Thread: DV Quotes

Originally Posted by saltyseedog

he drew I them while I high I think. I've made really good drawings while high before.

Hey salty....luckily I can use my original quote for the exact wording.

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Originally Posted by Robot_Butler

I find the save button... for the real world.

If only that were possible.

Originally Posted by Original Poster

I tend to avoid darker brew because it upsets my stomach, but I did have an oatmeal stout once that made me cream my pants.

That just happened.

You've never heard the expression, "cream my pants" before? Like when you see a sexy mustang drive by, or a preview for a really cool looking movie and say "I just creamed my pants!" No?

Originally Posted by Original Poster

You've never heard the expression, "cream my pants" before? Like when you see a sexy mustang drive by, or a preview for a really cool looking movie and say "I just creamed my pants!" No?

Jizzed myself, yes....creamed my pants...yes, but from women. So the first thing I imagine is you taking a wet dump on yourself from the beer.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I picked this from my garden today and then I ated it.

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You sound like my friend's daughter.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

So quit being scared and just poop an egg. I'm gonna and I don't care if I crap my pants for real. That will just make the story even better. Plus I'll probably wake up before having an accident. Maybe probably.

Yes, task of the month at it's best xD

Quote Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue
So quit being scared and just poop an egg. I'm gonna and I don't care if I crap my pants for real. That will just make the story even better. Plus I'll probably wake up before having an accident. Maybe probably.
Yes, task of the month at it's best

i just dreamed we (girls,children?) were sitting on a wooden box with little holes for pooping. a teacher was about to move it, and i screamed - don't, i'm pooping!

the wierdness...

anyway i often get references to my dreams in near future.

Haha wow. You know another staff member here had a poop box dream once. Like she was wandering around her room, looking for one that was just right.

This was my favourite quote from the troll abcde. Ahh, I miss that guy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Originally Posted by abcde

R u a natural?? If not don't speak to me like that son

In regard to "What does your username mean?":

Originally Posted by Original Poster

Mine means peace and chicken in Chinese.

Originally Posted by melanieb

I, from now on, will know you as PeaceChicken.

Well this happened...

[06/07/2014 18:16:36] Jack Snow: i jus invented something...
[06/07/2014 18:16:36] Jack Snow: its genius
[06/07/2014 18:16:38] Anju: what?
[06/07/2014 18:16:57] Jack Snow: boob pockets!
[06/07/2014 18:17:04] Jack Snow:
[06/07/2014 18:17:32] Anju: for what?
[06/07/2014 18:17:35] Jack Snow: requires surgery
[06/07/2014 18:17:40] Jack Snow: for anything
[06/07/2014 18:17:44] Jack Snow: phones
[06/07/2014 18:17:47] Jack Snow: money
[06/07/2014 18:18:07] Jack Snow: uh, cosmetic stuff
[06/07/2014 18:18:10] Jack Snow: lipstick
[06/07/2014 18:18:26] Anju: a lot of women keep stuff in their bra
[06/07/2014 18:18:33] Anju: like money
[06/07/2014 18:18:45] Jack Snow: ik but i mean inside deh boob
[06/07/2014 18:18:48] Jack Snow: itself
[06/07/2014 18:18:57] Anju: creepy
[06/07/2014 18:19:06] Jack Snow: yeh its really awful
[06/07/2014 18:19:30] Jack Snow: but someone would probably do it
[06/07/2014 18:19:36] Jack Snow: someone crazy enough
[06/07/2014 18:19:38] Anju: uh oh
[06/07/2014 18:19:58] Jack Snow: someone who wants deflated looking boobs
[06/07/2014 18:20:01] Jack Snow: lol
[06/07/2014 18:20:13] Sjoerd (ShaBroo/Shabby): >_______________________>
[06/07/2014 18:20:16] Sjoerd (ShaBroo/Shabby): this is weird
[06/07/2014 18:20:32] Jack Snow: yeh ok il leave that there
[06/07/2014 18:20:44] Jack Snow: its done
[06/07/2014 18:20:48] Jack Snow: im done
[06/07/2014 18:21:33] Anju: :x
[06/07/2014 18:22:04] Jack Snow: Jack Snow deletes the evidence
[06/07/2014 18:22:53] Jack Snow: where were we?
[06/07/2014 18:23:03] Anju: what evidence?
[06/07/2014 18:23:09] Anju: it’s still here

POOPIE

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wow really...i am so good at this internet thing!!!!!!

Look out for it. Some pretty gold quotes right here. lol

Originally Posted by Neo Neo

However since the name "brontosaurus" had already been in use for some time, the name just stuck to it in popular culture. Plus it sounds more cool than saying apatosaurus lol

Neo Neo thinks that because "apatosaurus" doesn't sound as kool, Therefore "brontosauras" remains in science.

Originally Posted by Juroara

The Catholic church has NO NEED to be against evolution

Juroara wants to use the catholic church to support evolutionary theory. Despite the fact that the theology of catholicism directly contradicts the bible.

Originally Posted by Alric

well known one is with fruit flies that were split into two groups, and they were fed slightly different diets. After many generations they were put back together and it was found that the vast majority of the flies would only mate with other flies that were in the same subgroup as they were. Seeing how the thing that separates one species from another is the ability to mate and produce offspring, this would be the first step in two separate species branching off from each other

Alric seems to believe that forcing fruit flies to mutate into two different groups consitutes as two different kinds of animals. Therefore supporting macro evolution.

Originally Posted by Deanstar

Look out for it. Some pretty gold quotes right here. lol

So you quoted things from other members that you don't agree with, then explained each one.

Lol, somebody so self-absorbed that they expect the whole world to find what they find so funny that funny too. Living in your own world can have its benefits I suppose, I mean you never have to be wrong, and who wants to be wrong am I right? Take it from somebody like me who lives in his own world too, it's awesome! I never want to open my mind!

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

So you quoted things from other members that you don't agree with, then explained each one.

you dont say......

Originally Posted by snoop

Lol, somebody so self-absorbed that they expect the whole world to find what they find so funny that funny too. Living in your own world can have its benefits I suppose, I mean you never have to be wrong, and who wants to be wrong am I right? Take it from somebody like me who lives in his own world too, it's awesome! I never want to open my mind!

yeah my mistake, I keep reverting back to this idea that people are not messed up. I guess I am looking to the future in which people are more level headed again. For now I'll just laugh at my own jokes.

Originally Posted by snoop

Lol, somebody so self-absorbed that they expect the whole world to find what they find so funny that funny too. Living in your own world can have its benefits I suppose, I mean you never have to be wrong, and who wants to be wrong am I right? Take it from somebody like me who lives in his own world too, it's awesome! I never want to open my mind!

To be fair, this forum is kinda about living inside your own mind, in a way At least he has that going for himself. You'll probably have amazing LD control, if you only ever believe what you feel like believing.

Thought this one deserved a mention!

Originally Posted by dolphin

Yes, I was trying to fish in the toilet. That's where my dream control is right now!