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      "Here, put this mattress in your garage. It'll help with zombie defense."

      In another one, a spelling contest where you die if you spell the word wrong:
      Executioner: "Spell, disabled."
      Man: "Kjystiunf"
      Executioner: "Now you die."
      Man: (Looks at the floor sadly, as if he's really disappointed)
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      Quote Originally Posted by Well now what? View Post
      Where did this thread disappear to? Anyway, great to have it back.
      I had it sent out to be cleaned. You're welcome.

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      Girl#1: "Is that a mouse"
      Girl#2: "Omg, IT IS"
      Girl#1: "IT'S A MOUSE"
      screaming
      uncontrollable laughing
      Me: "A mouse? I wanna see!"
      They come out of the other room to show me a big, light brown cat.

      --
      I was standing on top of a roof of some house.
      Evolventity: "You should jump."

      --
      I jumped out of a bus about to crash into a building, I was the only one to make it out. I look in the distance and notice a man dressed in red climbing the house.
      "HEY, LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S SPIDERMAN AAHAHAHAHAHA"

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      Teacher is talking on the phone in a hushed voice in the classroom.
      Classmate: "See, the teachers are talking about their world domination plans"

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      *picks up pen from library floor*
      "This is no tool for a wizard such as I!"

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      -A conversation after a false awakening-

      I wake up in the living room, my whole family is present.
      I try to explain why I woke up there, everyone is looking at me in a weird way.
      Suddenly my father interrupts me mid-speech and says "THEN STOP MESSING WITH YOUR DREAMS".
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      In my house with my grandparents and my dead cat:

      Grandpa "Awww, cute cat. What's his name?"
      Me "It's a rat." in a low, flat voice

      Then the cat bit my arm and I woke up and my arm was tingling.
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      "The only exit is through the locker room. Good luck!"

      I was lost in some building and this is what the secretary told me when I asked for directions

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      My friend and I are being held in cages. I look around, something doesn't seem right.

      Me: Hey dude, this kinda looks like a dream. What'd you think?
      Friend: No. I don't know.
      Me: I'm pretty sure this is a dream dude. Look around.
      Friend: Ugh, that doesn't matter, we're still in cages.
      Me: Uhm...



      Shortly after, it did matter. Because I walked through the bars and opened up the wall, and we left. It was funny though, his DC's logic almost made absolute sense to me and I almost lost lucidity.
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      We may guess that in dreams life, matter, and vitality, as the earth knows such things, are not necessarily constant; and that time and space do not exist as our waking selves comprehend them. Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." H.P. Lovecraft

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      *shouting angrily*
      "No! Dr. Phil is a great person! He helped me out big time!"
      -I guess he and you must like each other then...
      "No! Dr. Phil handles a ton of these cases in no time!"
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      DC (who is a warlock) to me: "This is a dream."
      Me: "Nah."
      DC: "You are dreaming, though."
      Me: "Nah, no I'm not."
      DC: (smirks) "You're going to be upset about this when you wake up."

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      Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
      DC: (smirks) "You're going to be upset about this when you wake up."
      hehe, we're you?
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      Quote Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue View Post
      hehe, we're you?
      I actually thought it was really funny when I woke up. That DC is a recurring character in my dreams and he's a smart-alec. He's probably my most self-aware DC. He always knows it's a dream, even when I don't.

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      A while back I was lucid at a theme park, and I asked one of the workers there who ran the park. Not only did they say "Mr. W", but when I asked her who he was, she said 'he convenes us, we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for him'. Do you know I had to double check google to see if that was really a word?

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      I am non-lucid in a theme park with two of my friends and after we get off a really wild rollercoaster we are walking along a path and I say to them, "Man, that rollercoaster was so crazy it was like it was a dream or something."

      I look at them and they are both smiling.
      I ask, "Am I awake right now?"

      One says, "No." And the other says, "Definitely not."
      And I become lucid!

      Strange that the person before me also had a theme park dream.
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      I look down at my clothing doubtfully. I'm wearing a Santa suit.
      "Are you -sure-?"
      "Yeah it's fun, we take turns running through houses dressed as Santa, whoever makes it through the most houses before getting arrested wins."
      Because, apparently, people will let you run around their house if they think you're Santa.

      Then night before last where Dean Winchester couldn't pronounce 'Ghana' and tells the person correcting him to shut up.
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      I suppose I use/hear a lot of obscene language when I'm not lucid...

      I am sitting on a bench in a park. Angela Merkel arrives with a poodle and sits next to me. After a few minutes she screams very loudly "THE BITCH AIN'T HERE TODAY", and the people in the park start clapping loudly.

      I then stand up and scream at her to never come back again. I don't know why I was so mad, but I think it had something to do with her hurting me in the past.
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      Angela Merkel's speech, wow, that touched me very deeply. :')

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      I'm in our kitchen with my grandpa and im emptying the dishwasher.
      Grandpa: "Want to hear a joke? Why are the fishes up at night?
      Me: "...."
      Grandpa: "Because they are nordic walking"
      Me and grandpa: " Ahahaha "
      My brother: " -__-"


      Lucid Dream with Achilleus(Brad Pitt) My brother gave me LD task to ask something from Achilleus.
      Me: "how to make your name last for thousand years?"
      Achilleus: "First you have to be as young and handsome as I am"
      -I Wake up and go tell what Achillues had told to me
      My brother: "What an asshole" in real life

      Trey Parker gives me a tablet that says "Southpark 2100"
      Me: "What does the 2100 stand for?"
      Trey: "The year when Canada wins Ice hockey gain"
      Both of us: "AHhahahaah"

      Im observing as a girl walks in an office showing places for two business man. One of the men sees Ironman with his new huge armor outside the window and says
      Man: "Damn, i wish my penis was that big."


      While Lucid in a restaurant with Jim Carrey. I pull my "dream"-hair back so that is stays the way i pulled it
      JC: "You look like John Travolta"

      Im sitting with my old friends at the side of a football field and everyone keeps calling me "King the best." A woman comes by to ask me something.
      Woman: " Hey excuse me could i get some directions please?"
      Me: "Im King the Best."

      A kidnapper has kidnapped me and my brother and we are walking on a snowy forest.
      Me: "What if a fox attack us suddenly?"
      Kidnapper: " I'll handle it."
      -Bear attacks
      Kidnapper:

      Me in my living room scratching a cat.
      Cat: Hey that's the wrong spot."
      Me in shock: "Did you just talk?"
      Cat: "MeOw"
      Cat: "Iv been here since 1960"

      We are next to a dying marine on a riverbay and he is taking his last breaths.
      Marine: "I almost caught a fish *coughing in blood*"
      Me: "ahah...that's not funny dude"

      I'm in a bedroom with a salesman who is showing me a simulation bed.
      Salesman: "With this you can eat all the meat."

      Driving with motorbikes with some guys on a road between houses.
      Guy 1 : "I wonder if Freds illness has passed"
      -Huge vomit explosion from one of the houses that spreads across the lawn.
      Guy 2 : "I guess not"


      These took me 40minutes to find from my dream journals

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      ^^ I think those were the best I ever read

      Especially loved the cat and the vomit ones

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      Lol'd at "I've been here since 1960".

      Awesome quotes, Mikasan .
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      I dreamed recently that I was on my home street, defending someone from an attacking gang of wrestling bikers. The metal rake I was using against them seemed to have very little effect, so they grabbed me and dragged me away down the road. I could smell the breath of the closest one and it smelled like cigarettes, so I told him, "You smoke too much."
      He replied with something like: "It's a big habit!" Then he deliberately breathed on me again.
      Down the road, this guy took me to behind the fence of the neighbour's house, while the rest of the gang remained around the front. He mischievously pointed through a small gap in the fence, and I looked through to see a girl getting changed in the back garden. The guy grinned and said that if I joined their gang, I could see 'Lana' like this whenever I wanted. I was about to reply that I knew that girl, we were friends, her name wasn't Lana, and I'd seen her nude before.
      But then, a group of about four or five other nude people came onto the front garden of the house, spotted us, and we got in trouble. I fled, but behind me I could hear the leader of the biker gang firing the guy at the fence. I ran all around the neighbourhood until I cam back to my house. The fired guy was there staring at stairs and looking for all the keys he could find. I placed a hand on his shoulder sympathetically and said, "I'm sorry about the Aces & Eights," (the Aces & Eights being the name of the biker gang). But he looked at me with a confused and shocked look on his face, and said, "You're taking away my weird."
      Then the rest of the gang arrived, explaining to the fired guy that he wasn't really fired, and all was happy again. I sat down with two of the gang members, and asked if he'd put all of the keys back in the house. His friend said, "Look, when we say no, we mean no."
      Then I found a letter addressed to me, but my name on the front was spelled horribly wrong. It was something like "Aethponeh". I showed it to the others, thinking it was funny, and one of the guys said, "Now I get drunk a lot, but I find that hard to read." Inside were some McDonald's vouchers, including one for large fries only 20p.
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      Read all 85 pages! That was a blast.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
      DC (who is a warlock) to me: "This is a dream."
      Me: "Nah."
      DC: "You are dreaming, though."
      Me: "Nah, no I'm not."
      DC: (smirks) "You're going to be upset about this when you wake up."
      I honestly hold the belief that some dream characters can become sentient. Because after all, DC are just thoughts, and since you aren't consciously creating them, they are not your own...
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      I think that might be a little like saying, if it comes from your subconscious it isn't yours. I do think our subconsciouses belong to us.
      We may guess that in dreams life, matter, and vitality, as the earth knows such things, are not necessarily constant; and that time and space do not exist as our waking selves comprehend them. Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." H.P. Lovecraft

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      "Happy birthday! If you snap your fingers hard enough you can become a heavy armor class."

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