Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

I was i a programming class and we were working on our final projects

Me (to other kid): what are you working on?
kid: a game, coded in java.
me: i gave up on java a long time ago

Sounds like a dream I would have, I'm crazy about programming! ^.^

Last night in a LD I was with a friend of mine and we were both about to go inside some room.

me: You know... I'm dreaming, so maybe you could just go somewhere else and do something...
friend: Sure! Sounds like a great idea!

And she leaves... Not to be mean, it's just that friend's DCs are just as stupid as any other DCs...

Not to be mean, it's just that friend's DCs are just as stupid as any other DCs...

Some of my DCs aren't stupid.

1. My friend Ian hurts his leg.

Dc: Get the popcorn!

Me, sarcastically, "What, are you hungry?!"

2. I'm at lunch with this girl Ishani.

She holds up the straw from her drink and says, "I'm going to use this in the clothes store."

I ask, confused, "How's that going to work?"

She says, "Like a straw, I guess."

Still confused.

There was a girl and she pulled me into her room and closed the door and told me to be quiet. Then she went over to the kitchen
Me: what are you doing?
Lady: I'm making a recipe for the cooking contest. DONT TELL ANYONE! NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT MY RECIPE IS! IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT!
(pulls out a box of pre-made eggo french toast sticks)

There was a girl and she pulled me into her room and closed the door and told me to be quiet. Then she went over to the kitchen
Me: what are you doing?
Lady: I'm making a recipe for the cooking contest. DONT TELL ANYONE! NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT MY RECIPE IS! IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT!
(pulls out a box of pre-made eggo french toast sticks)

HaHa! That's one of the funniest I've seen so far!

Originally Posted by weelilhazel

Some of my DCs aren't stupid.

In non-lucids my DCs aren't stupid either... Or maybe I'm just as involved in sillyness as they are! Who knows!

I was fighting a Mech with a paintball gun that I had gotten from my unit. (I don't know what this is about I think it was a transformers commercial I saw) So I had like an actually military unit like something from Ghost In The Shell if
you have ever seen that.

So I was shooting the mech with a high powered paintball gun.

DC 1: Captain the paint seems to be having no effect.
DC 2: Roger that you have permission to use heavier firepower
Me: Dude it's paint what do expect me to do?

I take down the mech by running hella fast and kicking it and my friend steps out.
Me: Peter what the hell are you doing here?

DC: It's the 2019 championship
Me: What?

He pulls out two machine guns and starts shooting at me and I duck behind the truck we used to get there and I reach for a shotgun.

DC 1: What the hell do you think you are doing thats a shotgun!
Me: Your point?
DC 2: ....I don't see why not.
Me: Dang right

I shoot him in the shoulder and all the sudden this refferee comes out of nowhere.

Ref DC: You have been disqualified
Me: Wait what the f***!
Ref DC: You are disqualified for cloaking!
Me: What the hell is cloaking!
Ref DC: Those are the rules you are going to have to leave

So my two teamates drag me out of the parking lot kicking and cussing at the ref.

This isn't so much as what the DCs say, but what the dream was about.

I was a human/owl shapeshifter with the element of water, so electricity couldn't hurt me. This crazy DC who just moved in next door either wanted to blow up our house or do "bad things" to us. I knew he was up to no good, but everyone else thought he was so innocent. (He was really creepy!)

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

I was fighting a Mech with a paintball gun that I had gotten from my unit. (I don't know what this is about I think it was a transformers commercial I saw) So I had like an actually military unit like something from Ghost In The Shell if
you have ever seen that.

So I was shooting the mech with a high powered paintball gun.

DC 1: Captain the paint seems to be having no effect.
DC 2: Roger that you have permission to use heavier firepower
Me: Dude it's paint what do expect me to do?

I take down the mech by running hella fast and kicking it and my friend steps out.
Me: Peter what the hell are you doing here?

DC: It's the 2019 championship
Me: What?

He pulls out two machine guns and starts shooting at me and I duck behind the truck we used to get there and I reach for a shotgun.

DC 1: What the hell do you think you are doing thats a shotgun!
Me: Your point?
DC 2: ....I don't see why not.
Me: Dang right

I shoot him in the shoulder and all the sudden this refferee comes out of nowhere.

Ref DC: You have been disqualified
Me: Wait what the f***!
Ref DC: You are disqualified for cloaking!
Me: What the hell is cloaking!
Ref DC: Those are the rules you are going to have to leave

So my two teamates drag me out of the parking lot kicking and cussing at the ref.

Dude that's a lot of dialogue to have remembered.

My mum's on the phone to one of those call-in gameshows on Tv.

Mum-"Can you change the presenter? I don't like this guys voice."

My brother and I were fighting about something, and my mom said, "I'll turn you into flowers and make you stand on your heads! That'll be a good punishment!" The funny thing is I sort of know what she is talking about but it still doesn't make much sense!

Just had this dream today:
I'm on my computer, late at night. I failed to fall asleep and went to play some video game. My dad comes into the room from behind me.
Dad: what are you doing on the computer in this hour?
Me: Well its not that late. besides I think I got here from a dream.

that triggered lucidity, but my dad grabbed me in my chair and it freaked me out technically this doesnt fit into this thread but i say alot of stupid stuff in dreams...
technich

Today in my dream a black bold man told me something really cool that I liked. I was semi lucid and told him hey man look I can do whatever I want and he said:

"Once you will know everything you will wake up"

I really liked this sentence as if it could be true for real life aswell

I remember having a non-lucid dream a couple of months ago and I was at a park walking my dog ( I don't own a dog) when I sat at a bench. I look to my left and there was an old man just staring at me without blinking.

I remember thinking he was playing that game ' who can laugh first' so I stared right back at him....then he opened his mouth and it was like a radio playing my fav coldplay song...

So I laughed and the old man closed his mouth and instead of being a mouth what I saw was this : More or less lol

O O < his eyes
< < his nose
you lost < His mouth

Except it was in cursive and curved like a mouth. Then I woke up.


So he techincally didn't talk but he did lol

Originally Posted by Vall3y

technically this doesnt fit into this thread but i say alot of stupid stuff in dreams...
technich

Well, aren't we dream characters ourselves...? At least in non-lucids!

Originally Posted by luv2dream

There was a girl and she pulled me into her room and closed the door and told me to be quiet. Then she went over to the kitchen
Me: what are you doing?
Lady: I'm making a recipe for the cooking contest. DONT TELL ANYONE! NO ONE CAN KNOW WHAT MY RECIPE IS! IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE IT OUT!
(pulls out a box of pre-made eggo french toast sticks)

hahha what a miss leading dc i would of took that in another way, haha

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"Once you will know everything you will wake up"

I like that line very much, concidering i dont think we will ever know everything about dreaming and the lucid world.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Dude that's a lot of dialogue to have remembered.

I remember it very well because it had pissed me off SOOOOO much in my dream and it carried over into my second dream as well. And when I woke I was still pretty pissed that I had been disqualified for "Cloaking" whatever the hell that means. Which is why I remember it all so well.

DC-"Look! It's a vole! It's a vole fowl!"

What the hell is a vole?

Wikipedia describes a vole as "a small rodent resembling a mouse but with a stouter body, a shorter hairy tail, a slightly rounder head, and smaller ears and eyes."

Your subconcious knows about things that you don't, apparently.

Brandon Heat, I though that was really funny, especially the part with the shotgun. I would've been mad too!

Last night in a ND, a woman DC came up to me in a park and asked "Is there any toilets around here", I replied "Yeah, across there" pointing across the park "it's the door on the left". She then said "Oh! I thought there was a familiar vagina around here" smiled and walked away. I was like... Wha!

A while ago, I had a dream where apparently I had been hallucinating about a gnome or something. In the end I was dragged kicking and screaming into the psychiatric hospital, screaming something like "It was the CAKE, the CAKE, it tried to kill me!"
It seemed so funny when I woke up...

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

I remember it very well because it had pissed me off SOOOOO much in my dream and it carried over into my second dream as well. And when I woke I was still pretty pissed that I had been disqualified for "Cloaking" whatever the hell that means. Which is why I remember it all so well.

Yea, what do you think to yourself going about cloaking and all that, no wonder you were disqualified.