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      Quote Originally Posted by Casualtie View Post
      Thats so freakin' trippy! I want to have dreams like yours. Do you have crazy psychedelic world dreams often?[/b]
      not often, I only had a few of those. What is interesting about this one, is that it started as a long boring non lucid, and the second I became lucid the dream became a 100 times more vivid, and very fast paced. I flew, then jumped from a huge height into the night sky, and ended up in this trippy world that was incredibly colorful. I can't really describe it because it was so different from anything I know, but the closest thing I can think of is a colorful under-water rift full of strange corals, plants and creatures ( but this wasn't under-water ). The lucid experience lasted only five minutes, but it was so great, I think it was one of the best experiences of my life.
      BTW When it was my turn to talk to the wise-man, I asked him "how can I find the magical land?" Then he flattened into a 2D shape, and I woke up. I think I woke up simply because it was the end of the REM period, because like I said it started as a long non lucid.
      I still consider myself an LD novice, and this kind of experience really encourages me keep practicing.
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      Heheh, there are a lot of funny quotes in this thread.

      I'm not embodied, but I'm kind of looking at the scene as if from a camera angle; the world is animated and looks just like the Simpsons animation. Bart and Lisa are jumping on the bed shrieking happily, then the camera scrolls to the side, where Homer is also jumping on the bed :yumdumdoodledum: , giggling with obvious pleasure. A thick book falls off the bookcase and conks Homer on the head. He gets angry and throws it out the window screaming, "MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER F***ER!" I look out the window, and am able to see the title of the book... A christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens.

      When I woke up after this dream I just sat up, and laughed for a minute or so.

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      Quote Originally Posted by BillyBob_001 View Post
      This should be a sticky
      This post has inspired me to talk to my DC's before I fuck them[/b]

      haha!
      Thing is, thats so true!

      OK, last night I had my first LD.
      I walk into my parents room, and my parents are sleeping, but for some fucking reason, my friend is flying around the room.

      Me: What the fuck are you doing?

      Friend: Pulling weeds

      Me: wahahaha! My subconsious is so stupid!

      Friend: I know you are, but what am I?
      You're not an astronaut.

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      Unhappy

      2 nights ago....

      DC: Its Al Capone (the Chicago gangster of the 1920's but now in the Today Time)...i watch him in a room with a high cieling as he touches areas of the wall with a long pole....these areas are emanating celestial light....Al Capone DC exstatically rhapsodises poetically about the celestial nature of what he sees...hmmmmm

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      I asked a DC if he had anything to tell me. He pondered the question for a moment, and said:

      "If a general goes into battle and has his army behind him in single file, then the perceived strength
      of his force is small; but if all his troops are flanked at his side, then his perceived strength is much
      greater"

      This was an obvious reference to challenges I have at work - and a suggestion on what political
      posture to take.
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      I realised I was lucid and asked my mom "Mom, how is it like to be a dream character... cause I'm dreaming..."
      Answer: "That worries me... I don't know if you can see my face, in that case..."

      The other day a dog was talking to me too, but I can't remember what it was saying... probably something funny as well!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Gwendolyn View Post
      You must've listened to Silverchair. A variation of that is in their lyrics.[/b]

      Not that I know of!

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      Me: wahahaha! My subconsious is so stupid!

      Friend: I know you are, but what am I?[/b]
      Maybe that proves they are your subconscious! Not something else as many people think.

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      this is a weird one...

      *opens a magazine*

      Magazine:

      "Hello, I'm Page 26. On this page, you will find the plans and pieces to build your own robber band powered model helicopter that really flies! To assemble the model, just punch out the pieces on this page and fit them together by number. Supplies required include the punch out pieces on this page, a pair of scissors, and a piece of tape."

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      Well, there was one thing that scared the %%%% outa me in a dream i had recently



      I'm sitting in a hospital and this random guy comes up to me and says

      "I'm hot, hotter then michael jackson at a slumber party for boy scouts"


      Lets just say that if i hadent woken up the dream might have taken a turn for the worse.
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      Quote Originally Posted by dodobird View Post
      Then he flattened into a 2D shape, and I woke up.[/b]
      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL :bravo:


      Quote Originally Posted by dodobird View Post
      this is a weird one...

      *opens a magazine*

      Magazine:

      "Hello, I'm Page 26. On this page, you will find the plans and pieces to build your own robber band powered model helicopter that really flies! To assemble the model, just punch out the pieces on this page and fit them together by number. Supplies required include the punch out pieces on this page, a pair of scissors, and a piece of tape."[/b]
      ROFL!!!!!!!!!& #33;!!!!!!!!!& #33;!!!!!!!!!& #33;!!!!!!!!!& #33;




      This is the best thread EVER!
      I will some day legally change my name to:

      "Simquatti Charles Moses Solomon Gunther Schmupak, Magical Ninja Reverend LXXIV"

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      Upon walking into a train station in my lucid, I saw a bald middle aged man standing in a queue (to buy a ticket?)

      Me: Hi, where is this?
      Him: My name's Fergie
      Me: Umm, where are you going?
      Him: To New Zealand
      Me: Are we in New Zealand?
      Him: No, of course not! Are you stupid??????

      Haha dream characters are so stupid!
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      Quote Originally Posted by 2Fruits View Post
      Upon walking into a train station in my lucid, I saw a bald middle aged man standing in a queue (to buy a ticket?)

      Me: Hi, where is this?
      Him: My name's Fergie
      Me: Umm, where are you going?
      Him: To New Zealand
      Me: Are we in New Zealand?
      Him: No, of course not! Are you stupid??????

      Haha dream characters are so stupid![/b]
      lol...

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      Quote Originally Posted by Volcon View Post
      "I'm hot, hotter then michael jackson at a slumber party for boy scouts"[/b]
      That just made my day.
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      Me: Why are you dating a midget?
      Ashton Kutcher DC: I'm going to let some feelings out here...
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      This is the best thread ever!

      1. I was with the cast of FRIENDS and Chandler was complaining about his birthday. He said, "I'm gonna be 9.5 this year, who wants to be nine and a half?" I thought, "Nine and a half...let's pick up a calculator!" So I multiplied 9.5 by 3.

      2. I ask, "Are you my DG?"

      He says, "No, I'm you're Friend Guide."

      I ask, "Can you help me find my DG?"

      I get an angry, "You can't find your DG through a Friend Guide!"

      3. Apparently, myself and few other people are selling Peeps. A man who looks like a plumber walks up.

      Him: Can I have a Peep?
      Me: "You can have one when the dream is over!"

      4. Me: "Take your clothes off."
      DC: "When?"
      Me: "Now! I probably don't have much dream left!"


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      what are Peeps?

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      Quote Originally Posted by tommo View Post
      what are Peeps?[/b]

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      Quote Originally Posted by Infraredkelp View Post
      [/b]
      and if duke nukem gets credit for a quote from one of my fave films, can i take credit for "every action has an equal and opposite reaction"
      cmon its well bad form for you to claim a quotation that wasnt said first by the person you are quoting its like saying
      "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,
      Or close the wall up with our English dead&#33;"
      and attributing it to kenneth brannagh

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      and if duke nukem gets credit for a quote from one of my fave films, can i take credit for "every action has an equal and opposite reaction"[/b]
      Sure&#33; Just rearrange the words and no one will ever know.
      Newton (none of you saw me type Einstein lol ) at conference - "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction"
      eightyape - "If an action is made, there is always an equal, opposite reaction.... SWIPE&#33;"

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      I know this topic has 14 pages but we need more these are really funny

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      In a dream I was intending to have sex, and so I was looking for someone to do it with. Then my friend catherine showed up there...

      Me: What are you doing here?
      Catherine DC: I wanna be part of a sandwich thing&#33;&#33;&#33;

      Of course I told her to go away cause I would feel bad to have sex with her in a dream...
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      Me: But officer, we have permission&#33;
      Police officer: No&#33; the streets are simply not safe to be riding round in paper cars.

      hehe, crazy police dude, this made me chuckle in the dream aswell, i&#39;m surprised i didn&#39;t induce a LD through this


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      Girl: "Hey, your boyfriend&#39;s really cute. Care if I make a move on him?"
      Me: "Nah, no problem."

      What made it even better was that the guy was really fugly. And if anyone came up to me and said that when I was awake, I would have slapped them silly&#33;
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      Lol. Can I make a move on your boyfriend?

      P.S. I&#39;m a guy

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