Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I woke up right after hearing somebody saying: “Here we ‘flay’ because of we f*ck and play!”

Dream about a Karen who came up and started Harassing me.
Karen: "Do you know who I am?"
Me: "No! Do you?"
Karen:
Me: "You don't know who you are??!!!!!" I don't work here. While giving her the look. Then walking away like she didn't matter.
The Karen stormed off to find a manager.

Originally Posted by Lang

Dream about a Karen who came up and started Harassing me.
Karen: "Do you know who I am?"
Me: "No! Do you?"
Karen:
Me: "You don't know who you are??!!!!!" I don't work here. While giving her the look. Then walking away like she didn't matter.
The Karen stormed off to find a manager.

Oh no. The Karens are filtering into dreams?


My brother, probably about 4-5 years old, dangled on the edge of a very tall waterfall.
Mom: "Get over there and help him or your grounded."
Me: "NO"
Mom: "If he dies, no dessert for you for the rest of the week!"

Din Djarin had an extremely terrible tesla truck looking thing for a transport. "Why are you flying that thing around?" I asked. His reply, "It came with recommendations from Abe Lincoln himself. He knows his spacecraft."

Allshoo-thatendshoo. All's you that ends you? (is how I remembered it this morning)
All shoe that tends you? All shoo the tend shoe? Or maybe it was ewe. Or ew. Yew? I don't know for sure but it was a spell.

I made up a song in my dream last night, about protesting. It goes like this:

“Oh, I don’t know how to protest
‘cause I don’t know what’s going on
I don’t know how to protest
And that’s why I sing this song”

It's mostly the situations that are unusual in my dreams. Not so much the script. But DCs can say some funny things sometimes. Here are some exemples :

-In the kitchen at my parents house, some meme cats are here, saying funny stuff such as "Mleng, mleng, mleng, NIGAAA !", then ants are drinking red wine spilled in the fridge.

-At night, on a parking lot, a guy says "My man’s gonna press the duck’s butt!" , then a quad/trike arrives just in front of a duck turned into a rabbit, pets him and leaves loudly.

-IShowSpeed jumps against a garage door shouting "I hate your airport!" , and we all start running. I joke that the cops are gonna come out of the bushes. Later I learn that Speed was arrested : the cops found him hidden in the bushes of a meadow.

-William Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean, on a pirate boat, makes a speech convincing his friend/brother, in front of his crew, to abandon his quest for the ultimate treasure, claiming that this direction towards the sea is a "fish tail" (that the sea is endless). He ends by repeating "Se due es MI sacria!" meaning "His god is MY coronation!", which is a reference to a game that some guys of my high school recognize because we were in fact watching this scene with my high school class. *false awakening*, I RC, I have normal fingers, I start to write down my dream: "Si due es mi sacria!".

-With my nephew, we enter an appartment, we thought it was empty, but there was a girl (mixed-race or hispanic). She threatens to sue us for 800€, we dissuade her by apologizing and driving her to our house, but then in the car she insists "Oh whatever, I'm still suing !". But I realize it's not that serious and that's just a transfer of money, we have to think about the human collective.

-In a grocery store, I go back and forth to exchange cash in a freezer bag. I'm passing through my parents house, full of high school students waiting for Didier Deschamps. While changing clothes, a blue and a golden dragon are there. I say that I'm one of them, hoping to intimidate/discourage the leader of those evil dragons, but the golden one turns against me saying "Neur sont des leurs" (nonsense meaning "Neur are one of them") and hits my stomach with his wing, waking me up.