Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Oh, dream characters so beautifully weird. They sang this: "Are you stupid, are you slow, why are you watching that fucking show? Dance on the fence. No party pants. Uh! You never make sense. Water the plants. And don't forget to dance."

My reaction: Huh?? Ummm... *Crickets in the background*

Great, this classic thread still exists. It's been ages since I last logged in, but I'm going through some dream journals and cataloguing worthy dreams. I've just finished one in which someone called someone else a "greaser onion party farter." What does that mean? Who knows?

I had a dream about being in these big rooms. Breckin Meyer was there on a really big bed. He had the body of a Seal and half-human. I recall that he was screaming and crying, "Don't look at me! I'm a Dolphin! I'm a Dolphin!! Ahhhhh!! *bawling*
I tried calming him down, "Okay! Okay!! I won't look!"
He took the covers that were on the bed and threw them over himself and cried as if he was ashamed of being different.

From last night:
Dragon (indicating a weird dead tree we'd just flown past): "That's the Knob Tree."

Me: "The what? Uh, that sounds kind of..."

Dragon: "What?"

Me: "Never mind."

Dragon: "It's called that because of all the doorknobs."

Me: "Oh right. Of course."
(I looked closer and the tree's hollow had a pile of doorknobs.)

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And this one from a few nights ago:
A small black blob that was a "spirit" had just finished doing a literal song and dance. Cut scene to a little girl waking up screaming. "Ah! There was a spider under my pillow!"

Older brother: "So?"

little girl: "You don't understand. This was no ordinary spider. This spider... was jazzy!"

It seems to me that, dream characters, being largely representative of the subconscious mind, can violate the rules of syntax and semantics as they wish. And yes, the things they say sometimes do violate common sense and sound dumb. But I would render them useless. Because they are unconstrained by the strick rules of the known world that we are so accustomed to, they can help us to think outside the box (our box) and something out together great ideas when we have creative blocks. Tholey has conducted some research on dream figures which I find fascinating.

I’m about to have sex with a woman, when she climbs on me. I’m getting pretty excited when she says: “Let my BH on, I’m keeping it for my girlfriend.” I go like, Oh! OK.

From my dream this morning:



Me: "Why am I fighting a beast!?

Ring Announcer (through the PA): "That's because you are a beast!". Beast being in a demonic, scary, rogue context; not a good person.

Me (quietly to Riku (dream guide) (KH series)): "The world is a stage, I swear".

Riku: "It is, and they'll keep you there until they get what they want".

Back on 9-28-2019 Naming Ants!

I had a dream about this little boy who was selling Ant-shape sugar cookies at Comic-Con. We were discussing the names he called the ants, John, Scott, and so on.
I remember this kid couldn't have been more than 5 who was selling the cookies. He had brown hair and these blue eyes.
At one point, I remember the kid had put actual Ants on the cookies. I was like are you going to eat the ants?
Then I asked him if I may name some ants? I'll name this Anthony and this Ant-Bert Einstein. The little kid looked up with these big eyes at me and realized who I was in the dream. Then I remember kneeling and giving him a hug, his mother took pictures and videos.

HERE: https://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/hum...28-2019-87778/

Question (posed to some female being whose race ate humans): "What do we taste like to you?"
Answer: "Mint"

I remember listening to people in a coffee shop, just spacing out, and all of the noise sounded like Paratopic radio chatter. Like, exactly.

Don't really know if it's cool to put videos here, but just as an example:

I don't remember the entire context but this is from a dream journal entry:

She said sarcastically “it’s probably a nit, hail, and corn chips.” Sure enough, three ziplock bags, the first containing one nit, the second and third containing hail and corn chips. This amused me. But the guy said, “no, it wasn’t meant to be a nit, it’s meant to be knit, knitting,” so we open the bag again, and sure enough now it’s wool and needles. This amused me even more!

Watching Dr. Elihas Starr (Egghead) take off in his Yolkswagen. Made in a shape of an egg. Fitting for such a hard-Boiled criminal.

Two DCs, riding horses and pulling a carriage, sang me a song (night before last). Here what I recall:

Hilary, she's such a killer.
The first time that I ever met Hilary,
She kicked me ???
Wow that girl has quite the shoulder.
If my luck's not against me ???
If it is then she'll be the spider.
Hilary, she's such a killer.

A lot of half-souls in this dream. LOL Back in 2018.

Clone saga. The setting was at my grade school. I remember there were familiar faces there. However, they were not necessarily, from the same time frame, though I felt like I was about 11 or 12 in the dream. I remember that it was at the end of the day, all the students were filing out of the school to go to respected buses and I was there looking for my clone and my teacher, Mrs, Nova.
Nova was my film professor / Scriptwriting professor in college but, in the dream, she was my science teacher, and apparently, she did this to me, Um, I mean us... It was a dream that took place in a public setting... Everyone was there. I remember that even the Cole Twins and the Wilson Twins were there,
The Cole Twins were identical twins and the Wilson Twins were fraternal twins. The Cole Twins, Sarah was in my 7th-grade class.
Derik in the dream was like, "I didn't know that you were an identical twin?"
His sister was in my class in my 6-grade class. Then the Russian Twins appeared out of nowhere but, I knew them from High school. In the dream, the Russian twins were speaking in their native tongue.
I recall. at one point, looking for my mom. When I found my mother, I recall standing taller than everyone in the dream and she was even shorter than normal. The dream is totally not screaming, "You are Totally in a Dream, right now" I know!! I guess I wasn't paying attention to the fact that I was seeing double.
At one point, I recall that I was briefly my clone as I said in front of everyone, "Um, we have a problem!!" Switch roles type of thing.
The room fell silent. They looked at me and my double, in shock.
Then I was back to my original self, I echoed that statement and then added, "What are we going to do? Run full force and Merge back that way??"
Then my cloned remember that we needed to find a dream catcher. Apparently, there were two sides, "side one: split" and side two: Merge of the Dream Catcher."
Me: "Where are we going to find that?"
Then I had a flashback of the apparent accident. It happened at school, there was a cloud of smoke and I remember something about tripping and hitting my head or our heads? One didn't even remember seeing the other in the dream. I remember waking up in finding myself at school the next morning...
The other me said, that they went home and nobody missed me, me and the original me. Everyone was just shocked in the dream.
I remember spending most of my time following my mom and my clone... I remember that I had a hard time walking and I was in a lot of pain, in the dream.

DC name Gina: "All the success that you may have in the world, you are still a LOSER!"

Scottish youtuber talking about a photo from the lunar surface: "But wait, what’s that turquoise thing? If we zoom in, that looks like a toy gun, and that’s impossible. But here’s the thing about Isaac Aldrin: he had a number of items he wanted to bring to the moon in case his name took over the program, one of which was a toy gun."

Over the news. Ducks are now in Police custody because they were waddling on the road and lost... A DC turns to a dream character in the room with me and say, "They must be on QUACK!!"

Someone says that "Every time someone brings up beans, they want a divorce".

I swear every time I fall asleep now I have a dream. I don't even know the dream this time but it gave me this. God singing and offering some weed to a girl named poka. The absolutely weirdest line I have ever had in a dream. Poka have some hontes. Like pokahontes..... Lol. What?!?!?! Do you guys have such weird one liners.

I merged these threads. Here we can go to town with one-liners, zingers, and strange lines.

And Yes we do!! Some of mine, say and do some fun things like, I had asked my bird Moxie, where my mom was and he responded with, "I don't know, ask Yahtzee!!"