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      Quote Originally Posted by CloudStrife1992 View Post
      I love this forum!

      Just remembered this. Not as funny as most of the things here, but at least I get to contribute. Not lucid here.

      I was swimming around on the streets of my town and I hear this professional voice explaining how swimming is a very efficient form of travel. He said "Men can go up to 60 MPH and women can go up to 45 MPH. I was thinking something like "Probably because men are more arrow dynamic".
      rofl that's funny I wonder if men are more aerodynamic

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      Quote Originally Posted by Kiza View Post
      Arrow dynamic? Is that some sort of cult?

      The Arrow Dynamic.
      LOL, sorry. My spelling isn't all that great.
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      Here's a couple of alright ones that I've overlooked:

      12/13/08

      King: (of his rival army's hit & run tactics) "Their battle cry has always been: 'RUN!' So, naturally, our battle cry has always been: 'Don't flee, you cowards!'"

      ***

      King: "I know it doesn't look much like a castle - in fact, it was originally supposed to be a store. But let's just say, one thing led to another..."

      2/26/09

      Strago: (talking to his granddaughter on a cell phone) "And bring back some furries. They're people too, you know."
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      Mine was when...
      Me nd a random dc my age
      were in a mall laughing nd that lot

      Someone came and took our telescopes (RANDOM)
      and then my friend goes
      "Hey what d'ya think ya doing! THAT TASTED LIKE ICECREAM YOU DORK-A-THING IM GUNNA SHAVE YOUR..." Im not guna complete that sentance.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Lzen View Post

      12/13/08

      King: (of his rival army's hit & run tactics) "Their battle cry has always been: 'RUN!' So, naturally, our battle cry has always been: 'Don't flee, you cowards!'"
      rofl

      I had a dream last night, and in the dream, I was jerry seinfeld.
      I was in a teddy bear store, with my (jerry's) friend george.
      george said,"are we gonna do this or what?", with the obvious intent on stealing a couple teddy bears.
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      "what do we do now captain?" captains viewing glass swings onto his eye"we die."

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      Quote Originally Posted by charzard View Post
      rofl

      I had a dream last night, and in the dream, I was jerry seinfeld.
      I was in a teddy bear store, with my (jerry's) friend george.
      george said,"are we gonna do this or what?", with the obvious intent on stealing a couple teddy bears.
      'Charizard' is spelled with an 'i'.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Grod View Post
      'Charizard' is spelled with an 'i'.
      yup, but I figure that if i spell it without the ''i", then i'll not have to retype my password upon registering, when I find out that there is someone else named "charizard"
      "what do we do now captain?" captains viewing glass swings onto his eye"we die."

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      Quote Originally Posted by charzard View Post
      rofl

      I had a dream last night, and in the dream, I was jerry seinfeld.
      I was in a teddy bear store, with my (jerry's) friend george.
      george said,"are we gonna do this or what?", with the obvious intent on stealing a couple teddy bears.
      lol, I'd definitly put my freedom in danger to steal teddy bears!!! XD
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      Ok I wasn't lucid on these. I had all of them this week.


      Kevid Federline: I used Britney's cell phone and texted the paps with it by posing as a mental Britney to make her look really bad. Hahahah!
      Me: *K-Fed IS evil!*

      NOTE: I don't watch the tabloids AT ALL!
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      In the same long night of dreams, I had this dream where I was in a singing class at a university. And the music teacher was Jennifer Lopez. I'm sitting in the back row where there's this huge window behind us.

      J-lo leaves the class room for whatever reason. It was probably to change her clothes and wear a different outfit.

      I turn to look out and I noticed this pale, little, geeky kid with huge glasses sitting next to me.

      Geeky Kid says: with a mesmerized look on his face, "I manifested you."
      Me: *creepy*...*long pause* "You got something on your face" (it was the #23 in green under his nose)
      Geeky kid: Uses it to pull out this huge green, plastic thing out of his nose that apparently was placed in his throat.
      Me: *disgusted* "What's that?"
      Geeky kid: Nods at it and says "Vegetarian!"

      I was so disgusted, I took that as my cue to leave before he shows me somethng else.
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      Non lucid. I'm at this weird resort place and while everyone was sleeping, I went to the wash room to wash my hands. It's big like a public washroom only it's like hotel style and everything was reddish marble type.

      Just after I was done washing, this guy I previously talked to in the dream walks in. He's very serious and means everything he says.

      Guy: Hey, you're here.
      Me: yeah. My GOD, did you see this washroom, there's digital soap here!
      Guy:.. Oh yeah,.. *totally not impressed* these are flamable. *hinting that they look good but are cheap*
      Me: *surprised* they are? Really?
      Guy: Yeah, this whole place can easily catch on fire... It's not good material for safety. Just imagine, there were dogs who, while sleeping, didn't even realize that the place was burning down, they're dogs, and they died. So, while we sleep, this whole place could start to burn down.. and we would be like sleeping dogs.
      Me: oh
      Guy: Well, anyway, let's go to sleep.
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      man: It's just business.
      Me: JUST BUSINES?!?!?!
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      I had a dream where my family and I were try to console a girl who was made fun of for being gothic. We're all standing in a living room and I am examining Pokemon plush toys - Charizard, Venusaur, and Blastoise (the starting three, no less.)

      Girl: He was so mean to me. He said I only wish I was popular.

      Mom: Well he doesn't know what he's talking about. Popular. Does anyone here know what that is?

      My Brother-in-law: Yes I have some experience with the term. Popular, or popularity, is a term that was widely used in the late 90s, but really has since lost it's cool factor. It's outdated and no one really says it anymore so it doesn't mean anything.

      Girl:
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      The following took place after having watched a woman bang another guy... She had a hole in her lower back. Your imagination that put the rest together.

      Woman: "Anyways, that's my butt-gasm. It's where the two butts join guns."



      I was henceforth thoroughly confused.

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      Very loud, booming voice: "YOU ARE DREAMING."

      Me: "Yeah, whatever."

      Did not become lucid. Sometimes I really can't take a hint.
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      i never became lucid during any of this

      dc: you know, i'm a DC
      me: you mean like Washington DC?
      dc: no! like dream character!
      me: well then
      dc: do a reality check
      me: *pulls a piece of paper out of nowhere. it has the word reality on it. i draw a checkmark on it*
      dc: you idiot!
      me: don't call me names! i did a reality check!
      dc: YOU'RE DREAMING, YOU MORON!!
      me: huh?
      dc: you better wake up before i beat the crap out of you.
      I then woke up.

      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."
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      Quote Originally Posted by redisreddish View Post
      i never became lucid during any of this

      dc: you know, i'm a DC
      me: you mean like Washington DC?
      dc: no! like dream character!
      me: well then
      dc: do a reality check
      me: *pulls a piece of paper out of nowhere. it has the word reality on it. i draw a checkmark on it*
      dc: you idiot!
      me: don't call me names! i did a reality check!
      dc: YOU'RE DREAMING, YOU MORON!!
      me: huh?
      dc: you better wake up before i beat the crap out of you.
      I then woke up.
      You made this up, didn't you?
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      I'm lucid and walking down a major road. I touch the leaves from a tree. There wet and I think there were insects on the leaf. Then I tell a woman walking behind me that the place is beatiful so she answers "Last time I planted these trees in my backyard, my dog went Pfffth!" lol
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      In a non-lucid, I was watching a documentary-type-thing presented by Richard Dawkins. He was in a mall, roller-skating with a bunch of teenagers. He called them hippies, then fell over. Utterly hilarious at the time.
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      Same night, different dream. I was watching a news-show presented by Alan Davies (British actor/comedian), except that it was supposed to be parodying another show. He introduced it by saying "Welcome to the Lavatory." One of his guests was Stephen Fry (British actor/comedian/writer/director/all-round good egg), but Alan introduced him as S.W.A.T Fly as some kind of pun. Made sense at the time, and was very funny at the time.
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      I was apparently watching Everybody Loves Raymond. It cut off, and there was a paper towel commercial starring the cast.

      Marie: Raymond, your house is a mess.

      Raymond: Yeah, Ma, but it's so hard to clean.

      Marie: *understanding*. Oh. Well I know just what you need. -insert brand name paper towels here- number 5!

      Raymond: Thanks, Ma. Now Debra can clean right.

      Marie: *kicks the paper towel roll. It lands in a bathtub, which for some reason is surrounded by barbed wire.*

      A screen now pops up with the standard "side effects may include" narrator, who talks about them. They look like hefty brand paper towels, with the number 5 after the name.

      The commercial is now over. Frank is in the bathroom, cleaning up (with the paper towels). His window is open, and he can see into the room directly across from him. It is apparently Robert's house, and there is a fridge in the bathroom. Frank picks up the phone.

      Frank: Hey Robert, you left your fridge open when you were cleaning it.

      Robert: *dismally* Yeah, thanks dad. I'll see to it.

      At this point, Raymond comes into view from out of the refrigerator door. he has a half empty pepsi and a tub of ham, and apparently he's getting ready to take a bath. Frank picks the phone back up.

      Frank: *sarcastically*. Nevermind. The master chef just showed up.

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      Conversation with random DC:

      I randomly become Lucid in some house without doing a reality check or anything. I'm standing next to this guy who kinda looks amd sounds like a stoner.

      Conversation:

      Me: Oh shit....I'm dreaming.
      (I turn and look at my DC who has a blank look on his face)
      Me: Hey man do you know we're dreaming?
      DC: What?
      Me: We're fucking dreaming man...this is a dream!
      DC: You're crazy man...
      Me: Nah watch this...(I start levitating) You can do anything you want....this is just a dream!
      DC: What are you on about man....you're insane!
      Me: Oh yeah....you're a fucking dream caracter!

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      In a dream last night I went to get my haircut at some salon that Oprah Winfrey owned and it was called Gayless. No gay guys worked there.Can't remember any conversation about it, but that was the name.


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      Well I just had the weirdest dream ever. I am still piecing together the story as best I can. But the strange DC quote comes from a past version of myself. I should probably explain.

      At some point in the dream I get kidnapped and am later freed. Well later on I discover I have the power to teleport. So im teleporting around and decide to start walking. Thats when I see a building with huge windows on each floor so you can see into everything from the outside. In this one room I see the room I was taken to when kidnapped. I teleport in and see myself and everyone else that was kidnapped. I am careful not to talk to my past self (cant destroy the universe ya know). So I talk to this girl I know and get the urge to kiss her. She is unresponsive so I try the whole talk to my past self thing (Forget the universe!!) I tap myself on the shoulder and past me turns to me twice. The first time I cant see his face. The second time I do. Past me is pissed and says "Stop it your going to make me God. Stop making me God!!!!" I guess ill start a dream journal to post the rest lol. Sorry for the length of this post I literally just woke up like 15 mins ago from this dream.

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      Not a dream exactly, but a character from a hypnagogic hallucination, speaking as if he had just solved global warming:

      "The polar ice caps... can BE MOVED!!!"

      Man, my subconscious is smart.
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