DC- "A pinto makes a bean..." |
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DC "Mind if I taste the concrete?" |
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DC- "A pinto makes a bean..." |
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Your whole mind is made in a special way,
We share the same glow.
DCGirl: *Looks up from newspaper* According to recent studies, the zombie apocalypse will occur within forty years because of Obomacare. |
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The Scene - I have just entered an outdoor party. I know most of the people here but I introduce myself to one of the guys that I don't know. |
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If you're ever fed up with life, try having kids. It'll never be the same...
Plus you can do all that cool kid stuff again without looking like a creep. Bounce House, here I come!!!
Everyone else has a picture down here so here's the best band ever...
Ahaha |
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ROFL |
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I'm talking with a girlfriend when I realize it's a dream: |
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Last edited by Box77; 03-24-2013 at 11:10 AM. Reason: It was last night, I've just remembered...
I try to use the a public bathroom, but it looks like the altar rail at a church and a woman is discussing with a second one about how to use the toilet paper to write about her inner conflicts surrounding the act of elimination. |
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"LOOK! I'M SWIMMING LIKE A SAILBOAT!!!!" Shrieks the girl doing a presentation, sliding across the floor on one knee and thrusting her hand out in front of herself repeatedly. |
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We may guess that in dreams life, matter, and vitality, as the earth knows such things, are not necessarily constant; and that time and space do not exist as our waking selves comprehend them. Sometimes I believe that this less material life is our truer life, and that our vain presence on the terraqueous globe is itself the secondary or merely virtual phenomenon." H.P. Lovecraft
This was my second lucid i think.. |
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Girl: He went to Pakistan. |
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DC 1: "Dude. Soccer. Badminton." |
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Mkay, I went through repressed memory therapy on myself for ten minutes to get this for you guys so... |
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DC 1: I'M SCREAMING NONSENSE! |
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I was walking up this long, wide outdoor set of stairs with a bunch of people. Someone was holding a huge m60, and something was about to happen which I didn't remember when I woke up. An Asian guy nearby suddenly yelled: |
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Well, this happened in hypnagogia so it doesn't really count... |
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Last edited by Jabre; 04-14-2013 at 12:35 AM.
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Sweet dreams and roses on your pillow.
I was dating a girl who I called from a catalog, when an aunt and her daughter appear on the scene: |
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"if you are really in control of this dream and you know balloons are round, then why do these balloons have many sides?" |
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Me: Hey...why is your skirt on backwards? |
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"Let's start asking nearby questions!" |
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Current Goals:
-Break LD Dry Spell[*]
-Remember one object from a dream in complete detail []
-Completely stabilize a LD []
-First WILD []
I was on some kind of parkin lot and I saw a TV. It was airing a documentary about teen masturbation. Random quote: "Eletronic devices may instigate the teenagers' curiosity" *video of a girl... playing with some kind of device* |
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"I'M TERRIFIED OF SQUIRRELS!!!" |
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