Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Me: "Hey you! YOU'RE dead!" *points finger*
Guy: *puts on false mustache* "Now I'm not."

I have part of my anatamy in my hand ... this was NOT sexual, okay! and I'm ... um ... okay, in the end I "reliese"[/b]

No, not sexual in the least!

One time i was dreaming that me and my friends were exploring some old run down apartments after a school wide snow ball fight and this lady found us and told us to come with her and i said, "Please don't kill us and hide our bodies at the bottom of the lake."

dc "i dug holes and bury locks for i am moondagi" the moondagi are a crazy bunch that i have meet they have also said things like
"the fact that we exsist is a reason to be angry"

i guess thats not really fun ...

I once had a dream in which I was fighting a massive goo monster, and Buzz Lightyear was trying to help out. He told me this piece of advice:

"To defeat the monster, you must feed it its favourite meal, which is 100 packets of crisps and 2 scoops of ice cream."

I was dreaming that this really loud buzzing insect, like a hornet or bee, was flying around my head. I hid my head under the covers so it couldn't come close to my ears. when it left my husband said, "It's ok, he was just asking if he could be a mascot for a football team. I told him there weren't any available."

A bunch of guys were playing poker or something. I wanted in on it but had no cash. A new guy came in and plopped a block of cheddar on the pile of money. They accepted it. I piped up and told them I had cheese too and asked if I could get in the game. They asked what kind of cheese I had. Mozerella, I told them. The laughed and said, "Mozerella is worthless."

I was devistated...

Originally Posted by Vex

"Mozerella is worthless."

I was devistated...
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ROFL xD Mozerella is good! Those DCs don't know what they're talking about! Mozerella is the PIZZA CHEESE. IT PWNS.

I was at a wedding party in some ones house and i heard a DC say
"We can't go home tonight"
I said "why can't you go home"
DC-"Isn't it obvious some one was murdered in our house"
I said "how"
DC- "someone picked up a chef and hit him against a teacher"


Me- whats the meaning of life?
DC- I love pigs

Me: "Do you like being a dream character?"
Plumber fixing a toilet in a public bathroom: "Well, I hated working for this one guy..."
Me: "Are you union?"
Plumber: "No, Local AFU396..."

On a desert island
Guy: It would take a while to fly here by flapping your arms
Me: Very true

on the same island a little later
Me: amazing they make soap out of sand and water

I was playing some kind of real life strategy game with colored armies. A purple army shows itself to attack me and some DCs. We were standing around together and played with some kind of viking army, no specific color.

Me: That's the Angolese army.
DC: Lets not call it the Angolese army, that's too long a name. Lets call it the "Angolese elephant army" (no, they didn't have any elephants with them).
Me: Nah, we'll just call it "Fred"


I also had a dream once in which a famous Dutch song was playing in the background for no specific reason. Thing is, the lyrics of this song are "most dreams are a deception", and it's a song I normally never listen to. I managed not to gain lucidity (it's a gift I tell you).

my dad: your going to have to come over here

my older brother: I don't give a @#$%

As I'm entering a house through the garage an old woman opens the door and says "Thank you for not smoking and eating Drakes." (Drakes is a brand of snack cake)

Damn advertisers are even in my dreams!

Rich

nice topic name

Mine didnt say anything, I just found this funny - Two middle-age women chucking stones at a church window and laughing

I remember once in an LD, Freddy Krueger of all people pops up and says:

'So, you like messing with MUSTARD?!?'

I play along and say:

'Yeah, mustard's ace!'

To which he replied:

'Care bares will INVADE AUSTRAILIA!!!'

And then he just dissapeared altogether. Yep, DCs can really be dumbasses every so often...

Originally Posted by Stuart

I remember once in an LD, Freddy Krueger of all people pops up and says:

'So, you like messing with MUSTARD?!?'

I play along and say:

'Yeah, mustard's ace!'

To which he replied:

'Care bares will INVADE AUSTRAILIA!!!'

And then he just dissapeared altogether. Yep, DCs can really be dumbasses every so often...
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just you watch: soon, Care bears will become the newest craze in Austrailia

Lisa simpson: you can't point a snow machine at the house you should point it at the sick and homeless.

some DC: that rock is called acetone and it's really expensive
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My dad(in the crawlspace):Move all this stuff out, we gotta build a house

Oh Wow! Those are hysterical!!!
Compared to everyone else's, my DC's are surprisingly sedate, intelligent and make perfect sense. I'm always the one who says something stupid... much like real life!
Best thing a DC's said to me so far: Wanna come up to my room?

At a burger king drive-thru:

"Hello, Welcome to Dream Views may I take your reality check?"

Talking to an American Indian:

"One who is one with the one will be one with the one as one."

Originally Posted by Sythix

At a burger king drive-thru:

"Hello, Welcome to Dream Views may I take your reality check?"
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Hahahaha, that's a classic!

Originally Posted by Sythix

At a burger king drive-thru:

"Hello, Welcome to Dream Views may I take your reality check?"

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"Yes please. I'll have a nose-pinch with a side order of clock-checking ... hold the hands"