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      As I was making my first attempt at a WILD this morning, I heard the following disembodied conversation:

      "What's your favorite football team?"
      "Horizontal vegetation."

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      Originally posted by OsakaWilson
      I was sitting in my car at a stoplight with a DC.

      DC: You're dreaming now.
      Me: What makes you think so?
      DC: Look at the stop light.
      I look and it is normal.
      Me: So. What about it?
      DC: Look again.
      I look again and in place of the green light is a series of numbers.
      Me: Cool!!

      The coolest thing was that I had just put in my dream journal that I wished a DC would just come up to me and tell me I was lucid, because that would be so much easier.
      that SOOO reminds me of the matrix...

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      I'm in a posh french hotel, in the restaurant, when the waitress is describing a french delicacy:
      Waitress: Oeuf et frites, it's a fried egg atop chips
      Me: So it's just egg and chips, then?
      Waitress: Yes. If you like, I could split some of the chips in half

      I laughed a lot when I woke up, the idea of a posh French restaurant serving egg and chips was priceless.
      We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. Some of us let these great dreams die, but others nourish and protect them; nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will come true. - Woodrow Wilson

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      In a non-lucid dream I had once a friend of mine was rooming with a big friendly giant and he wrote little notes all around the house. One of them said, "Nothing given nothing gained; nothing tried nothing trained."
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      Quote Originally Posted by Axe555 View Post
      As I'm entering a house through the garage an old woman opens the door and says "Thank you for not smoking and eating Drakes." (Drakes is a brand of snack cake)

      Damn advertisers are even in my dreams!

      Rich
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      ROFL!!! This topic is so funny! Especially really weird (but not wrong) stuff like about dating robots and killing monsters by feeding them with the help of Buzz. ITs a bit like Futurama, lol, that episode was on tonight btw.

      For all who can lucid dream (im still having trouble ) ask your dc/dg this:

      If i gave you a thousand dollars, what would you buy? (i hope for some hilarious responses).
      <div align="center">Just because you&#39;re not paranoid,
      It doesn&#39;t mean that they&#39;re still not out to get you.</div>

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      I was at school but the grounds were all weird. I ran up this huge hill to get to my GF and she asked me if I did it all by myself (a project i think) and i said yes. Hmm, not weird but anyway.
      I want it thick and long and to keep me up all night... I&#39;m talking about the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book you pervs&#33;&#33;&#33;

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      I had a LD in which I informed DCs they were in my dream. I showed off my dream powers to them by holding out my hand out before each. Told them to think of something they wanted. Whatever the chars mentally wished for I made appear in my hand. Got through the crowd, all the DCs were happy with their gifts.

      My sister was last. She wanted a bottle of whiskey. I made it appear in the palm of my hand. She got a big cheesey smile on her face and said, "I like your dreams, I&#39;m coming back more often."

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      Dreamer meets DC : (Robert Munsch, the childrens writer who has a sheep with him with a poem attached to it&#39;s collar).

      Poem: "Wherever you go, wherever you go
      you&#39;ll meet a lot of people, baby
      thats for sure.
      Wherever you go, wherever you go
      you gotta go the places where
      the wind blows yo."

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      My friend told me this one, when he was flying passed his (ginormous) street, he heard a narrative voice saying, "is there life beyond the street?", and he yells, "YEAH&#33;" and zips away.
      Just Learning now...Exploring the field.

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      "Every man&#39;s actions confide on the man in front of them, our ambitions are clear"

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      My brother: Hey&#33; let&#39;s have a threesome with my girlfriend
      Me: But there are construction workers watching

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      A male friend I have from IRL:
      "you wanna see breasts?"
      I answer:
      "Yeah, definately, you got it right&#33;"
      He says:
      "Last night I was with this gay doctor and I got along really well with him"

      i flew the hell out of there&#33;
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      Currently practicing WILD. I quote Kaniaz who said it best: "The point of WILD is to piss me off". Though, I have not given up, far from it.

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      My brother Karl said to me in a LD once -
      &#39;I knew it was a dream..."
      He&#39;s always tryin&#39; to get the one-up on me xD
      "It's only after you've lost everything
      That you're free to do anything"
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      it was a battle between me and a DC years ago, when I had first tried to use psychokinesis.

      I said something stupid along the lines
      "Youre nothing compared to my powers&#33;"

      However, my psychokinesis failed and the DC was still standing there shaking his head

      "You dont have POWERS, not even in your dreams&#33; Which you are dreaming&#33; HAHAHA&#33;"

      ;__;

      "thanks..jerk"



      Quote Originally Posted by Sythix View Post

      Talking to an American Indian:

      "One who is one with the one will be one with the one as one."
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      is it wrong that that makes sense me&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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      A random girl in a random dorm room:

      "I just pissed in this trash can."

      some guy:

      "Hey, that&#39;s my basement&#33;"

      I woke up and laughed my ass off.
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      Quote Originally Posted by gregash View Post
      A random girl in a random dorm room:

      "I just pissed in this trash can."

      some guy:

      "Hey, that&#39;s my basement&#33;"

      I woke up right then and laughed my ass off.
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      Haha, that&#39;s the funniest thing I&#39;ve read in this thread so far&#33; :bravo:
      We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. Some of us let these great dreams die, but others nourish and protect them; nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will come true. - Woodrow Wilson

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      I guess this is the right place to tell this.

      New on the forums and had a few "unwanted" lucid dreams, first one i got was on a street of our capitol.

      Realised i was dreaming, started throwing mini-vans around(well, seemed like a good idea) loved every bit of it. Then as i watched a car go through a building and keep on flying, i had a tap on my shoulder.

      I turned around and there was this big police officer looking down at me and saying:

      "You&#39;re not supposed tp be here". And i woke up straight away.

      Never forgot that dream and had me reaölly puzzled when i woke up.

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      MORE MORE&#33;&#33;&#33; MORRRRRRRREE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; THIS IS HILLARIOUS LOL I LOVED THE TRASH CAN ONE&#33;
      also "One who is one with the one will be one with the one as one." HAHAHAHA SO MANY OF THESE MADE ME LAUGH HYSTERICALLY

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      Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
      My very first lucid dream, long before I had heard about it:
      I am standing on great grass plain, feeling like a real indian, when this beautiful falcon comes flying across the sky and lands before me. The falcon turns into a old man dressed in a penguin suit, (Looking like Jack the Ripper, the way I have always guessed he looked), and walks towards me while saying:
      "Good evening. I am Falcon. I am your subconsciousness."
      He then teaches me the fundamental principles of lucid dreaming. And for years I thought I was the only one who could do it&#33;
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      i think that is the single coolest i have ever read.
      give peace a chance

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      well this doesnt fit the title perfectly but i was flying around in my school once i became lucid and i saw a sign that said "No flying in the hallways" and it has a picture of a stickdude that was horizontal.
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      Hey, first post

      anyway, this was from an old dream that was quite lengthy. Here is the plot:

      This kid who is a few years younger than I am, and his family are all being slated for termination by super natural forces. They are all getting killed off in bizarre incidents, none more bizarre than the main child protaganist.

      So after several deaths, he is walking out to a car, his parents with him, and they reassure him, "Everything will be fine. Noone will get you, you and Jack just go and have a bit coat hangar party&#33;"

      He gets into a car, and as it drives away, he yells out the window "Yeah&#33; Coat hangar party&#33;", DUN DUN DUN&#33; Intense music starts and a blood curdling scream is heard.

      Enter the car: The driver is this strange hunched over bald guy with puckered lips who seems to not be paying attention. A scary lady is in the passenger seat shaking her head back and forth very fast, and in the back a demon of some sort is attacking the boy and making him scream. Suddenly, I was in the car and was watching as it drove wildly about the road, and soon crashed into a brick wall, killing the passengers.

      I would have gladly seen his parents&#39; meet their ends, but I awoke just after.

      Noteable quotes:

      "Yeah&#33; COAT HANGAR PARTY&#33;"

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      HAHA&#33;
      Welcome to the forum
      Our dreams are firsthand creations, rather than residues of waking life. We have the capacity for infinite creativity.

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      I was seeing how stupid DCs are for the first time and one of them told me my name was "butterbiscuit." I just laughed and walked away.
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      Well I had a non lucid dream, god knows how i didnt realise i was dreaming. I was with my brother and had found this police tape kind of stuff wrapped around a huge rock in the water, it was like a pointy rock that reached the bottom and came up to the surface but was flat on top. So i unwrapped this stuff and like the next day I suppose, my brother walked up with this pretty girl and said "I figured it out&#33;" and I say "what?&#33;" and he goes "she was fishing with this padlock yesterday" and holds it up like it explained everything. lol when i woke up i laughed so hard mainly because in my dream it made sense.

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      Yea, it&#39;s really hillarious how, in dreams, rediculous quotes like that make sense to us. But then when we wake up, we burst out laughing&#33;
      I will some day legally change my name to:

      "Simquatti Charles Moses Solomon Gunther Schmupak, Magical Ninja Reverend LXXIV"

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      haha yeh, wonder why, like what causes it?
      Do we just have no common sense in dreams?

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