Thread: DV Quotes

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

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HA!! That's really funny. Did you make it up though?

No

That's why it's a quote.

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/lol

HAHA damn that's horrible, is that from bash?

I love Mr. <drunk>

[DV Chat]: Tam has entered at 11:26 pm
[Tam] 11:26 pm: well this is neat
[Man of Steel] 11:27 pm: Tam?
[Tam] 11:27 pm: hello strangers
[Man of Steel] 11:28 pm: Tom, are you trying to not-so-cleverly circumvent a ban, maybe?
[Tam] 11:28 pm: NotTomofNotForks = Mark so that was already taken ):
[Tam] 11:28 pm: well it wasn't taken on this website
[Tam] 11:28 pm: but I wouldn't want to confuse people
[Tam] 11:29 pm: I found out something real interesting about getting banned and how easy it is to avoid it
[Tam] 11:29 pm: don't even have to change your ip
[Tam] 11:29 pm: how convienent
[Man of Steel] 11:29 pm: Really?
[Man of Steel] 11:29 pm: How interesting.
[Man of Steel] 11:30 pm: Do tell me before I kick you out of chat and ban you again.
[Tam] 11:30 pm: ok
[Tam] 11:30 pm: first you take a gun and point it at your head
*banned*
[DV Chat]: Tam has left at 11:31 pm

[DV Chat]: TheRealMark75 has entered at 11:38 pm
[TheRealMark75] 11:38 pm: please don't do that it's midly annoying
[Man of Steel] 11:38 pm: For crying out loud.
[TheRealMark75] 11:38 pm: plus I had a real hard time thinking of ANOTHER name
*banned*
[DV Chat]: TheRealMark75 has left at 11:38 pm

Spoiler for continued:

[DV Chat]: dillweed has entered at 11:43 pm
[dillweed] 11:43 pm: oh hello there
[Man of Steel] 11:43 pm: Tom again?
[dillweed] 11:43 pm: tom?
[Man of Steel] 11:43 pm: I can go all day, you know.
[dillweed] 11:44 pm: I can't I'll get bored
[Man of Steel] 11:47 pm: Bye bye.
*banned*
[DV Chat]: dillweed has left at 11:47 pm

[DV Chat]: dougnut has entered at 11:50 pm
[dougnut] 11:50 pm: I forgot the h in my name
[dougnut] 11:50 pm: oh well
[dougnut] 11:50 pm: yum
[dougnut] 11:50 pm: actually I'm eating a doughnut
[dougnut] 11:50 pm: pretty cool huh?
[Man of Steel] 11:51 pm: I banned you almost the instant you entered chat this time.
[dougnut] 11:51 pm: they're pretty tasty!
[Man of Steel] 11:51 pm: I'M GETTING FASTER!
[dougnut] 11:51 pm: uh.. you did?
[dougnut] 11:51 pm: I left and came back
[dougnut] 11:51 pm: and I was still here
[dougnut] 11:51 pm: which made me go "wow"
*banned* Mos: "What next, coffee?"
[DV Chat]: dougnut has left at 11:51 pm

[DV Chat]: ClouDn*gg*r has entered at 11:57 pm
[ClouDn*gg*r] 11:57 pm: DANCE WITH ME DILLWEED
[ClouDn*gg*r] 11:57 pm: http://www.mylazy*******.com
[Man of Steel] 11:57 pm: Banned already, beat you that time.
[ClouDn*gg*r] 11:57 pm: rofl
[ClouDn*gg*r] 11:57 pm: neato
*banned*
[DV Chat]: ClouDn*gg*r has left at 11:57 pm

Condensed version.

[harvey123456] 8:50 pm: Are any of you people Jewish?
[Walms] 8:51 pm: I'm not.
[Semja] 8:51 pm: im not
[harvey123456] 8:51 pm: Nobody's perfect

A-grade humour.

I keep getting drive-by quoted.

sorry

Edited for the safety of the user being quoted.

[noxincane] 4:43 pm: are you admin?
[noxincane] 4:43 pm: I need a admin
[ExoByte] 4:43 pm: Sure. Whats up?
[noxincane] 4:44 pm: are you 0.o?
[ExoByte] 4:44 pm: I am in my mind
[ExoByte] 4:44 pm: Is that enough?
[noxincane] 4:44 pm: sure
[noxincane] 4:44 pm: I have a problem with my password
[noxincane] 4:44 pm: I am pretty sure its <EDITED> but it doesn't seem to be working
[ExoByte] 4:45 pm: Im pretty sure you just said that in public chat

LOL xD

You know, in a game I used to play, they had to add a thing to the game software to stop you from saying your password in public chats. Too many people beign scammed.

Lesson of the day: human beings are stupid.

Originally Posted by Kromoh

LOL xD

You know, in a game I used to play, they had to add a thing to the game software to stop you from saying your password in public chats. Too many people beign scammed.

Lesson of the day: human beings are stupid.

More like the lesson that is never learned.

... because human beings are stupid xD

OR it could be: Scamming never ceases to work, go for it.

Originally Posted by Chat

[HyperNova] 1:02 pm: I prefer to beat the living shit out of them rather than shoot them from afar
[guerilla] 1:03 pm: Echo, Hyper purposefully ruins peoples moods, just ignore him, he pushes buttons on purpose
****[Seismosaur] 1:03 pm: He gets all passive Agressive
[ClouD] 1:03 pm: lulz
****[Seismosaur] 1:03 pm: OH WAT U SAY
[ClouD] 1:03 pm: you're retarded.
[EchoSun13] 1:03 pm: Ahhhh bye good happy mood
[ClouD] 1:03 pm: GAOUT
[guerilla] 1:03 pm: Hyper, your a loser really
****[Seismosaur] 1:03 pm: If you want to get into a "my dick is bigger" contest you set yourself up for fail
[HyperNova] 1:03 pm: No shit guerilla
[HyperNova] 1:03 pm: Though at least I'm not a balding faggot
[guerilla] 1:04 pm: I don't go OMG YOU LIKE GIRLS OMG THATS EVIL LETS STONE YOU TO DEATH
[ClouD] 1:04 pm: ...lul
[ClouD] 1:04 pm: i got stoned to death, once
[guerilla] 1:04 pm: ill stone myself to death, with my weed
****[Grod] 1:04 pm: lulz
[guerilla] 1:04 pm: thank you very much
****[Grod] 1:04 pm: this will be good
****[Seismosaur] 1:04 pm: Well that's because it's what is supposed to happen
[guerilla] 1:04 pm: a balding faggot? im not balding, im thinning, and im not gay, im bi..get your shit straight
[EchoSun13] 1:04 pm: im homesick....
****[Grod] 1:05 pm: everyone here is bi
[guerilla] 1:05 pm: away from home?
****[Grod] 1:05 pm: seriously
[EchoSun13] 1:05 pm: not me
[harvey123456] 1:05 pm: Fuckoff.
[HyperNova] 1:05 pm: Thinning bi is just a fancy word for Balding Faggot
[harvey123456] 1:05 pm: lul
[EchoSun13] 1:05 pm: Yes
****[Seismosaur] 1:05 pm: Wrong: 8===><====3
Right: ()===3
[guerilla] 1:05 pm: most humans are bi i guess
[ClouD] 1:05 pm: lulllllllll
[guerilla] 1:05 pm: Hyper, go buy a gun, and shoot yourself with it
[HyperNova] 1:05 pm: Like Artist is a fancy word for unemployed
[harvey123456] 1:05 pm: Lul.
[ClouD] 1:05 pm: i shot myself, once
[HyperNova] 1:05 pm: I would
[harvey123456] 1:05 pm: Hes on fire.
[HyperNova] 1:05 pm: Cept I can't buy myself a gun
[guerilla] 1:05 pm: do it hyper
[guerilla] 1:05 pm: and take picutres
[EchoSun13] 1:05 pm: Are you seroius!!!!!
[ClouD] 1:05 pm: how is that gonna work
[HyperNova] 1:05 pm: I'm already suicidle...
[guerilla] 1:05 pm: i wanna see the bullet exit your head hyper
[HyperNova] 1:06 pm: so it makes no difference what you say
[HyperNova] 1:06 pm: *suicidle
[ClouD] 1:06 pm: with a picture?
[guerilla] 1:06 pm: suicidal.
[harvey123456] 1:06 pm: Fuck your family, you fucking faggot, Guerilla.
[guerilla] 1:06 pm: get it straight homophobe
[harvey123456] 1:06 pm: Haha.
[ClouD] 1:06 pm: must multishot
[ClouD] 1:06 pm: i use nokia
[HyperNova] 1:06 pm: I'll make sure I round up some ass bandits first
[HyperNova] 1:06 pm: and burn them
[harvey123456] 1:06 pm: lul.
[guerilla] 1:06 pm: harvey, that was uncalled for
[ClouD] 1:06 pm: pick me, pick me!

.

More people fighting... hurray?

(I think not.)

Are you kidding?

That wasn't even the Climax!

You should come get in on the fun!

Yea, that was fun

only next time lets gang up on someone besides me.

Why did you star next to my name and yours?

I didn't.

I didn't notice that it paste those in until after I posted it.

Because stars are for uncool people

j/k

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

You're a serial rapist/murderer's dream come true.

lol thanks Xaqaria

[LucidM!nds] 2:37 pm: hello
[LucidM!nds] 2:37 pm: again
[psychology student] 2:37 pm: Hello
[psychology student] 2:37 pm: How is everyone?
[LucidM!nds] 2:37 pm: *looks around*...Everyone?
[LucidM!nds] 2:38 pm: I'm okay, yourself?
[psychology student] 2:38 pm: I am always ok.
[LucidM!nds] 2:38 pm: that's good.
[LucidM!nds] 2:38 pm: What's it like in your part of the world??
[LucidM!nds] 2:41 pm: .
[psychology student] 2:41 pm: very fun.
[psychology student] 2:41 pm: I see you like my avatar.
[LucidM!nds] 2:42 pm: Yes, it's nice.
[LucidM!nds] 2:43 pm: Do you know any nudists?
[LucidM!nds] 2:43 pm: Reason I ask is...well, I'm thinking of joining a nudist colony.
[LucidM!nds] 2:43 pm: But I'm concerned of their....ethic standard...
[psychology student] 2:44 pm: I looked in my Christian newsletter, but I couldn't find any
adverts there.
[psychology student] 2:44 pm: So, no I don't know any.
[psychology student] 2:44 pm: Unless you count my uncle fred.
[psychology student] 2:44 pm: Although I suppose he doesn't count
[psychology student] 2:45 pm: thinking of the schizophrenia and all.
[DV Chat]: LucidM!nds has left at 2:46 pm
[psychology student] 2:47 pm: lulz.
[psychology student] 2:47 pm: I guess he didn;t get the joke.

Lol. PS is one funny bastard.

Harvey and him are equal, I'd say.

Originally Posted by harvey123456

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Lol. PS is one funny bastard.

...wait.

[Dreamhope11] 12:35 am: Noo harvey
[Dreamhope11] 12:35 am: Dont leave me here
[harvey123456] 12:35 am: Ok, I'll stay for 20 minutes.
[DV Chat]: harvey123456 has left at 12:35 am
[Dreamhope11] 12:35 am: NOoo
[Dreamhope11] 12:35 am: he lied
[ClouD] 12:35 am: hahahahaha
[ClouD] 12:36 am: WHAT A FUCKING WIN

Harvey is made of win and lulz.