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      You'll have to fight me for him!
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      A series of funny ones:

      1.) Standing next to my friend and we are watching something on T.V. about robot fighting. All of a sudden he turns and asks
      "Why do you think robots taste bad?"

      2.) I can't remember what this DC looked like but he said "When attempting a lucid, never take your towel off."
      And I don't know why he said towel.

      3.) I was standing on a street corner and a guy in a car pulls up and says " What do you think your doing!?"
      "This is no place to be driving a paper towel car!" I looked down to see myself in a small paper towel car thing on a sidewalk..
      Quote Originally Posted by SR
      Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away; all we need's a little time to chase the blues away.

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      Whats with u and towels lol.

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      Non-lucid dream from a few nights ago.

      My friends and I were walking around Hong Kong (Really don't know) when one of them points to a 2 floor wearhouse saying 'Chicago is in there!' Being non-lucid, I never realized an entire city couldn't fit in a wearhouse. So we get inside, and the inside is exactly like my school. Again, I don't realize this (I have an entire page in my Dream Journal with 'My school is not Chicago' written in it now) and go up the stairs. Some guy is sitting at the top of the stairs, so I ask him if this is Chicago. He responds by reciting the days of the week in French.
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      Whats with u and towels lol.[/b]
      "A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have"

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      Quote Originally Posted by tommo View Post
      "A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have"[/b]
      High five

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      Quote Originally Posted by Fale55 View Post
      Whats with u and towels lol.[/b]

      What do you mean? This is probably the first thing I have ever mentioned about towels..

      In fact, this is the first time I've posted on this thread! Hooray for curiousity!
      Quote Originally Posted by SR
      Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away; all we need's a little time to chase the blues away.

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      Last night, a weird one...

      A DC and I were standing by a tree, kind of hard to remember exactly where.
      Note: I was lucid during this

      Me: I'm bored. You're a DC, tell me what I should do...

      DC: Without gravity, we'd float into space!

      Me: Really?

      DC: Yes, pickles are the only people you can trust.

      At that point I just climbed up the tree and jumped to try to fly... and woke up...
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      Quote Originally Posted by SR
      Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away; all we need's a little time to chase the blues away.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vivid View Post
      DC: Yes, pickles are the only people you can trust.
      Haha.
      You mean all these years I've been canibalizing trustworthy people? Bic's is pure evil.

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      From last night:

      DC "Caravans? Dirty carpets!"


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      My friend once told me in one of his dreams, he was in a car, and his dad was driving, then got some alcohol out. My friend said 'Hey, you're not supposed to be drinking', then his dad said 'No I'm not drinking, I'm drink-driving' :p
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      I was driving my car to my Dad's house and I was going to park on the driveway.

      Me: "Can I park here?"
      Dad: "Yeah, it takes 76-82 peasants to stop you anyway."
      Girlfriend's Mom: "Duh."
      Me: "What?"




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      i have dreamed again!(finally)
      but it was so weird
      i heard voices and suddenly my best friend told me : hey max!(real name) i got your cd
      i said what cd? mark(best friend): i dunno you said something about the cd
      me: wtf dude your talking nonsense
      mark: 3+3=17:61=261
      me: alright mark were going to a doctor or maybe someone who can help you
      mark: haha are you nuts its a dream right?
      (i was so busy with talking to mark that i didnt tought about LDing)
      me: no
      mark: i didnt knew apples grew on a windmill
      me: ooh god i get an headache
      and than i woke up
      strangly i still dont know if it was a lucid dream or not
      i dont think so because i didnt had controle or i couldn think in the dream
      but i could talk so its very weird:S
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      Jerry Stiller from King of queens DC: mmmm slippery!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Fale55 View Post
      Jerry Stiller from King of queens DC: mmmm slippery!
      Lol, I love that show.

      Anyway...

      My friend and I were outside his house. I don't remember what we were doing, but I saw various balls on the ground.

      Me: How come DC's always say stupid things?

      Friend: I don't know. Maybe it's because we are stupid.

      Me:..... are you stupid?

      Friend: YOUR RIGHT!

      At that point he gets up and runs through the yard screaming.
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      Quote Originally Posted by SR
      Like the ocean needs the moon to take the tides away; all we need's a little time to chase the blues away.

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      Steve Nash is the DC:

      (Steve Nash, the Phoenix Suns NBA basketball star, I and a friend are in a white stretch limo, we are parked outside of a fast food place).

      He says to me: "could you order me a burger, Skatchers and fries..."

      Me: (i don't have a clue what Skatchers are, so i say...) "I'm sorry, I don't think I could remember that."

      Steve Nash DC: "Thats Ok, I'll make the order" ...(he drives up to the drive-through order window).

      (at this writing, its 2-3 weeks after that dream and just minutes earlier I have seen for the first time ever on the TV sports channel a commercial for Sketchers....selling a sports running shoe.....hmmmmmm...I am sure Steve Nash said Skatchers).

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      My friend's father: You can't win a line a drawbridge!

      Me: Huh?

      MFF: But The building!

      Me: Huh?

      MFF: I'll bring the mustard!


      Also, I was in Manhattan once, and a bunch of people were in the middle of the street crowding around a stopped car and staring at the fender for some reason.
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      Quote Originally Posted by gguru1 View Post
      My friend's father: You can't win a line a drawbridge!

      Me: Huh?

      MFF: But The building!

      Me: Huh?

      MFF: I'll bring the mustard!


      Also, I was in Manhattan once, and a bunch of people were in the middle of the street crowding around a stopped car and staring at the fender for some reason.
      LOL I'LL BRING THE MUSTARD!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Vivid View Post
      A series of funny ones:

      1.) Standing next to my friend and we are watching something on T.V. about robot fighting. All of a sudden he turns and asks
      "Why do you think robots taste bad?"

      2.) I can't remember what this DC looked like but he said "When attempting a lucid, never take your towel off."
      And I don't know why he said towel.

      3.) I was standing on a street corner and a guy in a car pulls up and says " What do you think your doing!?"
      "This is no place to be driving a paper towel car!" I looked down to see myself in a small paper towel car thing on a sidewalk..
      Quote Originally Posted by Diotam View Post
      Non-lucid dream from a few nights ago.

      My friends and I were walking around Hong Kong (Really don't know) when one of them points to a 2 floor wearhouse saying 'Chicago is in there!' Being non-lucid, I never realized an entire city couldn't fit in a wearhouse. So we get inside, and the inside is exactly like my school. Again, I don't realize this (I have an entire page in my Dream Journal with 'My school is not Chicago' written in it now) and go up the stairs. Some guy is sitting at the top of the stairs, so I ask him if this is Chicago. He responds by reciting the days of the week in French.
      Quote Originally Posted by Vivid View Post
      Last night, a weird one...

      A DC and I were standing by a tree, kind of hard to remember exactly where.
      Note: I was lucid during this

      Me: I'm bored. You're a DC, tell me what I should do...

      DC: Without gravity, we'd float into space!

      Me: Really?

      DC: Yes, pickles are the only people you can trust.

      At that point I just climbed up the tree and jumped to try to fly... and woke up...
      Quote Originally Posted by Northastings View Post
      I was driving my car to my Dad's house and I was going to park on the driveway.

      Me: "Can I park here?"
      Dad: "Yeah, it takes 76-82 peasants to stop you anyway."
      Girlfriend's Mom: "Duh."
      Me: "What?"




      PS: This new board sucks.
      Quote Originally Posted by lefkos View Post
      i have dreamed again!(finally)
      but it was so weird
      i heard voices and suddenly my best friend told me : hey max!(real name) i got your cd
      i said what cd? mark(best friend): i dunno you said something about the cd
      me: wtf dude your talking nonsense
      mark: 3+3=17:61=261
      me: alright mark were going to a doctor or maybe someone who can help you
      mark: haha are you nuts its a dream right?
      (i was so busy with talking to mark that i didnt tought about LDing)
      me: no
      mark: i didnt knew apples grew on a windmill
      me: ooh god i get an headache
      and than i woke up
      strangly i still dont know if it was a lucid dream or not
      i dont think so because i didnt had controle or i couldn think in the dream
      but i could talk so its very weird:S
      (FIRST DREAM IN 2 MONTHS )
      Quote Originally Posted by Vivid View Post
      Lol, I love that show.

      Anyway...

      My friend and I were outside his house. I don't remember what we were doing, but I saw various balls on the ground.

      Me: How come DC's always say stupid things?

      Friend: I don't know. Maybe it's because we are stupid.

      Me:..... are you stupid?

      Friend: YOUR RIGHT!

      At that point he gets up and runs through the yard screaming.
      Quote Originally Posted by gguru1 View Post
      My friend's father: You can't win a line a drawbridge!

      Me: Huh?

      MFF: But The building!

      Me: Huh?

      MFF: I'll bring the mustard!


      Also, I was in Manhattan once, and a bunch of people were in the middle of the street crowding around a stopped car and staring at the fender for some reason.




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      Once I remember a dream, I'll post something again (my DCs are usually funny).
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      on realising my arm was covered in multicoloured stripes that blended into my tshirt i asked a dc what it was and he replied "thats polyphasic chameleonic phage mate! an aspirin should sort it"
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      Quote Originally Posted by eightyape View Post
      on realising my arm was covered in multicoloured stripes that blended into my tshirt i asked a dc what it was and he replied "thats polyphasic chameleonic phage mate! an aspirin should sort it"
      LOOOL What a smart DC!!! Only the aspirin thing is a little off context...
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      i told him he watched too much star trek.

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      Quote Originally Posted by eightyape View Post
      i told him he watched too much star trek.
      And what was his reply

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      Quote Originally Posted by dodobird View Post
      Last night:
      13 years old Kid: When we go hiking with school, I want to find a poisonous snake!
      me: Why do you want to find a poisonous snake?
      kid: because last time I was hiking, a poisonous snake injected me with heroin, and then killed itself!

      Hahahaha, xD *dies*
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      Quote Originally Posted by QwinsepiaSquared View Post
      Me: "Hey you! YOU'RE dead!" *points finger*
      Guy: *puts on false mustache* "Now I'm not."
      ^ One of my favorites. (AH--so *that's* how you obtain immortality!)

      This thread is just so flipping hilarious--the human subconcious should quit its day job and become a stand-up comic.

      Um, anyway...I thought I'd add to this hilarious collection. Mine isn't half as funny as many in here, but some might find it amusing...

      In this dream my friends and I were crossing this bridge (we had just left the city) and came upon a group of hookers.
      Prostitute (trying to be seductive): Hey. Wanna unwrap a Christmas tree?

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