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      Oh, I don't remember any funny or really odd ones.

      But I do remember once I was terrified and was running away from the darkness that kept eating everything. Soon there was only me left, I thought. Then out of nowhere a DC appeared and started to run towards me and I tried to get to him as well. You know, kind of hoping that I would be safe or something. Suddenly he stopped and I started to panic since the darkness was so close to both of us. But he looked at the black mass and then at me and tried to calm me down. He said: "Don't worry. You are waking up now." I was so scared so I just throwed myself at him but his voice kept going like an echo. That's when I woke up.
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      Now I remember one very odd thing a DC said once!

      I tried to lift a lamb that was lying on several other lambs and they all kind of looked sick or even dead.
      This lamb suddenly said: "DON'T TOUCH ME!...I have aids..." That scared the shit out of me.
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      A guy started to sing to me, in my dream, "Little girl, put on a little dress, put on a little dress! "Little girl, put on a little dress!!"

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      A dream character and Follow detective in the TOTY dreams said to me about a working case, "Go home, get some rest and let someone else get some of the glory!" I sighed and then I went home. I was shot in my own home by someone that I use to know, in the dream right before I became lucid.

      TOTY DC: Blackbeard reminded me of Jim Cummings's Tigger. When I gave him the diamond, he was like, "Ahoy! I dunno wha' t' say!! I've gota bad rap. No one ne'er did this fer me but, I can nah loot it. ye 'ave it."

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      I had a dream where I want shopping with my mom and went to pick up a 24 pack of pop when the box ripped. The cans rolled all over the store everywhere. I was super embarrassed. Seriously, I just wanted to get in and get out of that place. I was wearing my "Planet Hollywood" hat. I was not really in the mood to a big scene, you know?
      This was when I turned to my mom and said rather loudly, "Great!! Why can't I get this stupid invisible cloak to work when I need it?!" I recall pretending to click my glove and throwing up my hands. This was when this little kid came up to us and began helping me to pick up the cans of soda. When he was done, I said thank you... then he turned to his mom and said, "I helped her I helped her!!" I guess you can find some good people in the world. I'm suspicious though, he must have been a Jr Avenger in disguise.

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      After I accidentally ran over my dream character's foot and after he stopped screaming in sheer pain for a half hour. He said quote, *dopped up* "Nothing says I love you like, Honey! Sorry I ran over your foot with the Go-kart! Like a Hallmark card."
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      I was in a diner and the cook was playing dominos on the greasy flat top. He also had spaghetti hanging out of his apron.

      Suddenly after laying one tile down he loudly proclaims, "It's an excellent day when a man gets a strike in his own kitchen!"

      I don't think my subconscious knows how dominos work.
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      Dream Character: "Can you imagine the nerve of that lady? I mean, making you worry like that."
      Me: *Realizing that it was a dream.* "Me? Worried? I'm not worried! I'm Lucid! What are you going to do about it?"
      Dream Character: *Dumbfounded* "Waha! What am I going to do? I'll kiss you everywhere!"
      *He Kissed me everywhere. I stopped him.*
      Me: "Honey! I wanna do a task of the month!"
      Dream Character: *He smiled * "Babe. I wanna do a task too! Get you, home and unwrap you!" m

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      I was a spectator watching Sam and Dean from Supernatural plant plants for residents of a vacation town built around a lake. After around 30 monotonous minutes of watching this, Kenan Thompson looks up at "the camera" and says "Preorder now on... Saturday! Night! Live!"

      I haven't watched SNL since high school. Really makes you wonder where this stuff comes from.
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      Spoiler for Avengers: Infinity War/Endgame Spoiler:
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      "Going through life worrying about the little things is like cooking with motor oil instead of cooking oil. Sure, you can still probably pull it off, but it'll leave a bad taste in your mouth in retrospect." - Me, apparently

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      Just a few minutes ago;
      "If you wanted to tease me, you should have drunk my fat"
      I literally have no clue what that meant, but I overheard it in a gym right before I woke up lmao.
      I will never give up until I finally conquer my dreamscape.

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      The dream character shrunk about child-size at one point in the dream and I had to pick him up like a small child. I think he weighed about as much as a toddler. At one point, we were shopping at "Shaws" and I remember that he said in his sardonic tone, while everyone was staring at us, "I didn't know you had a superpower? Congrats, you gave birth to a man-child!" I retorted with,
      "I just want to squeeze those little cheeks. So cranky!" He looked a deadpan look and said, "Oh, thanks."
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      A little bit of a dream that I had last night.

      I remember that my sister's dog, Zoe was there, she came over and rubbed against me like to say, "Are you okay?" I remember I pushed her away because she smelt like a wet dog even though I was already soaked to the bone. The dog spoke in the dream, "Do you think wet humans smell any different? Does it matter? There will be other people out there. Don't be sad!" I was totally caught off guard by the comment that it woke me up.
      This dream was about letting go, New beginnings and yes, having a Piņa colada hangover and in the pouring rain.
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      This was brought to you by Dream legs??? I'm not sure!!
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      Non-Lucid: I had a dream that I was watching tv and Christopher Walken was selling some women shaving cream. It felt like an old 1950 commercial.
      One woman dream character in the commercial: "Oh no, Suey didn't finish her homework!! What should she do!!"
      Christopher Walken: "When in doubt, shave your legs!!"
      An image of a woman and a man shaving their legs flash on the old 1950 style television.
      A man dream character: "Henry, the next-door neighbor broke the master bedroom window while we were making love. What are we going to do??"
      Christopher Walken: "When in doubt, shave your legs!!"
      All of sudden, I had the urge to go and get up and shave my legs.
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      I was arrested by "The Men In Black Agents" Wannabes.
      The Men In Black Agent: [They answered with a recorder in their hand, to me]
      "Don't be fooled by this creature's beauty with their baby soft, skin and deep hazel eyes."

      Me: What the fuck?" Who are you? Do you even know anything about me?"

      MIB: " 136" [Into her recorder while driving] "They have a far more superior intellect that must be studied more. *Turns to me and says* "Want us to slice you apart, Molecule by Molecules? Shut up!!!!"

      Me: "Look, lady! I'm not an Alien! I'm a Lucid Dreamer!! I was doing a Task Of The Year!!"

      MIB: "You are an Alien! Urgent!! This creature is friendly, yet aggressive!! They are 38000 years old, but, look like they are young! And they are a loser!"

      Me: "FUCK YOU!!"

      MIB: "About to administer 1259 in her recorder." [Turned to me, slapped me across my face, ] "Shut up!"
      Then I woke up.
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      Talking to a DC for a long time, then suddenly he turns to me.
      "oh, we have company."
      I wake up as my son opens the door to my room.

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      The dream started as I was on a boat for my birthday party. For some reason, I was late for my own birthday party but, I'm not sure why? There was a lot of yellow, red and pink confetti everywhere. People singing happy birthday to me. I could smell a sweet smell of ice cream.
      I remember the room was crowded. I remember standing between tables and chairs. I could hear that there were a lot of people talking but, I couldn't make out what people were saying, in the dream. I couldn't see their faces, either. It was a little foggy. Yet, it was bright in the dream.
      The only people that I could recognize was Cassie and three other people. Cassie was about 6, in the dream.
      There was a Karaoke machine and Cassie wanted to sing her favorite song that we would apparently, sing together when I'm with her. I recall that she had a little trouble at first.
      My instinct was to go over grab a mic and kneel to her eye level. I remember that the song was an old country song. I was going to help her with the song but, all of a sudden, she started singing the song wrong.
      "Oh! I'm dying!! Oh, I'm dyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!!" Then she stopped and started telling everyone how when I have her for the weekend, we would just make up words for the song.
      I felt my face turn bright red. I was embarrassed a little. However, I knew that she means well.
      With that, I scooped her up and hugged her. "Oh, peanut!" I felt the love though in the dream.
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      One of my first lucid dreams I asked a DC for directions to which they replied, "When the quarter back throws you the ball you decide what to do with it?" Somehow this advice felt so profound.

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      Non-Lucid. I had a dream that I was going through some doors in some futuristic airport. I was surrounded by my-other-selves that were trying to kill me. Spellbee2 or someone that looks like Spellbee was there. (From a picture that I saw of him? I think) Maybe your future- self.
      He gave me some adopter thing and told me, "Use this and it will stop them in their tracks." He yelled, "Hurry!! Run!!"
      Then one of my clones attacked him. As I watch in horror. Then I ran.
      It was like I was in an alt-universe and some of my other selves were trying to kill me because I was stopping them from doing what they want to do and the fact I was the version of myself that was happy? I felt like I was way over my head, in the dream.
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      I was heating up some tomato soup. I poured it into a bowl and sat down at a table. My wife suddenly appeared from no where

      "No!! - The soup is mine!"

      and she grabbed the bowl and left.....

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      Dream fragment from last night (I have this odd dream sign of bathrooms with no privacy):
      I was sitting on the toilet in my bathroom, idly thinking about how grateful I was for the lock on the bathroom door so that no one would walk in by mistake. Suddenly, the door came clean off its hinges and crashed violently into the counter. A random woman with a toolbox was standing there. We stared at each other for several seconds in apparent mutual shock, then I scrambled to get my shorts back on and asked what she was doing there. She said, "I'm here to make sure that everything is working as it should be." I said, "Oh, okay." Because that sounded like a perfectly reasonable explanation


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      I found a bottle of glue. Where the warning label usually goes it read, "Edible for children ages 3 and up. Keep within reach of the whole family! Do not ingest more than 12 fl. oz. per day." So I ate some.
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      I was at a party in my dream and someone asked me to tell them the time when I came to a party as the invisible dreamer?? She was referring to some of the Lucid dreams that I had back in 2002 where I was in college, I went one of those Frat parties.
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      Dream about going to Walmart with my friend, and read off my list.
      At this point, in the dream, it was hot and I felt sore all over, in the store and I was very tired. It was at the end of the day. All I really wanted was to go home. We were standing in the middle of the store.
      I read our shopping list out loud, I got to the words, *Tea for my sister, (Insert my sister's real name here).*
      My friend must have misheard what I said, and said, "I don't want to buy Pee for, (Insert my sister's name here)!! She has her own pee!!"
      She said it loud enough so the whole store could hear it. Of course, having a mask on in the dream, made it hard for her to understand me in the dream?
      I recall that I felt embarrassed in the dream, I feel my face turn bright red.
      "No!! Tea!! TEA, NOT PEE!", I growled.
      This hint of frustration bubbling up from within. I was trying hard not to lose my temper. I could feel people's stars.
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      There was a boy that wanted to do something pretty gross with me in-dream, so I asked Riku from Kingdom Hearts (one of my dream guides atm) to deal with this boy. Riku comes over and says in a completely calm (and pleasant!) demeanour: "you should go and see Mickey, it'd be good for you". That was Riku's way of basically saying 'you have problems and you need counselling'; basically telling the boy to go to King Mickey for the roasting
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