Last Day Edits and Boating Voyages
So I was at lunch, and I was worried. Sam and Jade and I had gotten our pizza for pizza day at the school lunch line, and we were all kind of panicked. Our play project was due pretty much in one hour, lunch included. Many others were worried because none of us had rehearsed, we had all used the computer time to use our facebooks and stuff like that. THe quality was shoddy, and I was scared. Sam, Jade, and I all took to taking apart each of our plans for the plays and attempted to fix any small mistakes.
Then, a beggar dude walks by and sings us a song, pretty much begging for money in school? So I fork out a dollar and give him that as he walks over to the next table and tries to get money from them. He was trying to collect ten dollars for gas.
The next table though, brought him in, and asked him if he could join THEIR play because he wasn't bad at singing. Then, the whole school, myself included, began singing a small section of song for two reasons. 1. Because we were making the point that none of us could sing. 2. We wanted him to join that person's group.
He agreed, and there was a small minute of celebration, then my attention focused back on my table. Then I noticed that Jade had only a large cup, and it was full of pizza. I asked her, "why is that in your cup?" She answered with the simple reply, as if I should've known, "It is pizza day, duh?" -6
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I was a part of a boating team through a small swamp. I had been there before, and the people in my team TOLD me that I had been here before. "Last time you hated touching those vines," And we were boating through a swamp-like lake. We didn't have any paddles or motors, so I was instructed to be the motor for the boat. Someone was steering, and I had to be strapped to the front of the boat and swim on my back to push the boat forwards. It was really, really cool moving my arms as strong as I did. But it was also exceptionally creepy. I saw large turtles in the trees, and I knew from past experience that further down the river, there would be a lot of alligators. Also, I felt EVERYTHING that touched my back, and I HATED IT. I cannot STAND it when people touch my back, unless I'm hugging someone. -8
~Joe
Cheese, Knights, Strippers, and Almost Exes!
Struggle with me here, I have a lot to say, and a LOT to organize...
Tails and Sonic were talking about messages to space, and how they could be dangerous to their life. Tails described how he accidentally sent messages about wanting to be killed because he was so depressed all of the time.
This sci-fi theme strings into a battle in space: I had to down a friendly craft because it was about to be hijacked, and I didn't know the controls of the spaceship, so I almost failed and destroyed the friendly craft.
Something came after about absorbing the Chaos Emeralds as an energy source, and then that started to fade away as this next dream appeared.
Zukin and I were talking a LOT while driving to an aumsement park, thinking about it, that amusement park MAY have been that one in space, the quality was much like a video game. We were leaving because I think they rejected us. We meet this girl that Zukin mentioned was like a seedrian, and we invite her into the truck. We are slightly afraid, even though it is daylight outside, we think we'll see Freddy Krueger on the road. A few times, I do drive off the road, and cannot bring myself to stay on the main road, even though I get some weird looks about it.
We get to a place to stay, and Zukin demands that she should change. The one girl, whom I shall call Jessica, leaves the room and enters a sauna, and I point a room to Zukin so she can change, but is quite content losing her shirt in front of me. if ONLY I mastered reality checks... Then, I will leave it as this, nothing happened, to me. (I won't go into it.)
Later, I and Zukin take Jessica home, and Zukin moaps about inside a vending machine. She is very sad about something. I am there with her, trying to help her through her sadness, but she doesn't want to talk to anyone. I sigh, and leave the vending machine. Her mom walks by, looking for her, and goes straight to the vending machine, as if this has happened before, and she talks to her calmly and in a motherly way. Zukin finally comes out of the vending machine, almost in tears, and I feel very very bad, like I am to blame.
Then the dream shifts into a weird string of events involving a cardboard box castle, and a plot to save a princess. I was the lanky guy trying to save the princess because the real knight began shitting bricks when he saw my firebreathing foe not a dragon, I don't believe, In order to slay the firebreather, I had to use a golden object, but the only golden object I had was a shield. I will now try to recount the battle, it was scary...
"Shit!" I screamed as the firebreather I've decided, after a little bit of thought, it was an odd form of Freddy Krueger, actually, not a petrifying nightmare either, but still pretty scary. slashed his claw arm at me. I escaped with barely a scratch. I dove into the small box castle, hoping to escape Freddy, but he walked around to the other side. I could hear the princess weeping because Freddy the firebreather had to be slain before the kingdom could be run again.
Inside the castle, I met the Knight who was supposed to be fighting Freddy. I slapped him, and said "What the hell? You get the golden sword in the fridge! I'll distract him!" I pulled forth an odd bomb from my pocket, and looked up at the door of the cardboard with morbid determination. I became both people then, and, as the Knight, lunged from the box towards the refridgerator where the sword was kept, and as me, stoop up threw one of the holes and chucked the bomb and Freddy, "eat this bastard!" I recalling screaming. Smiling, he cut a hole in the box and put the bomb back into the cardboard before it went off. Paniked, I grabbed the bomb, which I noticed was golden, and jumped out of the box and lunged at Freddy.
We both exploded, and the scene ended with the knight cuddling with the Princess, the sword was leaning agaisnt a round table, all of this took place in my living room, and the King dude was like "the planets have alliegned once more, and the kingdom can be run again! wtf?
Then I was at school, walking to my lunch table. I passed Mallory, and she was eating a bagle, SOAKED with cheese from Kraft Macarroni and Cheese. I rolled my eyes in dissapproval as I sat down at my table. I pulled out a pitche from my lunch box, and tried to focus enough to make a pitcher of orange juice, but I threw away the frozen pulp while taking the small beads of orange juice on the outside.
A, my first crush, sits down with her buddies, and I explain how I was going to make a pitcher of juice for all of us to drink, but I forgot, and only made a mess. She laughed, but it was still ok that I tried to make it.
Then, the TV turns on, and Senior Survivor appears, I recall that I had signed up for this, and I go with my friends Sam and Jade to the track to watch first hand.
We sit on the swings, begin swinging, and watch as the guys and girls all do their thing. Apparently this was an extension competition to raise $40,000.00, Sam was in it too, but she wasn't doing so well, she couldn't hop over this table as well as she'd like to. So, I call to the teacher in charge, and ask him if I am supposed to go yet. He never answers.
So, after I talk with Jade and figure out that she is applying as a lifeguard, which I find totally cool because IRL I just applied myself, lol, I jump off the swing, yell to the teacher, I signed up, so technically I can still race for the 40 grand. I literally leap over the table with a sideways flip, and then turn around, place one hand on the table, and leap over it again. The teacher looks at me like "Whoa, did you just see that?!" And I smile, knowing that I am awesome, a little shocked inside that it actually worked.
Then, to get into the arena quickly, I jump up over 10 feet into the air, and leap over a chain link fence.
There, I begin to get information about the race, and apparently I had to dance a lap of the track. Suddenly the dream of winning begins to slip, and I wake up, still pretending to be confident in the dream. -9
Longest, best dream I've had in a long, long time.
~Joe
Burgers, Pizza, and Parties!
I was at a large party, and was waiting for my brother. The band was playing odd music, but that didn't matter to me. My brother was with his friends and was trying to get out of the school's now-cut-out cafeteria.
When everybody started leaving, and I didn't see my brother, I went into the mess to find Zukin, becuase I had to take her home too. I saw a girl making out with some dud,e and thought it was her for a moment, but, after closer inspection, I felt stupid for thinking that it was her. (Not because she couldn't makeout with any guy she wanted to, but because they looked nothing alike. This girl was horribly... bleh.) Then I saw her with her bright orange backpack, (exceptionally contrasting the rest of the colors of the crowd,) and went to talk to her.
Distracted, I noticed the music stopped, so I ran up to the stage and rigged the computer to play my favorite song while I got pizza and hamburgers, being passed out like candy at the booths underneath the stage. Oddly enough... the song, "Game of Love", by Jenny Rom was what was playing, in real life as WELL as that point in my dream, (approximately 5 minutes before I woke up.) But I didn't realize that it was on my playlist this time... So then, after eating my really HOT hamburger, LOTS of steam came from a single bite, and I felt that increased the quality of it. Then I flagged my mother, and joked around with her a bit until I woke up, still eating my pizza which was very thin, and kind of cold, and I didn't really like it... and my hamburgers. -4
~Joe