But what simon had just said might be true.. As stupid as it felt i reality checked, plugging my nose and breathing. IT FUCKING WORKED!!! I DIDNT EXPECT THAT!?! DAMM!! THAT FELT JUST LIKE WAKING UP IN REAL LIFE!! I got lucid.. I reality check again, but it didnt work as well this time. I rubbed my fingers together to feel the surface of my finger. I started going a bit numb in my feet and i felt like waking up. I had to do something to make me focus on the dream. Suddenly a gay guy entered the locker room telling us that the girls were having an orgy in their locker room. I started taking all my clothes of except my shirt. I started walking to the girls locker room. But before exiting the mens locker room, the gay guy started touching my upper body. I got loose from his gay grib and walked towards the girls locker room. I reached the locker room.. I gently opened the door. The lights were turned off so it was pretty dark in there. All the girls were standing in the middle of the room making out with one another.. I started making out with the girl closest to me. As i was making out with this random girl i started thinking "Erhh.. Did i reality check properly?? What if this shit is real?!... Ahh well.. it doesnt matter" After a couple of seconds with her, i moved on to the next one. It actually was so dark in the room that it would be pretty hard for the girls to identify me as a guy if i just kept low profile.. After some time some of the girls got suspicious "Isnt there a guy in here?" some girl whispered to another. "THERES A GUY IN HERE!!" a third girl shouted. All the girls started screaming and for some reason started rushing to the corners of the locker room. I ran for it. I ran outside and then into the mens locker room while covering myself with my shirt. "They fking had an orgy in there guys!!" I shouted as i reached the mens locker room. "Yeah i know" the gay guy replied "I was also trying to start one in here" He tried to touch me again, so i ran outside once more.. As i got outside two girls stopped me. One was pretty tall, had black hair and looked like she was from asia or something. The other was rather short with brown hair.. The girl with the brown hair looked at me "What are you doing?" Right now there was only going one thing through my mind... "Are all the girls gonna jump and kill me?!"... "These two girls are just a diversion, the others are gonna jump me from behind any second now"... The brown haired girl kept staring at me "Are you ready for some one on one time or what champ?" She winked "Or is one girl to overpowering?" She was definetly refering the incident in the girls locker room.. I didnt know what to answer because i still feared the possibility of getting jumped by the rest of the girls.. I woke up before answering

I had an ok lucid last night.

I dont remember much though. I remember i was standing infront of some random guy. We were outside on some kind of football field like place.. Well the random guy wanted to hurt me or something so i thought to myself "Ohh well, in dreams you can do whatever you want", i got lucid and tried to pull a gun out of my back pocket. I tried two times but i failed both times. I then turned around and jumped on a scooter, that was just behind me, and rode away. While riding away i did a reality check just to get the feel of it... I dont remember anything more.