I was fighting zombies with Dane Cook. We were on a muddy two track road with a fenced in field on one side and a hill on the other, and we were trying to get somewhere. Probably a safehouse. These zombies weren't just any zombies though. They were crippled zombies. They didn't seem any different than regular ones, but I knew in the dream that they were the zombies of crippled people.
Scene change, and I'm in a house on a cliff. I get a brief camera angle POV of the house from a distance. It's kinda like a lighthouse and there are waves crashing up to it up the side of the cliff.
I'm with a group of survivors, and we're having a meeting or something when I get a call. It's from the guy that started the zombie apocalypse(who I know somehow, maybe from earlier in the dream), and he's an asshole. He thinks he's called some suicide prevention hotline, and instead he got me. So, naturally I mess with him. I play along, with him for a bit though just to string him along. This part of the dream was really fun. I felt like ya do when you totally pone someone in a debate, lol.
BTW, this entire phone conversation is in 'Spanish' even though I don't know Spanish, but in the dream it's supposed to be Italian. (In the back of my mind though, even in the dream, I know it's not really Italian.) Actually I think the lighthouse was supposed to be in ITaly or spain or something... I dunno...
So, I don't remember how I messed with him, but I know it wasn't nice... he was an asshole apparently tho anyway. I mean, he started a zombie apocalypse! That's an assholish move right there!
After that there was something about a bunch of big flat screen TV's in the living room of the place. I don't remember their significance.
Cut scene, camera POV of an actual camera this time. I'm looking at a guy who's on this show about yards, like who has the coolest yard, and this guy was on it talking about how he didn't have as much room as he wanted to work because he was on such a small plot, but (and here I panned up this Gimungous statue in the dude's yard) he was gonna get rid of the statue so he'd have more space to play with.
Cut scene and I'm in school again. I'm heading from the High school through the Junior high to go on a bus to a track meet. I was trying to be all cool in front of the junior high kids, cause I remembered when I was younger how cool I thought the highschool kids were. I wasn't saying anything, lol, I was just trying to radiate coolness as I walked along.
I saw this junior high kid, and she looked really sick. She said she was gonna puke but she didn't know where to go, so I grabbed her and helped her get to the bathrooms. She ran off once we were in the bathroom, and right as I was walking through the shower area these fire alarms went off and for some reason this triggered the showers to all turn on so I got soaked. I was pissed!
Cut scene and I'm at the track meet. And I'm a guy.
I'm wearing these really uncomfortably short shorts and I walk out of this changing area into where I'm gonna be running the race. I listen to what's gonna go on in the race, and for the first one they were gonna like tie a lamb onto a rope and attach it to us and that would somehow show if we were taking any performance enhancing drugs. And I'm seeing other kids running down this muddy hill with the sheep behind them and the baby sheep are like digging their little hooves in and making the kids run really slow.
But I don't get the lamb ball and chain for some reason, cause suddenly my race comes up and I won't even be running, I'll be driving.
I feel instinctively that I'm at the fairgrounds now doing this. No matter, I start driving. The corners are so freaking sharp and you can barely get any speed up so it's like a slow moving race, but I know it'll pick up as the race continues. I sense I'm doing fairly well, even though I'm going super slow, and I can hear the other racers on like my radio bitching about how slow we have to go.
So I get onto the next leg of the race. There are all these obstacles that I have to drive past. But I've run the course before. I know the trick. There's a solid obstacle, like a giant boulder rolling toward you, but then there's always this part where there's fire, like from an explosion, and that's the part you always have to drive through, or else you'll crash.
I get through that part fine, though many of my fellow racers don't. Suddenly though, Tim Allen and some other dude that I think is an actor were my partners in the car. I think I was myself again now, and not a boy anymore... And the car was this really slick low to the ground racer before, but it's now this like old rusty thing with no windows. There's a candle on top of the car, and we have to keep it lit in order to make the car move. But the next part of the race, we have to put out all these fires. And there's water coming down all over the place so our candle keeps going out. The other actor guy has like a blowtorch and he keeps having to light a candle, and then I have to light a candle off his candle so I can light the one on the roof. I guess Tim Allen is driving.
Well, all of a sudden this like, comedy act breaks out in my car, and I'm just watchin. This goes on for a bit till this crazy dude plops down on our roof and starts talkin to us. Then he gets on the side of the car, and straight up moons us through the window. Some stuff happened after that with the crazy guy, but it's fuzzy.
Anywho, cut scene and I see the racers running down the track from a camera POV in the sky. No one has their cars anymore. Some of the people still have bikes (apparently we had switched to those, but most contestants had lost theirs) and they were all goin for the finish line. I was on the home stretch.
I see some chick on a bike get taken out when like this river of gravel spills across the track. These were happening all over, and now I was on a bike right in the middle of it.
But not for long... Cut scene and I'm walking through pretty much a shanty town lookin neighborhood in another country. There was an announcer voice from somewhere, kinda sounded like that guy from those commercials with all those sad little kids where he's askin for money and there's sad music in the backround. Well he was talking about how bad that neighborhood was, and some other stuff. I can't remember all of it. I thought it was annoying.
So I keep walking and I get to like the edge of this section where all there was were a bunch of tents. I see a river in front of me, but when I look up I see this Mansion, and the river looks fake and so does the mansion. Like very basic CGI. everything is these glowing pastel tones and there is a blanked over all of it, then it all looks as if it was on a stage. Like all props on te stage. The blanket it backlit and it's just waving up and down as it floats down like people are shaking it gently.
Suddenly it falls (or gets pulled down) over everything and when it hits the ground everything is real. I'm now looking across a river at night in winter. The house isn't quite a mansion, but still large. There are patches of snow on the ground, and little chunks floating by in the river. I think I'm in the NE somewhere in America. Like some little New England town...
not like this but kinda like...
I find myself thinking that I'm having a dream where I'm lucid dreaming. So I guess I knew it was a dream, but I didn't really have control. I just had the feeling of control. I couldn't think clearly or anything, I guess, like I was still mentally in dream story mode.
So I jump in the river and just swim around in it. I could feel the cold, but it felt like cold would feel if it wasn't uncomfortable. If that makes any sense. I felt the mud of the river bottom, and I didn't really like it because I couldn't see through the water to the bottom. So I got out of the river onto the steps of the house that were built so that they descend from the porch directly into the river.
As I walked out, I realized I was naked, but liked the feeling. I felt like I was some godlike being. I felt like I had really great power, and I could do whatever I wanted. I noticed some people driving slowly down the road that had moments before been a river and they were staring at me in awe. Right when I noticed them, I switched (intentionally) my POV to theirs, looking at me.
I looked like a super model, like what a goddess would look like. My skin was gleaming with water and from the light of the porch I could see steam rolling off of me as the water evaporated. (I musta been pretty hot, lol. )
Well I decided to sneak into these rich people's house and look around. At this point, I think I was fully back in the dream if I had gone semi lucid at all. I turned invisible and entered.
Like I said, I felt like I should be very powerful and agile, but I kept tripping over the corner of carpet in the entryway, and I even closed the door too hard. I was angry because I wasn't supposed to be clutzy. I got over it though, and started to explore. There were a bunch of little kids scattered about the house sleeping, and also a bunch of dogs roaming about.
I saw that the dogs were pawing at the kids to wake them, and they kept looking at me and barking. One dog was like attacking this kid's face to wake him, but the kid went right on sleeping. When the dog bit the kids face I felt its teeth in my face. That hurt like hell, lol.
I was afraid someone would wake up so I doubled back toward the door to get outta there. When I got to the kitchen I almost ran into my cousin's boyfriend who was up making coffee. I stopped myself just in time, and he couldn't see me so I ran to the door. Right when I got it open I looked back to where he was standing and he had drawn a gun and was pointing it toward the door saying something stupid. He was scared, and I found it really amusing. Then my cousin came out of the bathroom with a robe on and a towel wrapped around her head and she said something like, "Something told me to come out of the bathroom! Are there ghosts here?!"
I didn't stick around any longer. I bolted out the door, which had turned into a bunch of doors because there was now an outside entryway with a heavy door and a screen door. I made sure to close all the doors to make it harder for them to follow me. Which was kinda dumb, but what can I say.
I noticed again that the river had turned into a street, but it was like I was noticing it for the first time. The street was all icy, but it was all black ice.
I thought my cousins boyfriend was gonna come out and shoot me any moment so I took off running. It was faster than I had ever run in a dream (usually it's kinda like running underwater, and my legs don't work right) but the block seemed to never end. I felt like the safest thing to do would be to turn down the alley to get out of the direct line of fire, but when I got there it was crazy icy, like a whitewater river had instantly frozen, and there were all these thorn bushes lining it that had grown wild into the alley, so I decided to turn on the next street instead.
When I finally got to the street at the end of the block I turned down it, but I was going so fast it was really hard to turn. Like I had do make a really wide turn and I ended up crossing the street. I didn't know if I was going to be able to turn in time to make it down that street.
It was weird because I could feel the burning in my legs from pumping them so hard. It was very realistic, but at an impossible speed.
Somewhere along here, I wake up.
Crazy right. I was like this ->___<- close to having a lucid dream!
Sigh...
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