Smuds' Cult of Squid

[Smuds]

Hello, welcome to my Dream Journal. My dreams are fairly normal, and reflect real life for the most part, so it's basically like a realistic story (well, the realistic parts at least XD) Personally, I don't really care how you specifically feel about my dreams, so feel free to post your feelings right down to the core. Just thought you should know I will probably never include visuals becuase I don't see how they enhance the quality. __________________________________________________ __________________________________ The Setup First, I will post a summary of each dream. I will post the major parts and keep it as breif as possible. If you like the dream that far, click on the spoiler to read the full dream (started April 2, 2010, all dreams before that will be standard layout until I decide other wise). There will be notes in every dream most likely, so you can read that to XD. __________________________________________________ __________________________________ Counts & Stuff Dreams Recalled (Including fragments) since coming to DV 10 Dreams recalled (not including fragments)since coming to DV 6 -Probably going to be a lot lower XD. Lucid Dreams since coming to DV 1 -Oh dear god, soon? WILD-0 DILD-1 DEILD-0 VILD-0 EILD-0 MILD-0 ANY OTHERS (WILL SPECIFY)-0 I LIKE TALKING IN CAPS.... __________________________________________________ __________________________________ Favorite Dreams 20.03.2010 Drunken Sith Lord (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, apparently in my dream one of my teachers had a kid that ended up being a Sith Lord (I guess it was a Star Wars-Real Life mix...). It was my job to try to find him and kill him. Well, for a large portion of this dream, I remember just running through this huge library with a lot of stair cases that really didn't lead anywhere :s. After awhile, I found two classmates of mine that where trying to find the Sith Lords aswell (I guess it was safe to assume that there was a secret place for Sith Lords in the Library). Eventually, we found the trapdoor, but then someone came who we didn't particularly want finding the Sith Lords as well. Eventually I just jumped down the trap door and my two classmates closed the trapdoor and didn't let the other guy in. I found the Sith Lords who were, odd enough, just baically chillin with the Jedi's. They all kind of seemed like drunk idiots. So, eventually, I left (after throwing a few insult to the Sith). I went to my mom and asked her which one was the one I was supposed to kill. She said "Are you stupid?" She just pointed to one of the Sith who was chugging bottles of beer at a time. I was just about to kill him, but than I guess a huge fight broke out at the table and it went into a "time freeze". That is all I remember of this dream. It was just a really funny dream to be a part of I guess XD. Drunk sith lords slashing off Jedi's arms who are still drinking their beers that they are levitating with their mind... Good times... One of my main objectives I think from now, is going to be revisit this dream...

[Smuds]

26.02.2010 Killing my Grandfather . (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Night of 2/26/'10-Morning of 2/27/'10 What happened in this dream in no way reflects how I feel for the certain person that I killed etc. Pretty much the weirdest dream I've had in months. It was pretty creepy. I was at the Zoo (I assume, don't really remember now that well) and I was walking around with my Grandfather (more specifically my Mothers Father). For some random reason (again I assume, don't remember the exact reason) I decapitated him completely and I guess preserved his head (for reasons to come further into the dream). The dream suddenly switched scenes to go to my house. My family did not know that I had killed my Grandfather so she wasn't sad (for reference she was apparently really close to him). I came clean to her after conversation and she began crying. I went to my "secret laboratory" in my basement to just do random stuff I guess and I saw on the television that there was a worker at the Zoo that was about to commit suicide. I rushed over to the scene where the worker was about to commit suicide and offered him something. I could kill him if I could use his body for science. He agreed. It switched scenes to back to my laboratory where the worker had already been killed and I began my operation. I attempted to put my grandfathers brain (remember I kept it?) into his body. He somehow worked and my grandfather was back, just in a different body. Kind of like a reincarnation. After a while we had gotten used to it. Everything was fine for a while (which was kind of weird because my Grandfathers body was technically younger than my mothers). Eventually my mother made my family realize that the brain in the body was no substitute for my real Grandfather. In the end my Grandfather literally said "screw it, just kill me, I've gone through this hell long enough". I asked him if he was sure. He said yes, and I killed him so he didn't feel pain. Kind of super scary/sad/creepy... That dream will help me sleep at night... :SleepMeditate2:

[Smuds]

26.02.2010 Zombie Land (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Night: 2/26'10-Day:2/27/'10 I'm not quite sure if this was a real dream or just something I made up as I was trying to remember my dream... But either way I'm putting this here. Well, this one's very breif because I don't really remember all of it, or it even occured, but here it is. I was stuck in my house completely alone. (Almost) everyone else in the world was a Zombie. But not the kind of Zombie that eats brains, they kind of just went on with their normal lives as if they were actual humans. I saw one walking their freaking dog. So uh yeah. Well there was one other rather odd aspect of this dream. There was one other human alive/not in an altered state. He seemed to be a therapist*. The whole entire thing was really hard to comprehend So I wouldn't really remember a lot of it. *I Only think he was a therapist because we were sitting in a room and I was saying things to him while he was taking notes, and taking into consideration the situation, it seems like a likely conclusion. I actually would've probably enjoyed this dream, if it did in fact happen, and if so a lot clearer and longer God, I must have had some weird crap to drink/eat before I went to bed...

[Smuds]

28.02.2010 Cookie Eatin (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I was just on the computer/watching TV and my mom and sister was sleeping on the couch in the living room (a different room). The only time I actually left the room was when I went to get a cookie/soda. And that was my dream from last night. I had tried to FILD the previous night, but failed in waking up, therefore, It didn't work XD.

[Smuds]

02.03.2010 Family bar party (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well I had a party with my family at a bar. Except it was outside of a bar so it was legal for everyone... It was basically an all you can eat buffet and my family got really pissed at me because I refused to help them in an eating competition. There really wasn't much of a story line to the dream.

[Smuds]

05.03.2010 Barnes&Noble (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, no lucid last night. I tried to FILD/MILD/WILD last night instead of WBTB like I planned. Hey, atleast I've gotten past the phase of not even moving at all and just going back to sleep . Things to know before reading my dream. * My Birthday is coming soon * I almost never have any clue on what my homework will be for Social Studies XD. Night 3/5/'10-Day 3/6/'10 I was walking around some store (I actually beleive it was a futuristic Barnes&Noble or whatever...) just browsing for books. Well I see a girl from my school who says "Hey, have you done your Social Studies homework yet? It took me forever..." I, being the responsible student I am said "Homework....? We had homework?" She said "Yeah, it was basically researching for our project that is due tomorrow". I said "We have a project due tomorrow...?"(I seemed very casual about the whole thing, if this were to really happen I'd probably be freaking out XD)* After that she just walked away. Well, than my mom came over and said "I forgot about your birthday, look around for something you want!" I said okay and went around looking. Well I found some weird books that I might have wanted so I sat down. I saw another person from a grade above me near me just reading (which is really weird because in real life he kind of seems like the anti-reading type of person). I started quickly looking through some of the books and when I got done with a few books I got up to put them back. When I came back over I saw my sister had taken my spot and I got kind of mad. So I 'stomped' (not really, more of like an angry walk type of thing) over to her to tell her to leave. She said no, and the kid next to me is just like "Fuck off" I mostly think he said that because I 'stomped' on a wire from his IPod or something. and with that I left the dream to come back to reality. Not my favorite dream, but hey, first one in a while so I'm kind of happy... XD *Well, that conversation had really no relevance to the rest of the dream at all.

[Smuds]

06.03.2010 Oh, darn my laziness (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, I've gotten about 3:30 Hours of sleep tonight and I can't fall asleep so I just decided to post my little memory of a dream. Well, I was sleeping in my family room on my couch. I usually do that. I actually sleep on it during the night with like a sheet and everything and just fold all the stuff before I go to school. Well apparantly I forgot to fold the sheets on it and my mom freaked out. She was yelling at me for what I seemed to have known in my dream as a long time. She forced me to fold the sheets. It skipped over to the next day, and I forgot to fold the sheets again Is it actually possible to have a dream in 3:30 hours?

[Smuds]

19.03.2010 Near death from mud. (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, for the first time is like, weeks I've had a dream... It started as me and my sisters walking to one of my sisters softball games (I assume it was that because they had woken me up talking about how they were going to the softball game and I kind of just brought that into my dream...). That really served nothing for this dream but whatever. Somehow we got to this football field (which is weird because I don't really play football) and played football. But than something really weird happened... There's this really vivid dream I had a while ago about me playing basketball with my team in a football like stadium, so someone threw the football in the dream I had last night and my older dream flashed through me head. After that we were playing football for a little while until someone through the football really deep. I was running, and running and eventually I caught it. The person that didn't catch it ( we were both racing for it) pushed me forward. My face landed in mud, as well as the rest of my body. It's as if the mud was stuck to the mud, like suctions... Kind of reminded me of quick sand. Then I woke up... My body kind of felt like it was in sleep paralysis for a couple of seconds, but than it instantly came out of it... Even though I was out of sleep paralysis, it seemed as if there was a very strong sense of heaviness hanging over my body. I didn't really like that dream...

[Smuds]

20.03.2010 Drunken Sith Lord (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, apparently in my dream one of my teachers had a kid that ended up being a Sith Lord (I guess it was a Star Wars-Real Life mix...). It was my job to try to find him and kill him. Well, for a large portion of this dream, I remember just running through this huge library with a lot of stair cases that really didn't lead anywhere :s. After awhile, I found two classmates of mine that where trying to find the Sith Lords aswell (I guess it was safe to assume that there was a secret place for Sith Lords in the Library). Eventually, we found the trapdoor, but then someone came who we didn't particularly want finding the Sith Lords as well. Eventually I just jumped down the trap door and my two classmates closed the trapdoor and didn't let the other guy in. I found the Sith Lords who were, odd enough, just baically chillin with the Jedi's. They all kind of seemed like drunk idiots. So, eventually, I left (after throwing a few insult to the Sith). I went to my mom and asked her which one was the one I was supposed to kill. She said "Are you stupid?" She just pointed to one of the Sith who was chugging bottles of beer at a time. I was just about to kill him, but than I guess a huge fight broke out at the table and it went into a "time freeze". That is all I remember of this dream. 20.03.2010 Youtube wishes (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, all I remember from this dream is that I was downstairs at first really wanting to go on youtube for some strange reason. Unfortunatly my sister was on the computers down stairs. I went up to my sisters room to go on Youtube. My mom, annoying enough, was standing in her doorway and she took me to my room and forced me to sort out my room. That's all I remember of this dream. 20.03.2010 Furthest as of March 20th (Note) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I just wanted to throw out there that I got the furthest I've ever gotten in a WILD. My body was tingling (except for like, a thumb length of my stomach), which I assumed was part of SP, but I wasn't sure. I could still move, so maybe my mind was just making me think I was going through some weird thing. I think I came up with something, that probably is completely wrong but it seemed to help me calm down. I had the TV on mute and I was "watching" George Lopez (that show...). My eyes were closed and you know how you can kind of see light through your eye lids? Well I just kind of looked at that... Not really thinking about it to hard, just looking at it as if it was HI.

[Smuds]

22.03.2010 I don't even know... (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well, last night I had kind of a strange dream... I don't feel like putting it down because the bits of it that I do know, literally make no sense whatsoever. So I'll just put down my WILD attempts of last night... I didn't really expect myself to wake up enough to attempt a WILD during the night, but I attempted anyway. But before I did I tried one before sleep (which I have a strange feeling will never actually work... Can someone fill me in on this?). I had gotten up to my waist from my legs with this tingling feeling. My leg kept twitching but it didn't effect the tingling sensation. My heart was beating really fast and hard (or so it seemed). Eventually, after 10 minutes my sister yelled down the stairs to my mom which broke it.... I had tried again when I woke up (during the night) but I thought to myself that I'd lose to much sleep, and I had tried for 10 minutes and nothing happened, so I just fell asleep.

[Smuds]

25.03.2010 Steve Irwins Dream (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID My god, this was a freaking weird dream. It started with Steve Irwin hiding behind brick wall. There was some kind of druge trade going on behind the other side of the wall. He went around the corner and jumped towards the group and screamed "Steve Irwin! Under Cover Cop!". He hit an gas tank thing (You know, the ones that you put in your grill?) and flipped onto his back. The people ran away while he was laying there. Eventually, he got up, only to find there was a bottle stuck to his face (it was kind of like half a beer bottle...). He punched it to break it off, but it appeared again. He did this like 20-30 times, each time it creeped up further on his head. Eventually it got stuck to his for head and he just said "Screw this..." and forgot about it. The scene switched to my school. I was standing there and Steve Irwin just stared at me (at that point it was in third person) and "gave" me the drem (now it was 1st person). I went to this basketball camp. There was not really anything for me to say about this part of the dream. So let's just skip it. Than it went back to Steve Irwins Third person dream. He was standing on this island type thing. He seemed to know that it was a dream because he said "Hmm, how will I get out of this dream?" That should've been a clue to me to tell me that I'm dreaming but it didn't... Anyways, after awhile of thinking he said "I've got it! The dream elevator!" Right when he said that, a hot air balloon appeared. He was then discussing the most "fun" way of using the hot air balloon. He summoned democrats, republicans, The King of England, and a few modern people. They all went into the "dream elevator" and then the dream faded out. Damn, that was a long type... I have another dream and I'll type it later.

[Smuds]

Turns out I had my first Lucid yesterday.... + 1 for DILD.... The night started off as me going into sleep paralysis (not really because I thought I'd get into a dream, I just like SP...). I broke it because of was bored of it, and went to sleep. The last thought that went through my head was a new method of RCing, which I guess carried over into my dream because in one of my dreams I just plugged my nose and took a breath. Turns out I could breath. I remember trying my legs were like trembling for some reason... The only thing I tried was to summon someone which I think actually worked even though I thought at the time it failed. After I tried to put any control my dream ended and I woke up.. I have a feeling this was a false lucidity, but let's just say it wasn't for now . PS. sorry it's not in the dream journal format... I don't have it... Oh who am I kidding, no one reads this XD.

[Smuds]

30.03.2010 Name (Fragment) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID Well it was fragment yesterday. I had tried Billbybobs WILD method, which I don't really think it's a method all on it's own... Several times I tried the pain thing, but as soon as I fell asleep I would wake up... Don't really know why. Well, my dream kind of went like this. Since there is a park behind my house, I saw someone playing basketball. I went there and found it was my friend. He really sucked at basketball so I took the ball away from him. He asked for it back so I passed it to him. Well there was a dog near by and I guess it wanted the basketball or something because the dog ate my friend. I was pretty okay with that so I walked home. Kind of gross, but I just threw up out of no where in a garbage bag. My sister (who is afraid of all things involving illnesses) was watching TV and basically jumped out of her seat when I came in. After that my dream kind of just zoned out. I'll try to remember more of my dream but for now, that's it.

[Smuds]

02.04.2010 New Type (Note) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID I guess this dream can be considered a fragment, but I'm slowly remembering things from it. Also, with this dream, I'm starting something new. I'm going to be writing down every single detail I can remember, and put that version in a spoiler. I'll put a summary of the dream in non-spoiler so you can read that and decide if you want that. 02.04.2010 Circus Dream Summary (Note) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID First, this girl I like fell off a tightrope She became paralyzed and left. Her friend said she was fine, just completely paralyzed. Than, I baked cookies that never cooked. Everytime I put them in, they came out raw. Than my dream ended. Spoiler for Full Dream: 02.04.2010 Circus Dreams (Non-lucid) NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID This dream started with me sitting in a Medival Times type of arena. It was pretty big. There was this guy with a mic down in the center of the arena and said "Now does anyone want to be a volunteer?" So this girl I like raised her had (there were four other people I didn't recognize to). They went down to the center of the arena and went on a tight rope that was like, fifty feet in the air. After about thirty seconds the girl I like falls off. She's in this like weird whirlwind type fall and looks like she breaks her neck when she fell. For some un-explained reason, I screamed at the top of my lungs (at a very high pitch I guess I could add XD) and stood up. I raised down through the rows down to her. It must've taken awhile for me to get down to the bottom because there was no one there except for the girl that fells friend. I asked her how that person was feeling (the person who fell to clarify). The girl chuckled and said "Fine, she's just paralyzed." I said "Oh good." Which is really strange because that wouldn't actually be fine. Anyways, I guess I was sad or something because I went home and made cookies. The cookies didn't ever seem to cook because everytime I put them in the oven they would come out raw. I tried poking one and that's where my dream faded out.

[lucidreamsavy]

I decided to subscribe to your journal. You need some readers, and I tend to read people's DJ's of those that go in the world records thread, too (which, isn't that many , I mean, considering...). Nice idea to have a summary of your dreams, and the full version, depending on how much someone wants to read .

[Smuds]

Thanks for complementing the idea. And woo! A reader, even if it's a pity reader!! It's a reader!

[Smuds]

Dream One- There really isn’t much that went on... For some reason, my sister was pregnant... and I was just on the computer the whole time. Strangely enough, I almost could’ve had a DILD because I literally remember saying “Please be a dream...” I also vaguely remember waking up in this dream (I mean a scene inside the dream was me waking up) so I guess I had thought that it was real because of that XD. Dream Two- This one was a little more complicated... I was at my dads house. Me, my sister, my sisters friend and my mom were at my dads house. My dad wasn’t home from work yet, by the way. So we made this little “arena” for our cat that usually lives at my moms house but for some reason was at my dads. We put her inside of it and when my dad came out it knocked it over by accident at just yelled “What the hell?” For some strange reason we left for school after my dad got home. We were apparently going to a new school because we had to ask my sisters friend for directions. For some reason we went to the town over and were supposed to get on a train there. We almost made it, but we saw some train attendant/worker just nodding her head saying its to late? Anyways, my dream ended with me emptying out my shoes that were filled with water because it had rained. Fragment One (From a while ago)- So in this dream, I only remember being at this house party. It was a really, REALLY nice house. It seemed as if the whole entire house was made out of marble. Anyways, instead of actually being at the house party, I decided to go to their video game room and try to find some video games. The only one I distinctly remember was looking for GTA... which is weird because I don’t really like those games . Fragment Two (From a while ago)- So in this one, I was waiting in line for my lunch at school. I was buying three slices of Pizza (or something, I can’t really remember, but I think it was pizza...) and it took a while to get to the front of the line. So when I finally got to the front of the line I payed. But then (Dramatic music...) I left for some strange reason that I don’t remember. Apparently it was night time or something because it was dark outside and there were very few people eating at the cafeteria. Anyways, I got back to the cafeteria (because I had left...) and found that I left my pizza in the lunch line room (yes, my cafeteria has a separate little room for the lunch line) and it was locked! I couldn’t get my pizza that I had payed for! I remember wanting to cry for some reason O.o. Yeah... I don’t really want to put these in the new format because I’m to lazy.

[kunfu11]

I'll subscribe too. Your dreams seem interesting.

[Smuds]

Wow thanks. I actually think my dreams are boring, but whatever XD.