Mad Mad World

I have so many dreams. Too many to count actually xD. But ive been attempting to lucid dream for about almost a year now and so far ive only been semi lucid =[ (in most of them)

-Friday april 29th-

The Dream starts off with me in someones backyard with them in a gazebo with the rest of my family on top of a rock wall. I remember climbing down and going on their trampoline. mind you I have no clue whos house im at. I start jumping up and down and it was like my own when I was younger and all of a sudden 4 huge Siberian tigers come out of nowhere and start talking to me. "can we put are water dish on the trampoline?" said a female tiger and I said "ehh sure just put it under instead." the tigers didnt listen and all of them jumped up on the trampoline and I got frustrated and got off. As I got off the trampoline I had an un-lite Newport 100 in my hand =D I was estatic so I climbed up the wall and saw my uncle and he called me over but instead I walked to the back of the house which turned out to by my grandparents. EXCEPT the surrounding houses were all different and there were kids everywhere. I was in a good mood and I went to give one of the kids a highfive and I put my cigarette down. When I stumbled back to smoke it...to my shock someone smoked half of it and i wasnt to happy. so I attempted to smoke but no smoke was coming out when i exhaled so it made me even madder. I felt like being nice to some kid that gets picked on in my highschool who happened to be in my backyard in my dream. he was getting bullied by these kids and he had his bike upside down and he was chewing on the tires.

thats all I can recall from lastnights dream I think I remembered most of it =D

Very fragmented Dream lastnight but it was pretty interesting.

-April 30th-

For some reason in the beggining of the dream im running around in a HUGE class room full of students ive never seen and everything we do has become a test. Im sitting next to this girl whos really attractive and I started talking to her but as I said my first word "hi.." the back of the classroom collapsed and tons of students came out with squirt guns and i had one and it was a full out war. I won of course =] and the teacher said i won a trip to the archipelago. I was so happy but all of a sudden a bottle of yager appeared on my desk and that made me forfeit that match so i lost my trip =/. (this is were it starts getting fragmented). Im all of a sudden in a beautful plains area with a bunch of pomerian ian puppies running around. For some reason I was almost posotive I knew who lived in the house which was in my distant view so me and a few friends started walking there. We got in and the guy had us go to the kitchen where he was cooking bacon and his whore of a wife told my friend to put the burning bacon in his pants and to my surprise he did and he fell to the ground. thats where it cuts off =[

I would love to finally have a lucid dream.

No good dreams recently =*[

-May 2nd-

This was a weird one. The dream kept on switching from a picture of a ball drop machine that had tons of loops and fast drops and it was shaped like a dragon and me running around my block at hyper speed like a maniac. it was generally interesting because of it reminded me of taking too many sleeping meds xD

a dragon shaped ball dropper and highspeed running reminds you of an excess in sleep medication?
Weird.

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Originally Posted by Majinaki

a dragon shaped ball dropper and highspeed running reminds you of an excess in sleep medication?
Weird.

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lmao yeah xD me and my friends experimented with taking many sleeping medications and forcing ourselves to stay awake to trip and it was pretty damn scary. I don't recommend it.

-May 5th-

This has been one of the most vivid ones ive had in awhile. It started off with me minding my own business outside of an apartment complex and someone came running towards me screaming "help your mother shes trapped in there!" so i ran up the stairs which was only 4 flights? When I finally reached her apartment the door was made out of mountain dew bottles so i kicked it down and ran in. She was just chillin there playing oblivion on a huge tv and i was like "uhhhhh wtf are you doing the apartment is burning down" and she freaked and ran out.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~INTERMISSION(forgot what happened)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The next part was pretty stupid and simple i was in the kitchen with my 2 friends and we were making turkey and pepperoni sandwhiches thats when i woke up.

once i woke up i tried a bunch of meditation styles i learned from nomads DJ and hey it sorta worked i had a pretty intense non lucid dream!

~~~~~~~~~~~INTERMISSION~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I had Green skin and i had a red ninja suit on that looked bad ass and a red face mask. My katana was even cooler looking it had a blue hue to it. I was running through some mall i know trying to catch some supervillian but i was a little lost and finally i found his messenger!.........Mike rowe....from dirty jobs. My first thought was to charge him so i did and i failed he flipped me over and all i remember was cracking my head on the ground and waking up later with a note on me. I honestly have no idea what the note said but I ran as fast as I could out of the mall to some hill next to a stream and there was a boat floating over cement. I jumped in the boats door and there was a 4 huge muscely guys in there that could kick my ass in reality but in my dream i decided instead of slicing them up with my sword id just use my fists? oh it worked well they all died by my fists! I ended up reaching some head honcho guy and beat the shit out of him and after that ghosts of dead enemies appeared and they were really weird looking sorta cartoony? after that im riding on the back of an ostrictch shooting a colt 45. at pelicans.

-may 7th-

it was thundering out before i went to bed so that had to play a part in my dream because the whole thing started off with me asking my neighbors to borrow christmas lights and they had to climb a flag pole to get them and that didnt phase me as odd. I took the lights and put them in a room somewhere for a party later. I forgot a lot of parts but the last thing i remember is walking into my meme's living room seeing the carpet all destroyed and stained because my idiot cousin spilled vodka allllllllllllllll over it and then she made me spill my drink so I had no beer and an even bigger mess to clean up and it was creepy and off setting because it was storming in my dream and when i woke up i could feel the house shaking from the thunderstrikes >.>



WTB LUCIDITY?!?!!

-may 8th-

The dream of course was very very fragmented but i remembed the good parts =D. It started off with me walking around a mall in my town and there was a H U G E carnival in the parking lot. I went into the mall and there was supposed to be a kay jewlers in a certain spot but! instead there was a giant ice cream stand and i took the ice cream and it fell apart.(this is were i think i was semi lucid) I took the wrapper off the icecream and turned it into a paper airplane and then decided to go onto a table in the mall cafe area and jump off and fly around and it worked. I got bored i guess and walked out and went to the carnival and i went into this one huge room with this flashing light and this old lady kept telling me it was nice so i left and bumped into these two girls who yelled at me and i felt bad...then i woke up -_-

-May 9th-

im a highschool drop out which made this dream really weird and im surprised i didnt become lucid...BUT i was in school walking around and it was really really weird looking and I kept talking to people and the bell rang so i had to find a class and i ran upto my pysch teacher and she said room 806 then i asked again then she said 804 and i went into some random room and talked to the students. After that i recall vaguely me running around the halls and going into other classrooms and floating over them in 3rd person. pretty odd. I woke up angry at myself for not noticing that i was dreaming >=[

-may 10th-

Well ive been scanning through the turtorial section lately to help me find a good way to start lucid dreaming and i stumbled upon FILD by Haggart and it seems pretty promising so i tried it last night and set my alarm to 3am and i fell asleep at 11. it didnt work because i was too awake when i attempted it/ too excited. But the good thing is I found my dream sign =]. It happens to be cigarette.

The dream was about me in some room with my friends ex girlfriend and i wanted a cig so i bugged her for one but shes a bitch and wouldent give me one so when she left i took her whole pack and my family came into the room and went through her whole bag. After that the dream switched to me walking to some building that kinda looked like my school with a bunch of other kids. EXCEPT i would occasionally have to fight monsters final fantasy style. after fighting a few of them i circled around the building and I opned up a map that was just like the World of Warcraft map but of the general area that i was in. I decided to not cut through the woods because i was afraid id run into these picts. And thats all I can remember from last night.

-may 11th-

this dream wasnt necessarily scary but more weird. im surprised i fell back asleep because im petrified of zombies =P


The dream started off with me and this girl im dating and we were walking in a line of people who werent zombies and on the right of us was a line of people who were zombies and some of them wanted to eat us but we got away. Soon it got dark real fast and i dropped her off at home and i played hide and seek on cars coming down some random street xD

The second part of my dream i was in the local supermarket in my town (Big Y) and was walking around with these group of kids ive never hung out with and we go to the outside of the store and we rip some bud out of a steamroller ;] but i didnt get high! One of the girls freaked out cause her mother came but then we drove away

This was another zombie dream -_-. Im guessing in my dream i went back to some apartment with one of the girls i was smoking with and the zombie apocolaypse somehow came into this dream too... ANYWAYS we ended up locking all the doors and we made a hole in the floor so we could get all through the apartment and we had to monkey bar kinda swing to get back up. we ended up trying to flood the building for some reason. I ended up going ALLLLLL the way down to the basement and then I heard a familiar voice of my best friends ex girlfriend who i mentioned in my DJ before who happens to be the dumbest bitchiest girl. well she calls me up and i go up the basement stairs and low and behold im in my meme's house and i can see my cousin and her in the kitchen with the front door open and theres zombies allllllll in the front lawn. my friends ex says "HEY LOOK ITS &*@%$ ($^!$% !" (some girl that killed herself in reallife =/) and she was ontop of the screen house in my front lawn and there were a bunch of people trapped in it. For some reason the zombies couldent get in there and i scanned other peoples lawns and most of the zombies had Yellow and Red robes on sorta like resident evil 4! sooooo i slammed the door shut and i was like fuuuuuck this. but my friends ex being dumb as usual said "MY MOM AND DAD IS OUT THERE AND I KNOW THERE NOT ZOMBIES SOOOO IM KEEPING THE DOOR OPEN!" yet i see them eating somebody -_- i hate dumb DC's that make everything scarier. and at that point i woke up.

-May 12th-

barely any recall... =[

all i can remember is me spilling hot coffee on myself and it hurting and then getting mad about ruining my pants.

-May 13th-

very very fragmented but i remember a good number of parts!

-I remember i was at some fair thing and i was looking for this girl that ive had a thing for for a while and I ended upnot rememebering if i did or didnt

-The next one was me going up this apartment and i meet a friend named haylee from school and she takes me to one of the upper floors to a party and i end up meeting some of her friends and they were pretty cool

-After that I remember something really awkward happening in the room but i cant recall it at all.

I think my dreams are being affected by me sleeping on my friends couch lately ='/

-may 16th-

no recall whatso ever =*[

found out a mantra before sleep will help me remember my dreams.

-may 17th-

Started off with me at some hockey game with this girl named bre and she wanted something to drink so i started searching around for change and this girl named haylee gave me 3$ but all of a sudden after that the dream switched to me having sex with some pornstar i forgot her name =[ and my meme walks in on me >.>.

The next part of the dream i was in some class room and there was kids riding there bikes in the hall ways it was weird. we were also using monopoly money to go on a plane to some club? we finally got tothe club and everyone in the club is naked and covered in gold paint. my friend insists that he left a key under some garden gnome in the club but he never finds it xD

-may 20th-

pretty vivid and amazing dream =]

I got a street bike and i was just whiping around in it all over the place and it was pretty realistic with the clutch and stuff. i ended up getting off of it and doing other stuff and messing with bouncy balls walking down my friends street. for some odd reason there were alllllllllllllllllllllot of people around. the dream ended up switching over to me gliding down on a hang glide thing going towards some floating rock in the middle of the ocean sorta like the mountains in avatar!

-may 31st-

finally had a lucid lastnight even tho it was a complete failure.

Dream was all around weird and very fragmented in the beginning but i was walking around with a backpack full of beer and i kept stumbleing around and my 10th grade english teacher pulled over next to me and my friend and said to throw the beer in her trunk with he rbeer and we could go with her. we did and halfway on the drive to who knows where my friend was like "brandon your so gay" so i was thinking i want to fucking hit him so i checked if i was dreaming and i was and i became estatic and i told myself to calm down and i started rubbing my hands together and it wasnt working so i closed my eyes for a bit and opened them and it worked so i decked him in the face but then i cant recall what happened after that.

Congrats on your lucid :)
Hope to hear of many many more!

thank you i havent had one since then but im trying and i cant recall any of them =/

hoping for one tonight

june 7th


It started with me in school and my friend steph told me to go to her grad party so i got in line and cut a bunch of people so i could get the lunch food while it was still hot and it turned out to be chicken and mac and cheese yummmm. the lunch lady started calling me racist and stuff i was getting mad because im not what so ever. i ended getting in my brothers car and driving to stephs grad party but i forgot i was supposed to go to this other girls party so i started freaking out and the dream got really fuzzy from there on

-June 19th-

Sorry but ive been having a loooooot of dry spells lately and horrrrible recall so i havent been updating. Ive recently stumbled upon Binaural Beats and the lucid dream one worked some sort of magic =]

Idk if this was some sort of false awakening but i kept zoning in an out feeling the couch on my back and stuff and on an off hearing the beat from the headphones...but i felt really weird like i usually do when i know a dream is coming on. All of a sudden im in a huuuuuge jail and im trying to figure out why i was here and how i could get out. the dream transitioned to me being out in the yard with a buncha inmates and the blonde haired guy from the movie the NEW GUY busted through the prison gates with a sick car and told me to take it and get outta here so i did. too bad i drove into a ditch and started crawling through the prisons shit pipes to get to freedom. I finally reached the exit and i woke up.

the Beats helped a lot and the dream was really really vivid