Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Originally posted by Krippe
I had a weird response from a dog when i wasn't lucid yet.

me: What time is it?
dog: Oh it's fun-fun time!
me: wait... dogs can't talk.. i must be dreaming..
(not paying attention to dog) dog: it's about rape time!
(me looking disturbed at the dog) me: wha...?
dog: i mean... wuff!
(dog runs away)

HAHA

I missed this one before

I walk into an extremly messy room whereby two of my friends are having a nap in the mass of clothes and rugs and chusions and I hear
as I walk out of the room
'just for a scond there I really thought he was going to skullf**k the goldfish

Robert kept saying "ualuealuealeuale" while I was trying to WILD, but it wasn't really him it was a slumbering DC version of him

lol "ualuealuealeuale".....

I was like "SHUT UP I'm trying to WILD!"

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Robert kept saying "ualuealuealeuale" while I was trying to WILD, but it wasn't really him it was a slumbering DC version of him

lol "ualuealuealeuale".....

I was like "SHUT UP I'm trying to WILD!"

hhahahah, for those who dont know:

Originally posted by phoenelai
[b]hhahahah, for those who dont know:

lmao, it was just like that too, sans the techno beat

at one point I really thought he was trying to mess with me, like he knew i was juuuuuuuuust about to complete a WILD....then "ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeuale! !!!!!!!"

i was in a non lucid and i was flying around, mostly using the zoom technique. Some strange anime character comes up to me and says:

"So you can fly, but can you fly in a cage full of angry clams?"

I took it as normal at the time, but when i told the dream to my friend later, i found it funny. Later in the dream I did fly in a cage full of angry clams. It was weirrrrrd .

From the disembodied voice that tells me I'm dreaming:

"You get a much better change of LDing if you are dreaming."

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue

lmao, it was just like that too, sans the techno beat

at one point I really thought he was trying to mess with me, like he knew i was juuuuuuuuust about to complete a WILD....then "ualuealuealeualeualuealuealeualeualuealuealeuale! !!!!!!!"

That thing just scared my dog.

While walking around a beach during the 4th of July, in a dream...

"Here, try this burger, it's elk burger, try it!" says a random guy at a BBQ. I take the burger and start eating it, it tasted rancid and I spit it out. He picks up the burger spit on the ground and puts it back together, then to the next guy who walks by he goes, 'Here, elk burger, try it it's great!"

Haha DoomedOne that's too god seriously laughed at that one

After using magic to summon a really good cheese cake I walk across the street and begin eating it when a fat kid from my school walks up with his dad.

Kid: Hey can I have some cheese cake
Me: Hell no
I then proceed to punch the kid in the face and run with the cheese cake down the street.

and the time I was playing halo2 in my dream

Random Player: Hey you wanna go cook some skulls
Later on
Other player: Dont play halo so much your gonna wear down your bones....

No one probably reads this any more but...

I am trying to escape from this casle/jail like place in the middle of nowhere. I don't know how to escape though. I see the leader of this place standing infront of me. Being observant, I notice that there are tons of boxes on the ground. Somehow I know they are filled with cheese. So I say:

"You sure have a lot of cheese, but cheese doesn't have a lot of you!"

Somehow that statement was the key to escaping...

Originally Posted by BillyBob_001

This should be a sticky
This post has inspired me to talk to my DC's before I fuck them
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that is pure gold

Originally Posted by dreamerer

No one probably reads this any more but...

I am trying to escape from this casle/jail like place in the middle of nowhere. I don't know how to escape though. I see the leader of this place standing infront of me. Being observant, I notice that there are tons of boxes on the ground. Somehow I know they are filled with cheese. So I say:

"You sure have a lot of cheese, but cheese doesn't have a lot of you!"

Somehow that statement was the key to escaping...
[/b]

Eat the cheese!

Oh my Bleep . I had this Dream where I was in a New York looking city with realbusy streets when suddenly everyone shouted BE FREEEEEEEE and stripped naked! I got lucid and Kliked my fingers to put everyones clothes back on and fly around

ok , i had this dc following me all the time, i told her to stop, but she just told me that "no, you...i'll do what i want.." and i was like "ok." and went away.
then she was still following me, i went into a garage, and was going to scare her when she walked by, i thought to myself that i'd make the lamest sound i could, and just act crazy, so i did, screamed these wale-like sounds as loud as i could, and she just "uh, what's wrong with you?", then my now x-gf woke me up, laughing like hell, because i made all the sounds screaming out while dreaming.. heh
and i could not stop laughing my self, because the sounds was hillarious

i know it does not fit the topic exactly, but i wanted to add this one.

In the first dream I ever recorded, I was on a quiz show with Santa. The host asked:

"How many mosquitoes does it take to drive a sleigh?"

Except I knew he meant how many reindeer does Santa have on his sleigh.

This is the funniest thread ever. xD

My dad to me: "You should get a hair cut. You should also shave your arms. I shaved my arms because I'm running for state legislature."

This is hilarious. xD

Sora from Kingdom Hearts: "Oh my gosh! This reminds me of that time when we defeated Oogie Boogie and Jack Skellington said he smelled life! It has to do with human evolution! I should go tell Donald and Goofy!"

Me: WTF?

Awesome topic guys, very amusing indeed..

From a dream I had today actually:

After being chased and shot, I was lying on the ground and then a woman stands on me. After a while she started touching me and it was Madonna - for some odd reason (I don't member if she looked like Madonna. She was a beautiful blond woman and I sort of knew she was Madonna). Before I got up and got down and dirty with her she said something to extent of: ''Come on, you can have sex with me, I'm not that old''

I found that funny


Ok, getting ready for bed soon.. This could be fun

I was about to quit Lucid Dreaming because all of the Lucid Dreams i had were boring and I dont think I was fully Lucid... but this is a mad topic so ima try it lol

I became lucid and I heard two little girls singing a song with the tune "She'll be comin' round the mountain" but the words they were using were "There'll be flowers on the Moses when she comes."

I was doing a drawing in a class, when the teacher came and told me it was crap, and one of my class mates, who I normally dont associate with in school says to me, "Don't worry, I know you can do anything!".