XT-421's Dream Journal

XT-421's Dream Journal



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"Thank you for my life... I had forgotten how big..."


Lucid Dream
Normal Dream
Nightmare
Personal Commentary mid-dream

NOTE TO SELF: Place a Vivid Counter on each dream, scale of 1-10, 1 being barely a fragment, 10 being more than lifelike.


~Joe

(First 24 posts were done before this post.)

Well crap, last night I swear I had the most amazing dream, but I cannot remember it correctly... I was GOING to write it down, but I think I had a false awakening, and my friend Queen Zukin was just SOMEHOW there and told me she was writing it down for me, so that I could sleep more.

Zukin, I hate you.


~Joe

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Originally Posted by XT-421

Well crap, last night I swear I had the most amazing dream, but I cannot remember it correctly... I was GOING to write it down, but I think I had a false awakening, and my friend Queen Zukin was just SOMEHOW there and told me she was writing it down for me, so that I could sleep more.

Zukin, I hate you.


~Joe

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LMAO!!!! :D

Last night's dream really screwed me over today...

Before you read, know that I had a swim meet today (which I did pretty horrible in, tbh,) and that I was supposed to do amazing in my key stroke, (breaststroke.)

In this dream, I had a series of nightmares. I was trying desperately to get to the swim meet, but I had nightmare after nightmare, and something was always scaring the crap out of me in each nightmare within the dream. My parents would try to keep me rested, then get me to my meet, but, lo-and behold, I had another nightmare, and woke up (in the dream,) again.

This continued on and on until I woke up at 3:45 deciding it was finally time to just stop, and wake up.

~Joe

Again, it was a relatively uneventful sleep... I had an extremely vivid dream, but I only remember fragments on what it was actually about.

I was in this big city, a metropolis of sorts, with large buildings and a lakeshore right next to it. A bridge connected with another landmass JUST out of sight across the body of water.

My family and I were rushing around in our house (flooded,) trying to get ready for church (we never go to church?) I was reaching for my boots when my family all got in the car and drove to a large pipe-like thing.

We got in the pipe with a raft, my dad explaining how it is the quickest and fastest way to navigate about the city, the piping system. So, we plunge into this open pipe (?) and race down stream, (nice view of the lake thing, and the technological bridge above it,) watching things go by, including a seires of large tubes that spewed sludge and stuff. I laughed as I passed that, trying to make the appropriate comment, but I think it came out as, "lol, yum." Or something... (fail...) Then I panicked as my mom told me that we were approaching a bad section of pipe, and to keep my head above the water surface.

Then, the sewage pipe combined with our pipe, and I was freaking out. (I am a total germaphobe IRL.) So, after about two minutes of torture, and screaming at my parents, we were dumped into the pool right next to the church, where a darker skinned person handed me a towel, wondering why I was covered in shit, (literally.) I explained to him how my hair-brained parents conned me into using that sewage pipe to get here, but he told me that there was no sewage pipe that connected to the pipes that led to his church.

I tried to argue, but I think I woke up, drying myself off.

The really weird thing is that I SWEAR I've been in that advanced, pipe-transportation-using city before... and that same sewage ride has happened to me before. I even said in the dream while keeping my head above water, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NOT LET ME COME BACK HERE AGAIN!" Or something awfully close to that...

That's about it for last night.

~Joe

Ok, this is starting to become a bit of a habit... which, as far as I or my friend QZ is concerned, is a good thing.

Last night, nothing really happened that I could remember... there was something about puppet like creatures, and this one really fat guy controlling them, but, beyond that... not much... nothing vivid, nothing extreme...

~Joe

My dreams were good to me tonight! I found this amazing song online, bought it on iTunes, and played it ALL throughout the night, loud enough for it to fill my room with blissful tunes, and well, here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaQphAhFt8Q

And I don't know if it happens to others too, but when I listen to music, often times it filters into my dreams. But THIS was intense.

That robot girl in the song was in my dream, and was like the definition of sex appeal, in a weird way. She was overly attractive to me and everyone around me. She was kind of weirded out by everyone (and I mean pretty much EVERYONE) advancing on her, but kind of dealt with it.

We were in a hotel, me, Queen Zukin, and this Lolitabot robot girl. There was a chaotic story that was really vivid, but I don't remember fully. The colors were all warm, but toned down, if you know what I mean. Eventually, there was this room with a bunkbed in it that I and this robot (started to?) hit it off(?) (The weird thing is this, we were supposed to be having sex, but it was like no real feeling. [LAME]) But, the real giggles came in when Lolitabot's charms seduced Queen Zukin as well.

It wasn't like the robot girl WANTED anyone to like her, and, even when they started doing things to her, she was like "no, please?" but didn't really put up a struggle to ANYBODY. Including Zukin, which I remember was equally funny and kind of... well, sexy. (Two really cute girls? I know I'm not the only guy out there like that.)

But then that part kind of faded, and there was a wedding of sorts? (No fricknig clue. I wrote it down though, so I must have remembered something.)

There was also a horror scene that I do vaguely remember though. Zukin and I are running around, (I know it is her, and I am me, but we aren't ourselves, she's more like a guy, and I'm more like a girl, ect, you get the point.) In this horror scene, we're running from a killer, or something. The killer is a total creep, and is trying to, well, obviously kill us. BUT, our (hunky?) friend comes out of fricking nowhere to try to save us, and turns out to be the killer? Then he cuts Zukin, (who magically became a girl again,) in the leg, and she falls over, leg cut cleanly through at the shin. (Like, knife through butter clean-cut. The way things AREN'T supposed to cut through skin.) And there wasn't much blood, and somehow it was totally fatal, so, that was odd... (It wasn't exceptionally horrifying though, jsut a little creepy.)





So that, that's about that.

~Joe

Ok, last night, I noyl really remember one main dream.


An online buddy of mine, Twilitbeing, came over to my house. (I don't even know where he lives, but it ain't close, I can tell you that.) And started helping me with designing a new thing on my computer, critically analyzing my works how only he knows how.

Then the dream shifted, and I went over to his house.

This is where things really began to get interesting. Apparently, he was a biological son of Michael Jackson, along with a long dynasty of Jacksons, (Oddly enough, I believe his last name is actually Barber, or something, so this was really weird.) Twilit was extraordinarily wealthy, with two bathrooms, three bedrooms, and an extensive, multi-screen computer setup, in HIS basement alone, (he lived in his Father's house's basement,) but somehow, it still had windos leading outside, and by no means was it dark or scary, in fact it was well lit.

He also had a "gun making" machine on the back wall. This "gun making" machine built a gun as you commanded it to, fitting whatever bullet you wanted into a frame of whatever size you wanted, colored however you wanted it. (For example, I ordered a pen sized gun that launched rockets, colored red with a magazine size of two, [it was like a souped up version of my favorite gun in Borderlands, "Bloody Justice"]) and this was used twice.

Aside from this, his mother came in, explaining how he had to go away and leave his home again for some reason, (and she and most of her troupe of gaurds,) she didn't notice me whatsoever until I made myself aparent, in that case, she nodded to me, and said "ooh, Twilit, looks like you have a new friend" or something like that.

Awkward, plain and simple.

So, that was about that...

~Joe

Past two nights... well, crap, not too much dreaming to be honest...

There were fragments of elements of my life diving into chaos, but, beyond that, nothing vivid that I can really remember...

Sorry...

~Joe

Well... Zukin will hate me, it is official...

Last night, in my dreams (and I know her better, she'll respond to this with "remember, only in your dreams") Zukin and I had a bit of an adventure.

We were a couple, in a hotel of sorts, and we were trying to sleep together in an MRI machine(wth?) But, I freaked out when the machine started working, so I slunk away from her, and hid elsewhere.

Somewhere else, later in the dream, we were cuddling (in the nude?) and I only remember two things beyond that. We did sleep together (though, as a general rule, it was completely feelingless. I was devoid of all physical feeling other than emotional feelings,) and only one real physical detail, the likes of which will not be explained. (Again, sorry Zukin. And yes, I know it is only in my dreams.)

~Joe

No clue how long it's been since I updated, and I don't REALLY remember my dreams... I remember that I remembered them THEN, but so much has happened in the real world that made me forget almost everything that I lost most if not all memory on the dreams...

This is REAL life, btw, my swim team just won oour division title, we are now champions.

~Joe

(GAR GAR GAR! I HAD THIS ALL WRITTEN DOWN THE THE INTERNET WENT OUT AND NOW I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN!)

Ok, summing up the first part. I was in an in between state where invisible shapes were. I knew I was awake, but that dreaming was coming up upon me. So, I invented a reality check involving the biting of my thumb. If my teeth stopped before they clicked, I was still awake. I did this, chuckling a bit as the invisible shapes slowly took color and I fell asleep.


The lucid (potential, I still don't believe it really was a lucid,) went something like this.

Suddenly I was in my backyard with Zukin. I just had the most peculiar hunch that I was not only dreaming, and not only lucid, but also sharing a lucid with Zukin. She seemed to pick up on this too. I, cautious of waking up or disrupting this potential lucidity (I remember I didn't want to wonder if I was lucid or not,) only smirked to communicate this with Zukin.

She smirked also, and we hugged in this dream. Then, we started jumping (I don't know if it was a conscious decision or not, we just started doing,) trying to get as high as we could. After two jumped we fell down, and rolled around hugging still. (It was really weird because her face was OVERLY MAGNIFIED. Like, uber vivid and uber big. Almost to the point where it was scaring me.)

Then, we try to fly. Instead of me just flying up, we make an elaborate plan. Mind you, we really don't talk, we just know what the other is (thinking?) and I put her on my back, do to the flying for me, while I get a running start, because I don't think I can fly because I am a nooblet lucid dreamer. So, with a really pretty girl on my back :D I start running really fast and make a leap into the air.

This of course fails, and we flop into the hug-roll again, and her face gets really huge. We smile, and the dream fades away.

(She doesn't know if it was shared or not.)


Later I had a dream involving REALLY EPIC LEGOS. These legos were so advanced (they were in an online Hall of Fame) one of them actually drew your blood and checked it for stuff.

I don't know, it was really cool to me.

~Joe

Ok, so, long story short (excuses excuses,) I've been very busy swimming, and have not paid ANY attention to dreaming pretty much...

BUT, this most recent dream, (I had it on Friday going into Saturday,) is too much to ignore...



To begin, there is a little background information that must be known. I like a girl at school, whom we shall call E for short. I wouldn't say it is a real crush on her, but, I DO want to be a better friend to her, and I wouldn't say no if she wanted to go out with me. (Zukin I've already told you, but if you insist, I'll tell you later.)

That being said...


It all kind of starts in this weird reality... A lot of people I know and some I don't know are trapped in a city, a big city block, but they are trapped, and I think we knew this.

We didn't know exactly what was going on, but, many of us assumed roles in the city, and went through with them like a normal basis. Geographically, the city has brick walls, and a large beach on the one side that is NOT encompased by [barriers?] (Beyond these [barriers?] there was just nothing. This is how we were trapped.) And there is one river/stream that flows from a lake with an oddly shapped volcano in it, to that ocean/lake on the outside of the city.

Now, I don't know HOW I ended up heading into the volcano, I think it was a dare or a mob was after me, but... whatever... I ended up walking across a bridge from a building into a tunnel on the side of the volcano, in it, it was very bright, very red, and very orange (some of my most hated colors, but, the colors of a volcano nonetheless...) There was a really tight spot that I didn't want to cross because the heat was so hot.

Eventually, E appeared running from a mob or something, and she was going to [die for me?] (apparently it was a sacrifice or something, and the people were trying to force me into the volcano, I don't really know, all I know is that she was supposed to be a sacrifice for me, and I was supposed to die. [How sweet, lol.]) She makes it to that same point I did, and wants to turn back, and starts to, it is too hot. But, I jump through it before her, trying to block her from doing something stupid. (Neither of us had to die, I think was what I was trying to convey...) Stubbornly, she tries to push past me, and we make it past that point of too hot. (It is a tight squeeze because it is like... a small section of the cave, or something.

Then the inside of the volcano makes a bit of sense. Magma is at the bottom, boiling hot at temperature unfathomable. There is some rock and metal platforms leading down there, (like a factory almost,) The colors are molten crimson and charcoal black, and everything seems to glow. We are teetering on the edge, alone from everyone now because they do not wish to go that deep into the volcano. Something happens between me and E, like, an exchange of final words, and I tell her I like her. She moves close, and we kiss, (weirdest feeling ever, the dream kiss, it would appear. Senses are always overloaded there. I've made out with one girl, and it really didn't feel like anything, so why it is so nice in dreaming is far beyond me.) well we makeout, whatever. (Idk, an inside the volcano kiss actually sounds pretty hot, both literally and figuratively... lol.)

Then we jump in? And hit the magma and start to disintergrate?

Then I wake up in the dream. As if all of that was a dream within the dream. I meet up with E again, and she pretends like none of that ever happened. (Though I think she does know it did, like it was a shared dream within a dream, idk though, maybe I was imagining things,) and then, I go near my creative writing class, running away from an upset group of people again, (this time maybe led by E for harassing her? idk though... it is sketchy seeing as this is like two days after the dream.)

THEN, in the creative writing class, they are also making foods, which I accidentally ruin, making more people mad, following me.

I run, and then it shifts on me again, (the dream.)

Now I am with a team of divers, possibly trying to break out of the [barrier?] in the ocean/lake from the beach side.

This is horrifying. (I may be a swimmer, but I HATE DEEP WATER.) We get aqua-breathers, but bring asthma inhalers incase the don't work (lol?) and flippers, and food(?) (It was as if we were trying to find a city under the water, like there would be a huge bubble leading to another world or another city.)

We dive down, and it is REALLY deep. You can see pretty far on your own, like about 50 feet or so, and you can see shapes moving in the distance that seem harmless, but give off a bad feeling. One of our divers tries to use the inhaler because she thinks that it will save her from a misuse of the aqua-breather, (think like StarWars one, that little mouth thing that allows you to breathe throguh the water,) so I save her and pull her to shore.

Eventually, we try again, and the dream just fades with us swimming down to the imaginary floor of this ocean, the shadows moving in the distance.



So yeah... Idk about most of this though. It was hard keeping E out of my head that day with that huge swim meet going on, lol...

~Joe

Ok, few dreams worth noting... something about the end of the world, and another about cuddling with Zukin, but, beyond that, it eludes me.

I need time... with ACTs, the research paper, and my State Cut deadline drawing nearer, I am stressed, and need to focus more on sleeping than dreaming.

~Joe

I CANNOT do this from start to finish, so I will go finish to start...

Satruday-Sunday: Random musings about how lame the party was that I was at IRL, and wondering if I should leave or not. (There was also something about Girls Gone Wild, but that MIGHT have been reality, seeing as there was a commercial on TV according to a variety of sources...)

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Friday-Saturday: I wrote down on a small sheet of paper the amazing three line title of "Psycho Pregnant Robot". Let me explain:

There was a woman who was pregnant, (I was seeing through her eyes on occasion,) and she phased between being smitten with love for her husband and their soon to be child, and into this psychopathic killer robot who was trying to KILL her husband, and a party of people that I was in.

Also, there was a mystery/adventure story involving Harry Potter, (there was a flood, a jetpack, a 10 story modern school, and a sea-monster in love with a land-monster the girl was on land, idk.) It is really difficult to describe, but I recall that there was also a dirt and snow driveway to the school where Potter, [AND MY ROOMMATE IRL] were up on a high floor studying AP Computers, or something...) It was really bizzare.

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Thursday-Friday: A comedy involving me and a girl I know whom, though she is very ditsy, is very attractive, and a majority of the guys on my swim team want to have sexual relations with her. She came to me in a white and hazy hotel (we were all staying there as a swim team IRL for our state meet,) frustrated about all of my swimmers who were flirting with her. Her exact words were as follows: "All these guys only flirt with me because they want to stick their d**ks in my p***y!" My response was along the lines of "well, you could take that as a compliment?" I was shrugging. What will be will be. The hotel had a water slide leading from the second floor into the pool on the first. There were three water slides of varying steepnesses, I didn't go down any.

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ALL OTHER DATES ARE BLURRY!

Apparently, my last post had to do with the end of the world, therefore, I will continue writing the snippits of things posted on my Dream Journal, in hopes of remembering something... (this is from a week ago, so it won't probably be that accurate...)

There were two girls, (one whom IS dating another girl IRL, and the other, who is the furthest thing from a bisexual/lesbian.) The one who is NOT ended up having a crush on another girl in the dream, and the bisexual/lesbian one thought it was so cute, the other ended up getting flustered, embarassed, and frustrated with this, lol.

There was something about Sonic the Hedgehog and drama within a story of mine...

Taken as I see it... another entry says: "Br ovthere ["f" of "+"] ughh"

Another says something about E's issues in the class we share together IRL. And I think I was supposed to do something IRL about that... oops...


Ok, these begin to get a little clearer as the date draws closer...

My grandmother began to lose her mind and slowly began to die. We were all there for her but she did not recognize a single person, and it was the most disheartening feeling I've ever felt. (Odd, in real life, my mom's friend's grandma just died a day or two ago...)

There was a partial nightmare in that Queen Zukin and Freddy Krueger teamed up to give me a scare. We were all doll-sized and on my bed when FReddy lunged at me with his claws, but I foguht back and wrestled him off the bed. He did this under Zukin's command, and when he fell off the bed, Zukin hopped on his back, and they flew away together, Zukin threatening me with "we'll give you the Devil Nightmare!" I think she might have cackled too...

There was a VERY vivid dream involving track. I don't remember all of the details now, but, I did a few days ago, before this drama of States and ACTs. A friend of mine was joing track, but in order to join you needed to be able to make a basketball shot, and she couldn't, so she had her boyfriend help her cheat (in front of a spectating crowd?) but I didn't want anything to do with it, so I went back into school to find my car keys that were under a large mat inside the school. Unfortunately, Mary, the security guard stopped me and was mad for finding me in the school so late, (the track thing was in the football stadium, and everyone had to be there, and it was late at night, or something,) but I explained that I was cleaning, so it was alright for me to be there and she grunted, and left me alone. (Sadly, IRL, this is close to true. She does grunt.) I searched for my keys in my locker first, then realized that I had placed them under the large mat. I found out later that the keys weren't to my truck, but to a motorcycle, which I drove around the track before leaving. (There was something about a dinner party that I attended at the track initiation thing too, but I don't remember how I got there at all... There was an old man at the dinner party, [wheelchair] and a really fat guy too.)


Also, my first crush, we'll call her A, and Zukin were a couple, and broke up in my dream, which was slightly (upsetting?) to me and them. She laughed her ass off in real life though, lol.

There was also a very steamy scene involving Tails and Cosmo from the Sonic X season three (albiet they were a bit older,) in a shower. BUT, before any action happened, I woke up. (Same old same old.)

The last thing I barely remember, but I know how I dreamed of it. I am writing a story about the movie "Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea," and in it, Ponyo was REALLY mad at her friend Sosuke for kissing another girl, (long story short Ponyo died because of a magical spell that bound her life to the love she shared with Sosuke, by kissing another girl, she died, and he went to the world of the dead to apologize, but she would have none of it because she was PISSED OFF.)


From now on, I SHOULD be writing a dream a night. And if I don't, Zukin will kick my ass, (and she kicks HARD,) so, I will oblidge happily. :)

~Joe

I've been up too late these previous nights, scrambling to attain my small goals, and it hasn't been working.

From last night and tonight, I had a few dreams...


Last night I had this long dream about daylight savings. I'm pressed for time, so I'll be breif about it. Basically, I woke up at 6:52, but originally thoguht it was 5:52, and realized that I was gonig to be late for school. I was swearing about the house especially to my oblivious mom (who was cooking breakfast in nothing but a towel?) and when I left the house, it was ultra light out, like 9:00 in the morning bright. Personally, even in the dream, I noted a few oddities about it... like, for example, that it was light out when springing forward makes it darker. I shrugged most of it off with "I'm late," or "Daylight Saving's is shitty and fucked up."


This night, (a few hours ago,) I had a dream involving a Mario role playing game, and there was also something, a fear of turning my Research paper in too early, and missing a few things.


The most memorable dream I had was this one just last night though... In it, well, I can't remember all of the details, but there was something about Home Depot, Zukin was there, flirting with a lot of boys which made me quite upset because she was doing this to completely ignore me, (and by flirting, there were some guys who were touching her in weird [not sexual, but weird,] places, like her face, for example,) and she was tolerating this. And moreso, these were guys I had problems with in real life as well, especially ones I'd have issues being around her as I see them as total creeps and freaks. It ended with her right next to me at the checkout counter, and I was sobbing my eyes out because she had made a blunt comment to me that just set me over the edge. It wasn't that it made me mad, just really upset. She was SO oblivious to my emotions in this dream, it was disheartening.

~Joe

HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE!

Ok, so, irl, I have spent about the past month and a half working on this extremely long research paper, and I just got it done about a week ago.

In the nightmare, well, not too many details, but, basically, I talked to my teacher, and she informed me, with much sadness in her voice, that I only was able to get a 58% on the final research paper. I knew both in the dream and in real life, that the paper is worth a forth of my total grade in that class. I was worried sick, and woke up miserable, still believing that I had only gotten a 58% on the paper...

Of course there was a few other things, but I can't remember them well, hopefully now that my room is cleaned (:shock:) my life should be a bit easier, and my bed itself less crowded and easier to sleep in. (I sleep with a lot of books in my bed...)

~Joe

The way I see it, something, however lacking in detail, is better than nothing...

In this dream, there were a few parts. I was in a hotel to start out with, and it was VERY detailed at the time. (Now all I remember was that it was detailed.) And I was trying to be a better friend to the more friends that I've been getting recently.

The last bit was when I was in my house, and I was running around like a madman. I reemmber being VERY high on energy, and wanting to run outside my house and tear up the yard via running. (Tracking my iPod that was playing, sure enough, I think Caramelldansen was playing when I had this dream.)

~Joe

... Much happened...

To begin, (though much of this dream is jumbled when I try to think it through with a chronological order,) there was a thing between my father and I involving Donettes, (those little chocolate mini-donuts,) and he was mad because he thought I was getting fat and shouldn't eat them, and I complained about this heavily. He argued that it was the first time he'd told me not to eat Donettes (or whatever they're called,) so he said he'd let me, even though I tried to explain it was telling me what not to eat in general that was annoying me.

Then, there was something involving Zukin and "The Power of Ultimate Friendship" (Lol?) But beyond this, I can't really remember what we did...

Next was a test. I was in my teacher's English class taking a large test... we had spent the whole hour reviewing for it, then at the last two minutes she passes it out. Two things happen here that I remember vivdly. First was a formula for a math equation that stumped me on the test I had yesterday. It didn't make much sense to me at the time, but, looking back on it, it might actually work, it was this:

((x+6)^2)- (x^2) = (x+6+6)^2

Or something like that.

Then, there was a "simplified for to the answer that looked really weird:

2(x^2) - cx + dx = 0

I don't really think that is it, nor do I see the practicality of this equation...

Next was a few of the questions on the test, which involved us drawing out our school's mascot on the back of this paper (HUGE piece of paper, and a swimmer of mine was trying to draw it out really fast so he wouldn't be late for his next class.) And then there were a few oddball questions that I don't really remember. BUT, I do remember that I and a kid named Glenn who is in a few of my classes, both opted to take it afterschoo, as compared to right then, and being late for the next classes.

Next scene was a bit fuzzy, and I really wish it wasn't...

I was at a car show(?) and there was my dad's truck that I always drive, the Ford F-150. My dad was there, and I was there, and Zukin was there, I think. Also there was a VERY black man. We were all watching this TV show about a company that helped make the F-150, but it was NOT Ford. Apparently, Ford bought the truck from this company. The company's name I cannot remember, but I do remember it was moderately long and complex, like the official title of a webpage but I didn't remember all of it, and the two words that made up the middle, or two predominant sounds ellude me. I thought it had something to do with a bell, but I cannot rememeber clearly, so drat it all. The black dude then proceeded to tell us all that this was true, and he worked for that company. My dad tried to argue with him, claiming that he knew his truck was built buy Ford, not the other company. The black guy then told us that he built our truck by hand, and then the dream shifted.


The last part of the dream I remember involves me, Zukin, and my zany math teacher who is 64 years old, or something, we'll call him F. So F is driving my father's Ford Flex (yeah, we have a deal with the Ford brand cars,) and it is like, limo styled. Zukin and I are going to school, and F is driving us down the dirt roads to get us there. He is babbling about weird things, laughing at math formulas, and the stuff he does on a normal basis. Zukin is in the back giggling like she knows how, and I am trying to move from the backseat to the front seat, while the folding chair kind of get in my way and flip me back, or something like that... Colors were tan and blue, just like the Flex is in real life, and I think F was driving it through potholes just for fun... but I can't be sure...



~Joe

Crap, I've been slacking again...

Last night I had a dream about ghosts in my school... this was actually really freaky. I mean, sometimes the people were REALLY ghostlike, but others were like, really human looking, and then would just start floating up into space. Our school was like a mall though, white colors, many, MANY stairs, and the dream ended with me telling two girls I know about how I know believed in ghosts. (There might have been hints of lucidity here though, I was doubting my existence there I think.)

The previous night though, (a few nights ago,) there was a freaky dream in which I and Zukin and a few other girls were at a playground, joking around, seducing random boys (I sat back and watched though, so it was really weird that I was ok with the seducing other people thing, lol...) One girl's name was HD, I remember that... And that Zukin stripped her shirt off (like, she took off her purple outer shirt, but left a mostly skintight black one underneath on. But, after a little bit, it started getting dark, and a few of the girls left, except Zukin. Then, I somehow became Matoro from the Bionicle series, and had to go translate for my boss Nuju at a meeting, so I was going to bring Zukin with me. She came with me up until we reached my school's gym, and walked inside, then it dawned on her that she needed to go set her purple shirt on a swing that we had all be swinging on together [?] I had the most ominous feeling about this. She had to walk across a parkinglot in the middle of the night, all alone, in a really sexy shirt. There were many cars, and we hadn't made sure that they were all empty. I somehow knew that if I didn't go looking for her after the meeting (which I rushed through,) she might be lost and hurt in unspeakable ways.


There were a few dreams about the Bionicle Series involving their peculiar end of the world, but, beyond this, I don't know...

That is about it...


~Joe

So Zukin and I were hanging out with my first crush in a grocery store/ supermarket. Apparently, this was a regular routine for Zukin and I. We walked around until we found this [deoderant?] that was special and made you incapable of walking forwards. Because of this, you had to scuffle sideways, but when you did that, you moved REALLY fast. So the crush, Zukin and I were all giggling as we took turns using the special [deoderant?] to zoom around the store (kind of like a mix betwteen WalMart and BestBuy.)


If more appears, I'll write it down, recall was horrible tonight.

~Joe

I'll make this facny!
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March 31st: Closet Cleaning

So I was in my closet (kind of expanded, but not really,) and I was cleaning it out with a small shovel. It was filled with Legos, and I was attempted to stuff them into a glass jar that, IRL, is in my room. Then the mother of a really good swimmer on my team (she's hillarious,) comes in, and asks me about this large necklace I had been making. It was composed of large, cylindrical emeralds, mostly uncut, strung together. It was god awful heavy, but I told her it was for a friend. (IRL, I made Zukin a neckalce that was pretty heavy for her birthday.)

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April 1st: Girls and Killers

1. E talked to me and said something pretty romantic, (should've done a reality check, lol.)

2. My friend J is a small girl in real life, and I kept musing myself with how small, cute girls always seem to be psychopathic killers, (maybe they're not, but whatever, they'd fit it well.) So, in the dream, I was telling J about this dream I had about how we fit her to a psychopathic profile, and we were all kind of laughing at it. (Basically, we sketched her face waving, and then we rewrote it to make it look like she had "an eye twitch" and "a knife in hand", so she looked really scary, lol.)

That is that.

~Joe

I'll make this facny!
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March 31st: Closet Cleaning

So I was in my closet (kind of expanded, but not really,) and I was cleaning it out with a small shovel. It was filled with Legos, and I was attempted to stuff them into a glass jar that, IRL, is in my room. Then the mother of a really good swimmer on my team (she's hillarious,) comes in, and asks me about this large necklace I had been making. It was composed of large, cylindrical emeralds, mostly uncut, strung together. It was god awful heavy, but I told her it was for a friend. (IRL, I made Zukin a neckalce that was pretty heavy for her birthday.)

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April 1st: Girls and Killers

1. E talked to me and said something pretty romantic, (should've done a reality check, lol.)

2. My friend J is a small girl in real life, and I kept musing myself with how small, cute girls always seem to be psychopathic killers, (maybe they're not, but whatever, they'd fit it well.) So, in the dream, I was telling J about this dream I had about how we fit her to a psychopathic profile, and we were all kind of laughing at it. (Basically, we sketched her face waving, and then we rewrote it to make it look like she had "an eye twitch" and "a knife in hand", so she looked really scary, lol.)

That is that.

~Joe

I don't remember the full dream, but now that I recall what "Stopped from using" meant.

Somehow, Zukin and I were with some medical tools, and Zukin thought it was fun to draw her blood. But, apparently, she was drawing too much of her own blood, and she was starting to draw the very essence of muscle and this yellowish plasma from her arm, and I was becoming very concerned. Eventually I took the needle from her, and told her to stop, but I think she fainted.

~Joe

There were a few things about last night's dreaming that confused me, and still confuse me up until now. I know I had a dream that linked all of this together, but I don't know how it worked...

There was something about being haunted, or a fear of being haunted.
There was something about cracking shells, like seashells, or lobsters? :(
There was something about Rob, the exboyfriend of one of my friends, running away from me.

I don't know how they were interrelated...

~Joe

Moved to front.

I flew Zukin around in vehicles. -3
Something about a girl I like. -2



I'm hoping, due to the new organization, my dreams will be prodded out of my head a little easier... This isn't my kind of beginning, lol.

~Joe

<EDIT>Before the battle, Zukin came over to my house/appartment, and decided to change on the spot, leaving her bra in my room. My father found it, and was absolutely LIVID. I told him to relax, because I was mad at him snooping around in my room, and told him something along the lines of "if you ever find another bra again, don't say anything" and he accused me of being a player.<UNEDIT>


My swim team and I were in a battle like thing. Beforehand, there was a Lord of the Rings style journey (Not very detailed) that got us there. I remember I was Frodo with Sting the sword and was stabbing people who came too close. Then, When that was all done, I got on my special suit, like my warmups, and walked out to the podium, regardless of the people I sent to the hospital. <EDIT>Also, there was something about me having to change into and out of a sportsbra and panties with dark plum lines on the outside, and light lavender on the side. I don't mean to brag, but it was a damn cute bra, and I would totally wear it in real life if I had one like it.<UNEDIT> Then, when we came home, we did so by bikes.

For some reason, throughout this story I am a violent psychopath, even though most of the team was too. I had with me a gun though I think it was an airsoft, and while we were zooming back down a random cliff, we encountered a bridge. Suddenly our bikes became rollerblades, and we were told to take the lower bridge system, not the upper one. The lower bridge was but a series of cables suspended above about 100 feet of air followed by water that was icy cold. We couldn't swim with roller blades on, but we still zoomed down the cables.

We we finally got to the play structure that we had parked our train cab that we had driven to the championships, my parents both left me and my baby sister (I don't have a baby sister...) to storm around in the water play structure. Everything was dark, damp, and dank, a stark comparison to the outdoors, which was bright and warm. When we got to the house, I was very beligerent towards my parents, swearing and snapping frequently... at one point I pulled the gun on them because they walked in on the apartment we had rented.

I quickyl put it down before they realized it was me, and also before they saw it.

At the end, my psychologist came to pick me up. (My IRL psychologist, he was pretty vivid.) Also, I was singing the song Lolitabot. )It was being blasted on my computer underneath my bed all night long.) -6

Now THAT is my kind of vivid dream!

~Joe

Where to begin... Ok, the first thing I remember was I was at lunch at my school with an old man and two girls. The two girls suddenly started to get horny and they asked the old man not me... To satisfy them. I asked if I could join in, but everything ended before I got my chance.

Later, I found the girl who wasn't with the old man, and thought I still had a chance. (Dumb idea.) She shunned me, and the next day, the two girls were actively running away from me, how kind of them. So, I sat at the computer in a somewhat cave at lunch, and just sat there, creeping people out.

Eventually, this shifts into my living room, and there is a girl there who cannot speak English. She is very shy around me, but likes me, and I sort of return the favor. Then, somehow, we become forced to marry one another, but I refuse until I actually propose to her.

So, I go into my room without her, and my friend Sam comes into my room [to help me plan?] and she draws yellow graffiti over a few of my pictures there is that golden pale color of yellow again... and we discuss the pros and cons of marrying this girl who, literally I don't even know her name yet because of the language difference.

Later, I talk to the girl in broken English, find out that her name is something like Zhang, I cannot pronounce it at all, but I vaguely remember what it sounds like. My response was that it is not a bad name, but I wasn't really too fond of it. She is also afraid of marrying so young and early, but, promised that she would be as good a wife as she could be, so I was leaning towards marrying her. I started to wonder what would it would actually be like to marry her, sex life included.

I talk to my mom at the end, and she asks me how my hunt for a girlfriend is coming, and I respond with "I am about to propose."


What? It wouldn't be the worst idea, lol.

~Joe

This was MUCH more vivid immediately after I woke up... I met this girl's parents, and it was a total nightmare. They were like, trying to kill me or something, and the mother was tryign to seduce me, I think. Better her than her daughter? I guess that is some devoted parentry... But then I think she tried to call the cops on me? Accused rape? I don't remember well...

Then there was something about that same girl I like her in real life, emailing me because she wanted to talk to me and her FB account was canceled.

Then there was something very odd... I think there was a superhero incident in a darker version of the happy-hell that the girl's house was located it. By happy hell, I mean bright lights, unreal hues of green grass, really blue skies, and beautiful houses that made me sick to my stomach. -(1 now, 6 then,)

~Joe

I have no fricking clue how I started dreaming of pokemon all of a sudden. So, all I remember from this dream was that Team Rocket was doing something bad, and they were like, crawling through vents to get food... Misty was captured by a hypnotic and trance-inducing cult of Unown, and was being tricked into unlocking them from their cages. Eventually, she snapped out of it and left the temple that was apparently in an alternate reality.

Next, Ash, Brock, and Misty are all out of the alternate reality, and Team Rocket is doing something stupid. Pikachu starts contorting, Like Sonic the Hedgehog when he goes into his spin dash, and begins crackling with eletricity as he chants the iconic "Piiiiiiikaaaaaaa-" Then he cuts himself short and calls, in a really weird and manly voice "KAHUNA" and lunges from his little stand, wherever that was, and launches at Team Rocket. Misty then jumps in the way, as she and Pikachu have apparently trained for this, and grabs him. They swing around together in the air, and then she aims and lets go of him, sending a blue ball of molten electricity at Team Rocket. Pikachu destroys the team of hoodlums, and Misty lands on Ash, tackling him to the ground in a very suspicious position, She is such a whore... -5

That is all I can really remember. I know there was something about that girl I like again, (God there hasn't been a night where she HASN'T been in my dreams somehow...)

~Joe

Dirty Politicians:
So I am in a group of politics who are cheating horribly... We gave basketballs to the guys who were supposed to be standing up for a certain group of people just so we could take their place and vote against them. Apparently, the congress was hugely set against our decision anyways, so we had to sneak in by any and all means to make sure we still had a say in it, even if we used illegal means to get there.

Icecrown Citadel Arena:

I, my brother, and a large team were pitted against another team of people in a minigame in World of Warcraft, but it was a live game, not a computer game. I was a chick I think... The game began with the two teams fighting against each other and various bosses that the Lich King pulled out of his pocket. We fought each boss valiantly, but then began fighting for something else.

In the competition, we were ALSO fighting for resources. Now, under normal circumstances, that meant I would leave the citadel, and gather gold, trees, or ore from the outside world, but in this case, it meant we had to take control all five orbs in a given station, and there were about 30 stations throughout the multi-floor arena. It was pretty damn huge. I personally went against the Lich King and screwed up gloriously in trying to take control of some orbs. The Lich King then threw me out of the Citadel, and I had to fight in a war with the other team to both get back inside, and capture the orbs.

But, because I was outside, my mining radar I am a hard core Miner in the game in real life. started picking up a few viens of Cobalt ore, and I geeked out, went berserk, and killed all in my path to get that ore for myself.

As soon as I obtained the ore, the game somehow reset, and we all started at the middle. My brother was now on the opposite team. <EDIT> From the beginning of the new game, I distinctly remember that I used a weird method to try to cheat in the game. I had a deck of cards in my hand, and I was no outside the gaem, watching my computer screen. I placed of of the cards on the screen, and the screen rippled until the card appeared in the game as an ally to my character. I begam placing more and more cards in until I finally jammed the whole deck into my computer screen. We had a whole army seconds before round two. <UNEDIT>The moment the game began, I rushed up to the mountains again to get the ore, and I found TONS of it, and was so happy I almost cried. Then I came back down from the mountains to fight my brother and his legions of bad guys, and also try to win over the citadel, but we ultimately ended up losing.

There was also something later in the dream about a girl on my team using her boyfriend who used to be on my brother's team, to get the orbs captured for us to get materials. -7


~Joe

My father was absolutely pissed off at me for trying to download a song on the internet. -1

This is byfar one of the worst nights for dreaming since I started with the revamped dream journal... ouch...

~Joe

Continuous falling. More or less, it was probably a thought I had when I was just waking up in the middle of my sleep. I somehow knew I hadn't actually fallen in my dream or in real life, and that I was going to put it here when I didn't remember my dream, which, I didn't. The fall was actually kind of relaxing, and wasn't scary in the slightest, assuming it ever actually did happen. -1


~Joe

Tails, Sonic, a few others and I all teamed up to save Cosmo. There was fast speed rescue, cool combat scenes, and romance extraordinare from Tails and Cosmo. I'm especially pleased with this, because, even though the quality was a little poor, and my memory isn't perfect about it, I told myself to dream about Tails and Cosmo in a fast-paced action story. It worked. -2.5


So alright, I have to give kudos to Zukin, dreams CAN be controlled by willpower if you focus hard enough... she was right, and I was wrong.

~Joe

Nothing, absolutely nothing. No fragments, no images. I tried once more to dream of Tails and Cosmo, I might have in the block before I woke up to go to the bathroom, but I can't remember it if I did. This morning was very, very rushed... -0

~Joe

This was WAY more vivid at the time, lol. So what ultimately happened was I got this new game, and it was an AWESOME DDR game, but, it was for the PS2, and I don't have a PS2 DDR mat. For some reason, in the dream, I was completely and wholly unaware of this. Zukin and a few other of my friends kept trying to tell me "you shouldn't have bought that! You wasted your money on a game you cannot play." I just smiled and nodded my head, as if they spoke another language to me. I knew WHAT they said, but didn't understand what that MEANT. For some reason, I was completely oblivious to the fact that my game was worthless without a mat to play on. -5.5

~Joe

I was talking to the girl I have a crush on, we'll call her C, and apparently, she had a secret she wouldn't tell me. The statement was something like this: "It isn't so much mine to share, but mine to reveal" or something like that... I woke up after she hugged me because I had an emotional moment of telling her the story of my past love life... -3

~Joe

I HAVE NEVER DONE DRUGS IN REAL LIFE!! First, I was walking in my school, on my way to my old German II class, and I saw C, C for crush, lol. I tried to talk to her, but we both were in too much of a hurry to really say anything much to eachother.

Next I was in lunch, and I was curious as what I should get. I wanted a bagel, but then someone told me I should get a Bacon-Egg-Cheese on a Bagel, and then someone told me I should get in on a sub instead, and so, that sounded really good, so I agreed. With the group behind me yelling "PICCOLO!", refering to my sub, which now had roast beef on it as well as Egg, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese and the sub around it. I smiled at them, as if to leave while I paid. Everyone, included the cashier person, was smiling when I saw I was paying for a $9.94 sub... -5

I was in a party with a few of my new friends many of whom don't seem the drug-using type. and we all partied our way to a party in a group. One group was similar to the Hangover crew, or, they were just cops abusing their abilities. When my group got to the place we were supposed to meet, someone said "hey, I think that our friends got here first, they already started the party." Somehow they had sensible proof, and we all did as they asked. We took off most of our clothes, and ran into the building to meet our friends who supposedly had started the party. I didn't know what I was doing, (and suddenly we all had clothes on again, perhaps we put them back on when laughter erupted...) and I was trying to dance on one of the mattresses that made up the "dance floor" A long line of mattresses made up the walkway from the door, and constituted most if not all, of the party floor. Well then my friends and I decided to leave, and the night faded.

The next thing I remember, I am at a table with the same kids, and we are taking "Zanex" but, this version of Zanex tests how drunk you are. Everyone takes the pill, to see before-after tests of themself, and the girl sitting next to me never got sober, and thus, she threw up, a bit of that hit my shoe. THE Security Guard comes and deduces that the puke wasn't beer-related because of some cracks in the cobbler she found in it[?] and thus, we decide to leave lunch, but all of the school is looking at us weirdly.

We careen about the halls until I go into my next class, which is like a huge auditorium with the teachers presenting projects to eachother, and no kids were allowed in. So I sat outside and watched a lazer lightshow from a few 4th graders who were preforming in the glass Library on the far side of the wall. -6

~Joe

At first, I was on a date with C at her house. Her parents were very, very harsh critics. I was eating dinner when her mom, a rather heavier woman with glasses and blonde hair[?] accused me of sleeping with her and being 4 years older than her, when in reality, she is older than me by about 2 months. I calmly dissagreed with her, and I watched as she tried to find something against me. She was looking at my suit then, lol. -4


This was JUST before I woke up... Zukin had sent me a supermassive email letter which I was viewing outside the computer in as a strange yet perfectly normal, tranparent computer file. In it, I skimmed and saw "XT", "Easy", and "Bed". Shocked out of my mind, I quickly reached for a paper and pen so that I could copy this down. At this point in time, I woke up, saying "Let me write this down" and reaching for my dream journal. I then looked at me left hand where the file had been, and I sighed, it was no longer existing, and I realized that I had woken up. The text that had once been nearly crystal clear had faded away into nothingness. -7

~Joe

Starting from somewhere I'm not too sure of... C, Zukin and I were all at a maze-making place. Out of gardens, bricks, cornfields, or flowers, they would make mazes for people that were tailored to them is such a way that it would be really hard, really scary, really cool, really fun to complete, depending on what you really wanted.

So, somehow, the three of us wanted to test this out, and we all got different mazes to complete, even though we did complete each others as well. My maze was made of a five foot high brick wall. But I was told it was really scary, and I said it was, though it really wasn't. At the end of the maze, an alarm was gonig off for me to get to the drive way that was the finish line...

Then, there was an announcer to announce who won a prize for completing their maze the fastest, and I thought it said that Zukin and I would be going, but, he spoke wrongly, and it was actually C and Zukin going, and I was left behind. This was the more reasonable solution, because I did finish in almost last. -5

~Joe

Absolutely nothing. Not even a fragment. -0


~Joe

Cool Dreams. Subscribed. +1up

_CV_

Something had happened to Cosmo, she was kidnapped. Sonic ran off to rescue her, but was knocked out by Dr. Eggman, and then given a neural inhibittor into his neck to prevent him from running around. This led to a large battle. Eggman's base split up because the Metarex had captured HIM, which left Bokkun to pilot a puny craft filled with a microwave and trash, and he tried to think of a way on how to use this as a weapon against Dr. Eggman and the Metarex, and help save Cosmo. -4


For some reason, my english teacher had us go to chruch for our lunch break, under the premise that it would help us with the current lesson. I wanted to object, but stilled my tongue for a better battle. There was something very profound about the rain in this dream though... it was heavy, gloomy, but we pretended like it wasn't there... -3

~Joe

It all begins in a class I don't really have. One later English Teacher, Mr. P, lends me his modified Wooden Dragster to drive around school, with a top-speed of over 3 mile per hour! WOW! SO FAST! (Lol, NOT!) I cruise with pride around the halls, taking the wooden rider, which is really, really hard to steer, and activated by a foot pedal that worked about 60% of the time, to my English Teacher, Ms. A, because I think it is hers, specifically because I saw her before with one not in real life... So I race around the halls trying to find a ramp to the upstairs. People look at me funny, and my almost girlfriend, ex-friend, Mallory keeps appearing everywhere. She is around almost every corner, and everytime I see her I speed up and try to get away. But that doesn't stop her from appearing.

I finally make it to Ms. A's class, somehow using an elevator. She informs me that all teachers were issued a Class-B Wooden Dragster, but hers is specially because she had a clock installed underneath it to be on time. -6

There was a huge party at my house, and someone was conducting a fundraiser there. I fell asleep sitting on a chair near my basement steps, and almost missed the opportunity to sign up for a lottery, which was also part of the fundraiser. There was tons of food upstairs, and once I finally did wake up, I went upstairs to witness the winners of the lottery, but, in order to actually participate, you had to preform in a talent-show-esque contest, which I decided I was going to sing in, or something like that. But, I felt a problem approaching because the sogn Whip-It was being sung by the past three people, and I didn't want to sing the same thing over and over again, I knew I would lose. When a kid named Marcello came up, he actually did his talent by trying to spin plates on top of each other, and he failed miserably.

The song by this poitn had switched to "Down Under" which is there order on my playlist that was playing, so I am sure of it being related to real life here. The party shortly ended. After seeing Mallory once more, I also saw a swimmer Em, and she told me she elt really strange. I told her that was because she was dreaming, and it happens sometimes. She thanked me, and I THINK I pondered what I had just said. I woke up seconds later. -6

~Joe

The Aliens from V had kidnapped me and a small portion of humanity including Frodo Baggins and Gandalf the Grey. They placed us into small groups with extremely rigid rules, almost as pets, and if we stepped out of line, we would be killed. I and most of the humans were secretly plotting against them, and were trying to find ways to either escape, or kill them. -4

It was better in the dream, but, I am tired from an awesome TSO concert, (thank you Zukin,) so the dreams were hard to recall.

~Joe

No, not homeless people, bums. Something about bums. But I have no idea... -1


~Joe

Something about a duck quacking at me when I was in my truck. Oddly, I think the duck was sitting next to me or behind me in said truck. -2

Something about my front tooth being very loose. I got one of those ominous feelings one does when they dream about teeth falling out or about to fall out. This huge fear of my tooth not being there is always scary. Not a nightmare, but it was very scary. -3

~Joe

Crap I should've written this down somewhere... There was something about a war being fought with every color of the rainbow. -2

Something about my truck getting damaged... Irony! -1


~Joe

I was talking with C on a chat thing, and I was going to pick her up for school in the morning. So I went over to her house and she invited me in before anyone was up and awake. We went to the third story to do her hair for the day, and her mom appeared. Her mom was not very friendly to statue me. All I did was salute and smile at her, informing her that I was here to help her do her hair and then take her to school. Again, she accused me of only doing these things to suck up to her so I could sleep with her.

I left shortly after and waited for Courtney in my truck, and it had begun to rain heavily. She never came, and I worried.

My grandma's house happened to be next door, and I talked to her. She went in and got C for me before her mom called the cops on me for intented sexual assault and kidnap, even though all I did was hug her and take her to school. -7

I, as an 8 and under swimmer, was tolk to swim in the 8 by 50 pool" continuously? -2

There was also something else, but it is not something fit to be put up here. (I'm saying that to remind myself of what I dreamed for future reference.)

~Joe

So I was at lunch, and I was worried. Sam and Jade and I had gotten our pizza for pizza day at the school lunch line, and we were all kind of panicked. Our play project was due pretty much in one hour, lunch included. Many others were worried because none of us had rehearsed, we had all used the computer time to use our facebooks and stuff like that. THe quality was shoddy, and I was scared. Sam, Jade, and I all took to taking apart each of our plans for the plays and attempted to fix any small mistakes.

Then, a beggar dude walks by and sings us a song, pretty much begging for money in school? So I fork out a dollar and give him that as he walks over to the next table and tries to get money from them. He was trying to collect ten dollars for gas.

The next table though, brought him in, and asked him if he could join THEIR play because he wasn't bad at singing. Then, the whole school, myself included, began singing a small section of song for two reasons. 1. Because we were making the point that none of us could sing. 2. We wanted him to join that person's group.

He agreed, and there was a small minute of celebration, then my attention focused back on my table. Then I noticed that Jade had only a large cup, and it was full of pizza. I asked her, "why is that in your cup?" She answered with the simple reply, as if I should've known, "It is pizza day, duh?" -6

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I was a part of a boating team through a small swamp. I had been there before, and the people in my team TOLD me that I had been here before. "Last time you hated touching those vines," And we were boating through a swamp-like lake. We didn't have any paddles or motors, so I was instructed to be the motor for the boat. Someone was steering, and I had to be strapped to the front of the boat and swim on my back to push the boat forwards. It was really, really cool moving my arms as strong as I did. But it was also exceptionally creepy. I saw large turtles in the trees, and I knew from past experience that further down the river, there would be a lot of alligators. Also, I felt EVERYTHING that touched my back, and I HATED IT. I cannot STAND it when people touch my back, unless I'm hugging someone. -8

~Joe

It begins with a quest with something that reminds me of flirty pirates, but that ended shortly... -1

Then there was something very curious about two friends, one of which is a psychopath, and, while trying to cut her friends hair, takes a pair of scirzors, and cuts out her heart. But, because of her brother, she was saved. Her father tries to fix this by letting himself opt into the curse that he daughter had to bear (she had to get zapped by a lightning device every hour and a half to live,) but she didn't allow it. -4

Zukin and I were traveling in a World of Warcraft style and we were trying to hunt down this particular dragon, but he sent his underlings at us, and they were really really viscious creatures. Somehow, we left the game, and were hanging out in real life too, doing something I don't really remember... -4

~Joe

Struggle with me here, I have a lot to say, and a LOT to organize...


Tails and Sonic were talking about messages to space, and how they could be dangerous to their life. Tails described how he accidentally sent messages about wanting to be killed because he was so depressed all of the time.

This sci-fi theme strings into a battle in space: I had to down a friendly craft because it was about to be hijacked, and I didn't know the controls of the spaceship, so I almost failed and destroyed the friendly craft.

Something came after about absorbing the Chaos Emeralds as an energy source, and then that started to fade away as this next dream appeared.

Zukin and I were talking a LOT while driving to an aumsement park, thinking about it, that amusement park MAY have been that one in space, the quality was much like a video game. We were leaving because I think they rejected us. We meet this girl that Zukin mentioned was like a seedrian, and we invite her into the truck. We are slightly afraid, even though it is daylight outside, we think we'll see Freddy Krueger on the road. A few times, I do drive off the road, and cannot bring myself to stay on the main road, even though I get some weird looks about it.

We get to a place to stay, and Zukin demands that she should change. The one girl, whom I shall call Jessica, leaves the room and enters a sauna, and I point a room to Zukin so she can change, but is quite content losing her shirt in front of me. if ONLY I mastered reality checks... Then, I will leave it as this, nothing happened, to me. (I won't go into it.)

Later, I and Zukin take Jessica home, and Zukin moaps about inside a vending machine. She is very sad about something. I am there with her, trying to help her through her sadness, but she doesn't want to talk to anyone. I sigh, and leave the vending machine. Her mom walks by, looking for her, and goes straight to the vending machine, as if this has happened before, and she talks to her calmly and in a motherly way. Zukin finally comes out of the vending machine, almost in tears, and I feel very very bad, like I am to blame.

Then the dream shifts into a weird string of events involving a cardboard box castle, and a plot to save a princess. I was the lanky guy trying to save the princess because the real knight began shitting bricks when he saw my firebreathing foe not a dragon, I don't believe, In order to slay the firebreather, I had to use a golden object, but the only golden object I had was a shield. I will now try to recount the battle, it was scary...

"Shit!" I screamed as the firebreather I've decided, after a little bit of thought, it was an odd form of Freddy Krueger, actually, not a petrifying nightmare either, but still pretty scary. slashed his claw arm at me. I escaped with barely a scratch. I dove into the small box castle, hoping to escape Freddy, but he walked around to the other side. I could hear the princess weeping because Freddy the firebreather had to be slain before the kingdom could be run again.

Inside the castle, I met the Knight who was supposed to be fighting Freddy. I slapped him, and said "What the hell? You get the golden sword in the fridge! I'll distract him!" I pulled forth an odd bomb from my pocket, and looked up at the door of the cardboard with morbid determination. I became both people then, and, as the Knight, lunged from the box towards the refridgerator where the sword was kept, and as me, stoop up threw one of the holes and chucked the bomb and Freddy, "eat this bastard!" I recalling screaming. Smiling, he cut a hole in the box and put the bomb back into the cardboard before it went off. Paniked, I grabbed the bomb, which I noticed was golden, and jumped out of the box and lunged at Freddy.

We both exploded, and the scene ended with the knight cuddling with the Princess, the sword was leaning agaisnt a round table, all of this took place in my living room, and the King dude was like "the planets have alliegned once more, and the kingdom can be run again! wtf?


Then I was at school, walking to my lunch table. I passed Mallory, and she was eating a bagle, SOAKED with cheese from Kraft Macarroni and Cheese. I rolled my eyes in dissapproval as I sat down at my table. I pulled out a pitche from my lunch box, and tried to focus enough to make a pitcher of orange juice, but I threw away the frozen pulp while taking the small beads of orange juice on the outside.

A, my first crush, sits down with her buddies, and I explain how I was going to make a pitcher of juice for all of us to drink, but I forgot, and only made a mess. She laughed, but it was still ok that I tried to make it.

Then, the TV turns on, and Senior Survivor appears, I recall that I had signed up for this, and I go with my friends Sam and Jade to the track to watch first hand.

We sit on the swings, begin swinging, and watch as the guys and girls all do their thing. Apparently this was an extension competition to raise $40,000.00, Sam was in it too, but she wasn't doing so well, she couldn't hop over this table as well as she'd like to. So, I call to the teacher in charge, and ask him if I am supposed to go yet. He never answers.

So, after I talk with Jade and figure out that she is applying as a lifeguard, which I find totally cool because IRL I just applied myself, lol, I jump off the swing, yell to the teacher, I signed up, so technically I can still race for the 40 grand. I literally leap over the table with a sideways flip, and then turn around, place one hand on the table, and leap over it again. The teacher looks at me like "Whoa, did you just see that?!" And I smile, knowing that I am awesome, a little shocked inside that it actually worked.

Then, to get into the arena quickly, I jump up over 10 feet into the air, and leap over a chain link fence.

There, I begin to get information about the race, and apparently I had to dance a lap of the track. Suddenly the dream of winning begins to slip, and I wake up, still pretending to be confident in the dream. -9


Longest, best dream I've had in a long, long time.

~Joe

So, I reluctantly found myself at prom. I might've realized I was dreaming had I ever been to a school dance, everyone wa inside a class room, but was well dressed. I sat on a window ledge overlooking the festivities, drinking my cup of fruit punch, and Zukin comes up to me, happy as can be, asking me to join her and her friends because I was supposed to, as I had taken her to prom. I was frustrated with this, because I really didn't want to join the circle and make odd movements that looked to turn painful. (Everyone had their arms on their shoulders, and someone was dancing strangely in the middle, while the people on the outside failed at moving in sync.) I told her it looked stupid and painful, and I was lucky enough to get this far. She stormed away pissed. :( -4

~Joe

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Zukin moaps about inside a vending machine

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lunged from the box towards the refridgerator where the sword was kept

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I passed Mallory, and she was eating a bagle, SOAKED with cheese from Kraft Macarroni and Cheese.

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Haha I read that as if Mallory was soaked in cheese. :chuckle:

Little dreaming on Sun-Mon night... like, not even a notable fragment. -0

Mon-Tues I had a dream about cuddling with a very underaged girl, so, I am disturbed. (She stradled me, and she was very hot, it felt wrong to say no!) -3

Something about cutting my hair, I think...

But, there was something else too. A very long, very REAL dream about driving around, picking people up, and getting swept up into obligations. It ended with me fighting with a preacher/bus driver because two of his little minions were trying to brainwash kids with messages about heaven and God in very messed up ways. I was riding the bus because I needed to pick up a little boy from a school, and was lost because I could not get back to my truck in time, and I think I stayed, with another dude and a chick, at the stoner's house from High Times and Richmond High, or something like that... -4

~Joe

I was at a large party, and was waiting for my brother. The band was playing odd music, but that didn't matter to me. My brother was with his friends and was trying to get out of the school's now-cut-out cafeteria.
When everybody started leaving, and I didn't see my brother, I went into the mess to find Zukin, becuase I had to take her home too. I saw a girl making out with some dud,e and thought it was her for a moment, but, after closer inspection, I felt stupid for thinking that it was her. (Not because she couldn't makeout with any guy she wanted to, but because they looked nothing alike. This girl was horribly... bleh.) Then I saw her with her bright orange backpack, (exceptionally contrasting the rest of the colors of the crowd,) and went to talk to her.

Distracted, I noticed the music stopped, so I ran up to the stage and rigged the computer to play my favorite song while I got pizza and hamburgers, being passed out like candy at the booths underneath the stage. Oddly enough... the song, "Game of Love", by Jenny Rom was what was playing, in real life as WELL as that point in my dream, (approximately 5 minutes before I woke up.) But I didn't realize that it was on my playlist this time... So then, after eating my really HOT hamburger, LOTS of steam came from a single bite, and I felt that increased the quality of it. Then I flagged my mother, and joked around with her a bit until I woke up, still eating my pizza which was very thin, and kind of cold, and I didn't really like it... and my hamburgers. -4

~Joe

Absolutely nothing... -0

~Joe

After much procrastination, this inner visage of Zukin making a puppy dog face and asking me so sadly "Why haven't you updated your dream journal?" I finally had enough guilt to update my dream journal.

Friday to Saturday: There was a very, VERY funny dream about a total pot head trying to win a competition, argument, or prize in my German class. A kid named Josh, the usual jokester, said evry clearly "Dude, that doesn't even make logical sense!" In an awing way, lol. -3

Saturday to Sunday: Zukin and I were playing a video game, and she found a new kind of metal that killed people the instant they mined it. I mined it, and a message kept appearing on my screen: "Angel wants to take you to a cool new place, permanantly. Accept? Decline?" I hit decline. The white Angel appears anyways, and follows me. The message appears again, more urgent. This process repeats over and over again until finally I turn the game off. -4


Sorry Zukin! I need a motivator to dream again... :/

~Joe

I was leaving my house in my truck to go pick Zukin up for school. The only problem was, was that my parents weren't able to pick me up as they [never] do, and thus, were frustrated as I darted off in the oppiste direction on the roa to pick her up. A notable thing while I drove down my road was how, while the mail box seemed to be upgraded and under contruction, a median of trees, bushes, and grasses appeared as a median to our small court.

As I am speeding down the now snowy roads, I decide to call my parents. I notice that I have a plethora of messages that I didn't get because I had it on silent. I talk to my father, and he is very upset, obviously restraining his anger.

The view zooms out and reveals the REAL reason I called. I managed to drive over a small cliff, and the truck's front is buried into 5 foot deep snow, and snow people are closing in on my location.

I struggle with a way to tell my father of this accident while still maintaining my license and ability to drive the actually not damaged truck. -4

~Joe

Sukin aparently had dragged me into a movie about a horrible, horrifying hotel, where, basically, every horror element of my life existed. I was totally ok, and the the movie didn't sound so bad. Either this, or I had a dream within the dream about the horror hotel. I am leaning most towards this option... -2

Then, there was a large plot that appeared to me about an arcane entity that was unraveling the fabrics of space and time, and this explained how Sherlock Holmes, kicked by the Grinch in his dreams, appeared in my world. Oddly, this was exceptionally vivid. Sam and Jade sent me to investigate, and that led me to the Head Magitrate of Arcane Affinities. This queen-lady made me wait in a long line to present to her my finding of the unraveling of the world, and how she could stop it, apparently she did. Scary thing is, she only said she would help, and she didn't the first time, so I had to wait a lnog time the second time, and that is when my dream fades into the next one, and, if the fabrics of reality were compromised, and I truly believed this dream was real life, then it would logically allow the next dream to occur, which made it the most horrifying experience I've felt in a long time. -5

My aunt and a few other families join together to rent a large hotel, and HUGE mansion, all to ourselves. It is beautiful, gorgeous, and GOD AWFUL FAMILIAR. Suddenly, an image comes into my head, it is a hand writing in my dream journal "de ja vu" Then it hits me, this is the Horror Hotel. Inside, every fearful object resides, but it is too late for me, I'm already inside, and there is no getting out.

Because of my awareness to my location, and I fretful, constantly alert for ANYTHING that moves, and my paranoia is acknowledge by the families, so they tend to pull pranks on me, thinking it is funny.

For the longest time, nothing ever happens. I eat food, wander around, nothing happens. I am SURE something will happen. I KNOW something will happen. As they enter the pool-turned-hot-tub, I feel the need to go to the bathroom. Then, as I lock the door, shit happens.First I check all of the four bathtubs for ANYTHING, and I find nothing by shadows. But then, as I am using the bathroom, I see shadows jumping around, small whispers and giggles of spirits everywhere. Then, as I glance behind me, there is a man in the mirror with the most sinister smile. I scream "SHIT" and run the hell out of there, not een bothering to wash my hands, (huge deal for me.) Everyone just knid of laughs at me, because, when I left the room, the horros left. I demand the I go to bed, and that someone sleeps next to me. My mom oblidges, and I go to bed, my visions tainted with Freddy's claws, melting rooms, and gore like no other.

I wake up, and only 8 people remain from whatever had happened the night before. No one believes that anything happened, even though so many are missing. The nightmare is over. Daylight seeps through the house, and we all slept on the same large bed. I flirted with a few of the non-relatives, trying to calm my own nerve. We are discussing how difficult it must be for a girl to pee on a camping trip. One of the people there, a catgirl, explains it is much harder with a tail, and we all agree, as if we've all had tails at one point. She gives us tails to prove her point. -7


~Joe

My brother was very mad at me, and he began to yell and scream at me because I was doing something bothersome to his gaming or something of the sort. Eventually, he gets so mad that he begins pulling out weapons, threatening to use them on me. The last one he pulls is an AK-47, painted red and white bebirthday present I found out slightly later that it was only an airsoft, that is when I got pissed at him, looked him straight in the eye and said "and what the hell are you going to do with that? Kill me? Over this?" I walked away then, and he shut up. OWNED. -4

Zukin gave me the best present I've ever been able to get in my whole life. -5

~Joe

Just strings of tidbits, I don't know how they come together.

I was in a role play, and saw my almost ex as a horse creature, she was wearing a partial thong. :shock: -4

I managed to clean pizza off a table with lightning fast reflexes. -3

I was watching TV, and I was watching a race between two boats on a water slide. A tiger was chasing them. A guy was under the tiger trying to compete is a foolish sport where he was going to battle the tiger. The Tiger didn't understand why he was grabbing its belly. I rooted for the idiot. -2

Something about Bovine being one of the answers to a lengthy quote because it tied into the natural rights theme of the novel it was from. (?) -4

Zukin wakes me up to go on trip, I am grumpy. -1

~Joe

Zukin and I, and this boy that Zukin sits next to in a class of hers, were all at my house, sleeping. Zukin at the student were in my brother's bed, and this made me a little sad and a wee bit upset. I am awoken in the dream by a little bit of arguing, and then suddenly, Zukin taps my shoulder and hugs me, still in her cute little nightgown/bathrobe thing. I ask her what is going on, and she climbs into my bed, upset. She explains that they got in a fight and she slapped him, my guess is that he tried to make a move, and I let her lay down on my body pillow as I gently hug her. Me equals happy. -4

I, a few girls I know, and Zukin, all underwent this procedure in a dream within a dream. In it, we were doing a charity where we had to be pregnant, get beaten, and then report to our designated towns to be homeless for a long amount of time. My town sounded something like this, Zukin, you will laugh, "MIATHERMOPALOPALY", and my friend Sam had a town that sounded like "TROPOLAPALY" It was very bizzare being pregnant. :shock: -5

~Joe

Apparently, I invited Freddy Krueger over for dinner, and along came his wife. Nancy's little sister fell in love with the clawed-dream demon, and they got married a few years ago. I was a little stuneed, but felt that this wasn't out of the ordinary in any way shape or form. Freddy was very civil, though he had some difficulty around my house with his clawed hand.

Then I noticed a few blurs in the hallways, followed by large clawmarks and streaks of broken wall. I hear a gutteral roar, from Freddy it horrified me for a mere moment, and then, in front of me, stood a few mutated children, each with large claws covered in their skin on one of their hands, smiling wicked, yet somehow disturbingly cute grins. -4

Something about Gatsby, and disapproving of his methods... -1

I asked Zukin for one birthday present, to cuddle with her for a while. We did, and I was very happy. She was very warm. Later, she is all upset at me, and I asked her glumly if she enjoyed cuddling, and she said no, not at all. I was devastated. :/ -5

~Joe

If I could recall the middle sections better, I'd wager this whole thing is just one large dream, rather than tidbits...

The first thing I remember is being a pilot of an X-Wing fighter in StarWars, apparently, I had never actually seen the 3rd movie, and knew I was replaying it somehow. I had to disable an enemy frigate over a gas planet, while fighting off the blockade it came from... I remember particularly the wheeshing sound of the air compressing around me as the cabin closed. -4



Something about Spongebob Squarepants dying. -2



I was an orphan. I was the big brother of a little girl, and the little brother of a grown woman. I don't think we actually were related. We got on the topic of germans, Spongebob, sex and this was all somehow tied to the king sized bed that we were gonig to sleep on. I couldn't help but notice that my big sister never said ANYTHING. She just sat there, holding her child. I also noticed that right next to the bed that there was a multi crib complex for LITTLE LITTLE BABIES. Think Lego Person sized... The next time I checked, I looked at my sister, and she wasn't holding just one baby, but several. She was standing still because she had a baby sleeping on her head, on her back, on her arm, around her waist, she had about 6 children around the same age. I whispered to my little sister if her boyfriend was still around, and everything got silent. I reasoned that her boyfriend had raped her, impregnagated her, and left her. I gave my big sister a hug. Notably odd: When we all went to bed, I looked at my big sister's mass crib, and noticed that it had lost it's sprite. This meaning that it was litterally bar-none a crib. All that was left of it was like a hole in spacetime, or a digital world, and the small cups for the babies were linked together with strings of red something... -6



I had to get into school very badly. But for some reason, I was denied entry. It was AD's birthday. I had to change clothes, and I had a large orange shirt on with orange pants, I had to get into something less conspicuous in order to get into school and avoid capture by Mary and the other guards. (Apparently there was something about me associating with a drug dealer at our school as well, perhaps I helped him?) -5



After that, I was in my chemistry class, and I vividly recall my Chem teacher's voice saying "The product of the two is equal to the sum..." And she was teaching about popcorn kernals, and the procedure of how to make popcorn bags. Apparently, they had to be popped first, soaked in butter, then seperated by hand, then unpopped to fit back in the bag... -5



Next was really messed up. My brother, now a little older than he normally is, was mad at me. He sent me on a varienty of tasks, but ultimately had me participate in an occult-like ritual. I was to chop down TEN branches with an axe. I couldn't cut down ten branches, I kept jumping and slashing, but it wasn't working, so I began to cut down the large branches nearest the tree, and I felt guilty because some people in the backyard of the house we were preforming this saw me. Note: When I turned to look back, I saw a puddle near a drain on the road transform into a large cloud of bats. I told them that three large branches should compensate for ten normal sized ones. They looked at me oddly, then began chanting and lighting matches. I began to hack and slash at the wood to make it more managable, and then I noticed what was in the sacrificing pile, MY LEGOES. I stopped dead, and began pulling the almost burning wood off the legoes in saddened fury.

The people asked me what I was doing and I told them angrily to shut up. After clearing my legoes out, I walked around the house where my brother was partying. He was having guys dragging the legoes out of the house, and they were either bringing them to the ritual, or pulling them towards the pool.

My brother asks me "So how are the legoes coming?" and I am livid. I scream at him telling him that it must be mutual to get rid of the legoes, and he argues that it was his gift, so he should be able to destroy it. I know that, deep down, he is indeed doing this just to upset me, and I break down over the legoes I have saved. No one takes away my memories without a fight. -6

~Joe

I was swimming, and it was my birthday. I don't feel like swimming much, so I'm kind of doing whatever. My evil coach is not present, so her eviler daughter coaches, and MY GOD it was a nightmare. She is yelling at me constantly, and I joined this guild thing to be with my friends, which she kicks me out of and reassigns me because she doesn't feel I should be having fun while training. "Make the dream positive, Zukin will be upset if the dream is negative" So I make up my mind. 1. It's a dream? 2. It's my birthday. I can do WHATEVER I WANT! So I start heading over to throw her in the pool. I wake up before I get there, or get distracted... -5

I was walking in the halls of school, trying to be very, very gleeful and happy, which I was, and I wanted to tell Zukin about my dreams. She notes that I am very happy, whereas she is really sad :( . But then, I see a kid getting a gun pulled to his head, so I try to stop it like spiderman, or whatever, A few of us had super powers... and someone got shot, but it was ok because we planned on it happening, and Venom, who looks JUST LIKE ME, saw me talking with Zukin at school, and he starts talking to her kind of flirty, like more than I would, and I get pissed. I grab his long hair and pull it back, trying to rip it out. "Don't even associate with her." I know what he's up to, he will kill her to get to me, being the superhero I am. He only smiles, and rushes to class. I rush in, and threaten him profusely, admiting the already known truth, without Zukin, my life would suck and I would go insane. He only smiles, knowing his next move. Make it positive. The dream ends. -6


Then, everything got jumbled up. There was something about Zukin and I in german class, and our teacher explaining how, because there were two classes before, now that there is one, we are a near cult of people. Also, we play this game where we try to throw darts at the board, but it is exceptionally hard. (Before this I was in the hottub shower talking with my uncle before that.) Everyone had to use the bathroom because their hands were bloody from the darts. Then, there is a fire drill of sorts, and I leave, followed by a kid named Cal. Cal is holding a strange fruit in his hands. It is a Picklefruit! I ask him why he's not allowed to have it in school, I think it is a drug or something, but he explains that a Pickle has the same chemical benefits of a shot of cappaccino? I believe him. The fruit was a large... wait. A completely green version of this:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__...apa_Berry2.png And each part of the Picklefruit would come off as he bit it, like it was pre factory cut, or something. -5

Also, after the Picklefruit, there was a long, drawn out animation battle, like I left Warcraft 3 running overnight, and I watched this. Then I spoke with the animators, who were all fruit mutations. One was a walking, transparent apple with three faces on it. THEN, I became one of them, I was a large, ridge ridden watermellon, trying to make my way to school, while racing the super-athlete, Orange. The whole thing was done in song too, but I don't remember the song, lol... -5

This sounds pervy, but, all I remember from my dream was Hitgirl's legs moving around as she sat in a chair. I had glanced at them for some reason, someone had accused me of being madly in love with her? Not too much actually remembered... -1

~Joe

Though it was freaky, I cannot call it a nightmare. I never really felt the horror feeling... It all begins with Freddy Krueger getting on a bus, and his children follow suit. They ride they're bus from hell in the middle of the day, Freddy LOOKS normal through the window, but EVERY window other than that is blotted out and dark, that is where his kids are. They abduct millitary men and slughter them, using the emergency exit doors to swipe them into their abyssal bus. I saw it, the door would open, and it was like an alternate dimension inside the bus, swirling darkness, a portal into the dream world? Where they were in control? A hand would reach out and nab the people. This caused them to be armed with gus as well, and as the children FED on the victims, they grew rapidly and in a contorted manner. They looked awful.

Then they began targeting people I knew had some affilitation with them in the past, people who escaped. They did this in secret, but I figured out. I remember one scene vividly when a girl on a wheelchair is sitting and viewing the lovely skyscape, and she turned to see the bus park behind her. The camera scrolls down to the bottom, and you hear screaming, and the wheelchair falls down, mangled and twisted.

Freddy then targets me. But I am in rainy, heavy traffic, so he must target me covertly, and either aim one of his bazooka missiles (which actually shot the kids INTO your car,) or ram me from the side. He was parked NEXT to me, but I waited at the light after a small convo with him. I made a wrong turn purposely so he would have to go to look normal, and by messing up, I saved my ass from a slaughter. I sped home after that, and told my mom and Zukin how freaked out I was, and how close I was to death. There was no distinction between my thoughts here and real life... -6

~Joe

The first part was an epic involving demons and Samus Aran, pretty cool but I hardly remember it. -2

The next part was very long, and connected by long stretches of very crazy highway driving. First, my crush C and I were trying to burn away a piece of metal by taking a flaming piece of coal with a sapphire on it and pushing it into and onto the metal. After awhile, a blue flame creature jumped out at me but we defeated it. Later we laughed. Taking the bus ride home we were so ecstatic that she nearly gave me a lapdance(?) -4

Zukin was telling me her love life's dramas. Aparently there was this boy named Zircon that she really liked only as a friend, but he liked her immensely. She started to have a pit in her stomach after they went on a walk and something happened. This gave ME an upset stomach, but I didn't let her see it. We had this conversation going through text, and I asked "what are your feelings about this?"
"Of the world?"
"No, lol, the boy."
"Caw"

Yep, typical Zukin. -4

~Joe

I don't remember much, though I remembered plenty when I FIRST woke up. There is only a fragment of me spending all of the money I got from my dad to buy a Water Collecter at some random shop in town today to buy gifts and presents for Zukin. I don't really remember if she liked any of them, lol. -2

Somethign about a math equation, it was very long... -1

~Joe

A minor fragment. My friends took my truck and went downtown to do something, so I had to put on roller blades and skate on this really tall set of train tracks to beat them downtown, but I ultimately ended up running. -2

~Joe

It all begins with waking up. I wake up at 8:21 and am panicked. Today is a schoolday! I'm going to be late!

I rush out of my room to find a huge party going on, and EVERYONE LOOKS AT ME. They laugh as I dart back into my room. I need to get dressed if I am to be in the presence of other people. So I get dressed my great grandpa comes in, and my uncle comes in, and we talk about peeing in public?

Next I'm at school, and we're waiting around for a pool to open so we can kick ass in a race. I am wandering around the school, and pick up a quest as if I were in World of Warcraft where I have to help this girl collect wax yarn, or something like that, and in involving me chasing a bull while she uses his thrashing horn to obtain spun red wax. I fail miserably, so I leave.

Then I'm going up a ramp in the school on a scooter, and see Sam and Jade looking at me like I'm an idiot. Sam asked the question "have you ever noticed? When people are on those they only go up ramps backwards?" I think about it, and what she says is true.

I loose the scooter to get a drink of water, and then I go to my math class. Mr. Moustache and the other super math teachers, along with their students are plotting something, but I don't know what, and never really find out.

I head over to the pool to inspect how it is coming, not good, and they're forcing people to leave. So now I'm near the auditorium, and I find Zukin! Yay! She is going to her locker. But the guards won't let me go over and talk to her. When I ask why, they respond that she looks cuter and more innocent with her yellow shirt, I quote "She looks more yellow!" But, I got pissed because I realized they were calling her a little girl, and that she didn't look like a highschooler, and were making fun of her body image. I felt the desire to beat the guards up.

Zukin came back, and more people darted past the guards, so I felt it was a useless cause.


Now I'm back home, and C, the girl I've got a bit of a crush on, is there with another swimmer I know, in their underwear because they feel like swimming, didn't have a swim suit, and the pool is closed so they don't have to get their undergarments wet. I make no comment but am taken aback.

Then I'm driving C home, because I have to pick up Zukin to help her with her math homework. But driving is difficult, I screwed up EVERYWHERE. I made an awkward turn, and I was so far into the oncoming traffic that cars either had to dodge me or drive under me. And a slugbug hit me while trying to escape the hectic traffic. I am not oblivious to this, and feel horrible.

Finally, after seeing Zukin onthe median, I stop the car, pissed off with the way traffic is working against me, and let her come in. She is set up on the road like a hobo.

I drive off insane, driving over a car in give-up-ed-ness. Zukin and I are now driving down mainstreet, and I find out why traffic has been so horrible, I wasn't supposed to be on the roads because they've all been closed for a huge market!

I find lead swimmer Zac with his dad selling baked goods, and I check my wallet, $30.00, good. I had stopped because Zac had offered me a pickle. :) So I get out, and Zukin follows, and Zac assisstant goes into the bathroom to pull out a nearly naked foreign girl, who was supposed to help bake sales. :shock: I ignored her and her halfway pulled down underwear, she literally was still in the process of going to the bathroom, and watched as she beat up Zac's assistant.

I looked for the pastries Zac had, but I couldn't find them. Depressed I asked for the pickle, he dejectedly told me he was out, even though there was one in his hand.

Then the whole stand changed into an old couple's stand, and I began to waake up for real... -6


~Joe

Ok, so I had a lengthy lucids here, and its gone. Great.

I was sleeping at a friend's house, and they had plenty of dogs and doglike creatures that really, really did not like me. I had to sleep next to them, and they constaly tried to bite me or growl at me.

Later, I find myself driving Zukin home. She is dressed in a dark, hooded robe, and speaking nearly evilly. She wants me to take her home, but tells me a specific route to travel, through a forest.

It is dark, nearly nightmare-dark, and it is spooky as hell outside. I hear wolves, and I panic, I feel as if I know they are not normal, they are like werewolves, and they want to kill me. Zukin morphs into my brother, and he tells me further instructions while the howling gets louder. After difficult driving in my truck, we get stuck in a nearly snowy section of forest, and my brother leaves, explaining that this is his exit. I don't want him to go, but I realize he is one of the werewolves, and I FEEL him starting to morph.

I book the hell out of there, and drive speedily through the dirt roads, trying to get away.

Somehow, my truck vanishes while I'm driving, and everything finally makes sense. I'm dreaming. I know I'm dreaming. That is the only way these "werewolves" could want to hunt me. Hell, I'm not only dreaming, I'm lucid. Zukin would be proud in real life. But fuck this. I have to get out of this dream NOW. It is getting too freaky, and I don't want to be scared anymore.

The howling only gets worse, and I try to get out of the dream. One of my methods is by growing in size, which just kind of happened, it was weird. (Suddenly I was just towering over the trees,) and stomping around like a giant. Hopefully, the lack of reality would make me think too hard, and I would wake up. Not to mention get away from the wolves.

Suddenly I hear something. My Gameboy! In real life I fell asleep with it! Maybe if I focus hard enough on that sound, I will wake up? It sounds logical...

The next thing I hear is "To wake up, simply open your eyes."

I do this, and I lose lucidity. But I don't wake up in REAL life.

I wake up IN the dream, but blissfully unaware. My grandparents are giving me a watch that will sound when I have a bad dream to wake me up from it. (Not necessarily true, but it would be SO awesome if it was from "Kruger Incorporated")

I decide that I am going to go to this spa that would soothe my consciousness from freaky dreams with a bath liquid that would dye my skin a peach color, and it also costed five units. We didn't have dollars, we had "Units"...

But something doesn't seem right. As I walk in, the first thing I really see is a couple, two lesbians, making out furiously, rubbing up against each other. I look at this, and think for a moment, "Wait a damn minute... That SO doesn't happen in waking life..." I ignore it, and try to barter with the Salon manager, who is consumed with the issue of the lesbians about to start having sex.

I never get into the water, but the two lesbians do. I can't help but get it off my mind. That SO doesn't happen to me on a normal basis. -8

Then I opened my eyes for real, and grabbed my chest, hard. NOW it was over, and I wrote down my dreams. I couldn't help but notice, my gameboy was dead.

The other dreams were scattered over an eon of time compared to those short 30 minutes.

My family was going on a trip, and I had to steer for my mother while she took pills on the road. Finally we met up with my father and brother, and our car morphed into the van. He had gotten us a movie to watch about Queen Elizabeth, but it was in anime form...

I was pissed at my brother for not bringing Halo 3 to play instead of watching this movie which looked sad and I would cry about it.

My dad also found a book he really wanted, and it was called "Richard of Gold" or something. Apparently, my dreams were focusing around the past in Europe...

The only queer thing that I really REALLY liked about this dream was the advanced setup of the Xbox360 that we had in the van. It was so sleek of programming, so advanced, so... cool. I can't really describe it, the interface was divine. -5

~Joe

My grandma and I were discussing a murder case with a few relatives at dinner. Perfectly normal dinnerly discussion, am I right? -2

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~Joe

I was in german class, and Zukin, my Crush and I were all looking out the window at the lawnmower guy. C was explaining how cute he was because he took his shirt off. Zukin was praising how innocent and shy he was, and they kept this up, regardless to the fact that I was nearly crying because I was vainly trying to mimic him for some attention. -3

~Joe

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Weird, you have 77 posts and that was your 76th post!

There was this bell, my alarm clock, which managed to go off more than once last night, that would teleport me between dimensions, and aparently I had this duck, or a wand, or something that would make me transform into something, that was relevant and ironic to a part of my life. All I can really remember is the irony. -4

My brother's hair was a mess, and he asked me to give him something like a makeover. I oblidged, asking the help of a girl named Sarah. First, we tried coming his hair, but that didn't work. Next, I came up with a brilliant idea. To begin, we popped all of the pimples of his face and treated them with a weird solution, Sarah was upset that it was going to be red and itchy on him for about half an hour, and then they all complained that that was too long to get your hair done.

Then, we combed his hair, starting from the bottoms to the roots, but, I don't think he was happy, and I think he attacked us... -4


(Zukin, that IS a little bizzare, lol.)

~Joe

So I tried a lucid dreaming file last night under the einstructions of Zukin. And Zukin, don't EVER make me do it again, (if you do, please, can I sleep in the same bed as you or sometihng? I FREAKED OUT! :'( )

Comedy

After putting the headphones on, I was VERY awake. It was hard to fall asleep, but I could easily tell that the music was bizzare. By the time a girl started moaning (?) I fell asleep. The first thing I remember is that Zukin and I are taking a test of sorts, and one of the things we are graded on is noticability (?) and Zukin cheats in a way that only a girl can. She takes her cute shirt, and pulls it down just about an inch. I give her the weirdest look, and she looks back at me, flustered and angry "What?!" -4


Possession

If it weren't so freaky, this'd be so cool. Bear with me here, because this gets COMPLICATED. First off, there are multiple story lines, the likes of which I don't know how they all fit together.

1st: My main story character XT (robot) is with an evil ghost that is faking to be his deceased girlfriend, causing him to go insane. He decides that he will bring his children into the world, getting a small amount of revenge for the hell the world caused him. But, he lacks power. He pulls forth one of my ficticious Power Crystals, and it shines. The ghost asks him if that will be enough, and he puts it away, saying it won't be.

2nd: A human version of Freddy Krueger is doing his pedophile thing with a little girl, I THINK in this version it was actually XT's girlfriend, she walks away with a ripped shirt, tears in her eyes, a bra and unbuttoned short shorts. Then Freddy contorts into the modern day. He wants her back, but she is long since dead.

3rd: Doc Ock from spiderman is seen holden the carcasses of XT's 3 children. Apparently, XT succeeded in bringing them into the world, yet failed to make them strong enough to detroy it.

4th: Freddy Krueger and one female who is hooded in a similar fashion, approach XT in a dark chaber in an abandoned labratory in the school, like secret lab, bubbles and green slime shit everywhere. Freddy expresses his desire to help XT, but secretly has his own plans. XT notices Freddy's TWO extremely sharp claws, useful for help in cutting the pieces of his children out of the mess they're in and agrees. Then, the main girl character appears in the story, it is a personifacation of Zukin, I believe. She is dead. She might've been XT's girlfriend, and she might have also been Freddy's victim. XT reaches into a hole that severs spacetime, and a soul appears, it is the face of his girlfriend. by squeezing it in this form, it wails a horrible sound, and condenses into a small blue-white crystal, the purest soul in the world. It will be enough to power XT's children.

5th: A live Zukin and I are watching the newest edition of Nightmare on Elm Street, and we are watching this happen. I freak out, again, the gore is too much for me. A kid comes into his room, complaining about how he randomly ppears different places, and, somehow the room begins to turn red, and he just yells at it, "JUST BLEED! LET THE BLOOD FLOW!" And it flows. Out from a hole in the wall, thick crimson blood rushes into the room, choking and suffocating the kid who yelled. I hop into Zukin's bed, where she is watching the movie from, and I hold her, scared. She is startled, she was so absent that she forget that I was with her.

6th: There is a small interlude where I am the little brother, earning only one sword, in a group fighting off my older brother and my youngest brother, each with two swrods, earning another sword. Not much relevance here, but it bided my time.

7th. XT and Kruger have completed the children, but XT hesitates in letting them out. In their humanoid form, they didn't do enoguh damage. He combines the three into two, and turns them into Pegasi, flying horses. He deems that their cute appearance will cause people to drop their guards. He sends the Pegasi in a box to the school where Zukin and I are at.

8th. This is where it gets freaky... we start at the end of the movie. I am a girl, particularly, the girl Freddy wants. He has overridden the Pegasi, and they are fighting for him, XT is asleep, or something. Fruger sends an ARMY to get me and Zukin. We are near a bathroom when the first wave hits. A girl I know was possessed by Freddy, he cannot possess me because he has my soul in the machine already, which is why I must get to my soul before he gets my body, because if I get my soul, his power will cease. Zukin is attacked, and this girl throws a twisted arm at us. In order to stop the infection on her, I have to press down on her back and pull har arm completely off. I mean, the people looked like the Flood for Christ's sake!


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I am scared, Freddy is closing in on me, Zukin is feeling funny, and I'm afraid she'll change soon. Freddy appears, and he's laughing at me and my toil in this. I sprint down the halls, dodging green ooze, rushing past crowds of people who, while they might hide it I KNOW are trying to get me. I appear in my german class, and my teacher has her head in her hand, she reveals a bit of what happened to get to now.

:If only I hadn't let them argue about changing seats" (Lol,) "none of this would've happened."

Governement agents are there, watching videos of the classroom, trying to determine where we hid what that started this mess. Apparently Freddy had influenced us to set things up for him.

I hear Freddy pounding on the door as I open my eyes in real life.
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Panicked in real life, I rip the headphones out and hold my head and my pillow, freaked out of my mind, muttering "Don't do it again, Don't do it again...."

~Joe

Very dissappointed in my plan, I have modifications for it to work though, (so Zukin, I will write these down and we'll plan it right this time, lol.)

I had a dream that Zukin had these awesome vivid shared dreams with me, but I didn't remember anything. We did all of these things, but I didn't remember anything. -4 I remember waking up, and Zukin's voice was in my head, "well this sucks, why wouldn't you get these dreams?"


Competition


There was this large competition involving bowling, and I was very bummed out because I sucked miserably. Odd though, it was in a HUGE inflatable dome, and all my classmates were watching. It was supposed to be a part of a movie. -3



Twilight


I had a dream about one of the Cullens's finding Victoria, and feigning innocence and luring her intro a trap to be killed so she wouldn't hurt Bella. -3




Nightcore Frag

This song was in my head during a dream, and wehn I woke up.

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-9 (I KNOW it was this song, extremely THERE.)




~Joe

Batman

I was batman, and I had decided to giveup being batman. I got hit by a stick of dinamite by the escaped joker, and I fled to my IRL house. I was wearing a fake suit at this point, because the real one had been damaged. I was vowing not to chase the joker, but he kept looking for me. At one point, a musical began and I was dancing around with a bunch of women in my house, but then they all put on joker masks and I had to beat them up.

The joker kept going door to door looking for me, but I was in disguise as Bruce Wayne, even though the public was starting to realize, he had not yet. The last person he sends before I have to leave is this HUGE, MANLY woman to beat me. I remember that her face looked like this dorky guy on my swim team. I ended up beating her, and told her I loved how she kept fighting, and maybe we could wrestle again some time. She looked shocked, barely able to speak, and asked if I meant that. I told her sure, once she stopped being a joker pawn, I'd love to hang out with her some more. She gave me a hug then left. She was funny, despite being almost anti-intelligent.

I then had to leave for the party store to get another fake batman costume, but was afraid of seeingthe Joke there. -6



Fragments:

The Point of No Return from the Phantom of the Opera was playing in my head. -3

Zukin and I were in a hotel, and she was very upset after changing into her pajamas. I asked if I could give her a hug, and she nodded, still almost crying. -3

~Joe

I and a group of online friends met up to solve a mystery case about a dead story. Someone had left a review about an old story of mine, and I think we were trying to figure out either what they had said, what the story was about, or who they were. We were getting somewhere when I woke up. -3 (Ironic, in real life, I had jsut posted a new update to a long dead fanfiction of mine.)

~Joe

I had a final project in my creative writing class, and I had to rewrite the Phantom of the Opera without making it plagerism. I struggled hard, and was scared when it was my time to present. I remember I gave myself a small part, and I let Zukin and a few of my friends and her friends take the other big parts because they weren't in my class. The really scary thing was that we didn't have any time to rehearse it, so I was sitting there, panicking about my grade in the class... -4

~Joe

Duet

Zukin and I sang a duet while dancing? It was kind of cool, our voices were definitely much better than in real life, lol. -3

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Serenade

I sang with/to my first crush A, and a friend of hers who has serious self esteem issues, telling them both, or at least implying that both of them were really pretty. -3

~Joe

So, I remember there were these government agents. They never spoke, always completely uniform with the other, and they always were trying to get this elixer from something. My boss, (What do you know, Carlotta from Phantom of the Opera,) had instructed me to get it for her. During my struggles to get it for her, I was sung to and preached to by many different people not to get it because an elixer that could stop aging would only produce problems in the world... -4

~Joe

Kiry's?

I wrote something about "Kiry's" on my DJ, right underneath it was a scribble... I think I meant to say "Kirby" but I don't remember anything about that. I KNOW I had a huge dream last night, but I didn't record it immediately... -1


~Joe

Bomberman

There was a long issue before it, and something about running on water and lake monsters, but I remembered that I was in a huge fight with a jerky guy bomberman style. We were in a large labyrinth, and I was running around, laughing hysterically dropping bombs to trap and kill him. He was likewise trying to kill me. He was very serious and stern about it all, and I was laughing and giggling the whole time. Perhaps I knew something he didn't? It was weird though, justbefore the dream ended, the timer on the bottom side of the screen timed out, and I had JUST trapped him. I was so close... :( -3


Marriage

Zukin was pissed. She was hitting me and looked at me sternly in the eyes. "Why haven't you asked me to marry you yet?!" :shock: -6

~Joe

Twister

To begin, this is a long, illogical stream of dreams. I was one of the two main characters in the end scene of "Twister". We were driving away, slowly from the F5, and we decided to ditch, letting the truck get taken by the twister. Luckily, I knew how this story ended, with the twister changing direction. So, we bolted to the nearby building, and got a headstart on a doubles in the past who nearly got eating by the tornado. I remember talking to my female partner, knowing that it was going to change direction. When it did, she looked at me wide eyed.

The civic center was filled with homeless people, and was very sturdy and clean. -4


Flooding

In the civic center, I met up with my mom and brother, and a few other people. We got on a bus, and I remember someone saying it was my birthday, though, knowing otherwise, I was afraid that by saying yes, they'd assume that that day WAS my birthday, and make the error again and again and again.

We got on a bus. It was large, white, and my mom asked the ONE of the drivers, on this bus, the drivers drove sideways, and she said she was VERY devoted to her job. :shock:

So we rode on this bus, I couldn't imagine how the driver's seat was comfortable, it was very twisted, and the driver actually had to lose her legs into different slots... And we rode the bus to another station where I got a call from my dad. Apparently, he was helping with flooding in the area, as he is a firefighter. So, my mom, my brother, and some kid I do not know... (Matthew?) got into my white truck, and we drove really fast ON THE WATER AND OVER THE ROOFS because of the flooding, all the way to my father's present case.

When we hit the ground of this oddly dry place, we all passed out and fell out of the truck. -5

Fire

So, after I woke up on the ground under the truck, Which had literally grown to be about 2 stores tall, I headed down to the pool, this house that was shaped exactly like my house. And saw the situation that my father was trying to help out with.

The pool was on fire, or at least a small section of it was, and in the center of the pool, trapped, was a Giraffe. The problem was, was that slowly, the fire was getting bigger, and we couldn't pull the Giraffe out without thinknig the fire would grow, and the fire had to be put out fast. My dad sent me to go get water to put it out. I figured that the water in the pool was filled with oil, but my dad disagreed. I decided to go into the house. BUT, I remembered that there was 20 feet of water everywhere, and I assumed that had been sucked into the house. Therefore, I did not enter the basement, in fear of crummy water rushing into my face upon opening the house.

So I traveled back into the house from the upstairs, and got a bottle of water from the sink. I then somehow appeared on the truck, and had to climb off gently. I remember this included finding the top of the wheel, climbing down each spoke of the wheel, and then riding a rubber slide from the top of the bottom of the wheel to a pile of tarp on the ground.

When I walked to give my dad the water, everything had changed again... -6


I lose my train of thought there...

~Joe