Thread: Burke's Dream Journal

Five Dollar Sodas!

Location: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (map Bailout)/Living room

(Rating)***

I was a butler of some sort for an extremely selfish rich person on the Modern Warfare 2 map Bailout. He somehow got the idea of selling sodas to people for 500% what it normally should have been. Then, he suddenly fell off the roof above my while sitting in the feeble position in a small black box. Luckily, another butler ran over and put a pillow beneath him so we wouldn't get hurt. Of course, we all rushed to his side to make sure he was O.K. Then, as i walked around the corner, there were a bunch of girls on a roller derby team getting ready for a game, and they all looked really tired. Knowing it would please my "master" I tried to sell then sodas for $1.50 each.

I then appeared in my living room with the rich guy sitting in the recliner. He said to me, "I said 500%" (referring to the price of sodas) and i replied, "I thought you said 100%" but he just sat back and went to sleep. I then walked into the kitchen and right as i walked around the corner I woke up

Levitation

Location: Some building

(Rating) *****

Why 5 starts you may ask? well, it was really short but it was my first LD

I was walking around in a building of some sort and i suddenly realized with no reason whatsoever, that I was dreaming! I tried not to get to excited since I remember I might wake up, but I didn't stabilize it at all. Instead I immediately tried to fly and floated a few feet above the ground until falling back down. (The rest is pretty fuzzy and I'm pretty sure i lost lucidity. I didn't write the rest down (stupid me!) but i still remember that first part)

"Hello, 911, What is your emergency?"

Location: My kitchen

Rating ** (Importance *****)

I was sitting in my kitchen and my mom told me something that made me call 911. Right as the operator answered, "Hello, 911, what is your emergency?" I hung up. My cell phone then vibrated and when i looked at it, it said "1 new txt message." When i read the message it said something like, "Police and ambulance on the way. Hung up on 911" I then redialed 911 but hung up after 2 rings, and then woke up.

The reason this is important to me is because when i was little (like 5 or 6) my dad told me to call the next door neighbors to see if my sister would come home. When i finished dialing the number a woman with the same voice in my dream answered, "Hello, 911, what is your emergency?" I said nothing, I just stood there scared (Granted i was 5) and she kept saying, "Hello?" I then hung up and they sent a police car to my house . The police officer asked me if i called 911 by mistake and i nodded my head. He then had a long talk to me about abusing 911, which i remember nothing of. (My parents told me that part)

What Happened New York City!?

Location: NYC (future?)

Rating(****)

(I preform in our local jazz band. I play trumpet and our conductor is named Mr. DemauroMe and our jazz band were playing in what i believe must be future New York City. (I say future because there were waterfalls around the statue of liberty, which were held back by dams, and were apparently cause by some global flooding) We start out by playing a song and there is only me, another trombone player, and 2 sax players. Where the others were, i had no idea.

We finished playing a song and like 5 people that were listening started clapping. We then appeared on top of a dam for some reason with water flowing underneath it. Mr. D (Short for demauro) asked me that, when i go back in time, to throw him a birthday party. (turns out his birthday is actually in 3 days ) A Door behind us then flies open and we try to put some of those little rubber stoppers in it so it wouldn't close. It was once we did this that I woke up.

Jason, Go Get Your Horse!

Location: A College or large school of some sort

Rating: ***

I am in some sort of college classrom, and my 7th grade math teacher, Mr. Chawgo, also our baseball coach, is teaching some sort of class. It was either world history or some type of math. Nobody was doing anything. I start hearing something like a horse naying outside. We were all just sitting there, and Mr. Chawgo was lying back in his wheelie chair when our assistant principal walks in. He says, "Whose horse is that?" Jason says it's his, so i look out the window, and sure enough, theres a brown horse tied to a post with a bunch of cars parked all around it. It keeps making noise and trying to get away, but the cars just beep their horns at it.

We all decide to walk downstairs, and grab some baseballs and baseball gloves. Mr. Chawgo hurls one at me from 15 feet away and, even though i haven't played baseball in 8 years, i manage to catch it perfectly. We then start walking down my high school gym hallway, and as we xit, we are just outside what appears to be my sisters college. As we round the corner the assistant principal walks up and tells Jason he needs to get his horse. He says O.K. and goes to get it. I then see some sort of sign with a diagram of the school and the boundries / roads round it. It looked like a the white house from above, only flat and not as fancy. I also shows where we are and where Jason's hose is, which is when i then woke up.

This one is pretty R rated. i.e. lots of sex over 3 LDs

Spoiler for Inappropriate:

Octagonal Sex (Not What You Think)

Location: Some weird octagon like UFC

Rating ***** (Fun!!)

I was in some weird octagon with 2 other people having sex. Since that was really out of the ordinary i suddenly became Lucid! Some random really hot chick came over and stepped inside of the octagon. We continued to have sex with each other and I couldn't really feel anything which disappointed me. I suddenley felt a sudden rush of feeling (orgasm) and woke up

I awoke still with my eyes closed and in my comfortable position. I decided, since my eyelids were still dark, i would try to DEILD. I don't really remember anything, but then BAM! I'm back in my dream fully aware, and that chick was still there, and she still wanted to have sex. Lucky me! we continued to do it for about one minute, only this time i felt eveyrthing, and didn't wake up right away. About one minute into this, I woke up again . I decided i might as well tyr another DEILD since i am in the 90 day DEILD project.

I kept my eyes closed, didn't move at all, and suddenley I was rushed back into the same dream. M and the women finished our little affair and she left. I started thinking about what i should do next, when i remembered the May TotM. I tried to find a flower, but after about 30 seconds of searching, I woke up for the final time. I decided to count it as 3 LDs since i woke between each dream

Cinnamon Coffee Rolls

Location: High School Lunch Room

Rating ***

I was sitting in the lunch room in my high school talking with some friends when i decided to go to the vending machine and get some food. When i walked over, all the usual things were in there. Chips, pop tarts and a couple danishes. But then i noticed something new. There were cinnamon coffee rolls for 38 cents! I had 50 cents with me so i decided to buy one, and it was amazing. Never tasted a cinnamon roll so good in my life. After I finished eating it, I had a FA, in which i looked at the clock, it said 3:17, and i decided to go back to bed.



When i was back in the dream, i noticed that the rolls were now 62 cents, so i asked around the lunch room for 50 cents, since i still had 12 leftover from the earlier purchase. After asking about 10 peopl, my friend Alec gave me 2 quarters and gave me a hg. I then ran back to buy one, but they were all gone! I was so sad that I woke up.

Nothing last night, which was kind of annoying, but anyway, I guess I'll write about one of the first recurring nightmares i had as a kid, before i learned how to wake up form them.

Location: Back alley by a lake

Rating * (It was a nightmare )

I was walking down the street minding my own business, not sure exactly where i was going, but i know i was walking away form Oneida Lake in central New York. Nothing was out of the ordinary, a few cars were driving by and there were several other people walking along the street. I then heard some female scream as if she was terrified of something, and when i turned around, i saw a man with a gun chasing her. He then noticed i was looking at him, and started chasing me! I quickly turned to my right and ran down an alley where there were large cardboard boxes that i could fit into. Granted i was only 8, so there wasn't much of me that had to fit. I tried hiding in one of the boxes but the gunman ran over and threw the box away. I was petrified and I couldn't move. I somehow then managed to get up and run out of the alley, while the gunman just stood there.

I thought i had got away when i felt a strong push from behind me and i lay face down in the gutter. It is now that a crowd of people form around my body and i start seeing things form a 3rd person view from above and behind the crowd. I could see a hole in my back and blood dripping from it, and I also saw the gunman turn away and run. Nobody said anything and no one tried to chase down the gunman. It was about this point that i saw a very bright white light and could hear the voices and screams fading. All throughout this i felt no pain, only a strong sadness that almost made me cry. It was about 5 seconds after i saw the light that I woke p all sweaty and with a pain in my back. I quickly got up and ran to the mirror expecting to see a bullet hole, but i was 100% fine.

P.S. 100th post

Burn Zombie, Burn!

Location: Northern Mexico

Rating *****

I was at a campsite in northern Mexico. After starting to walk out of the camp, i found my view completely covered by a map of where i was in northern Mexico. I was right next to a river, which i noticed after i stopped seeing the map. I saw a horse hitched to a post next to me, and decided I would try to ride it. Right was i got on the horse, a fit, tired looking Mexican man came over to me and told me to follow him. I continued to follow him for a few minutes along an old dirt path which led to an old, western style town with large cement walls all around it.

We started riding through the town, and it seems deserted. As we exited, i got off my horse and started following the man on foot. I then looked at my hand, and there were all 5 fingers on each hand, but my right index finger was half gone, down to a little stub. I quesitoned this and yelled, "Am I dreaming? Is this a dream!? I am dreaming!"

"Sweet!", i thought to myself. "What should i do?" I started thinking. I the decided to stabalize the dream by rubbing my hands, even though there was nothing really wrong with it in the first place. It was then that the horses started going crazy and the Mexican man yelled, "Look out!" I turned around, and there was a zombie running towards me, with a pale, white face and eyes as dark as could be. He stopped about 5 feet away from me and started screaming in a low, ghost like shriek that hurt my ears. It was then that the Lucid TotM popped into my mind, use pyrokinesis, so i yelled, "FIRE!" and pushed my arms out, trying to "push" the fire at the zombie, but nothing came out.

I was starting to think, "how can i get fire to come out?" It was then that i noticed the zombie screaming in agony, not trying to intimidate me this time. I tried to use fire again, and yelled as loud as i cou;d, "Burn Zombie!! FIRE!!!" This time i held my arms out in a Dragon Ball Z type thing, and noticed a large light spot on the zombie, as if somebody was shining a spotlight where i was trying to burn him. I was a little confused by this, but i just went with it and the zombie started slowly falling to the ground, singed as if there really were fire. It was once he was dead that suddenly, fire appeared! And i could control it!

I could feel no pain, only a soothing warmness where the fire was. I played around a little bit, amazed that i wasn't getting burned, even though i knew it was a dream. I started walking along the path again juggling fire balls, which I definitely can't do in real life. That goes for the Fire conjuring/controling as well as juggling. After about 2 minutes of amusing myself with the fire, i noticed somebody having trouble at his campsite. I walked over and noticed a campfire going, a tent, a picnic table, and a Coleman Grill. He was having toruble lighting it, even though there was a campfire behind him, and the fact that he had a lighter in his hands. I walked over, asked him if he needed any help, and he replied, "Yea man, i need to heat up these beans I got here." I then noticed a can of beans next to his stove. I said, "Stand back," and lit the gril for him. He proceeded to thank me and asked if I wanted anything in return, But before i could think of anything, I woke up.


(I miss the old Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Nothing last night I never seem to remember a dream the night after I have a lucid.

Epic Fail!

Location: My friends car in my home town

Rating *

I was in my friend Jake's car sitting in the back seat. My other friend was sitting in the passenger side seat writing in a journal. I look over and notice he's is writing about lucid dreaming! I told him, "Hey, you in to lucid dreaming now?" He replied, "Not really. Just writing a dream i had where i could control stuff."
"Oh, okay" i replied, a little disappointed. The part that was fail was, I didn't become lucid. I was so angry with myself when i woke up, and more annoyed when it was the only dream i could remember from that night.

Mmm... Wheat Thins

Location: Global class at school

Rating **

The dream started off with my global teacher handing out a packet that we hand to finish by the end of class, which was on a movie we were watching. I asked if I could go to the bathroom and she said, "Sure, just sign out," so I did and proceeded to the bathroom. The dream then skipped ahead about 30 minutes and when I came back I was the only one in the classroom. I sat in the desk next to her desk (which is where it was at the beginning of the semester) and started talking to her while drinking a bottle of soda i had apparently bought. We had a little bit of mindless conversation which i don't quite remember the details of, but she then asked me, "Shouldn't you finish you packet?" So i responded, "Oh yeah, I forgot about that."

So, before I went back to my seat, I bought a 100 calorie pack of wheat things from a vending machine that was apparently on her desk. I walked over to my desk on the opposite side of the room, where it is currently in waking life. I sat down, and started watching the movie. For some reason it was about a group of 4 or 5 people who were entering a rap competition, which was weird because I personally hate rap. After watching it for a minute or two, I opened my wheat thins and noticed there was much less than usual. This made me kind of annoyed so I grabbed one and ate it. The thing is, it tasted exactly like it did in real life, so I didn't really have a chance to become lucid I looked back at the movie and noticed that the 4 rappers were in a bathroom stall for some reason just talking in private. I turns out that their heads were replaced by the little graham sandwiches you can get. They were all yelling, "What happened!?" "Why is my head a graham cracker!?" Which, at this point, I woke up.


Wheat Thins ^^