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      Another one.

      (DC tells story about a bumpy train ride)
      DC: And do you know why the train ride was so bumpy? Because it was LOVE!!!
      (everyone, including me, laughs)

      Now, in waking life I just can't seem to get that joke

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      I was talking with my dad and brother when my dad said "You know, Rachel, if I were to give you a looney (he then gave me a looney) every time you did a reality check, from the dawn of your consciousness up until now...you would be the richest person in the world."

      My subconsciousness: 'I think he's telling you to do a reality check...you should really do a reality check'

      Me: 'Ya, ya, I will in a second, I have to figure this out first'... "Wow! That's right, I would be!"

      Brother: "Aw Damn!"

      Of course I was too amazed by the implications of this statement, and the fact that I now had a looney (a Canadian dollar) to do the reality check :p

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      Quote Originally Posted by Q-Melk View Post
      Another one.

      (DC tells story about a bumpy train ride)
      DC: And do you know why the train ride was so bumpy? Because it was LOVE!!!
      (everyone, including me, laughs)

      Now, in waking life I just can't seem to get that joke
      what do people do when they love each other very much?

      hint, its how babies are made.

      ^Probably

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      Quote Originally Posted by sugarglider11 View Post
      what do people do when they love each other very much?

      hint, its how babies are made.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Q-Melk View Post
      Another one.

      (DC tells story about a bumpy train ride)
      DC: And do you know why the train ride was so bumpy? Because it was LOVE!!!
      (everyone, including me, laughs)

      Now, in waking life I just can't seem to get that joke
      Hehehehehehe.

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      yea my friends messed up my head.

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      Quote Originally Posted by sugarglider11 View Post
      what do people do when they love each other very much?

      hint, its how babies are made.
      Well, I did sort of get that. But the joke didn't make much sense to me otherwise, it just seemed too surreal or something :p

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      me and my friend had a rollercoaster and we wer letting people on and stuff, but turning some people away.

      me: you know three people ave died on this roller coaster.

      old lady: well laa-dee-daa. (as if it was a challenge or something)

      everyone just kinda looks at her funny, then just takes a step back.

      i dunno, just seemed really funny at the time oO

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      Quote Originally Posted by derb View Post
      me and my friend had a rollercoaster and we wer letting people on and stuff, but turning some people away.

      me: you know three people ave died on this roller coaster.

      old lady: well laa-dee-daa. (as if it was a challenge or something)

      everyone just kinda looks at her funny, then just takes a step back.

      i dunno, just seemed really funny at the time oO
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      I once had a dream that I was in a roller coaster crash and the only reason I lived is because I turned my head to the side right before impact. So, the next day, I went outside and threw myself at the ground with my head sideways to see if it helped, and, well.....it was really painful.
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      i was in school with my gf, and we walk down the hallway,and she tells me to stay here, while she goes into another room. I then later go into the room where she is chasing rats around on her hands and knees trying to eat them. I look at her weird and she says "dont judge me just because i like rats" then i decide to help her catch them.
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      i had a dream were i had this string attached to my teeth that went down to a hole in my knee anyway i was trying to remove this thing this one girl i'm friends with in real life goes "hey you got a string on you" she starts pulling on it for a few mins ripin out all my front bottom teeth and 1 molar.. she goes oops sorry i was like what the fcuk

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      This was from a dream where I was a knight, talking with another knight. We were in the middle of a suburban neighborhood, so the setting was pretty silly anyway, but this conversation was hilarious.

      Other knight: "My daughter cannot marry your son."

      Me: "Why?"

      Other knight: "Well...ah... you see... When your warriors go into battle, they carry stacks of loam on their horses."

      Me: "Oh."
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      Quote Originally Posted by naikou View Post
      This was from a dream where I was a knight, talking with another knight. We were in the middle of a suburban neighborhood, so the setting was pretty silly anyway, but this conversation was hilarious.

      Other knight: "My daughter cannot marry your son."

      Me: "Why?"

      Other knight: "Well...ah... you see... When your warriors go into battle, they carry stacks of loam on their horses."

      Me: "Oh."
      You should have responded: "You mean your daughter doesn't want a 'loam-maintanence' relationship??"
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      In a non-lucid dream I had as a little kid:

      (I'm reading a sign that said "Zerkons: Only Eat Teenagers)
      Me: Oh good, I'm not a teenager.
      Mom: I'm a teenager.

      When I woke up I asked her if she was a teenager. She burst out laughing and said, "I wish I was."

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      Quote Originally Posted by RakelvonB View Post
      I was talking with my dad and brother when my dad said "You know, Rachel, if I were to give you a looney (he then gave me a looney) every time you did a reality check, from the dawn of your consciousness up until now...you would be the richest person in the world."

      My subconsciousness: 'I think he's telling you to do a reality check...you should really do a reality check'

      Me: 'Ya, ya, I will in a second, I have to figure this out first'... "Wow! That's right, I would be!"

      Brother: "Aw Damn!"

      Of course I was too amazed by the implications of this statement, and the fact that I now had a looney (a Canadian dollar) to do the reality check :p

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      I ended my dryspell tonight. So, I had a false awakening and I did a RC, realising that I was dreaming. I went to the living room and my mom was there...

      mom: Hey, how many times did you get up last night?!
      me: stop that, mom, I know I'm dreaming...

      I start opening the window to try to fly...

      mom: I'm filling this form but I need an ID number from you...
      me: mom, stop blowing your head on that, this is a dream!

      I start floating

      mom: You'll have to teach me that LD thing one of these days, I wanna fly around, too!!!
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      This thing is SO FUNNY that I cannot stop laughing!!! I'm starting to freak my brother out because my face is turning red and I look like I'm half-crying, half-laughing. I can hardly breathe!

      Ok, this is sort of the same thing: My mom woke me up for school when I was about 8. (This is RL, not a dream!) I said to her, "The crow calls..." and she said "What!?" "You know, the crow calls!" Then I went to the bathroom and got out of the "trance" (I wasn't hypnotised, but I'd still call it a trance) and had no idea why I had just said that.
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      Quote Originally Posted by weelilhazel View Post
      This thing is SO FUNNY that I cannot stop laughing!!! I'm starting to freak my brother out because my face is turning red and I look like I'm half-crying, half-laughing. I can hardly breathe!

      Ok, this is sort of the same thing: My mom woke me up for school when I was about 8. (This is RL, not a dream!) I said to her, "The crow calls..." and she said "What!?" "You know, the crow calls!" Then I went to the bathroom and got out of the "trance" (I wasn't hypnotised, but I'd still call it a trance) and had no idea why I had just said that.
      I once told my mom that i will get up once i finish this quest.. haha

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      In groggy dreamland-ness I remember telling my mom, when she'd try to wake me up for school, "Stop it, just a minute. I'm busy. Trying to talk to..." or "this is important"... and then a bunch of mumbling on my part.
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      I just remembered something a DC said in a dream that was really weird. I'll just summarize the first part, it's so long!

      Me and these other people had just delivered herbs to some sick people inside a weird tunnel owned by goblins. The rule of the tunnel was once you went in, you had to go the rest of the way through. There was a lot of mud at the bottom of the tunnel, so we had to walk on ramps and platforms above the mud. I fell off one of the platforms into the muck. A big log was in front of me. A narrative voice said, "if you lay seven stones across the log, then (he said a type of weird creature but i don't remember the name) will hunt you down." I climbed back up onto the platform, and there was a patch of clay on it with a goblin standing there. He said, "it doesn't have to be stones, it can be clay, too!!!"
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      Quote Originally Posted by weelilhazel View Post
      I just remembered something a DC said in a dream that was really weird. I'll just summarize the first part, it's so long!

      Me and these other people had just delivered herbs to some sick people inside a weird tunnel owned by goblins. The rule of the tunnel was once you went in, you had to go the rest of the way through. There was a lot of mud at the bottom of the tunnel, so we had to walk on ramps and platforms above the mud. I fell off one of the platforms into the muck. A big log was in front of me. A narrative voice said, "if you lay seven stones across the log, then (he said a type of weird creature but i don't remember the name) will hunt you down." I climbed back up onto the platform, and there was a patch of clay on it with a goblin standing there. He said, "it doesn't have to be stones, it can be clay, too!!!"
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      It's hard for me to remember what DCs say in my dreams, though. I know something weird happened in a dream last night, but I don't remember if they said anything weird. @[email protected]
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      Quote Originally Posted by weelilhazel View Post
      It's hard for me to remember what DCs say in my dreams, though. I know something weird happened in a dream last night, but I don't remember if they said anything weird. @[email protected]
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      I tend to have really odd dialogue in my dreams.

      Once, I was dreaming that I was haning around with my friend's sister, and she was drinking a diet soda.

      Me: You know, diet soda has aspartame.

      Friend's Sister: I know, and aspartame can cause hepatitis.

      Friend (Appeared from nowhere): Actually, it can cause Acuna. (I have no idea what that is)

      Me: Ooh, is that the thing where you get the little fiber things in your liver?

      Friend: They're more like little tornadoes.

      Me: So, are they like little fiber things?
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