I hate Slapnut.
Here is a pic of me:
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I hate Slapnut.
Here is a pic of me:
:|
I'm not sure who you are...but you look 9. Take that as a compliment...or not :P
welcome to the forums! you posted in the right thread. that's 10 points off the bat. again welcome.
Now that's a good pic! Nothing more suiting for a forum like this one than a pic of yourself asleep.
LOTF is right...
We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.
He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.
I think that about covers it...
Wow, a picture is really worth a thousand words! :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
LOTF is right...
We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.
He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.
I think that about covers it...
Or somone has no life..Quote:
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Wow, a picture is really worth a thousand words! :wink:[/b]Quote:
LOTF is right...
We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.
He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.
I think that about covers it...
or someone who takes the time to read that gets pissed about the life he's wasted even though he's critiquing peoples posts online which in turn proves that he has no life. while a moderator who also has no life chooses to critique the previous critiquer’s critique. then the moderator who has no life as we know it hunts down the negative critiquer and takes a picture of him while he's sleeping to post on the forum that he feels is important enough to take up what little life he has... immediately relegating the original critiquer to a lifeless existence. ... this being the case the moderator now finds meaning in his otherwise empty existence and continues to photograph people in their sleep and post the images on the internet where he makes millions for his new-age art which depicts people sleeping. the humble moderator then takes his millions and moves next door to truthbearer where he spends his days lighting bags of dog crap on fire only to throw them on his neighbor's porch. he will then photograph the famous truthbearer stomping on bags of burning feces and then sell the images to the tabloids for a hefty sum of money which he will then spend on cigarettes so he can smoke for hours on end while blowing the smoke into truthbearer's ventilation system.Quote:
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LOTF is right...
We should all post pics of ourselves when we are sleeping...or course then someone else will have to wait till we are asleep to take them, which is not convinient. UNLESS...we pretend to be asleep and go ahead and mess up our hair to make it seem real. I can also pretend to be drooling and all...or I can pretend to fall of the bed or be drunk or act out a dream I am having, thought that would defeat the purpose of looking asleep, unless one can do so with such acting skill worthy of the big screen and all the hollywood glamour and fame. After I become famous for these pics and start to act in Hollywood I will buy myself a big house and hire some guy to clean it and take pictures of me while I am asleep. Of course I will have to trust him a lot so that he isn't some weird perv, or he isn't going to give the pics to the tabloids. I would fire him if he did so and tell him how dissapointed I was with his behavior, and how I trusted him and all, and I will give him such a convincing performance that I single tear will drop across his face, and a moment later he will crack and fall to the ground crying, begging for forgiveness.
He will give me the money he earned by selling my pics to the tabloids and ask me to please forgive him for old times sake. I will try and be firm but fair and tell him that even if I forgived him, he would never have my trust back. I will demote him to pool boy, and he won't be allowed to have a single camera in the property. I will also take away his visitation privileges and he will not be allowed to have female company in his room. Not even if he wears protection, or if he already paid for her and has nowhere else to go. I will use an UV light to make sure he didn't use the limo either, and if he did in fact use it, then he will be fired.
I think that about covers it...
Wow, a picture is really worth a thousand words! :wink:
Wow that was touching ^^^^
I guess this is your vengance for saying I support tabacco's killing of people who smoke, huh?Quote:
Originally posted by adidas+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(adidas)</div>So far so good...Quote:
or someone who takes the time to read that gets pissed about the life he's wasted even though he's critiquing peoples posts online which in turn proves that he has no life. while a moderator who also has no life chooses to critique the previous critiquer’s critique. then the moderator who has no life as we know it hunts down the negative critiquer and takes a picture of him while he's sleeping to post on the forum that he feels is important enough to take up what little life he has... immediately relegating the original critiquer to a lifeless existence. ... this being the case the moderator now finds meaning in his otherwise empty existence and continues to photograph people in their sleep and post the images on the internet where he makes millions for his new-age art which depicts people sleeping. the humble moderator then takes his millions and moves next door to truthbearer[/b]
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where he spends his days lighting bags of dog crap on fire only to throw them on his neighbor's porch. he will then photograph the famous truthbearer stomping on bags of burning feces and then sell the images to the tabloids for a hefty sum of money which he will then spend on cigarettes so he can smoke for hours on end while blowing the smoke into truthbearer's ventilation system.
Oh well, I can just go ahead and shoot you if you do such things, for we all have learned that Hollywood celebrities are above the law. So I would suggest you move next to me and be a good neighbor.
If you do so then I might consider inviting you to my private parties where you will spot celebrities of the calibur of Dustin Diamond and Charo. She wil tell you that she wants to do the cuchi cuchi with you(or whatever it is she says) and you will refuse politely, using as an excuse that you are already taken. This will of course annoy her plenty and she will seek comfort in the arms of Urkel(If I remember correctly his name is Jaleel White). They will fall in love and start a family and raise them to hate you. Then one day, when their kids are still under the legal age, they will be taught by the Melendez brothers and the "3 ninjas" movies the act of murdering succesfully, and they will be sent out in a kamikazee mission to murder you. They will also use the fact you like pirates more than ninjas as motivation. I will try to stop them, using the moves I learned while filming Matrix 5: The Matrix Reruns. Unfortunately, they will stab me with a ninja star, and I would almost bleed to death if it wasn't for my new confidant cleaning guy/sleeping me photographer, that just happened to have played a doctor in Chicago Hope some years back. Then they will complete the job they were sent out to do, when their ninja moves easily outpower your pirate skills(saying "arghhh" and drinking). I will go to your funeral and leave you a pic of me sleeping as an homage to your art, and the fact you were a great neighbor. I will then perform a touching eulogy that will have everyone in tears, and would later be cataloged by the New York Times as a "Moving, emotional and in a single word: Perfect" performance. I will incorporate that in my next movie: The death of a the last pirate" and I will get an Oscar for it. I will put that in a stand that I use to keep my prizes and such, and have my cleaning guy polish it every week. If he forgets to do so regularly I will be forced to take his visitation rights too. He will argue that he saved my life and I will say: "Tomas, that was then, this is now". He will then accept his fate and work extra hard until I hand him his rights once again. But I will go to his room when he is not there and punch a hole in one of the condoms he keeps in his drawer with a needle. That will end up in him impregnating Maria, his on and off girlfriend. That will teach him to polish my awards with more frequency...
The end...for now :wink:
P.S. Don't ask me how I know Urkels name, I am filled with useless facts like that...
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edit.
it's really not necessary to do that.
-Paperdoll
You know how annoying that is, Techboy?
You just messed up the whole format of all the quotes in this page...how about editing it a bit?
Or any mod...where's Adidas when you need him? Oh wait, he was killed... :P
i give up...
just know that pirates never die... they just fade away... arrrrrrrrrrr *cough cough cough* :listenup:
You might as well...
I have a lot of free time at work and have a very senseless and ramble-friendly mind. Few people have the ability to oversenseless me(that's right, I took the liberty to make up that word).
In this forum there is one that has beaten me once, when I was a newb. I don't know if he can beat me again, but I have to admit the force is strong with that one...He knows who he is....
Sorry. Any pictures people? This thread has went waaay off topic.
Oh heck, why not. But all I have on my computer is a professional headshot. Normally I'm not so formal looking:
[forget it]
Sorry for the crappy quality. I'll try to fix it later.
edited:
I don't know what's up with imageshack today.
Just goto my website to see the fullsize image:
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Lisa, you are quite lovely! Didn't know you sang!
I saw a post earlier saying that we should all take photos of ourselves when we are sleeping. If I fell asleep with my friends near me, I'm afraid of what would happen to me :roll: .
Seeker: Awwwwwww, thanks you're so sweet. *^_^*
My pic inspired that idea :D (it's under page 30)Quote:
Originally posted by Death-Wuad
I saw a post earlier saying that we should all take photos of ourselves when we are sleeping. If I fell asleep with my friends near me, I'm afraid of what would happen to me :roll: .
lol, know what you mean. I guess I'm the only one that isn't afraid of their friends (I'm the only one with a sleeping pic posted) :wink:
BTW, Ophelia, I think you've very gorgeous! I wish I could sing too :cry:
Agreed. Ophelia you are beautiful
He does. Ha. Sorry, but you do.Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
I'm not sure who you are...but you look 9. Take that as a compliment...or not :P
Hmm....
There are some good lookin ladies about here...!
^^^^^^^ too incredibly adorable ^^^^^^^^
Ophelia, I have to say I am shocked :shock:
Too many beautiful women...can't handle *crashes*
P.S. Did you have to make out with that girl/guy? :wink:
Hehe, no. It was one of those scenes where there would have been a kiss, but then the husband starts to pounds on the door.Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
P.S. Did you have to make out with that girl/guy? :wink:
She and were a bit ticked though, because we wanted to do something more shocking for the audience, but the director wouldn't let us. So she decided to get freaky with her left hand, as you can see.
That was damn funny, hehe.....*goes to find the video*.
How weird that a director would refuse an opportunity like that. Most people would jump at the chance of being able to do such a thing and it being explained with the plot, since it brings in the people. Oh well, perhaps he thought it compromised the integrity of the art or something...
I just thought while looking at the amazing size of this thread that it's funny that the person who made it, never even posted a pic of themself..
Anyways, Ophelia; Hamlet is my favorite play. :thumbup:
This is my most recent picture.
You see, I come from a long line of very attractive and cool-looking family members.
http://www.pubbles.com/cool/mainpic5.gif
Hey, Hamlet is my favorite play too! I have no idea what this has to do with the subject, other than that of Ophelia being a performer, but I love Hamlet, so who cares :D
I love the "to be or not to be" soliloquy, I know it by heart...
Thats where Ophelia's from. Anyway, why don't you post a picture.
Ophelia is Hamlet's lover who goes coo-coo and drowns herself. There are also a couple operas based on Hamlet.
Techboy: Why don't YOU post a picture. :D
Ophelia actually looks a bit like my 7th grade math teacher.
That's right...I knew that. I just didn't know what that had to do with anything :P Anyway, the air conditioning system from work is not working, so I am kind of cranky with all this heat...Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Ophelia is Hamlet's lover who goes coo-coo and drowns herself. There are also a couple operas based on Hamlet.
Techboy: I will post my pic. As soon as I get a chance to scan one I will. They have a scanner at the dept I was transfered to, so I hope I can remember to do so soon...
Meanwhile, here is my caricature http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/760/Neo.gif
That's the best I can do for now...
it looks like you have silver lipgloss on. http://users.adelphia.net/~xita/kitten/eyebrow.gif
Oh no! Not again!!!
First they said I had red lipstick, then pink gloss...now its silver!!! Where will it end :roll:
when you stop choosing lips that look like they have lipgloss on them? :-P
They all do!!!!
By the way, we are still waiting for your attempt at your caricature...
maybe.
http://www.icept-fr.com/images/geek.jpg
techboy, but then bigger. heh.
:shock: If only I was so luck with my math teachers! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Death-Wuad
Ophelia actually looks a bit like my 7th grade math teacher.
You look great, Ophelia.
Lowercase too, but not in the same way (read: disclaimer: I'm straight) ;)
The only one I can find at the moment isnt so great, but here it is
(PS: I was a lot more dreamy 4 years ago. Marriage does that to you)
http://www.strike9.com/file.ashx?pat...%'2f11.jpg
Dammit... doesn't work. Need to get my site up to put images on it... ARG
I'm the one being pranked into a 'rabbit'. Wonder if its any relation to my surname - which means 'rabbit' in a different language. :?
*slaps CT*
I noticed that LC posted twice instead of editing his first. *post whore*
I didn't want to post all 5 pictures in one post. Go complain to someone else now...cause i'm hearing alot of that lately...Quote:
Originally posted by Techboy
*slaps CT*
I noticed that LC posted twice instead of editing his first. *post whore*
Hey dude, where have you been?
You look cool in pic #2!
And dont worry about the post-whore things, everybody is just kiddin, we still wub you! The only real post whore is evanescent, and even then we're still semi-kidding. :wink:
You look like you're a video game character lowercase. In fact... in the second photo you look a bit like the samurai guy from onimusha.
Death-Wuads right! The first picture makes me think u should be in Final Fnatasy (maybe they'll base their next caharacters on u!)
Lowercase=sexy dude
LC!!! What's wrong with the gravity over there. Everything is crooked =P
P.S. - Nice looking dude! You will have to bleach you hair though when you get to Cali!
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I got some new pictures of myself, yo!
:oops:
You guys rock...comeone man...really? Uh...i hate when i can't speak right...or type in this case...
Thank you is what i'm trying to say; so out of pure sincerity...thanks.
:cheers:
yeah lc, i think you camera man/woman was overwhelmed by your charm and couldn't keep the camera straight... GOOD JOB!
Nice pic people!
Lowercase I still think u should be in final fantasy and Ophelia! u look coo!
there's a little light fairy hovering over your right shoulder! reminds me of tinkerbell! :wink: but yes this picture is much better than the one of you from like 10 miles away while you're walking through a group of people.
LOL he posted that?! What a nut.Quote:
Originally posted by adidas
...but yes this picture is much better than the one of you from like 10 miles away while you're walking through a group of people.
Hey ffx:, let me know if you also want me to make the pic smaller for you in case you want to use tags to post it, k? xoxo
ps. you really do look alot like you do in my avatar!
LC:I have to agree. You really are handsome
I'm going to try to get some good pictures of me up soon.
You can see my pic on this website and also the little that I can say about myself. :biggrin:
http://www.singlesaints.com/viewmember.php?username=IZ
Hey, you're a cutie-patootie!! ;) And yes, veeeery serious looking. :!:
me at the highschool ball, bout 200 people watching me get this individual photo.
:oops: wish i had got the group photos... i look so out of place in them...
specially the first XV one :?
Geno looks like a somebody from dragonballz, and lc looks like a guy from final fantasy, I'd like to see these two in a fight.
I think if i ever end up getting to sleep that i will dream that :D
i recon id win... unless he had omnislash or lion heart...
he doesn't have that, but he has awesome post whore powers! :P
Anyway, I've stalled enough, here is a pic I found I had in my Msn profile I never knew about:
http://storage.msn.com/s1pZ8pl_R1n1z...Ww12Gfg/00.jpg
As you can see the quality is amazing, and so is the lighting :roll:
I will post a better pic when I get the chance, hopefully one of me not pretending to be godzilla, or whatever the heck I was doing there...
Boooo, that doesn't count!! Can't see anything properly. :(
Excellent shirt collars though. ;)
Kinda looks like you took the photo when you were tripping up..
:lol: Not really, but then again I generally act like I'm tripping up without stimulant :P
Anyway, I want to scan a picture, rather than use this one. That pic was taken with a crappy digital camera that came with my grandfathers cell phone...so you can understand why the quality sucks...
I cant see Seekers and pcmsurf's pic in the "pics only thread' ....
use www.imageshack.us, its a great and simple pic host.
What browser are you using? Sometimes Mozilla has trouble, I don't know why though. My pic is stored here at DV.
I will insert the URL as well, thanks for the heads up. It's the same old mug I've had posted here for over six months now =P
oh yeah.... I'm using my trusty Firefox... Like everyone should heh.
this was me in a movie I had to do for class last year.
http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/...narchy/ggg.jpg
Ok...the wait is over. Here is my pic:
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/1453/Newchuzadas032.jpg
I posted it here too, so it could be open for discussion...
HEY I know you?!?!?!!???!?!?!!?!
nice nipples :D
...perv... :P
:roll: :roll: :roll:Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
HEY I know you?!?!?!!???!?!?!!?!
nice nipples :D
This is kinda funny...everytime I mention Truthbearer's nipples, either kittie11 or Paperdoll roll their eyes at me. Watch this:
HEY TRUTH, did you know that when your nipples get hard, they can cut glass?!
...
WHOA!Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
This is kinda funny...everytime I mention Truthbearer's nipples, either kittie11 or Paperdoll roll their eyes at me. Watch this:
HEY TRUTH, did you know that when your nipples get hard, they can cut glass?!
...
:roll:
Lol
The nipples so hard thing is from "Whose line is it anyway", in which they have to collect loads of food.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
This is kinda funny...everytime I mention Truthbearer's nipples, either kittie11 or Paperdoll roll their eyes at me. Watch this:
HEY TRUTH, did you know that when your nipples get hard, they can cut glass?!
...
[i am the micellania king]
that show is so great ;;
:shock:
I think it is great too, but I have to question its true authenticity. There are times where I am sure they have to have had a script or rehearsed it or something. It's just too great for it to be a complete improv. So, either it's not improv, or those guys are truly geniouses...Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
that show is so great ;;
that saying has been around longer than that show. :PQuote:
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The nipples so hard thing is from \"Whose line is it anyway\", in which they have to collect loads of food.Quote:
This is kinda funny...everytime I mention Truthbearer's nipples, either kittie11 or Paperdoll roll their eyes at me. Watch this:
HEY TRUTH, did you know that when your nipples get hard, they can cut glass?!
...
[i am the micellania king][/b]
Yup...they were saying it when I was in high school..........loooooooong time ago.Quote:
Originally posted by adidas
that saying has been around longer than that show. :P
these young kids think they know everything! :teeth:
AHA!!!!!! *moved to the other picture thread*
WTF????
Looks like pOOp got a picture of you Truthbearer!
Yeah...that would work if it wasn't in the "Post pictures of yourself here" thead...
Thus, no ownage, as p00p already owned himself...
i didnt make it...
someone else took that pic
*cough*truthbearer*cough*
*cough*youpaidhimto*cough*
*cough*imchoking!*cough*
:|
why are you choking? :[
ffx-dreamz get off your knees, have some dignity! :D
ouch.
You should've listened to me. Next time, don't drop the soap. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
ouch.
the picture was disturbing
oh and word of advise jin. do not engage paperdoll. she has an army of loyal followers and an evil empire :evil:
I should delete that post, shouldn't I? :shock:
No.Quote:
Originally posted by Jin
I should delete that post, shouldn't I? :shock:
you do know that she's a GLOBAL MODERATOR right? she's a very powerful person.
all sheep. bahhhh bahhhh :PQuote:
Originally posted by nightowl
the picture was disturbing
oh and word of advise jin. do not engage paperdoll. she has an army of loyal followers and an evil empire :evil:
I am a Paperdoll follower as much as the next muffin lovin' guy, so I am sorry when I have to say:Quote:
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You should've listened to me. Next time, don't drop the soap. ;)[/b]Quote:
ouch.
http://members.nuvox.net/~sfagan/funny/owned/owned9.jpg
Owning paperdoll, while it's the single most stupid act you have ever done, takes courage. Or stupidity. My money's on the second one...anyway, enjoy it while it lasts...
WHAT?! What is so special about Paperdoll?! :shock:
nothing much. she just strikes fear into the hearts of infidels.
there is no love in fear.
bahh bahh.
She'll haunt you in your dreams and will make you crawl under bushes and set them on fire.
(bantering in here, commenting on jin's pic)
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Why are you surfing DV's instead of pimping out bitches down town or making music with your homies.
Gotta have something to do on the side, right? I like computers. Besides are you judging me on my looks? :|
No, i just like pissing you off :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Jin
Gotta have something to do on the side, right? I like computers. Besides are you judging me on my looks? :|
Oh. :|
hahah
What about you CT? Why aren't you out pimpin ladies and rappin with your homies? :|
becuase im getting drunk again togethwr with ophelia
That's the way to go! :D
7yu y7u u yu7 u u
^^^^^^^^ yhats me headbutting my ekboard 5 ytimes. hehe.
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? :|Quote:
Why are you surfing DV's instead of pimping out bitches down town or making music with your homies.[/b]
sometimes i think that you dont even know where the edit button is...
I do, just didn't feel like using it. :|
Nope, you would rather rack up your post count...asshole.
especially in the lounge. where it is semi-accepted.
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine. :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by ffx-dreamz
Nope, you would rather rack up your post count...asshole.
yea, fuck off.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. :|
believe me, I got one, your just to busy posting to notice...
Jins personality=
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*post*
"WOOHOO ANOTHER POST!!"
*post post*
"Hehe, if I may hit 4000 tonight..."
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Yea, thats an exageration, but I don't give a crap right now, don't piss me off anymore than I already am..
Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
no i just think you're supressing his ego's space and mine and everyone else because the stupididty of yoru posts and the amount of it is supressing every living beeing int he whole world how can y ou live with yourself when you'rre destroying eveyrhting thta lives you evil sonoffa
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
amen to CT.
And as for you Jin, you would think one would learn from the numerous times they have been told, but as your post above proves, you haven't.I think we are all tired of you gaining 100 posts a day, and not a single useful one.Just slow it down a bit, keep the senseless banter IN senseless banter quit with all the uneccesary comments, and you'll be alright.
Heed my words little man.
TO: JIN
jin...do you think you can slow down on the post-whoring a bit....please...i mean it's fine if you're contributing, but in most cases you're not and you're usually just spouting out crap(im not talking about this thread specifically, but all threads you post in in general) please respond so i know you got this message
there i've asked nicely......next time......i wont be so merciful
to all:
calm down. we will always have a jin running around the forum... posting the first thought that enters his head... and every time he does this he is proving himself. we all know what a post whore is... do we need to get in a pissing match with each one that shows his/her face? :?
to jin:
you are a post whore. this is a quote of your first day on the forum...
how might i have obtained this you might ask? i'm super mod. ohh and you showed everyone what kind of poster you were on the first day... we made note of it... and here we are. -- i'm tired of asking people of your caliber to slow down the posts... so you know what? i'm not going to ask you to slow down... keep posting the way you are... have a blast... just know that with every inane asinine post you make you're annoying others... the others you rely on to read your precious thoughts. for now i boycott any dribble... be it from you or anyone else.Quote:
Total posts: 201 *
[0.29% of total / 201.00 posts per day] [/b]
Actually, he's slowed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. I'm sure he's learned his lesson. He's actually an ok guy once you get to know him. AND especially now that he's not posting 200 posts/day!! ;)
Ok, FLAME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ditto. Jin, you definitely chose the wrong way to introduce yourself, but everybody remember, if you start scapegoating, eventually you're the goat.Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Actually, he's slowed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. I'm sure he's learned his lesson. He's actually an ok guy once you get to know him. AND especially now that he's not posting 200 posts/day!! ;) *
Let's all be friends :D
We've forgiven Evanescent when he shaped up and he's now a valued member of our community. We'll do the same when Jin starts contributing - and to be honest we've already been rather mild with him. So dont give me the shit that I should lay off, I'm sure he's an OK guy but that doesnt prevent him from annoying me and causing a ruckus on the boards I love, and I dont like that. I'll welcome him with open arms when he decides to participate in an intelligent manner, but untill he does, I am still annoyed.Quote:
Originally posted by Taosaur+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Taosaur)</div>Quote:
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Ditto. Jin, you definitely chose the wrong way to introduce yourself, but everybody remember, if you start scapegoating, eventually you're the goat.Quote:
Actually, he's slowed waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down. I'm sure he's learned his lesson. He's actually an ok guy once you get to know him. AND especially now that he's not posting 200 posts/day!! ;) *
Let's all be friends :D[/b]
Oh my god, the post whoring topic has arisen from the dead.
That was your first day. 201 posts. When I joined the forums I only made about 20 posts in the first day, and over time I have gradually subsided to 8 posts a day, which to me is a reasonable amount.Quote:
Total posts: 201 *
[0.29% of total / 201.00 posts per day] [/b]
I looked at your first 201 posts and assorted them into two cateogories; "Useful", and "Useless". Yes, I have no life.
Useful Posts (First 201): 64
Useless Posts (First 201): 137
So, in those first 201 posts, only 31.8% of them actually were useful. And that's with me including (most) of his newbie welcoming posts. I think that's a rather alarming percentage, if you ask me. A staggering 68.2% of these posts were useless.
If you want to say "you counted them wrong", okay, whatever, you go spend a fair portion of your time counting all those posts.
I think the bottom line is pretty much this:
You post whored. Stop it and things will get better.
It's icedawg! http://gallery.trenchwars.org/icedawg.htm
Are you sure it's Icedawg?
no no no, icedawg's pic has been posted in the other pic thread (3rd page). :wink:
Hehe, techboy actually pointed it out to me and told me to post it (he was really bored) :-P
thats really icedawg?
I don't think so.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7594/seanOb2004.jpg
Me a few months ago.
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ice chews pens. LOL
Some dogs chew bones, other pens or hello kittie handmassagers.Quote:
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ice chews pens. LOL[/b]
if that's icedawg then he looks like...well...not how I expected him to look.
Sorry guys, Icedawg told me that he doesn't chew pens.
i thought those were ciggarettes....Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>Quote:
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ice chews pens. LOL[/b]
anyway their not icedawg..i dont know why, i think death-wuad, edited his post, but he said that techboy just did a search on icedawg and thats what he got
I did a search for icedawg and got a snowboarding forum where somebody said:
"Icedawg is a bonehead".
BLASPHEMY!
hey o'nus, i read your you wanna learn about me thing on your site, and god your cool,
That would be so damn funny if that was actually Icedawg...let just say that guy doesn't look much of an ass kicker, if you ask me :wink:
don't talk to me like that 'little miss "i was once a man"Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
doesn't look much of an ass kicker, if you ask me
Yeah, I figured it was time I stopped fooling you. Don't get me wrong, it was funny while it lasted, posting pics of my brother and all...
Why did you change your name to Truthbutter?Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbutter
Yeah, I figured it was time I stopped fooling you. Don't get me wrong, it was funny while it lasted, posting pics of my brother and all...
long story I guess...but it all can be summarized into: "I was bored" :D
"butter" is more feminine then "bearer" so it portrays truth's character better in the name.Quote:
Originally posted by kittie11+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(kittie11)</div>Quote:
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Why did you change your name to Truthbutter?[/b]Quote:
Yeah, I figured it was time I stopped fooling you. Don't get me wrong, it was funny while it lasted, posting pics of my brother and all...
I want to know the storyQuote:
Originally posted by Truthbutter
long story I guess...but it all can be summarized into: \"I was bored\" :D
+sits down in front of you and looks at you eagerly ;;+
I'll get the popcornQuote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>Quote:
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I want to know the storyQuote:
long story I guess...but it all can be summarized into: \"I was bored\" :D
+sits down in front of you and looks at you eagerly ;;+[/b]
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/popcorn/popcorn29.jpg
I'll get the... beer, oranges, bananas and muffins...:cheers: :banana: :aphiusiscrazy: :muffin:
I'll butter them :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by nightowl+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(nightowl)</div>Quote:
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Originally posted by Paperdoll EP@
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I'll get the popcornQuote:
Quote:
long story I guess...but it all can be summarized into: \"I was bored\" :D
I want to know the story
+sits down in front of you and looks at you eagerly ;;+
http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/popcorn/popcorn29.jpg[/b]
Anyway, it all trace back to when I was a mere child, and I tasted butter for the first time. Except it wasn't butter, it was margarine. That pissed me off severly and I swore that one day, when I was making my own money, I would start to eat butter rather than pale imitations. And so, after several years of wait till I was of legal age, I commenced laboring, performing complicated and exhausting tasks for a menial amount of money. But it was more than enough to provide myself 6 whole sticks of butter! Real butter, no fake. Completely true. Truthbutter if you will. Since that day I have continued to work, constantly taking better job opportunities with the hope of one day building the infamous "fountain of butter", who's design I am currently completing with the help of an architect by the name of Art Vandaley. Soon, the dreams of a humble truthbutterbearer, will become a reality, and I will have no need to LD.
So there you have it, the story of a quest and how a young little boy grew up to achieve what he always wished for, what he always considered to be the truth: Real butter.
so anyway, I was bored and lomebribriribron once called me that, and I thought it was funny, so I decided to share it with the group. But basically, I was bored... :wink:
So will it ever go back to normal?
Normal?? Truthbutter? I am afraid it will probably only get worse =P
yay! I want more chaos! truthbutter style...
K so now everybody will want to do it.
You can all call me.....Techboy.
Truthbutter and his sidekick Techbutterboy go on another whirlwind adventure!
Techbutterbuy: we get signal!
Truthbutter: main screen turn on
kanicats (like kaniass except different): how are you gentlemen?
kanicats: all your base are belong to us
Truthbutter: quick, techbutterboy! move zig!
techbutterboy: this is for great justice!
Truthbutter: kanicats has launched his padfoot clone fleet! quick! fire the lomebribon cannon!
techbutterboy: Lomebribon cannon activated, butter commander!
lomebribon cannon fires sausages at padfoots
padfoot is not intelligent enough to relaise he has to die
Truthbutter: launch the shiny object!
shiny object is launched
padfoots are distracted by it
kanicats: oh dear. launch damascusmagpie.
damascusmagpie launched
kanicats: hah hah hah.
damascusmagpie steals shiny thing
padfoots are no longer distracted
padfoots start rocking the little pink car truthbutter and techbutterboy are in
Truthbutter: this is the end!
techbutterboy: argh! they are eating me!
Truthbutter: i have hair spray! don't make me use it!
padfoots ignore and are sprayed with girly hair spray, with makes them all die and smell of a nice fragant smell.
Truthbutter: techbutterboy! speak to me!
techbutterboy: no.
Truthbutter: NOOOOOO! HE IS DEAAAAAD!
kanicats: hah hah hah. *dies of fatass induced heart attack*
kanicats: damn you cardiac arrest. we will meet again.
I bet nobody can find every single dreamviews inside joke there. >:|
I saw maybe one or two. I probably should know them all, but my memory is so atrocious :)Quote:
I bet nobody can find every single dreamviews inside joke there. >:|[/b]
*coughs* *waits for Kaniaz to tell the jokes...*
i have a ton of pics of me on my website.
http://www.metawire.org/~j0s1ah/j0s1ah
Ok i've only had like an hours sleep so im fragile. Can anyone tell me how to post some pics from my lappy straight to the pictures page? Im not competent with a computer yet so dont give me shit. Oh did i say i was feeling fragile? ;) Oh can you do it real simple and step by step. Thanks. I feel kinda retarded asking but hey you got to learn some how.
Peace Sensi.
go to www.imageshack.us, upload it there, copy then they give you some handy textboxes with various ways to link to your pic. You'd best choose the one for messageboards, the one with behind it because thats the code phpBB uses to display pics. So just copy and paste that into your post, and you're done! :)
You can do what Ct said, that will work fine. Here is another way also if you get into any trouble.
Go to http://www.uploadit.org
Or try this, the link which goes directly to the free signup page to get you an account so you can upload pictures.
http://www.uploadit.org/premium/signup/free
Enter all your details, make it up if you want it doesn't have to be the real you, and get your account.
Have the picture somewhere on your computer, has to be less than 200kb. If your picture is over this size, simply open it and safe in gif or jpg format, this should reduce it's size. If your picture is under 200kb then don't worry about all that, the website will let you know if it is anyway.
Once the picture is uploaded, refresh the page so that you can now see your picture upload on the page. Copy the link into here. EG:
http://yourpicture
Put the link inbetween the two image bits.
Follow that, it should work, i might have made it confusing though :P
EDIT: If you can't, ill upload a pic for you ;)
the good thing about imageshack is, you dont need to sign up :)
Cheers guys, thanks for your help. I should be able to suss it out from your words. Thanks for not giving me shit too. :) All i can say is insomnia sux, it makes things so much more hard to handle. Arrggg i need sleep.
Peace Sensi.
So who else thinks Ice's post in the Pictures of yourself (and ONLY pictures of yourself) thread is way out of line? :D
We need to see the face, Ice. If you want to post in that thread, we need to see the face. :takethatfoo:
Okay. Here I am. So what about the cape? It's awesome? I should wear a kilt with it next time? I'm thinking kilt. Oh, and here's a pic. For kicks and giggles.
http://server5.uploadit.org/files/Tsenru-Slotcanyon.jpg
Anyway. If you've seen the other pictures, you could guess that I'm fairly active and like the outdoors. If you even care about the pictures. It's okay, you don't need to hide it, what we REALLY want to see is Ice's pictures.
I'm not like a massive fan of bio pages on websites appart the nosey value :) but I needed to add one to my site to ask for some help and thought it was a little odd to be so faceless and asking for help from others. Anyway I'm rambeling so here's the pic from that page http://www.lucidcrossroads.co.uk/helpbio.htm p.s I'm the one in the middle
http://www.lucidcrossroads.co.uk/ima...Gladmeclem.jpg
*performs reality check*
I presume those are your parents? :P
I'm going to take your comment as a complement meaning I don't look 31. My parents aren't quite as blue as them!Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer
*performs reality check*
I presume those are your parents? :P
omg, i just bursted out with laughter when I saw those blue people
I bursted out laughing when I read that you bursted out laughing at those blue people
And I just burst out......
Just kidding, that could turn into a very vicious cycle. :mad:
A vicious cycle such as
I bursted out laughing when i read that you bursted at laughing when you read that you bursted out laughing at those blue people?? :P
You have a talent for the obviousQuote:
Originally posted by Xisdence
A vicious cycle such as
I bursted out laughing when i read that you bursted at laughing when you read that you bursted out laughing at those blue people?? :P
Well Rtex didn't post it so i was compelled to do it, the deamons inside done it
lol daemons.
no, you said deamons. k tis demons. wooyah!
*begins to watch all of _Mark_ posts to own him on next grammer mistake, hehe
is it really demons?i think the dictionary is lying
wtf? get a new dictionary. unless it's a different spelling over there, which is likely.
It's demons. Daemon is the name for say, the apache daemon.
and thatQuote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Paperdoll EP)</div>now that i burst out laughing atQuote:
I bursted out laughing when I read that you bursted out laughing at those blue people[/b]
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You have a talent for the obvious
:mrgreen:
http://img68.exs.cx/img68/6583/DSCF0988.jpg
OK that's me then ^
I might look ten but i'm not :P
:shock: :rolllaugh:
haz...ahem *muffled noise*
err, how old are you? if i didnt know it was you i would have estimated 7 years old.
it's cos i look young :P
damn it why do i hav to look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
young?
you look 9
Agreed....
Don't let it bother you... you *are* young for one thing. No sense in being ashamed that you can't pick up the older women just yet. And I can relate too, if I shave I look 16. Don't worry, I look at it this way, when I'm 30 and look 20... 40 and look 30... oooh ya.
he is 3....yet really well developed for his age, I think....
anyway, that toupe only makes you look younger. If you take it off and reveal your true bald scalp then people may believe you are 7...
Um i take the well developed bit quite well but um......Quote:
Originally posted by incognito+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(incognito)</div>Thanks incognito! :DQuote:
Don't let it bother you... you *are* young for one thing. No sense in being ashamed that you can't pick up the older women just yet. And I can relate too, if I shave I look 16. Don't worry, I look at it this way, when I'm 30 and look 20... 40 and look 30... oooh ya.[/b]
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he is 3....yet really well developed for his age, I think....
anyway, that toupe only makes you look younger. If you take it off and reveal your true bald scalp then people may believe you are 7...
Haz, you suck.
No...I would think he just got over the sucking stage (breastfeeding and bottle) and is beggining to use cups and stuff....Quote:
Originally posted by Kaniaz
Haz, you suck.
He is a big boy now...
ouchQuote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>Quote:
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No...I would think he just got over the sucking stage (breastfeeding and bottle) and is beggining to use cups and stuff....Quote:
Haz, you suck.
He is a big boy now...[/b]
Haz, i can fight on your behalf if you like man??
edit:Kaniaz and Truth are both idiots, they won't stand a chance against me, you can choose theyre punishment, well maybe them existing as they currently are is bad enough, but im in a torturing mood
How old are you anyway Haz?
so, little Ms. Aussie thinks he can take us on? I am sorry to say that you are quite deluded my friend, and that I think that I will just let this go as I know that you didn't mean that and didn't know what you were doing. We all have moments where we do crazy stuff, and I understand this, so I will let you be on your way since you are an ok guy...Quote:
Originally posted by Xisdence
edit:Kaniaz and Truth are both idiots, they won't stand a chance against me, you can choose theyre punishment, well maybe them existing as they currently are is bad enough, but im in a torturing mood
Let this never happen again or there will be hell to pay...
....ask lowercase