Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Lol, it's Super Shawn Of The Dead! Brandon coudn't you of used your Lucid Powers? Like, go away all zombies or something?

Yeah I could of, but I decided to go along with the dream and use no powers to see how helpless a human would actually be, but then this butcher killer came up and I didn't want to put up with him so I used my powers once in the dream.

I finally have something good to post in this thread!

Over the past two nights, I've dreamed up a woman named Suella. Here are two different conversations with her:

Me: "Take me to your room."
Suella: "Not yet."
Me: "Say yes."
Suella (smiling): "Yes. Now you say yes."
Me: "Yes."
-----
Me: "I'm sorry I disappeared earlier. I woke up."
Suella: "It's ok."
Me: "Do you ever wake up?"
Suella: "No."
Me: "Do you ever go to sleep?"
Suella: "Don't be silly... I am a dream!"

Hey, she's pretty intelligent, ask her out, then you can two time if you have a girlfriend in real life.

I can't remember it properly but...

Me: What the hell...
DC: did you think she was virgin?

Alice Cooper is playing his song Poison. The chrous is the same as the original, but the words of the verses are different:
First verse: Take sleeping pills, take 40 pills, 60, 80 sleeping pills,
( Chorus: Poison... )
Second verse: Take anti pregnancy pills, take 10, 25, 40 anti pregnancy pills
( Chorus: Poison... )

Hahahaha

Alice Cooper is playing his song Poison. The chrous is the same as the original, but the words of the verses are different:
First verse: Take sleeping pills, take 40 pills, 60, 80 sleeping pills,
( Chorus: Poison... )
Second verse: Take anti pregnancy pills, take 10, 25, 40 anti pregnancy pills
( Chorus: Poison... )

That is hilarious!

Originally Posted by Spartiate

I was in my basement when my dad walked up to me and said:

My dad: Pass me the potato.
Me: What potato?
My dad: *Throws a potato at my head* That potato!

It didn't take me long to become lucid after that :p!

One of the best

some of my DCs speak french...

i think thats what it is.


or was it irish?

Im standing in a room with a bunch of DC's. A middle aged man with a moustache screams -
DC - "The bed is STRONGER!"
DC- (some woman) "ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh"
(screams the most teribble scream Ive heard.)
Me - (stands and stares pointedly)
Then I woke myself up, I saw a nightmare coming.
ummmm..yeah

Im standing in a room with a bunch of DC's. A middle aged man with a moustache screams -
DC - "The bed is STRONGER!"
DC- (some woman) "ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhh"
(screams the most teribble scream Ive heard.)
Me - (stands and stares pointedly)
Then I woke myself up, I saw a nightmare coming.
ummmm..yeah

LOL What do you think he meant by "The bed is STRONGER?"

I have no idea. It wasnt sexual or anything..atleast I dont think. lol. He was screaming it as if his life depended on it or something lol.

I have no idea. It wasnt sexual or anything..atleast I dont think. lol. He was screaming it as if his life depended on it or something lol.

LOL!

this one might only be funny if you've seen forrest gump

aliens were invading earth (except the aliens looked like humans) forrest gump was an alien
me: maybe you should go back to your own planet
forrest: maybe you should go back to Greenbo ALABAMA!
(forrest's line from the movie)

I dont know how to spell greenbo

Originally Posted by lagunagirl

this one might only be funny if you've seen forrest gump

aliens were invading earth (except the aliens looked like humans) forrest gump was an alien
me: maybe you should go back to your own planet
forrest: maybe you should go back to Greenbo ALABAMA!
(forrest's line from the movie)

I dont know how to spell greenbo

LOL thats funny

As for the spelling i'm 99.9% sure it's spelled Greenboro, Alabama

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Lol, it's Super Shawn Of The Dead! Brandon coudn't you of used your Lucid Powers? Like, go away all zombies or something?

Shaun of the Dead...

Originally Posted by Fale55

LOL thats funny

As for the spelling i'm 99.9% sure it's spelled Greenboro, Alabama

I checked Google. It looks like it's spelled Greenbow and is a non-existant town.

Some weird one's last night:

These two DCs were sitting in a room together, one was a guy, the other was a Chinese girl. The guy liked her, but she didn't know it.

I think then he told her how he felt about her, and she picked up these glasses off the floor (which didn't belong to him, he didn't even wear glasses) and put them upsidedown on his face and said, "I now crown you king of the upsidedown glasses!" Or something like that. Oh, and you know how people say, "I can't see without my glasses!" Well, he said the exact opposite. "I can't see with my glasses!" He exclaimed. (I think he was trying to be funny.)

Then I had a dream that was like an episode of According to Jim, and Jim didn't want his son to celebrate Christmas.

Cheryle took out this homeade decoration and said "I don't care what you say! This is color! This is spirit! How can you deprive our son of something like this?"

woman: I don't know how to fly.
Annoying person: So. (as he pushes her off the sky scraper.)

#1 I went to get some refreshments for an office meeting on the 2nd floor. On the way back up to the 2nd floor I lost control of a box of soda cans. They went all over the stair well. A guy came down and helped me put the cans back in the box.

guy- "So what kind is this drink?"

I looked at the label - "It says Texas Tab. They're 26oz cans. I guess they really do make everything bigger in Texas."

#2 A boy dropped in from the air to fight in a tournament. He hit the ground really hard and a ref came over to him.

ref - "Are you ok? Do you want to go home?"

boy - "No, I want to stay."

ref - "Why are you here?"

boy - "Mostly greed."

#3 "You know, every time you use energy correctly God eats golden chocolate" - DC Metaphysics teacher

#4
guy in black military uniform- "What are we supposed to do now? We've raided everything to the west. There isn't anymore!"

woman in same uniform -"It's ok that there isn't anymore. Besides we've all been captured and we're dying. So we don't need anymore. Everything's fine."

#5 burnt sorority chicks -"Why did we have to die? We were too pretty!"

Originally Posted by Spotdleprd

#5 burnt sorority chicks -"Why did we have to die? We were too pretty!"

You have so much more dialogue in your dreams than I do... at least that I can remember. Those are priceless!

Originally Posted by Spotdleprd

ref - "Why are you here?"

boy - "Mostly greed."

i had one where there was harry potter characters and all of sudden,
dumbledore says

"wakey, wakey. eggs and bacy"
probably cause i watched kill bill vol2 recently