I had found this huge, farm-like place. It was perfect to stay away from the zombie apocalypse going on.
Girl: They'll only let you in if you have fruits or vegetables.
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I had found this huge, farm-like place. It was perfect to stay away from the zombie apocalypse going on.
Girl: They'll only let you in if you have fruits or vegetables.
A fragment about a little Japanese man dressed in a cowboy outfit, speaking in a southern accent, says "Boob kits? I'm the best at boob kits in town!"
Me(to my DC friend): hey you know this is my dream, right?
My friend: it doesn't matter I'm not little like those ants
*i looked down at the ants (which were actually termites)*
Me:but those are termites!
My friend: oh, then they should be fine!
*Also a LD fail*
Me: wait a second, Scarlett (my pet dog) am I dreaming?!
*looks down at hands* no I guess not i still have ten fingers
My dog: exactly! Now lets go kill voldemort!
And LD semi-win
Me in field with my DC crush
Me: is that your sister?
Dc: no, that's a deer
* the deer then proceeds to attack me*
Me: deer attack?! What is this a dream!?
DC: well duh!
Me: ok then, *kills deer*
Every time I've lucid dreamed since 2012 I've been attacked by deer
Me: What's the meaning of life?
Guy: *rolling his eyes, as if the answer was obvious* Dancing. We live to dance.
Meanwhile, the ghost keeps repeating, "shnitten shni shnitty"
This is from a (semi-lucid) dream I had last night that I was wolf link from twilight princess
DC midna: link you idiot! Don't kill the guards!
Me: link isn't my real name is it? Isn't it Rebecca and aren't I female?
Midna: dream shut down! Lucidity atained!
dreamed a week long visit to a friend in another country.
me:" is it for the teleporter?" (his group, in reality, claimed they wanted to build one) for the golden fish? (I have an image in my mind of a gold fish swimming\reflected in a metal box, like the screen that reflected my friend before, contoured\beaming rainbow colors.).
my friend DC: do you want something else to eat or drink?"(next I'm holding another cup of coffee?
me: "your hair is beautiful"
my friend DC: how do you know? (i'm touching lightly his hair, that odly becomes long and blond) how can one know what beauty is?"
me: hmm... it's personal. (caressing his forehead)
DC friend: " isn't the beauty in the eye on the beholder?"
ME: emm... (braiding his hair, but it suddenly becomes short, gray and little balding)
DC friend: "you're no mathematician! you don't know the formula!"
me: a formula for beauty? not for love? wait... the number of permutations...in power of infinity... devided by 2...
DC f: (very arrogant) if you don't understand something - ask. i will not tell what you don't ask!"
me OK OK i'm asking! is the gold fish so strange really? what is it's role in the game of reality? does it really cause another item of the Multiverse be created? How? why the hell would anyone in his right mind want to create such a horror? (getting excited) what is The Negotiation all about? why me? what can i afford to remember from this dream?
f DC: do you want me to treat you as i treat my other friend?
me: "what did you all want from me? who are all these friend you tell me about? are you trying to make me jealous? you promised to answer! i'm asking!
well - if i got answers, i don't remember any... time i ask again i think.
This isn't what a DC says, it's more about what they're doing.
So I was sailing a ship with a bunch a guys, right? When suddenly we find a helicopter that has crashed into the water. Near by it, we see the helicopter pilot in the water. She was playing with a shark.
...wat.
Last night, I dreamed I was sitting on some steps with a large group of people. I was dressed as Father Christmas; I didn't know why but I played along because there were a bunch of small children sitting before me and coming to me one by one. I assumed the other people there must have had something to do with this. One particular child took a very long time to get up and shuffle towards me, so I said to her: "How about I get you some faster shoes for Christmas, eh?"
I'm in the kitchen, in the middle of a "breakfast party" when I realise I'm dreaming. I remember the TOTM and start singing the ABC song.
DCs (about ten people): *start singing and dancing around me, turning the ABC song into a Broadway number*
And just this morning, I dreamed I was on my computer. Something which looked like a Facebook options page was on the screen (at least I assume that's what it was). Right at the bottom was a drop-down selection tab labelled 'Filter by', and it was currently set to 'boobs'.
I've just found this one in my old notes:
DC with caterpillar's body, bee head and muscular human arms with crab pincers says with a deep robotic voice: "Or do you think that I should transmutate in a more specific species!?"
Two weeks or so ago, in a scene standing in a room with undercooked food, I taste the food and say "if we cook it properly we'd be able to eat it", then some DC responds: "Tell that to Ghandi!"
And this wasn't a DC, but me, after a struggle in a battle arena, I come across some hot food buffet tables with strange but tasty looking food, and I exclaim, "Oh, Hell Yeah!".
woke with a faded vision of 3 search terms in the Inorganic internet, written on thin air:
Earth (not sure about this one)
Earthians
the 11days
...some monumental historical event? has something to do - or just reminding - the falling of the twin-towers? past? future?
has anything to do with the "negotiation"?
Me: I was heading over to Walmart.
DC Friend: Oh, last time I was there I shot that place up.
Me: Let's go!
I'm trying to eat a muffin that won't hold its shape. Annoying DC comes up and pokes my muffin with his finger. I tell him that's nasty, stop. Another DC agrees with me, saying, "It starts to decompose when you touch someone else's cookie."
Last night in a normal dream i was with a dc in a room where
rab c nesbit was laying on a bed wearing nappies which had not
been changed for sometime, and the smell was awful. As me and
the dc stepped outside of this room, he said to me. "I need to wipe
my nose on a dogs arse to take the smell away"
I'm afraid I'll have to correct you there. Based on the your description that's technically not a dream...that's a nightmare...http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/us...12962/baby.gif
From just this morning...
I dreamed I was parachuting into my back garden with a team of other people. I nearly landed in the hedge, but then got the wires on my parachute entangled with someone else's. As they tried to yank their parachute away from mine, they said: "Don't f*** my arm off."
I'm trying to get rid of a girl who I was in loved with when I was a kid. She's always turning her back on me although she doesn't let me go:
Me: Hey! did you realize that I've never kissed you?
DC girl (says with a very old creepy woman's voice): It is too late...
I had a FA and, when I realised I was dreaming, I got paralysed. Two people, dressed as scientists, walked into the room and started writing down notes while looking at me. Then, one of them said this:
"I wonder what someone who knows they're dreaming can do in a dream..."
This one's from last night but it's paraphrased because I can't recall I to each exact word.
Brother: (To me and my 11 year old brother): Girls are just these beautiful luxiourious things with luscious bottoms...and best of all, is their breasts."
Me: Our little brother is in the room.
In one of my first ever Lucid Dreams, I asked Simon Cowell to sing me a song, to which he obliged - "Dum Dee Dee Dum Dum Dum Dum Dee" (roughly) (whilst doing like a conductor thing with his arms!)
I was taking an online survey with a huge amount of questions. One of the questions asked this:
"At what time do you hoard the morning newspaper at three o' clock in the morning?" (exact words)
This isn't something that was said...but I was typing up my dream from last night and one little typo completely changed the meaning of the sentence. I thought it was funny.
So in the dream Liam is enthralled by a weird magician guy, and the man tells him "You're wondering why you are here. You...are here because of your singular nature. Who you used to be. Who you are now."
I typed this "...Who you used to bed. Who you are now."
Then I read over it and chuckled, "Who he used to bed huh?"