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      DC "Mind if I taste the concrete?"
      DC2 "Damn you I'll punch off your fists"

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      DC- "A pinto makes a bean..."
      Me- "...huh?"
      DC- "A PINTO MAKES A BEAN!"
      Me- " O_O..."


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      We share the same glow.

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      DCGirl: *Looks up from newspaper* According to recent studies, the zombie apocalypse will occur within forty years because of Obomacare.
      DCBoy: Oh really? I thought it was gun control?
      NonLucid Me: No, idiots. The zombie apocalypse isn't going to happen in my dreams.
      *zombies eat the DCs*

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      I sure told him...

      The Scene - I have just entered an outdoor party. I know most of the people here but I introduce myself to one of the guys that I don't know.

      Me - "Hey, my name's Kevin."
      DC - "Yeah, I know, we've met before."
      Me - "You do look familiar, how do we know each other?"
      DC - "I'm the guy who gave you all that advice on how to get lucid. Haven't followed it huh?"
      Me - "What are you talking about? I've been following it to the letter. My awareness is through the roof recently and my dreams have been very vivid! You don't know what you're talking about."
      DC - *Laughs and exits scene*
      Me - *Carries on, No Lucidity*

      Well Played Subconscience. Well Played.

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      ROFL

      Although I have the feeling I could very well have this dream some time, given how most of my non-lucid dreams are about dreams.

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      I'm talking with a girlfriend when I realize it's a dream:

      Me: Do you know that I've realized it's a dream?
      DC: Yes.
      Me: And what do you think about it?
      DC: That you always behave different with me when you do that.
      Me: And? What's the point, it's a dream anyway? (I RC to confirm then I turn and go away)
      DC (shouts lout): You always behave different with us when you do that!!
      Last edited by Box77; 03-24-2013 at 11:10 AM. Reason: It was last night, I've just remembered...

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      I try to use the a public bathroom, but it looks like the altar rail at a church and a woman is discussing with a second one about how to use the toilet paper to write about her inner conflicts surrounding the act of elimination.

      Me: You're not supposed to WRITE about it, you just..."

      ...they ingored me and I left in frustration.

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      "LOOK! I'M SWIMMING LIKE A SAILBOAT!!!!" Shrieks the girl doing a presentation, sliding across the floor on one knee and thrusting her hand out in front of herself repeatedly.

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      Quote Originally Posted by dutchraptor View Post
      DC2 "Damn you I'll punch off your fists"
      LOL, that is too good.
      We may guess that in dreams life, matter, and vitality, as the earth knows such things, are not necessarily constant; and that time and space do not exist as our waking selves comprehend them. Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." H.P. Lovecraft

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      This was my second lucid i think..

      I was with my friend and some guy was chasing us. When i got lucid, i said to my friend:

      "Look he (the chaser) is going to dissapear!"

      And there they stood watching me like im kind of retarded.. (Later on he dissapeared when we turned around)
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      Girl: He went to Pakistan.
      Random old guy appears out of nowhere, he laughs and points at me.
      Old guy: Hahahaha she doesn't know where Pakistan is!
      Me: YES, I DO :<

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      DC 1: "Dude. Soccer. Badminton."
      DC 2: "Let's get on this."

      They both ran off, leaving me with a badminton racquet and nobody to play with.

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      Mkay, I went through repressed memory therapy on myself for ten minutes to get this for you guys so...

      I was trying to walk through a door in order to teleport to a new dream scene but a DC walks up to me and taps my shoulder.
      DC: Hi. *big grin*
      Me: You know this is a dream right?
      DC:
      Me: Like when I wake up you will disappear. You are a character in my dream.
      DC: *very sad and confused. Starts looking around and crying.*
      Me: Okay... I'm just gonna go...
      DC: Ow! My nose! *Shakes me until I wake up.*

      My DCs have been acting up lately... I can't believe I still haven't written this in my DJ!

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      DC 1: I'M SCREAMING NONSENSE!
      DC 2: YEAH!
      DC 3: I'm fifteen-sixteen!!!!
      Me: What..?

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      I was walking up this long, wide outdoor set of stairs with a bunch of people. Someone was holding a huge m60, and something was about to happen which I didn't remember when I woke up. An Asian guy nearby suddenly yelled:
      "LEEEROOOOY JENKINS!!!"
      For some reason due to the context it was really funny, couldn't stop laughing in the dream. I can't remember laughing in a dream before that, like ever.

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      Well, this happened in hypnagogia so it doesn't really count...

      DCGirls:
      Me: Um, excuse me, can you stop talking so loudly; I'm trying to study.
      DCGirls: /ignore
      Me: *Librarian comes by* Oh, hey, can you ask these girls to be quitter please.
      DCLibrarian: Of course! Now, let's just fix that... *pulls out a knife and slits their throats* *walks away*
      Me:

      For some reason, I keep having funny dreams to post here...
      Last edited by Jabre; 04-14-2013 at 12:35 AM.

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      DCLibrarian: Of course! Now, let's just fix that... *pulls out a knife and slits their throats* *walks away*
      Me:

      For some reason, I keep having funny dreams to post here...
      Who is your favorite comedian? Clive Barker?

      Awesome dream quote!
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      I was dating a girl who I called from a catalog, when an aunt and her daughter appear on the scene:

      Me (I didn't know what was the girl's name, so I picked up the first one that came to my mind): "Rose this is... Diana, Diana this is Rose, and Rose this is Diana, Diana this is Rose." (then I realized that both of my relatives have the same name.)
      Aunt DC: "Well, what can tell us the street about prostitution?"
      Me (Pissed-off): "It's none of your business just go away and leave us alone!"

      Later in the same dream, I'm hearing a reverend preaching against the devil's messages hidden in pop music played backwards, when he plays backwards a very hitting song which I liked a lot that way:

      Lyrics: "...I'm bitching up your head... sexual diamond... that's the strength of the unwanted door..."

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      "if you are really in control of this dream and you know balloons are round, then why do these balloons have many sides?"

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      Quote Originally Posted by Box77 View Post
      I'm bitching up your head...
      Hoooly crap I laughed so hard at that!!
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      Me: Hey...why is your skirt on backwards?
      Girl: *She looks annoyed and twists it around* well, the front has this button and the layers just pull apart. The soldiers kept thinking I was a prostitute. You know...easy access dress.
      Me: Oh yeah...the button makes way more sense on the back. *as soon as she looks away I snicker and roll my eyes*

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      "Let's start asking nearby questions!"
      "No, don't ask ME any nearby questions! I have a physics problem!"

      "Eat apples. They make you really tall."

      And the real kicker-
      "All matter is clearly made up of different conditions, different times, and different objects."
      Oh man, thats deep.
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      I was on some kind of parkin lot and I saw a TV. It was airing a documentary about teen masturbation. Random quote: "Eletronic devices may instigate the teenagers' curiosity" *video of a girl... playing with some kind of device*
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      "I'M TERRIFIED OF SQUIRRELS!!!"
      "....is he serious?"

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