Blacklight's SD Workbook

Since I've been somewhat sloppy with my DJ management I'll post the dreams from the last few days that I can still remember right here and then a new post per day from here on.

9/12 - LD - Found myself in an apartment. Briefly surveyed the surroundings and decided to teleport to a place I've considered my dream goal (Tried to do a shared dream of my own without the other person's consent or knowledge) for the past week. I closed my eyes and the minute I started to see the scenery change someone slams the door I was standing in front of right into my face. Some small kid screaming the standard DC rubbish - "if you leave now we won't be able to sue you for misdemeanor" or something, so I decided to go Rambo style, leaped out of the building. I already saw the target building emerge from the background, but the closer I got the tougher walking, jumping and climbing got, (like I was going through mud) and the obstacles became higher and higher. Then I realized I was only wearing my underwear so I got myself clothed. Also some crazy cat attacked me. I bashed her shit right into the sidewalk and climbed over a 3 meter high wall. Just as I approached the "rendezvous point" I designated the dream began to fade and I woke up frustrated.

9/13 - LD - Found myself in front of a house and decided to try dream spinning as a method of transport. After a dozen failures using this method up to date, I tried again. Started spinning wildly, then got lifted into the air (coolest thing ever) and landed right where I wanted. The dream, again, began to fade quickly and everything went from extra HD crystal clear to nothing as my eyes were closed against my will. I put all my strength into opening them but just ended up opening my real eyes, again waking up feeling frustrated.

9/14 - LD - The Bus of Doom entry in my DJ (Link)

9/15 - As this one was rather nasty to even think about (think bloody murder plus sex plus murder) I'd rather not share it with anyone. It was like a LD where I was on horse viagra plus magic mushrooms.
There's also a non-lucid where I play the piano (rather splendidly I might add) in a gym, and when I finish nobody seems to be impressed.. at all (I get the formal applause from some 5 people and that's it).

9/16 - Another rather nasty LD, so let's skip to the non-LD part of the night. I was at home and went looking for something/one outside. Didn't find the objective but went for a walk anyways. Saw a car get out of the driveway of some house with two other persons escorting it to the road. Two females, one of which I knew, the other must have been her mother or something. I even recall the license plate - everything was clear as it gets. Anyways, I carried on down the street, meeting a friend of mine, so we went to a shop where we sat down and he tried to persuade me to skip school, using somewhat rational arguments instead of "the mountains are descending upon the deer king" rubbish DCs usually use.

9/17 - 3 or more dreams, none lucid.

First: something about me playing some FPS game (by being IN the FPS game) with a group of guys, spreading mayhem left and right. Then I found myself ON the map, sitting on the PC and playing the game - inside the game, then getting up and leaving the scene with my PC in hand.

Second: I was on a balcony some 20 meters from the ground, and there was a war outside. No idea how but somehow I knew the guys on the left were the bad guys so I sniped the shit out of them. After that some woman came to me and said I had murdered her husband. I graciously explained to her that she and her newborn don't interest me. At all. So she had some guy throw a grenade (shaped like a bottle), which didn't explode but instead leaked tomato sauce and other things all over the floor. I got off a few more headshots and that's about it.

Third: I was in a room full of computers, took a seat and some anime was on the screen. I shut it down but another came up. Then I shut that one down too and some weird old people porn started playing. I promptly got up and started to leave the scene when 2 more people (I knew) started to follow me, telling me something I don't quite remember.


So, how's my recall coming along? :D

good job on the consistent lucidity!

9/18 - 2 more, none lucid. All school themed. I'll keep the descriptions short since I'm not sure I need more details nor would they help you to "see" the dream.

First: I was at college and got in a class where I didn't know almost anyone. My hair was wet and some of it was falling off. People noticed. Awkwardness ensued. The teacher was someone I've never seen in my life and the classroom looked like it just got through a world war.

Second: High school. I was near some oil refining facility and it was time to go back home. Me and another guy were the only ones to go, and I did so after trying to play the piano and a guitar, so I boarded the bus which then became a train and started driving in the opposite direction. The other guy fell out but the train waited for him.

9/19 - LD and several other dreams, which are irrelevant and nonsensical

I was like an observer in this dream. I was watching Chuck Norris diving underwater, cleaning up an old Greek temple. A small, circular one with several pillars to hold it up. He did a fairly quick job and suddenly I found myself being him and going to the surface, since my oxygen ran out. Upon getting out someone was already waiting for me. When I informed him that my work was complete, he tried to kill me. Then I was an observer again and Norris beat that guy up so bad he was killed and then he attended his funeral.
This is where I permanently stay as an active part of the dream.
I go to some river with someone else. It was horribly polluted and there were old used things everywhere. However, I managed to loot a fairly awesome chair and the stumble upon several coins.
Shit! I instantly thought. The only place in which I find large collections of anything valuable is a dream. I did the watch RC some five times to confirm my misfortune, and yes, I was dreaming.
The first thing I did was to inform a fellow looter "None of this is real, I'm leaving" and then left for a nearby shopping mall. I asked a worker there "Where's the TV?" and she pointed toward a room in the back.
Now you may wonder why I did such a thing. Someone told me that watching a TV was a good way to see your memories/dreams etc.
So I got to the TV and said "Show me something."
The TV asked me "What do you think of (some game)"
I said "It's the best game in the world", and then it said "Now now, don't underestimate it", so I said "If all the best games of a million parallel universes came here this one would best them all".
Then we were interrupted by two other persons and by the time I made them go away the TV was no longer a TV nor was it of any use.

EDIT: Also I remember walking in a circle flailing my arms yelling at the dream to "give me something palpable"
Slightly disappointing.

9/20 - One hell of a long dream
I stuffed myself well and went to sleep expecting nothing special, but something else waited.

It was the longest dream I've ever had. I think that I remembered the full REM cycle. Since it's obscenely long I'll just post short descriptions of "scenes"
Scene one: Me and several others walking through a snow filled valley
Scene two: Me leaving the valley axe in hand and chopping up various zombies
Scene three: Third person action game with me killing tons of monsters all around
Scene four: Me chasing some kids to some paranoid guy's home
Scene five: Me and some paranoid guy play a racing game on some console
Scene six: Wounded guy and two others on their way to prison. Talk about ways of getting out.
Scene seven: A guy (which oddly looked like my home... a message?) eagerly anticipating his opportunity to leave

9/21 - One dream, non lucid

It started in a big, empty hall. Some people I knew showed up later. Then they (don't know who) started calling out random numbers. Somehow I knew mine without them telling me. 13. They called me out and I left the room, through a hallway that looked like it just got through an artillery strike and to something that looked like a basement, but wasn't underground. I waited there for something/one in front of a door, but nothing happened and I woke up.

9/21 - The Hall of Mirrors entry from my DJ - link here.

9/22 - an LD where I do things gross beyond measure and description and two more non lucid dreams.

In the first one I urinated furiously, waking up doing it for real and the second one was where I walked along a railway (which is next to a forest) with some company.

9/23 - Didn't get much sleep and got interrupted several times. Only remember attempting to sprint but being slower then a bloody snail, despite increasing efforts every two seconds.

9/24 - Well, this is awkward. Haven't been feeling well and had even less sleep and even more interruptions. I know I did dream but don't remember what. Disappointing.

9/25 - One LD and a much, much more interesting non lucid dream.

There was this storage facility, full of soldiers, mechas and tanks. Some terminator-style robots came in and started to bash and sabotage them, but then Darth Vader came in and tore them apart (literally).
He then opened some strange-ish space portal some 50m away (circular in shape, the border of it was thick and metal) and started to run in circles inside the cover (like a hamster with its wheel but the wheel didn't move, he did). I was at some laser turret and destroyed the portal. I did have many other dreams (including ones where I'm in space and one where I'm beating people up with guns that don't work).

9/26 - No less then three lucid dreams and several non lucids. Though because of my somewhat traumatic method of waking up (alarm clock really far away from the bed, gotta run to shut it down fast)

First: Don't remember much. Tried to make a room with some people by falling through the ground to it but only ended up in the sewers.
Then I was at that apartment again, it was dark so the mirror thing was no longer a threat and I dived through it. Landed on the floor and had a false awakening (which I didn't recognize).

Second: At a farm in a village. A minotaur attacks me. I keep saying "the minotaur is a balloon" some 20 times while he chases me and I get him to a spiked fence and he ruptures and gets removed from the scene.
A lion attacks me next. I jump over the spiked fence and try to do the same to him but it doesn't work. While I looked away he turned into a she-lion (lioness?), and then into one with three heads. I thought "it can't do anything to me" and petted it. It didn't mind. I whispered to it "take me to" someplace, and it started running furiously in one direction. I followed but the dream faded soon.

Second: I was at some football game. Got out and some DC started to talk to me about Windows 8. Lucidity kicks in. Another one starts talking about Borat, I leave and enter a small store. I take lots of stuff and she says "now you leave", I say "I sure do" and get out. I take my candy and start stuffing myself (it was incredibly good). Another DC asks for some, I give him a lolipop. He says "it's good. everything free is good" and I say "it sure is". I woke up and got myself into the same dream again somehow, but I was greeted by a login screen. I wrote my stuff in and it said "Thank you for logging in Baron Wolfstein" or something. And then I woke up for good.

9/27 - one LD

I was going home (or somewhere) from a skiing tournament. I was constantly going downhill and had trouble stopping since I was tied to some metal container as well. When I got there I got lucid and summoned a whole swarm of girls. The rest is obvious. Then I had a false awakening. I decided to check if it is a f.a. so I went to the bathroom. Mirror freaked me out, again, and I fell down. Tried to stabilize the dream but wake up for real this time.

9/28 - Many non lucids

The best one is the one where I find a ship so huge that an entire city was fit into it. The narration implied that it was built in Germany and people flocked to it hoping to get away from "the war". Also it took 3 months to get it out on the sea.
And then there's one where I fight Godzilla. I (and some others?) knock it down but the thing never dies. Won't get into details.

9/29 - Two lucids

Both involve me being in an FPS and finding out I'm dreaming because they look too real, have some anomalous elements or I'm just doing too well.

9/30 - Nothing much. More FPS shooters and a dream where I write using a black ballpoint pen I haven't seen in ages.

10/1 - One LD

I'll skip to a scene where obscenities and half-faded memories stop. I was walking out of a house to see the sky. It was pitch black, except for one star. Then I looked further and there were cartoonishly drawn crimson clouds with the head of Marylin Monroe in the middle. As awed as I was, I was interrupted. I was attacked by some birds (swans? seriously?). After a couple of attacks I captured one, ripped its head off and started beating others to death. That didn't work so I just said "leave and go back to where you came from". They obeyed but came back again. So I changed methods after a couple of times.
I looked up to miss Monroe, closed my eyes and summoned a thousand hawks to obliterate those pesky birds (with open eyes I only got one to come). The swans retreated to a ruined house, which I entered. Then I saw two things: There were gray-black swans and white ones. Obviously a good-evil combination. Some military guy in a black uniform took out his gun and called on the radio to his HQ "I'm being attacked" or some other gibberish. I broke his neck and then kept beating up his comrades. At this point I lost lucidity and the dream was a third person game.

Also one DC told me earlier in the dream to "use only one sense at a time" (sight or taste etc.) and I asked him "wouldn't all 5 be better?", he rolled his eyes and I left.

10/2 - Non-lucid

It was an awkward combination of forum browsing, playing a strategy game, watching screenshots, watching videos and an exploration themed game.
In the last one I was supposed to poison someone (which turned out to be my father I think) for someone who allegedly makes strategy games with a fist full of copper coins. It wasn't really difficult.

10/3 - Didn't get much sleep (again) and only remembered some random images before sleep/during waking up. Most involved games, no surprises there.

10/4 - A dream by the river involving some old woman stabbing people with office writing supplies.

10/5 - Me looking at a periodic table of elements seeing an element called "Ukrainium" (Uk) and The false Apocalypse entry from my DJ.

10/6 - Plenty of sleep, including two lucids

First: I was wandering around a giant office. Tried to summon someone but failed repeatedly. After I saw someone hidden under the bed sheets (I was convinced it was her), I pulled them away but nothing was there. Not dissuaded, I tried again, and she was there again. I tried poking around to see if anyone is there, and sure enough a human was there. I tried pulling the sheets slowly to reveal the head, but nothing.
Good news is I saw her walk by me in a non-lucid the same night (it was situated in a hospital and I saw her walk by with some friends of hers).

Second: I was sitting, covered by a red blanket (on an incredibly beautiful sunny day) watching some people (among which was my father) sitting outside a coffee shop. The coffee shop was painted red and so were the parasols. I sat still, just trying to make everything more real again. Unfortunately my alarm clock woke me up.

10/7 - A whole Star Trek episode involving passengers from another time/space/parallel universe and me looking furiously for porn.

Dream goals were here

10/8 - A lengthy non-lucid interrupted by a brief lucid period when I use telekinesis to move some farming equipment (which was about the size of a car) ending abruptly in a false awakening which I didn't recognize.

10/9 - Two lucids, both preceded by lengthy non lucids

First: Don't remember much of the non lucid part, aside from being in an orchard and a tank attacked the villa (and there was some zombie apocalypse dream before that). I double checked my watch and then leaped toward the tank. When I was finished with that, I got inside and made myself a harem.

Second: I was obsessed with making an appointment, despite the dream starting with me going home from that appointment. My parents were supposed to take me there and suffice to say, they didn't. After a really, and I mean really long trip (which included my dad driving so bad I actually told him that I didn't drive that bad even in the GTA games, him running over an armed man and then my family beating up another armed man who played victim to the first one), I made it inside of a building (administrative-something type) and some villain with a plasma rifle was waiting. I dodged his shots, started wrestling him, but he turned half robot and started to try to bash me. The special forces showed up just when I finished him and gave me some suit that seemed to be able to phase through dimensions. So when the second villain tried to slash me with a machete I dodged it and when he tried to throw it at me, I phased again and caught it, finishing him off later. Also note that all but the last sentence of the "spec ops" thing was like a video game.
After another lengthy walk around (which included combating dinosaurs and riding elephants) I walked somewhere and just recognized the environment, which was another town (which I don't happen to live in). I went lucid, started running like mad and the dream started fading. I relaxed, and I was greeted by a screen which made me choose between what languages would show up in my dream (choices were Latin, Greek, Spanish and Italian). Since I chose Italian, the first DC I saw I greeted with "Signore... [waves arm] buongiorno..." he didn't reply in Italian so I figured screw it.
I saw a two-part metal door and decided to finally go to my meeting point which I decided to go to so long ago, so i said "believe it or not, but when I pass through this gate I'll be there" while walking there.
Not much was alike the meeting point (floor tiling, general street layout), but I decided to go on with it. And after I extended my arms forward (telekinesis-taunting-invitational-arms-forward kind of pose) I said "come here [name], you know you want it", but, of course, my alarm clock woke me up.

But there's one new thing that never happened in my dreams till now.
It snowed.

10/10 - Lots of non lucids + one lucid

Non Lucid: I was being led by a bodybuilder kinda guy into some room high in a glass covered building (from a beach). In the lobby was some black guy with dreadlocks, a beard and a funny hat playing the two same notes on an antique looking polished black piano. The inside of the room looked familiar. I even thought "I've been here before but the layout of the place has changed". It was full of people working out or something and the bodybuilder guy just hopped on a table making contact with both of his inner thighs to the pointy ends of a table, and then rolled around in pain. Then some fat guy entered, towing a medieval cannon. Yes, a cannon.
All the people were suddenly gone and it went third person. I watched some guy (who was me) stuff gunpowder (three fistloads of it) into the cannon and then putting in a baseball bat. First person again.
I duck and wait for the cannon to go off. It does but the baseball bat just goes through the window and down. I lean on the windowsill to see what happened.

You know these flarey things that happen when fireworks explode? Those happened. Many of those. Purple, yellow, gold etc.
I saw some people down there running away from it and then pointing toward our window looking angry and stuff. I asked my faithful fat companion "You know they're gonna get us for this, you know? They're pointing here, and they're gonna get us!" and then woke up feeling terrified.

Then I dived into a LD (after 40min of trying to fall asleep). Spent some 20 seconds marveling at everything (remembering Nomad's description and saying to myself "He was right. It's beautiful.") but then it just turned into a quest for finding porn/women. All the potential, just wasted.

10/11 - a non lucid that was more disturbing than it should have been

I was sitting in some office/work space when someone delivered me a paper to sign along with a newspaper cutout. It seems like the person I was trying to summon in my dreams all this time was shot dead by a drunk old lady who was singing something ("according to the witness reports"), and the paper I was supposed to sign was an obituary. I barely signed the thing without breaking down.
Jesus man what the hell.

10/12 - non lucid night again

I woke up (in a dream), got out real quick and saw that it was night. I got down on the floor and thought "maybe I should do a reality check" but then two small dogs got all friendly with me. By the time I got rid of them I saw one extremely skinny black cat chained to another (chain neck to neck), less skinny black cat. I started thinking "they must have problems hunting this way so that's why they're so skinny. That chain has got to be heavy too. Too bad they can't synchronize." and then started thinking "who the hell would do this? and why?"

I'm not accomplishing much :/

10/13 - Last night has been a good night. Two lucids and one long time goal of mine was accomplished

First: I was at work. I saw someone playing around with those bricks (or what?) of silver at their table. I got lucid and tried to get out but one DC kept pulling me by the hand. I released myself after a while and got out. I was at the "rendezvous point" where I tried to summon that person for so many times but failed. "Could my dreams be coming true? hehehe" I wondered. I asked out loud "Where is she?" and saw her getting out of a silver car on the parking lot. "This is my brother" she said. "How old is he anyways?" I asked. "I told you last year. Weren't you listening?" she responded.
"But last year was... last year, and that was a long time ago." I told her. Since she didn't respond I asked her "What are you doing here anyways? I thought you went to the Midwest."
She looked terribly confused so I asked again "How did you get here?"
"What are you talking about? We are in the midwest." she said
"All I see here are old buildings and the place we used to work at"
"I don't see any of those"
And then the dream began to fade and I woke up.

Second: It started near the place I woke up but it was dark and when I approached the place it looked nothing like it. "This isn't the place, I've got to get out of here" I said and started to breathe faster and tried to run. As I noticed the dream began to fade I said to myself "Relax... relax..." and began to breathe slower, but woke up anyways.

Last night was a good night.

10/14 - Four short LDs (by quantity possibly a record breaker but by quality they were all together less worthy then one standard dream).

First: Woke up in that apartment again. Some kids started to bother me and I went out, straight into another apartment. Tried to get through a mirror but an old woman pulled me back in. Went back into the first apartment and tried again, yet she didn't let me go. Woke up.

Second: Same apartment, though I "woke up" there in a different place, with a TV and a bookshelf to my right. The books were nonsense, so I turned on the TV. Quickly turned it off and went to the balcony where I tried to summon some DCs. Failed and went up to the mirror. I said "Take me where you think is best", jumped in and got through - but only to find myself in the apartment again. Woke up.

Third: "woke up" in the center of a town. I thought I had an "appointment" again and got to a low bridge. A ship was just going to go under it so I jumped on the ship. Didn't see much that would be relevant. Woke up.

Fourth: "woke up" further from the center, the dream quickly turned into a search for porn and women. Some bunch of fat guys tried to attack me so I beat them up. Woke up.

15/10 - One LD

I started the dream (lucid) in a bed, got up and saw TV working and some guys beating eachother up. I thought that this would be a good time to test my time manipulation skills so I said "now do it backwards", started gesturing and they did it all again but backwards. I then left the room and the dream turned into some lame movie drama I watched and sometimes was a part of.

16/10 - Non Lucid

I was in a half-ruined house in the middle of the woods using some drill to draw by damaging the wall. I never could accomplish what I tried no matter how many times I tried to perfect whatever it was I was doing so by the time I was done nothing was left of the house.

10/17 - One lucid

I was in my room, took a look at the turned off TV. In the reflection was someone who wasn't there, so after I turned around he was there after all. I tried to make the DC realize he's not real by asking some questions.
"So, what's the height of Mount Everest?" I asked. "It doesn't work that way." he responded. I asked him "Could you try to look like someone else?" he said "No. But if you want to I can impersonate Mark Wahlberg." and then he made some serious face. I left with my task unfinished.

10/18 - A lucid dream I seriously considered entering in my DJ as an entry

The intro to the dream was me in some room filled with robots and vats and stuff, like a giant lab. "Your dream is ready, master." a robotic voice echoed. I stepped on some platform and felt the feeling of falling down, just to find myself in a dream.
The dream started in front of a hotel of sorts (new design, glass everywhere. I think the name may have started with an S) and I immediately realized I was dreaming. Did the nose pinch RC and then went to some old guy in a suit to ask him something.
"Scuse me sir, would ye mind telling me where (name) is?" Then I realized two things: First: My voice and accent were those of Eric Idle, second: I was wearing leather shoes without socks, a business shirt and black pants that you usually wear with a suit. I went in the hotel and looked for another DC that I never seem to be able to find. I found the dry cleaning area, the medical department, a piano (which I tried out) and basically everyone and everything but that which I went looking for. When I returned to the hall, I saw two kids playing with fire and a gas valve open nearby. I took the lighter from them and said to the nearby construction workers "you're welcome" but they said "you didn't do anything, the safety was on". So I got out of there and went to another room. In front of me was Neo.
Like, Neo from the Matrix. He said "I know what you are" and added
"You can not hope to fight an overwhelming power. Join me."
Standard DC BS I thought. Beating up the Chosen One could be fun. So I got my battle stance ready, but then my powers were somehow disabled and the entire dream turned into a sequence of numbers and letters, like the matrix. I got out of it only to find myself barely standing and him unaffected.

But then I thought about what side he was on, and if he was on that side what was on the other side. Some narrative voice inside my head started to speak
"If he needs you then what does the opposition have? How can you even know he is what he says he is? And what if he isn't what he says he is at all but the other side pretending to be him, looking for a reason to execute you?" Then the picture of an Agent briefly appeared in front of my eyes where he was "How could you even hope to survive with taking a side if everyone on both sides is stronger then you? There is only one solution."

"Leave me alone" I told Neo and the dream ended.

I found myself back in the laboratory and robots were scurrying everywhere. Some of them looked like they were designed for battle. "Did they take over the Earth when I wasn't looking?" I asked myself, and then the dream really ended.

10/19 - One non lucid

A 2D platformer turned into me getting chased by a raging bull and jumping mad distances over lava across platforms made of spider web. I'd say I had my first nightmare (of sorts) in a long time.

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

10/19 - One non lucid

A 2D platformer turned into me getting chased by a raging bull and jumping mad distances over lava across platforms made of spider web. I'd say I had my first nightmare (of sorts) in a long time.

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I don't suppose there was anything about shadow creatures attacking you in this dream... But if that rings a bell, let me know.

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Originally Posted by Nephanim

I don't suppose there was anything about shadow creatures attacking you in this dream... But if that rings a bell, let me know.

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Not quite sure what you're talking about. It looked like a generic giant bull with red eyes (though it was held back by some chain, that's the only reason it didn't rip me to ribbons I think).

Anyways, 20/10 - One non lucid

I was in an RPG game, in a giant library filled with all kinds of books (the only title I managed to read was something like "The Forbidden Bible") which I fully intended to read through but was interrupted. I was attacked by the Pope. Yes, the Pope.

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

10/19 - One non lucid

A 2D platformer turned into me getting chased by a raging bull and jumping mad distances over lava across platforms made of spider web. I'd say I had my first nightmare (of sorts) in a long time.

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

Not quite sure what you're talking about. It looked like a generic giant bull with red eyes (though it was held back by some chain, that's the only reason it didn't rip me to ribbons I think).

Anyways, 20/10 - One non lucid

I was in an RPG game, in a giant library filled with all kinds of books (the only title I managed to read was something like "The Forbidden Bible") which I fully intended to read through but was interrupted. I was attacked by the Pope. Yes, the Pope.

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Hmm... I have been a lava minotaur in dreams, and also a Hellhound held back by a great chain. Unfortunately, my dream recall is down.

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Originally Posted by WakingNomad

Hmm... I have been a lava minotaur in dreams, and also a Hellhound held back by a great chain. Unfortunately, my dream recall is down.

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Sure wasn't a friendly meeting, then.

21/10 - Bunch of fake awakenings (several got lucid)

First thing I remember was getting lucid and then having a bet someone. "If I'm right you'll let me do your wife" (I have no idea who I was talking to) and while we were shaking hands I asked "But if I'm not... what do you want?"
Next thing I remember was squatting while someone was shitting all over me (I kid you not), me choking the guy and then walking away with three bags of potato chips. I thought "I'm not gonna need those, won't have time to eat them anyway. Gotta remember to see my dream guide too." and then had a false awakening.

The second dream (after the false awakening number one) started with me hearing a horrible noise in my head and pain, then my left ear started to bleed. I got out of my room and found myself in the apartment I usually end up in with people calling for medical assistance. Also during the time I was being patched up someone claimed to be my real mother (which is strange because I know her and she's my age). Follow false awakening number two.

The third dream started with me in a kitchen, going lucid and trying to change the environment to something less dull, so I tried to get to the White House. I was supposed to try and meet my dream guide there, but after I got trough a wall I had another (and the last) false awakening.

I was home and I had some guests. I greeted them and went out. My surroundings weren't like anything I've ever seen until then and I went for a walk. After some half a minute of walking me and some small kids (I don't know how they tagged along) found a well. Sand suddenly burst out of the well and my dad got near it. I yelled at him to get away from it but he didn't listen and got dissolved in it. "This is the apocalypse, eh? I was hoping for some meteors." I thought as I ran away from an increasingly violent sandstorm. Some guys I know tried to go in the direction of the sandstorm but I told them "You don't want to go there. It's the end of the world there. See that building right there? Look at it." I was pointing at a cityscape in which the giant storm started to eat up buildings. We started to walk away from that and got to another city, where we discussed what we should do next. I don't remember anything else from this.

Awesome! So close to finding your dream guide!!!

22/10 - One LD, one non lucid

The lucid followed after a non lucid in which I visited the 13th floor of a giant hotel. I had a false awakening and looked for the hotel on the internet. Realized I was dreaming and found myself flying all over a cityscape. Landed on a market and decided to mess with some dream characters. I twisted their arms (as well as mine) for 360 degrees and similar things, made them do things using my mind (which felt good) and then woke up.

The non lucid was sort of like a zombie apocalypse movie. Started with some guys on a wooden platform with one guy saying "this should last through the night but if metal doors can't stop them this won't either", the other guy falling down and starting to shoot like a retard everywhere. Then there was a face of a grinning zombie looking from a sewer opening.
Next scene: A giant zombie with the legs of a spider, one arm looking like a blade and the other was a meat eating plant (looks scarier then it sounds), cutting the guy in half from head to toe. Then it started to chase me and I outsmarted it and hid sort of in plain sight while it walked right by me. It somehow detected me after it was already away and then I pressed the pause button (lol) and the dream turned into a video game about the apocalypse in which I used cheats and got an anti tank rifle.

I've been away for the last couple of days but tried WILD-ing a lot.

23/10 - Unsuccessful WILD attempt, one non lucid where I watch people drive their cars off a cliff into a river.

24/10 - Two lucids by WILD, in both I stray off my original goals to find my dream guide

25/10 - One non lucid where I am in a video game and then go playing hockey with crowbars

26/10 - Three lucids by WILD, in both of them I fail to find my dream guide and in the first one I let go of lucidity to follow some ridiculous dream plot

27/10 - Three lucids of which only one is really relevant

After some fights etc. (some mafia guys) I decided I've had enough, just relaxed and walked away. I asked one DC "Do you have any information regarding the whereabouts of my Dream Guide?"
He answered "yes". I told him "so take me there". He took me to some house where a funny looking short guy was standing. "Who are you?" I asked. He pointed toward me with his finger and said "I'm you".
So then I asked him "what's with the unibrow?"
He was silent so I asked him "can you help me summon something?"
"Nope."
I walked away and he tried to follow me but got hit by a car and vanished.

If that's him I'm sort of disappointed.

28/10 - Non lucid

A dream about some superman movie (old style) which ends with Superman hugging the bad guy.

29/10 - Several lucids

In one I was with a group of vigilantes murdering a vandal when I realized I was lucid and walked to a restaurant asking DCs what their names were.
In the other (which was a false awakening) I was in that apartment again and I just couldn't get out whatever I did. I punched through a wall (after several attempts) and went through, only to find myself back in the building, and again and again. It was fairly disturbing.
And in the last one I was looking at rifle designs wondering if I'll see anything new and original since I'm dreaming.
There was another dream in which I was in a video game but I don't think it was lucid.

30/10 - One lucid where I debate with a DC (a pretty one sided dialogue) why he isn't real

1/11 - More non lucids with ridiculous movie plots

2/11 - A mix of two video games plus spartan soldiers free for all

3/11 - The longest lucid I've ever had. It wasn't even interesting, it just went on and on and on. I tried to get that dream guide but to no avail. Had one false awakening where everything is destroyed and heard a voice "Everything has its consequences. Even dreams.", so I blamed everything on myself. Then I did a reality check and got lucid again and I told the voice to go f itself since my dreams are my own and can hardly have any real world consequences.

4/11 - A non-lucid about revenge

5/11 - One lucid where I watch TV with some hot TV star and then I - get this - pull her out of the TV. You can guess the rest.

6/11 - That apartment again. Lucid.

7/11 - Whole load of lucids, but only one really sticks out. I went through a wall out of my room just to find myself back in my room with a huge mirror in which there's another me who looks much younger. I told him "you're dreaming" but thought to myself "I don't remember having a dream where anyone tells me that" so I left. Met another DC on a street later and greeted her in a foreign language. She said "this doesn't sound like something you'd say" and I told her "I've been taking lessons for two years now, remember?" she didn't seem to believe me and left.

8,9,11/11 - Some lucids, some non lucids, only one really interesting dream. My family (some members) took turns in telling me what would've happened to my life if I hadn't moved once. I'll only say I'm now more than happy with what I have now.

12/11 - This is incredible. My dream characters were TALKING about methods of lucid dreaming - DEILD, to be specific. All instead of at least participating in the discussion all I did was sit being angry that they found out about it. Especially one hell of an annoying guy. I was too angry to even make a reality check and see that my own subconscious was telling me to get up and do something. I guess I can't see some things even if they hit me in the head.

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12/11 - This is incredible. My dream characters were TALKING about methods of lucid dreaming - DEILD, to be specific. All instead of at least participating in the discussion all I did was sit being angry that they found out about it. Especially one hell of an annoying guy. I was too angry to even make a reality check and see that my own subconscious was telling me to get up and do something. I guess I can't see some things even if they hit me in the head.

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That's hilarious, yet awesome. I empathize with your frustration. I have had many dreams of telling DC's how awesome lucid dreaming is. I should probably do RC's when I do that!!!

Lucid dream conversations should be a reality check by themselves if you look at how often they happen in real life.

13/11 - More obvious unreal things I've managed to miss. People I haven't seen in years passing by me in the streets, a giant river flooding a place as dry as a desert, wooden buildings in the middle of a metropolis. I'll need to work on my sleeping schedule too.

14/11 - Well, this time I caught on and it resulted in one of the more weird dream-chains I've ever had.
When I got lucid everything was as usual (unreal, that is). After a while I remembered to get to my apartment and call my dream guide (which I did). I got greeted by a lady that looked like she was from the seventies and she told me her name and all. I was extremely confused but tried to ask her for a gift anyways. Before I could she said "I know you're looking for a gift, so I made you this" and pulled a giant cake out of nowhere. Again, I'm not sure she's it since all of the "dream guide" characters I've had up to date were all different from each other.
Next dream was a false awakening where I type all this on my PC, then go to sleep.
In the next one I saw WakingNomad and I did an RC as soon as I saw him. He was leading me somewhere, trying to sound mystical saying "How do you think we got here? You may want to do an RC", but I told him that I already did that since I thought he'd do something like that.

We then spent the rest of the dream playing ping-pong and avoiding being caught by submarines (I don't remember really I went to sleep right after so it's kinda fuzzy but I do remember him wielding two paddles at the same time and wielding them in a dramatic kind of way).

I had at least five more false awakenings in each of which I spent my time trying to memorize or write down the dreams I had, one dream which involves a cathedral, a swimming pool and a lot of jumping around, one where I go to a building marked as a courtroom to find myself in that apartment and one more where I am in some restaurant ordering things they don't have all the time.

15/11 - I only remember flipping through the pages of a blank book.

16/11 - One lucid where I see a rather large memorial obelisk (or something like that). The only things I remember were "Judas" and "october 20".
Also one non lucid where the apartment I constantly visit got demolished and rebuilt to look completely different. Work was still being done when I was visiting the first time but then I saw it completed. High tech shinies everywhere. Also the way I got there was strange too. I was being hosed by some guys on the distance of 100m/feet/whatever and took cover in that building.

17/11 - Area 51: Code Orange entry from my DJ

18/11 - Non lucids about a nuclear war and an alien invasion, and then both of those at the same time. And another one about me being in that apartment again. That apartment has got to be the only consistent thing about my dreams (which tend to begin, end or go through there), and the only place I can visit without any problems in my lucids even when I don't really want to. Also it seems that I can summon things and people a lot easier there.

19/11 - A non lucid where I become rich (somehow) and suddenly a bunch of people I've never seen greet me and give me things.

20/11 - Two dreams

First: A movie plot dream. Since this one wasn't so bad I'll post it.
The movie begins in Nazi Germany, near a bridge. A German patrol is taken down by Americans who just arrived on a small ship disguised as a cargo container. One German on the bridge tries to hit the ship with an RPG but misses. He then packs his weapon and his helmet, but as he walks away he is stopped by Arnold Schwarzenegger holding a pistol. He immediately drops his weapon and Arnold takes him to an abandoned storage container. He then closes the door but doesn't lock it and leaves. The German inspects the container finding several potentially lethal things but decides to leave them and wait. Arnold returns finding, to his surprise, that the German is still there. He picks up some screwdrivers and dual wields them in front of the German, who says "I loved the way Xena used those" to which Arnold replies with "Yea, but in real life they're not as useful"
He takes the German (now known as Hans) to a hotel where they become friends (after the war I presume). Arnold begins making them both sandwiches and calls Hans who doesn't reply. He finds Hans leaned on a fence with a gun in his hand and shot. He suspects that it's suicide but then rejects the possibility.

The screen then switches to a map of america in the future, with the assembly of former governors on a small island.
Arnold meets with the former governor of Virginia and gains access to secret records, where he finds out that several agents and helpers have committed "suicide" in a period of time that matches the death of Hans. He searches (and finds) Hans' record too. He finds out that asian mafia was behind everything and the next few scenes are him throwing (literally) dozens of people who have surrounded him to kill him.
Then it gets weird again and I go lucid. That's the end of the movie and the beginning of a very brief lucid.
EDIT: By it gets weird means that the plot somehow got to that apartment.

Second: After I went lucid I had a false awakening. I recognize that something feels odd and try to breathe through my nose and stick my finger through my other hand. Both RCs succeed and I ask myself whether I want to do something with meaning or just look for women. I decide to do the latter.

21/11 - A non lucid and one lucid, the contents of both are inappropriate for any audience.

22,3,4/11 - Several non lucids wich over the course of those 3 days which lead to one huge non lucid which then becomes a lucid dream thanks to me finally using reality checks when I see that apartment which I'm in almost every night

It started in school, then got to my home, then to me driving a bus, then to a survival horror which turned into a survival horror game, which then got into the apartment. I figured out that I was lucid there and told two DCs which were just leaving to bring me some ladies (I even gave them names). One turned to the other and said "What's this guy mumbling about?" and they both left.
After raging a little I figured that I'd have to be a little more strict (or creative) with my orders to my dream characters.
I walked out, found myself in a huge market. "Have I seen any of these people before?" I thought to myself. But then I got to searching some DCs by a bit more aggressive means.

So I think I got an all-new technique for finding dream characters (for those of you with insufficient concentration to do other techniques). It's simple: Find a dream characters and start strangling him. Then ask him to show you where the desired dream character (or person?) is.

As stunned as they may have been by my interrogation, which was a good change if you consider how they usually just stand there doing nothing, the DCs ultimately led me to what I wanted to see.

Or you could just ask them politely. Ive interrogated DCs before and they didn't really help me. :P

To be honest, the thought has occurred to me (and I've used it before, a couple of times) but this was more effective. Kind of.

26/11 - Today I had a dream where I was in my bed, I made an RC and then watched TV a bit. And then I woke up and suddenly remembered that I don't have a TV in my bedroom and 23:90 is not right after 14:37

27/11 - Non lucid with a false awakening, then managed to fall asleep within a dream and go lucid.

Panicked around a bit in the dream, thinking about what I should do and then decided to teleport to the apartment. Got there and saw a mirror, so I looked down right away. I asked "What's in the mirror?" and someone said "Only the things you made", whatever that meant. I said "Let's find out", walked in and woke up.

28/11 - One lucid dream

I was in a classroom and I got lucid. I walked out and a girl from the class walked out too. I took out a small knife and said "watch this" and stabbed myself so that it went through my palm. "How do you think this is possible?" I asked her, and she just stood there. I took the knife out and performed some other "tricks". "We're dreaming" I told her. "It's possible to know?" she asked, looking somewhat confused. "Well, you know, so yes."
She started talking to some other dream character and it looked like they were having a fight (to me at least). I walked there and said "this is how you handle fights in dreams" and broke the neck of the other DC and threw her out of a window (third floor, she flew pretty well). Needless to say, the first dream character didn't like this so she avoided me from that point. I started creating fireballs (from both my hands at the same time) and burning people all around myself, got into a fight with some monsters too. And then she shot me. Several times.
I pretended I was injured and she looked like she was sorry she had to do that. I told her it was okay and then I woke up.

29/11 - One non lucid

I was outside a church. It was getting dark, it was cold and light fog was everywhere. I went to the parking lot and saw a military guy with a technician, fixing a tank the size of a small building. The technician took a screwdriver and poked randomly at some wiring. The tank started humming and the military guy said "heh, who knew it would work". I got on too, holding a giant radio antenna on the top of it. It went fast as hell, and the tank was so large it actually ran over houses. I assumed the tank was German (they have a habit of overdoing things) and the houses were Polish for some reason. When we stopped, the military guy was nowhere to be seen and american soldiers were shooting at me. I knocked some out and then saw a dog with a knife glued to his paw. The dog attacked me too, and only with the knife.

30/11 - One non lucid

I was watching a DVD of a girl's life (and I'll only give you one guess as to where I watched it) titled (name, don't remember) 2001-2007. Some of the videos were her in a building that looked like empty barracks and sitting on an old bed (military style) holding a baby, her getting beaten up over something she claimed she didn't do, her coning her hair in front of a mirror while talking about her future marriage (what it would or should be like) and so on. That was a weird one.

1/12 - One non lucid

I was leaving the apartment and got into a car which then flew to London. I saw the Big Ben and thought "it's pretty amazing for something that is probably only in my head" but ignored that thought later. Oddly enough my only attempt at logical thought was "I'm in a flying car. This can only mean one thing - I'd better hold on tight or I'll fall out." Also visited Paris.

2/12 - One semi-lucid

I was walking toward a shopping mall. Since I was bored I started repeating "I will lucid dream" while looking at the sky. Suddenly a small river was in front of me and I jumped over and grabbed a fence. I was scared I'd die and heard a voice "Don't you love the old times, when you knew you couldn't die?" and then I realized I was dreaming (or only took control without knowing it). I let go of the fence and spent some time breathing underwater before waking up.

3/12 - One semi-lucid

I was approaching a village. It looked deserted so I went in. As I was approaching the center suddenly every villager came out at once, each of them armed to the teeth with machetes and large rocks. I went for their leader and tried to cut him but didn't manage to. I then tried to break his neck but nothing happened even when I turned it for a full circle twice. I thought "I must be trying too hard"
He then grabbed me but I was suddenly separated from my body. I watched as he drowned me and felt the water on myself while I was literally walking away from that scene. I thought that I should try to scorch a tree using the power of fire as an experiment. I saw a giant tree near the center and put my hand on it. I imagined the tree on fire and it started to pulse with fiery red color before turning dark brown and shriveling. When I removed my hand there was a glowing golden handprint left. I then decided to do the same to the guy who just drowned me. I did so and then I woke up.

Note that I wasn't lucid (or am not sure if I was) but still took control of the dream.

4/12 - Remembered one non lucid but forgot it by now

5/12 - Two lucids, one is porn search lucid and the other is one where I hang out with my DCs for some reason and listen to music (which my subconscious created for me, awesome, right?).

Did find the porn you were looking for? Lol

I was close, as always. I even thought I should stop since it ends up in failure every time but decided not to.

6/12 - One lucid

I was walking down the street and saw a friend. I started to chase him across the street for a couple of times and then he started to chase another friend. They got into a car accident and I dragged the first one away. I dragged him into a house while troops with muskets were marching by. I dragged him into a house and ordered the people there to get a medicine man. I then became convinced that I was Napoleon and when they failed to do what I told them to do I yelled at them "I am your Emperor, and the only thing you must do is what I tell you to do!" and so on. They told me they had called the doctor but didn't know which street he was supposed to go to. I got out and saw the house number (4) and then the street sign (Blatal street?). I came back in and a bunch of small children were screaming. I told them to shut up but they didn't so I grabbed two pistols and shot two of them.

7/12 - One lucid

I was at some construction site and I saw a brick playing music. I tried to shut it down (?) but failed and threw it into a hole that led to a basement. It only got louder. Then I left and I got on a beach. I tried to change the environment. I couldn't. I saw my mother and asked "Why can't I control anything here?", she said "Because you weren't here before." and I asked her whether I would be able to do so if I got back to the apartment. She told me she didn't say that and then I left. I got back to my house (turned around the corner) and there were guests. I didn't like that so I burned them, made my hand longer and tied it into a giant know and then used it as a club and so on.

8,9/12 - Two lucids, one of which stands out - A Murder of Crows episode from my DJ.

10/12 - Some non lucid fragments

I was in a coffee shop with some guy, got there after a long walk. I ordered Coke (pronounced Schweiz for some reason) and got a smaller bottle but paid the full price. I complained and they told me I'd get a free hamburger (pronounced Luxembourger for some reason) and some chef got there and started to ask me questions about how I'd like it. I didn't know so I didn't say much and he gave me this disgusting mixture of various weeds smashed between two slices of bread.

In another one I was in the main menu of a game. The options were way down, shown horizontally one after another. The rest was a park which only had light near the menu, in a circle. I ran into the screen and, since I like these things, I tried to break the rules of the game. There were several items on the floor, including a shield with a large sword etched on the front side. I took the shield and took the sword out. There were two characters posing for the main menu screen to the left and the right. The one on the right was dressed like a crusader. I tried to run up to him but there was an invisible wall of the game. I barely managed to poke him with the sword, he ran away and returned on a horse. I stabbed the horse in the lungs and when he fell down I killed him. The other one looked like a common thief, so while he was approaching me I stabbed him in the heart.
I then saw another character sitting on a bench and woke up.

11/12 - Two lucids where I do nasty things despite knowing that these kind of things tend to end dreams rather fast.

12/13 - Some non lucids, one lucid

I was standing on a field when someone said "OK, since traveling through time and space on your own can be done but requires energy and focus, today we're going to use these as portals"
I don't remember the name of the things but they looked like purple balls of energy or something. The guy then set up one and I walked in. I found myself in a white room with the head of a woman on the table facing an ice cream machine. There was no other furniture. The machine started to make black ice cream and then she said "Bad dog!" several times. I walked into the portal again (it looked like the door of a submarine but whiter, more shiny and had only two hammers crossed on it) and was on a street. I opened one of those transformer thingies near the road and took out some french fries. They were the best thing ever (though a little bit salty). I then talked to someone about what I had found and some other things (don't remember it all). Then I walked into a portal for the last time and found myself in the apartment with several people.
Given that the portals worked with traveling through time I asked them all what month it was. One guy said "it's 9/19", I asked him what the name of that month was and he said "eighth, I guess."
I then asked them do they even know how many months there are and no one answered.

I also had more related dreams (with the characters from the last one) but can't remember anything.

12/14 - Two lucids

First one - I got lucid somehow. A single thought went through my head - Pyramids.
I went to my basement, and then through another door which wasn't there before. After many obstacles, a huge thug attacked me. I saw a knife and a machete on a wall before so I went for the knife and stabbed him, then took the machete and cut his leg off. I then went through another door and was attacked by a woman. She then ran away up to another door and yelled "let me in, officer in danger" while I was throwing a hammer at her. A huge black guy opened the door and punched her in the jaw. Since she didn't look so bad I decided to save the trip to Egypt for another time and had a go at her (wink).

Second - Lucid again, in my yard. I decided to take an alternative route and fly to the pyramids. I relaxed, spread my arms and floated up. After several small problems I got to a huge modern hotel. I saw a woman there - actually I think she was Donna from that 70's show (Laura Prepon?). I asked her "You know that guy you worked with on the show?" she nodded "Could you deliver him a message?" She said OK. I then asked her if she wanted to go out sometime with me and she said "No, you know I want to make this work, don't do this to me." I then continued to fly to the hotel. I was afraid I'd just hit it and land and break something but I went through it like a ghost. Whole building was behind me in some 15 seconds. I then had a bad feeling (like the apocalypse just happened) and had a false awakening.

Now this is where it gets weird. I didn't wake up as myself. I woke up as a fat black woman saying "Valerie! (or valentine?) Where's you at?" and then a small dog came to me and I petted him a bit. Then I saw a black man and thought What the hell is going on with me. The dream ended quickly and a narrative voice said "Now you shall be a street brawler, destined to roam the streets forever". The dream was now in a bar, where I was with one other guy. I wanted to end the dream and I asked him if he had a rope so that I could hang myself. He didn't and told me to live my life. Then a girl came in and he said "go get her cowboy" or something like that. I took a look outside and it was raining fire with strong wind opening the windows everywhere. Another false awakening.
It was christmas and I was with my grandfather, who was so happy I showed up that he was in tears. I thought it's weird that it's Christmas already and then I heard a voice ask "Do you want to be a brawler again?"
I didn't say anything and the dream ended soon.

12/15,16,17 - Plenty of lucids

First one - I was in my room. I got lucid and looked for people from a town I used to live in when I was 6. I found some random people and started acting nostalgic etc. and then I got myself in order and asked "You're not them, are you?" and they nodded that they're not. I was then in a classroom and one guy was reading to me something about Beethoven having a show with 8 million viewers. I tried to read it but couldn't. He asked me how can't I read that and I said "Beethoven was deaf and I'm blind. Now turn the light on."
He tried to turn on the light but couldn't. I told him not to worry since that tends to happen in dreams and tried to turn it on manually. First I imagined the light shining, but the lamp only glowed faintly for two seconds. I then sent a purple wave of energy toward it and it worked. He asked me "What else can you do?" and then he started to use telekinesis to lift up a small piece of eraser. I then started to feel ill and told him "Don't worry, I'm just feeling a bit ill and sweating like a madman."
I then started to lift the chair up with telekinesis and got it all the way across the room. Since I usually don't do that well I lifted my hands up in triumph and yelled "NO LIMITS" (to my power). The teacher suddenly got mad and I told her I'm going home. She then tried to twist my arm but failed.

Second - I was on a farm on a hill and I was tasked with getting something for the denizens before a storm kicks in. I ran downhill and found a pond filled with giant frogs. Someone said that they cause a disease and we're all in danger so I got back up. On the way up the wind started to blow incredibly fast and I barely made it up (with the same person that said that the frogs cause the disease). One guy told me to get in with the rest but I told him I was probably infected and got in a small shack next to the house. I was in there with two actresses (don't know the names of both). I then got lucid and took full advantage of the situation.

Third - I was in the apartment. Got lucid again and went out. There were two women right outside which looked like prostitutes. I didn't mind and got to work.

Fourth - I was in my house. My parents were there for a coffee and/or tea. The dream was so vivid I did two several reality checks just to be sure. I asked them to read the license plates on a car outside. They did so and I asked them to do it again. They just repeated the same number and I told them to actually read them instead. They read another number and I asked them if they knew why they were different. They didn't know so I told them that we are, in fact, dreaming. They said "Yeah, it's possible" and "Could be". I then went out and noticed several other members of my family going wild because it's just a dream after all. I remember telling them you can fly in the dream and one ran real fast and tried to do it by jumping but failed. I tried too but failed since I was pretty nervous about the chance that we might actually be sharing the dream.
I also noticed that a tree was growing basket balls instead of fruit.

Yay no limits!

12/18 - Though I remember I had at least 7 (of which I remember 5) dreams, only these two lucids are relevant

First - I was in the apartment. My father was trying to kill my family. I went to the kitchen and got two knives, but luckily before giving into murderous rage I thought "This is ridiculous.", dropped the knives and got right in front of my father, who had up to that moment been walking up to me. "This makes no sense. It must mean something. What are you? What do you mean? What do you represent?"
He said "I am the truth and the lie, I am your best friend and your worst enemy."
I then woke up.
Went into the second lucid

Second - I was walking on a dark street. Again, a single thought bolted through my head. Pyramids.
I walked in the first glass surface I saw (since they all looked like mirrors) and found myself floating in darkness. I thought "get me to the pyramids, get me to the pyramids" but found myself at my old home.
My mom was talking to me about something urgent but I said "Be right back" and tried going through a mirror backwards. It didn't help. I then decided to just take a walk.
It was still dark but the first hill I went over I saw a beautiful valley - green land, sunny and blue sky, and most important - the Pyramids were there.
But as soon as I took the first step it started to change. Many buildings just popped up from the ground, and I didn't see the Pyramids agian.
There were giant cathedrals, skyscrapers, houses, even some japanese-looking buildings. All of them were beautiful (especially the cathedrals with the reflections of the sun from the giant surface they had) but they were a distraction. I thought I'd just go for a walk and I'd probably get to the pyramids before I wake up. Boy was I wrong.
I got through the giant city and in front of me was a graveyard filled with zombies. But not any kind of zombies. These were fictional zombies. Dwarves from Lords of the Rings, elves from World of Warcraft and so on. In the background, again, were Pyramids. I decided to walk through the graveyard. Most of the zombies ignored me but one elf zombie looked at me and looked as if she was about to attack. I nodded, said hello and she got back to whatever she was doing. I reached the hilltop and again, there were no pyramids.
Instead the Pyramids were scattered on islands and I was on the coast. I turned around once and looked back and the Pyramids were all collapsed and gone.
Also this may or may not be true but my brother was with me most of the time (I think I remember him not wanting to go through the graveyard but following me after I saw the zombies were fairly passive/friendly).

That was a very cool dream. I think it would be facinating to see all those different styles of architecture piled up into one city. To bad you didn't actualy make it to the pyramids. I wonder why, it seems like you were somehow subcociously blocking yourself from geting to them.

My best guess is that I believe I would do something embarrassing and/or stupid. While this is mostly true, I believe I'd manage just fine given that I don't either go on a rampage or see a woman around.

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12/18 - Though I remember I had at least 7 (of which I remember 5) dreams, only these two lucids are relevant

First - I was in the apartment. My father was trying to kill my family. I went to the kitchen and got two knives, but luckily before giving into murderous rage I thought "This is ridiculous.", dropped the knives and got right in front of my father, who had up to that moment been walking up to me. "This makes no sense. It must mean something. What are you? What do you mean? What do you represent?"
He said "I am the truth and the lie, I am your best friend and your worst enemy."
I then woke up.
Went into the second lucid

Second - I was walking on a dark street. Again, a single thought bolted through my head. Pyramids.
I walked in the first glass surface I saw (since they all looked like mirrors) and found myself floating in darkness. I thought "get me to the pyramids, get me to the pyramids" but found myself at my old home.
My mom was talking to me about something urgent but I said "Be right back" and tried going through a mirror backwards. It didn't help. I then decided to just take a walk.
It was still dark but the first hill I went over I saw a beautiful valley - green land, sunny and blue sky, and most important - the Pyramids were there.
But as soon as I took the first step it started to change. Many buildings just popped up from the ground, and I didn't see the Pyramids agian.
There were giant cathedrals, skyscrapers, houses, even some japanese-looking buildings. All of them were beautiful (especially the cathedrals with the reflections of the sun from the giant surface they had) but they were a distraction. I thought I'd just go for a walk and I'd probably get to the pyramids before I wake up. Boy was I wrong.
I got through the giant city and in front of me was a graveyard filled with zombies. But not any kind of zombies. These were fictional zombies. Dwarves from Lords of the Rings, elves from World of Warcraft and so on. In the background, again, were Pyramids. I decided to walk through the graveyard. Most of the zombies ignored me but one elf zombie looked at me and looked as if she was about to attack. I nodded, said hello and she got back to whatever she was doing. I reached the hilltop and again, there were no pyramids.
Instead the Pyramids were scattered on islands and I was on the coast. I turned around once and looked back and the Pyramids were all collapsed and gone.
Also this may or may not be true but my brother was with me most of the time (I think I remember him not wanting to go through the graveyard but following me after I saw the zombies were fairly passive/friendly).

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Please put this dream in the Pyramids thread! Good job, brother.

Did that.

12/19,20 - Two non lucids

First - I was on a stadium. Me and several other people were attacked by predators. One guy managed to knock a predator down and tried to kill him with a sword but was too slow and got killed before he managed to. "Just like the movies" I thought, but didn't get lucid. I took his sword and finished the predator and fought off several others.

Second - After a long dream about the history of a small tribe in Africa, which ends with the Police chasing one of their members across the UN headquarters (my basement...?) I end up in my backyard. My father is there, eating vegetables and my mother is beside him. I look at the sky.
There is a beautiful lunar eclipse. The moon is red, and red clouds start going around it. One of the clouds opens and the Reaper flies out of it. I yell "I'm going to die" and look at my parents. They aren't concerned. The reaper flies over me and through my father and then disappears. I tell him that he's going to die but he laughs it off and continues to eat a pickle. He suddenly gets up and says "Holy mother of..." and starts to act like he's either having a heart attack or has started to choke on the food. I can't tell.

12/21 - Three non lucids

First - I was standing on a cliff and some guys wanted to throw rocks at me. One was with his brother, so I took his brother as a hostage and said "Hit me now, fools!" and jumped off into a river. It quickly brought me to an abandoned house where I found some of my books. They were filled with money but some was missing. I told the kid to return my money and he did. I then collected my money and admired my ability to plan ahead since I somehow knew I'd need it. I then started to bomb a relative's house from a boat with missiles and all kinds of ridiculous stuff.

Second - I was on the street. There was a toilet and I sat on it. Before I could use it people started to gather around and I left.

Third - I was playing a first person shooter. I thought that something was unrealistic and even asked myself "Maybe I should do an RC?" but didn't want to do anything while I was doing so well. At the end of the round all of the other players from my team left and I was left alone to fight 8 people. The game then became a third person game with me playing as a giant demon with six butterfly wings (?) killing those 8 every chance I got.

12/22,23 - Two lucids

First - It was a lengthy dream about the olympic games. One guy managed to jump over 20 meters and another was climbing up a building with nothing but his bare hands. He let go of the building and while he was falling he took a towel, wiped his face and then kept climbing. Then I was near the base of the building. My leg was stuck in a ladder and one guy just wouldn't let me get my leg out. He thought it was fun to spin it around so my leg got broken so bad it almost fell off. I swore to him I'd kill him first chance I got and started limping to the hospital. They put one of those things you get for neck injuries on my leg and I got out. I thought "this must be a dream. Since it already lasted for so long I might as well get something to eat while it still lasts."

Second - I don't remember much aside from being in someone's house trying to reach a room on the upper floor like my life depended on it and then being disappointed with what I saw when I got to see what was inside.

12/24 - One non lucid, one lucid

Non lucid - I was sitting on my sofa when a really (really) small UFO flew in the room. It was small enough to land on my hand (smaller then a CD). I was, of course surprised.
A small alien came out and stood on my finger. He was the typical movie alien (slender, big head black eyes etc.) but he didn't have arms. He looked scared and when I got closer to get a better look he went back in his UFO thingy. I thought that he couldn't talk so I tried to hear his thoughts. My head started to hurt and I stopped. He then flew away. I woke up and went back to the second dream.
EDIT: Just remembered. I wasn't alone, my family was there too and they scared the alien so he got inside. There was also some other guy completely uninterested in the whole UFO thing. When the alien got back inside his UFO the guy just asked "Can I go get something to eat now?" I told him he could and pointed him to the kitchen.

Lucid - I was outside the house with a paper airplane in my hand. I was lucid. I made the plane gray and made it look like a real airplane. I saw an old woman (like 80+) trying to start a small ancient white car. She was cursing all along. I walked on and got to a small park. People were dining and I saw a good looking woman (I think she was on TV once or twice but I don't know her name). I thought I'd have fun so I made another reality check (just in case lol). I decided not to do anything to her since the dream would end and I didn't want that so I just approached her. She asked "Are you the one they sent to replace the key and break the glass on the door?" and I said yes though I had no idea wtf she was talking about.
We walked to a small open bar and she said that I'd have to get past the staff (which was one woman). I told her it wasn't going to be a problem, took a knife and slit her throat. She started to talk so I asked her "Didn't I just kill you? Be quiet woman." and cut her head off. The other woman told me I wasn't supposed to make a mess and I told her to think fast and tossed the head in her direction.
I entered the back room, found a key (which I took) and found a door with a small square glass panel near the top. I broke it and saw a guy inside a small square shaped room. He asked me if I was the one that was going to set him free, I said yes and gave him the key.
And then I woke up.

12/25 - One lucid

I was on a street. Don't know how I got there. I barely walked through a metal fence and got in front of a store. The reflection of me was a reindeer (which reminds me: merry Christmas). I thought that I should open a portal. But to where? Oh yeah, the Pyramids. I tried and failed but felt energy flowing through me and almost flew without even wanting it. So then I flew like Superman himself. I wanted to get above the clouds but then I saw my town from air. There was a huge new cathedral (can't quite describe it but it reminded me slightly of the churches from Oblivion) near the center. I landed there and asked one guy when was it finished.
He said 2020. I then saw my parents which were angry at me for not arriving in time for the opening mass. They told me to get on the train (which was nearby). I was standing outside, holding on to something (don't know what) and for some 5 minutes I traveled. I was surprised that my brain could generate new scenery that fast. Then the train took a turn to the right but my part was separated and continued to go forward for some 50 meters (150 feet?) before stopping at the end of the road.
To my left was a huge obelisk. I got there and there were some graves and flowers near it. There was a statue dedicated to 3 warriors (some german names), some flowers dedicated to Deadpool, brazilian graves and a black stone with the golden words "n00n m00s" on it.
The letters didn't change when I looked back.
When I was inspecting one of the graves I saw a reflection of someone about to attack me. I grabbed his sword and pushed him away. He was an ancient japanese guy with a WWI pilot helmet and a sword, all in black. I asked him who he was and why the letters didn't change. He said "I am the guardian. This is not like other places. It is protected. But it is cursed!"
He ran away before I could ask him anything else. I then felt weak and fell down. The Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars appeared out of nowhere and said "There you are" and something else which I don't remember (but which was creepy). He placed a hand on my right shoulder and started to laugh. Then I woke up.

Good, good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Blacklight.

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Originally Posted by MadMonkey

Good, good. The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Blacklight.

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This pleases my ego.

Forgot to update.

12/26 - Several lucids and non lucids

First - I was at school (don't even know which one). I was doing biology and one teacher started listing components of something, another came in and started to explain how a cell works and the third barged in and accused us of some misbehavior. I had two very similar dreams with this theme so for simplicity's sake I'll count them as one. In both of them there was this girl, I think she's the one I tried to share dreams with before (without her knowing it). I kept seeing her the last few days in some non lucids. First few times I felt sheer joy being around her, talking and whatnot, but now I felt this immense jealousy every time someone even looked at her. Got lucid at the end then woke up.

Second - Lucid. Decided not to waste my time on sex. I decided instead to compare two girls in a few tests which involved me, them and my hands. And some girl on girl action.

Third - See number two

12/27 - About half a dozen short lucids and one long one

Long one - I was walking back home with my family. Cars were crashing all over the place (think GTA style). My cellphone started to go wild and play music I don't have on it (Linkin Park and then the christian Mass...?). My brother asked me if I had some song on it (something by Mozart?). I took out my cellphone and the screen went wild. Like a TV. You know, static and stuff. Then some really brief videos of aliens were shown and then some woman with massive... you know. I then got lucid. I don't really remember much from there on.

Been busy the last couple of days with holidays and all.

Anyways I've got a bunch of dreams and little time so I'll post them tomorrow I hope.

Now that I have some time I'll post some of the more interesting dreams I've had (it's been over a week?!).
I've dreamed a lot, and a lot of these dreams were lucid, though most were uninteresting. Except these three:

First: I was standing on a playground. I got lucid and ran to the sidewalk near the road and saw my father trying to beat people up. I punched him so bad he flew across the street (also all of this was in front of the building with the apartment I constantly find myself in). I was cheered as a hero (or at least a good guy). I then ran over the road, entered a small store and asked a DC for directions to another DC. The DC said "I don't remember exactly where that house is, it's been a really long time". I told him to just point me in that direction if he can and he did. Suddenly a minimap was displayed in the upper-right corner of the dream and a dot appeared in one place. While I was on my way there the dream started to go dark and I thought I'd wake up. I shouted "Stabilize" and it did. I tried some more verbal commands and said "Spell: Wind", raised my arms and wind removed everything out of the way. After that I reached the dot on the minimap and there was an exposed gas pipe. I concluded somehow that if I destroy it I would attract the attention of someone important. I cut the pipe and everything went up in flames, which caught 2 DCs. I put them out (water and so on) and proceeded to the house of the DC I was looking for. I found a girl captured by an Egyptian pharaoh (some sort of a subconscious reference to the Pyramids?). I told her I'd save her and she said "You don't need to." in a really depressed kind of way. The pharaoh started to chase me and I leaped out of the house on to a car, and then from a car to the top of a skyscraper, superhero style. On the top of it there were a bunch of government agents which tried to kill me and I lost lucidity during all of that before waking up.

Second: Don't remember where I was but I got lucid. I ran over to someone and told them that they are a failure at life, waste oxygen and shouldn't be allowed to live. As I was saying this the world started to shake and people's skin started to decay horribly, revealing green flesh that glowed dimly. By now I had stopped with what I was doing and the zombies started to go wild and attack the few that didn't get transformed.
I went to a stairway and started to go down, where more of these things were. A voice asked me "Why do you think things go the way they do?" and then I was back at the top of the stairway again. "Why couldn't things have gone like this?" and then there were no more of these zombies. "Why do we chose what we chose?" and then I was back at the top of the stairway, but it didn't lead anywhere. "And why don't we think about what we do?" Now the stairway turned into a pyramid of sorts with all sorts of outcomes flashing down at the base. I then had a false awakening and found myself near a trash can on the street. I wasn't aware that I was dreaming anymore but I still had the powers I have while lucid.

Third: I was in a house with several people. I was trying to summon a woman DC but failed. I tried an alternative approach. I asked some of the people there "Who's on the second floor?" they said "She is." I asked "And what's she doing there?" they said "Waiting for you."
I then went upstairs but everything was dark. I saw a figure in the room and started to walk toward it. Turns out it was my brother, looking angry as a demon from hell itself. He rushed toward me with blinding speed and was behind me before I could even blink. I lost my sight and felt weak like I was dying. I told him I'd leave him alone and tried to walk back but I woke up.

1/14 - Two lucids

First: I was sitting in a classroom. A teacher walked in, made a line on the blackboard and asked "What are the Five sources of Knowledge?"
I came to the board and tried to write "Divine Inspiration" but barely did it. In my own words, "I feel like I have Downs syndrome". I walked back and noticed that letters in my notes are changing. London turned into Lundun, Lunden, Lynda and so on. I tried to go have sex with the first woman I encountered.

Second: Sitting in a dimly lit room. I notice someone who I haven't seen in a while. I ask "Didn't you go away?"
She said "I am here from Monday." or something. I go lucid and wake up within seconds.

Also there was a non lucid where my teeth fall out and hang by threads of nerves while my mouth bleeds. My watch didn't work and the nosepinch didn't work well either. I kept trying to find a way to find out if I'm dreaming. I tried to turn on the light and the switch worked. My reflection in a mirror wasn't changed enough for me to recognize it is a dream. Woke up soon anyways.

1/15 - Another one of these strange lucids

I was at home, got lucid. I was already accompanied by a fairly good looking lady so I decided to throw out the remaining people (for modesty's sake). I did that carefully, just in case something about the dream was real, however when I turned around the lady turned into an old woman. I decided I won't let that stop me so I tried to summon another one, without success. I then lied down on the floor and sank in it, hoping to land somewhere else but only found myself back. I tested my powers a bit. Telekinesis worked pretty well, but summoning didn't at all. What a waste of a vivid, long dream I thought. I went outside and four small aliens (not even up to my knees) attacked me. I let them do whatever they were planning to do as fear gives them strength. I even tried to make them lead me to someone but they just wouldn't. I then knocked on the door of a random DC and asked him for directions. He said he didn't know where the person was but asked me about my family and what I was doing. I told him everything was fine and I was taking a walk.
I then saw an old woman and asked her for direction. She told me she didn't know anything. I've had it by then.
I grabbed her by the throat, started to strangle her and shouted as loud as I could "YOU KNOW! I KNOW YOU KNOW! YOU ALL KNOW! TELL ME!
She was crying and people around me were telling me I was insane. I started to wonder for a while if this was real and i was strangling a random old woman for no reason so I threw her on the ground, did a reality check and then grabbed her again.
She said "I know, let me go and I'll tell you". Feeling victorious I let her go and expected directions but instead she leaped at me and started to strangle me. I then woke up.

Also a non lucid where the shadowy figure of an abbot runs across the road while I'm in a car, and when I get home two abbots are already in my yard. I called one "Father Revenge" for some reason.

1/15,16,17 - Two non lucids over two days plus a lucid today

First non lucid: I was watching (or better to say hovering over) a new game or comedy show which featured some comedian trying to be funny by trying to talk to a mexican without knowing any spanish.

Second non lucid: I was watching (or again sort of hovering around) an episode of House M.D. where after a really stupid plot I actually talked to him. Most of what he said I couldn't understand (though the tone of his voice tells me his comment was intended to belittle my intellectual and physical abilities) so I told him he needs subtitles. He walked (limped?) away mumbling some more.

Lucid: I don't know if a whole lot of non lucid scenes were actually a part of the dream or dreams by themselves but I was in the apartment where some guy was reading my Dream Journal (even though I don't have much written in it I still have one), then me with three women which looked like supermodels, a scene from some cartoon and finally the lucid.
In it I was again trying to summon a DC, first by expecting her to be somewhere and when that didn't work out I remembered how nothing worked (even strangling people!) a few days earlier and said "I'm not moving until she is here". Another DC laughed at me, but unlike other attempts, this one worked. Aside from everything getting pretty vivid (I wondered if everything was real again though some details, like a train track in my backyard, told me it wasn't), my goal was accomplished. Feeling triumphant I decided to go for a walk (my DC disappeared as soon as I started to go), but the dream turned into some narration about a Grand Duchy of Warsaw while I was browsing a forum.

1/18,19,20,21 - Lots of dreams

Lengthy non lucids as well as some lucids. My goal of summoning certain dream characters is definitely starting to border on obsession and I'm putting an end to it. I think I'll try to design a dream city of mine or work on some other powers to clear my head.
The few lucids I did have were about me trying to unsuccessfully summon DCs over and over again. I only managed to try and tear my head off in a moment of clarity (a statement which would make way less sense in any other context). I didn't fully manage to do it because I felt my spine still attached to my head, though I managed to take a look at myself from a third person point of view.

I really want to talk to Einstien and Jesus and stuff it would be awesome. DC somoning can be hard though. Who were some of the people you were tring to summon?

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I really want to talk to Einstien and Jesus and stuff it would be awesome. DC somoning can be hard though. Who were some of the people you were tring to summon?

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Mostly people I know, some fictional characters and one or two famous people.

I did not think that I would achieve success with my new goals so quickly. Today I had a long lucid which featured just about everything I set out to do - flying (though two DCs kept telling me I can't fly and I shouldn't try to jump of a building I did it, and it felt great), telekinesis (throwing people around), practicing other powers (I tried to make a fountain of blood but all I managed was to make the ground spit out a wave of milk and jelly) and fighting (though not intentionally - some DCs got upset when I caused the death of one of them and told them they shouldn't care for someone who isn't real anyways, then after a lengthy fight I took one's head off and threw it at the rest, yelling at them for being idiots).

1/24,25,26 - Few lucids unfortunately

The most recent dream is one non lucid where I am a tax auditor and move around by opening portals. This is the first time I ever did such a thing and now I did it with unseen ease.
The only lucid is one where a crow speaks to me in German. I try to answer but can't think of many words. It asks me why I can't answer properly in english and I answer that I do not have the access to all of the information in my brain at the moment but that it does. I ask it how it has such a good access to my memory and it says "It's simple. Rip out your head and shove it back down your neck."
That's what I did but I didn't get better memory. The dream then went to a sports gym (which was pretty vivid). I told myself that I remember that scene from somewhere and asked myself "Is this it? Did I get my memory?" then I had a look around and concluded that "Given that a day does not have 68 hours (and other dreamsigns) I'm pretty sure this is not a memory."
One of the stranger dreams (and a part of the lucid described above) in the past few days is where I see my mother. She washes the dishes (she told me once that she always dreams of this) and I tell her she doesn't have to bother because now she can dream of something else. We sit down and start talking but another one (my mom) enters the room and starts yelling at me for getting dirt in her juice because I don't wash my hands. I tell her I don't drink that juice and take a look outside the window. I see nothing but dense white fog and tell myself that this is actually what I wanted to accomplish.

There has been lots of heads being removed latly. :P

I know. I'm trying not to lose my head about it though. Not to get ahead of myself, but I don't think it'll happen again. (puns intended)

1/27,28 - Three lucids

First: One I'd rather not talk about. It was really, really vivid (which is good) but there was incest (which is really, really bad).

Second: Not even sure it's a proper lucid. I had my leg stuck in a grinding wheel in a shopping mall, and by the time I pulled my leg out there was a giant gaping hole in it. Some guy said "Preserve your joints. They are solid gold!". I was then shoved on a stretcher and shoved through an ambulance wagon, but only after a guy broke my leg several times and started to cut it to pieces after telling me it was needed for my health. I knew it was a dream (I think I did) and I grew robotic arms (like dr. Octopus guy from Spiderman) and started to crush things.

Third: A long videogame related dream. I'm not sure how but I found plastic explosive cemented in a wall of a building. I wanted to blow a house up. I set up 3 detonators just to be safe but 2 stopped working. After activating the third I jumped out of a window and watched the fireworks. I then tried to make it brighter (it was night) but couldn't. I watched the sky for a while and got sort of sucked in.

Also I noticed (or knew already but decided to post now, I'm not sure) that dreams which you have early during the night are much more chaotic and difficult to control. More nightmares too.

1/29 - One non lucid

I was playing Super Mario, where Mario after taking 3 powerups became fat, then after another one turned into Luigi. Luigi then flew across the map on a crown given to him by the Norse god Thor.

1/30 - Three lucids

First: I remember being in the apartment when I got lucid. I jumped off the balcony and dived through the ground thinking I want to see another DC. When I got through the ground I found myself in the Earth's orbit with a single blue dot marking the location of the DC. I got down there pretty fast and the DC was waiting for me in a room which looked a lot like mine. I asked "Is this how your room really looks or is it the only way my mind can visualize it?". I got no answer and then the DC tried to teach me how to play a guitar properly.

Second: I was looking at a list of obscure writers and was trying to compare their dates of birth to the official dates of birth in a book. I don't know why I wasted lucidity on this.

Third: I was being late for an appointment and some woman started to yell at me for being late even though she was late herself. I got lucid, got out of the building and flew around a little, mostly behind a bus.

1/31 - One lucid

I was wandering through a town when I saw an elementary school that looked like mine. I expected a woman around the corner and, well, you can guess the rest.

2/1 - Two lucids

First: I was on a trip to some metropolis. I was near a beach of a river. The beach was orderly and decorated but from where I was to get to the beach you had to go down a steep surface. I did so and took a walk along the beach when one guy I know invited me to a shop. I went there, the guy bought what he wanted and I was stuck waiting behind an old beardy guy. He asked for "kosher paper". I wondered what the hell is going on and he took out a hammer and started to demand everyone's money. I told him he can fuck off so he started to hit me. I took the hammer and started to hit him while he tried to run away. Two security guards then got him but I kept hitting the guy. They told me to stop but I told them they can go fuck off too. I stopped when they looked like they were about to get me too. I then got lucid and took a walk around. A fat security guy who apparently went into hiding during the crisis wanted to talk to me looking miserable, so I told him to "Get away from me". In the background I saw another officer which I saw on TV. I thought it was a nice touch to the dream.

Second: I was peeing in a bush while listening to narration about how some poor actor discovered music. I was over with peeing but still had to go, and two guys and a girl showed up. One of the guys told me he just peed in my house. I asked him how was it possible that I peed for a minute but still had to go. I then told him it was only possible if I was actually dreaming. The girl then said "I like to eat people" or something like that. I asked her why and she started to get angry and walk towards me. I told her I don't want to know but she still kept going. I decided to let her do what she wanted. "It's my dream, I can feel no pain" I thought.
Everything went white and I found myself back at the beginning. She was trying to get me again but this time I put up a fight first, then let her.
Another false awakening (both false awakenings were of course figured out immediately by a nose pinch) and I was back at the beginning. By then I've had enough so I fought her. I tackled her to the ground and held her face to the floor. Her head simply turned around (which freaked me out) and her hands did as well. It then turned into a worm with teeth everywhere which I ripped out of her body (more head removing yay). Her body and the worm then started to attack me separately. Then I had enough of it and woke up.

2/2,3 - Two lucids

First: I was walking with some of my family. Grandma spat on the floor and I thought she was acting like a Bulgarian (I have no idea why). She told me something so I told her "That's nice. But I can walk through walls!"
They looked at me like I was a madman so I pushed my hands through the wall. "See?" I asked them. I then went through and found myself in the body of a Roman Emperor (from that movie Gladiator - Commodus, was it?) trying to escape his palace. I just walked through the nearest wall but ended up waking up.

Second: I only remember being at a computer and then stopping whatever I was doing to do something else.

2/4 - One lucid

I entered a huge circus hall. A narrative voice said "And here we have an immigrant from Greece arrived at age of 6 as an orphan" and saw a woman come out. You know the rest.

2/5 - Several lucids - unfortunately I forgot most of them. I only remember two

First: I had a false awakening (probably after a lucid, just can't remember a thing) and the dream was blurry. I decided to experiment with verbal commands again. I shouted "Stabilize!" and the dream got so vivid that I literally fell down and woke up soon after. You know how if you focus too much on a single detail in a dream, like a picture, it gets outrageously detailed? Now think like that, but for the entire dream you can see.

Second: This is a dream come true. It has long been my objective to do what I had done. A very, very long time, and thankfully I was able to stop trying to summon people for long enough to do it. I was jumping from rooftop to rooftop, building to building and flying around like a maniac. Despite the dream looking like a warzone (with one exception probably - there was a huge nice looking church in the center), it was the most refreshing thing to happen in weeks.

2/6 - Many non lucids - I suppose there's one that is partially lucid

I was dreaming that I was in front of my family and I did something rather nasty to a girl. I then had a false awakening and they were telling me what I did in my dream so I told them the only explanation for them knowing what I was dreaming was that I was dreaming that too. But I didn't do anything important and just followed the plot of the dream.

There were more dreams where I was in a video game and one where I was leading a whole nation out of slavery (sort of like Moses) but in the modern age. I was betrayed later. It felt pretty bad.

2/6 - Many non lucids - I suppose there's one that is partially lucid

I was dreaming that I was in front of my family and I did something rather nasty to a girl. I then had a false awakening and they were telling me what I did in my dream so I told them the only explanation for them knowing what I was dreaming was that I was dreaming that too. But I didn't do anything important and just followed the plot of the dream.

There were more dreams where I was in a video game and one where I was leading a whole nation out of slavery (sort of like Moses) but in the modern age. I was betrayed later. It felt pretty bad.

2/7 - One non lucid plus two fragments

It was.. I'm not really sure what it was. I know it was Max Payne (video game character) hunting bad guys, but the way he did it made no sense. And, of course, there were heads being taken off.

And as for the fragments, one is me trying to WILD but someone is distracting me. I almost did it (WILDing seems to be so much easier when you're already in a dream) and another one where I'm in a bathroom and an entire family is drowned in a bathtub. I'm horrified by this and when I take a closer look they all come to life.

2/8 - One of the strangest nights of my life. No less then 6 lucids! (some non lucids too, which makes for about 8 dreams tonight) 3 of those were vivid but I had no control and 3 were mostly foggy but I had control. Also the first 3 didn't exactly feel like they were my dreams. I felt like a stranger in them, though in the other 3 I felt like home.

First: I was walking with my family in a building, going upstairs. I noticed there were no more stairs past one point. I wondered how this was possible and then figured out I must be dreaming. This was strange to me because the dream was really, really vivid. I got out and tried the regular superpowers I use (jumping around etc.) but I couldn't do anything at all. I tried to jump from a high point to start flying but only ended up on the floor, tried to summon a knife or anything but that didn't work either. Also the DCs I encountered were afraid of me. Guess they started to learn their lessons.

Second: I was in a classroom. I think it was basically a gathering of everyone I tried to summon in the last few months. I went out and got to a football field located on a cliff. I made the DCs jump down and kill themselves but when I got down too nobody was there.

Third: It was a brief lucid after a false awakening. Noise woke me up soon.
which brings us to the second set of lucids

Fourth: I got up and had a look at the time (usual practice to figure out false awakenings) and found out I was dreaming I tried to go through a wall to get to the moon or open a portal or something but only ended up back in the room. I went out and quickly had another false awakening.

Fifth: I got up again and had a look through the window. I wondered what was it that I set out to do and then figured out I was supposed to get to my dream guide some time soon. I made a train wreck my house and two guys (who were also named House) got out. One was grumpy and had a cane and the other looked pretty content. The first one asked if I had any water around and the second one said "You probably shouldn't give him what he wants." After that things got pretty messy and dark so I made things brighter and stabilized the dream, but it didn't last much more and I had another false awakening.

Sixth: I felt incredibly tired and everything felt real as this moment right now. I told myself I'd do a reality check just to be sure, and what do you know it turns out I'm dreaming. Given how vivid it felt I thought I'd go have great fun in this one but I woke up again.
which brings us to the non lucid part of the night

Seventh: I was with my mother and she was serving lunch. There wasn't much to eat. Also some false awakenings and repetitions of this theme.

Eighth: I was in an old shop. News reached me that something bad is going on so I grabbed a squirrel, jumped into a silver convertible car and I started to drive like a madman. A monkey then jumped on the car while I was driving and took my squirrel. The car got flipped but I just got on top of the car and somehow kept driving it upside down. I reached a town where I drove into a shop and bought a sandwich. From there I got out and suddenly I was driving a bike. I drove past a few people i knew, greeting them while I was driving. I then got back to the shop (actually crashed in it) when I heard it was being robbed. Some cop was raging around there and abusing some asians. Then I woke up.

six lucids!!! WOW... will catch up later!

That night was pretty much a record breaker. I even managed to remember another non lucid, bringing the total dream count of the night to 9!
2/9 - Despite sleeping for only 2 and a half hours I still managed to dream something (despite how ridiculous it is)

I was at elections where the president was. I was trying to argue with him but every time I tried to say something he or the crowd would cut me off with either a start of a speech or cheering of some sort. It then switched to picking abilities to "leave this haunted world", which makes no sense at all.

2/10 - One lucid?

I don't even know if this one should count properly given that I only managed to form the dream around me (DEILD/WILD) before the alarm clock cut my dream short.
I've also experimented with isochronic tunes again. I almost got to form a dream scene but every time I started to see it actualize my mind just kind of jumped and it was lost. The more I got into it before the break the more powerful the jump was.

2/11 - One non lucid

I was playing a computer game. I remember that it was originally a FPS but now it was in a mine somewhere. The players had to defend the mine from a swarm of hostile creatures.

2/12 - Three lucids

First: I was walking along when I saw UFOs in the sky. I got lucid and decided to greet them like they were my children, and what do you know, one lands in my hands and folds in there nicely. I lost lucidity then and switched to observer mode. I saw a group of people who painted themselves green talk to the alien lord. He said "We'll make you green like us!" and they answered "But my lord, you are forgetting that we are green already.", and then the aliens invaded the Simpsons.

Note: In this one I tried to summon my DG, but every time I do that I get different results
Second: The dream started in a really messy room. I called out for a dream guide and a witch (black robes, pointy hat) came in. I tried to greet her but started to stumble around. She picked me up and said "It's okay." I asked her who she was and she said "I'm here to teach you the art of transformation.", and that's about all that I remember from being lucid there.

Third: A guy told me to follow him. He told me he'd teach me to copy things. He said "If you know a single thread, you know everything." and then he gave me a paper detailing some forces influencing the atoms and some other confusing things. I really don't know why I played along.

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

2/12 - Three lucids
Note: In this one I tried to summon my DG, but every time I do that I get different results
Second: The dream started in a really messy room. I called out for a dream guide and a witch (black robes, pointy hat) came in. I tried to greet her but started to stumble around. She picked me up and said "It's okay." I asked her who she was and she said "I'm here to teach you the art of transformation.", and that's about all that I remember from being lucid there.

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Hey! Don't try and steel my dream guide. :P It seems she had the same destabilizing effect on you too though.

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Originally Posted by MadMonkey

Hey! Don't try and steel my dream guide. :P It seems she had the same destabilizing effect on you too though.

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Yeah I got pretty much swept off my feet.
2/13 - One non lucid
There was a show about some woman being raped by a bunch of people. It then switched to inviting you to do a pilgrimage to her house or donate 10$

2/14 - This is an odd situation. I don't remember anything at all. I know I remembered a dream (or at least a part of one) but I forgot everything during the day. Maybe it will come back on its own soon enough.

2/15 - One non lucid

I wrote on a wall that I feel cold because I have no place to be in during the winter.

2/16 - One non lucid

I played some basket ball. I was surprised at how tall I was and that I could make myself taller if I wanted to.

2/17 - One lucid

Don't remember much of it again. I know I wasn't even fully lucid yet I was debating with myself whether I should focus more on getting lucid in the future or not. I went through a door (without opening it) and woke up.

2/18 - One lucid

I was playing an FPS (Battlefield related?), got lucid and started to throw people around like ragdolls, jump around and smash things.

2/19 - Four lucids

First: I was in the middle of a field. I tried to summon background music but woke up instead.

Second: I was lucid but following the dream plot (and trying to rape everything on the way). It was some RPG-FPS kind of game and I was following some holy artifact in a long lost temple. I took a turn to the left and found a newer building, where I found a suitable woman to... have some coffee with.

Third: I followed the dream plot again. A friend of mine was stealing money from a school (?) and I was following him. When we got out of the school we were suddenly outside a small house in a village. I followed him. He was strolling on the sidewalk, I was jumping on roofs, then I jumped down, grabbed a sword from my back (which I just summoned) and cut him into bits. I took the bags of money and ran off to a major square (looks like the map of the dream was one third village one third city x and one third city y) and wanted to throw the bags of money in the middle of the DCs to see how they'd react. I heard background music on the way which I didn't particularly like so I told the dream to "Shut the fuck up" (which it did) and to put on some better music, which it didn't do and woke me up instead.

Fourth: I got out of the apartment I keep dreaming of and I saw a train going my way. I latched on to the side of it (I was holding it with one hand and the rest of me was floating mid air) and tried to enjoy the ride. I saw a lot of scorched land to my right. A minute or so later I saw a giant mansion emerge from the background. The train stopped right in front of it. There was a giant black metal fence in front of it, which I passed through without a problem. Inside there were two small girls (who oddly reminded me of someone, don't know who) which took me to the two owners, an old woman and an old man. They showed me some giant cup/light bulb filled with something red. They told me "The red is your fear. We feed off it." and the old man started to leech from it. Then suddenly another part of it emerged from under the ground and the old man was really impressed at all the food he'd get (I think). I took my bottle of fears and beat them up with it (literally and metaphorically I suppose). I got out and told the girls to run. I tried to fly but I landed on water (looks like their mansion was surrounded by it apart from the train tracks which led there). Later I managed to fly and I got in the middle of a city (which again looked familiar). A bunch of bad guys were chasing me and started to stab me. I calmed down and told them they don't exist and walked away (I heard something like "What? How dare you?" and such on my way out). I then woke up.

2/20 - Four lucids

First: I was in my bed. I saw some posters of ancient video games and concluded I was dreaming. There was a radio playing some music. I told it to shut up, which it did. I told it "Play Beethoven's fifth." and it did that too. The speed was horribly messed up (first it went extra fast and then it went slow). I don't remember much else from that one aside from success in getting music to play.

Second: I was in my bed again. I felt tired like I just came back from a 12 hour shift. I decided to do a reality check just in case. It worked, so I got up. It was dark so I said "Let there be light". I got out of my room and exercised some telekinesis. I saw that the dream was collapsing but couldn't manage to stabilize it.

Third: "Woke up" in a dream on a train going through a major city. It was really sunny and nice and I hoped the dream would last, but despite my attempts it dissolved easily.

Fourth: I was in a lecturing hall. I decided to find a random DC and mess with it. I found one girl, hugged her and told her "you can do it". She told me "You can do what I can do too." I was confused enough to lose control and got lost in the dream plot.

2/21,22 - Two non lucids (probably some lucids/half lucids which I forgot too)

First: I was watching a movie about corporations hiring soldiers to enforce debt paying

Second: My family was going to see a movie. Borat showed up and made some joke which nobody got. He then followed us and then we got into a fight with him somehow, in a basement filled with shit. Seriously.

2/23,24 - Two non lucids

First: I was watching a documentary about greeks waging wars in today's Vietnam and Southern China.

Second: Me and some guys were playing football in a full classroom. I barely kept myself from falling all the time.

I know it's a quick update but I'm logging this under 2/25
2/25 - One glorious lucid

I was going through a village and I noticed some abnormalities. I was dreaming. I shouted as loud as I could, with my fists in the air "YES! I'M LUCID!" I asked my self "What should I do? Sex? Dream guide? Dream guide."
I saw some guy next to a sign that said "Super-Ninja" and asked him where my dream guide was. He pointed me to a pretty big mansion. I made a hole in the wall and got in. Inside I saw a patchwork of rooms from my childhood and present, all mixed up. I couldn't make sense of it. I saw a girl in one of the rooms and asked her where my dream guide was. "Your what?" she asked. "Dream guide. Where is he?"
She pointed me to the basement and I went in. On my way in I saw a bunch of cats and two cats inside. I petted one and asked her "Do you know where he is?" jokingly. A guy stepped out of a closet (lol). He told me I shouldn't pay attention to the cats. He was a pretty tall guy with black hair tied into a ponytail, he had a small goatee and glasses. His clothes were pretty dark. He looked like a college student, basically.
I assumed he was my guide and asked him "Are you a part of me, my subconscious, which is unavailable to me but which observes everything quietly or are you a separate entity?"
he told me "I'm not a part of you" (he sounded kind of relieved) "but we all stem from the same source".
"God?" I asked. He nodded his head agreeing with me.
He lied down on a sofa and said "We've talked about this before. You don't remember."
"I will this time." I said. He looked surprised. I continued: "It's around 12am and this is likely the last dream I'll have today. I can't forget it."
We discussed some things. He showed me a map of the world (which for a change looked accurate) and pointed out two islands north of Russia's shore for some reason. He said something about a perfect nation being built there (sounds like DC rubbish).
I started to hear really loud noise outside the room. Like a whole pack of people talking and shouting. He told me to calm down and wait a moment. The noise disappeared.
Then I heard the radio play. I asked him to shut that pop noise down and play some Beethoven. He told me he didn't have any. "This is controlled not by me but you and your emotions" he said. I pressed the button to turn it off but it didn't shut down. I said "God damn this is annoying"
A female voice repeated my words. I tried saying several things and it repeated after me. "And in other news, I'm a woman now." I said. The voice repeated this too and then I woke up.

2/26,27,28 - Lots of crazy, crazy dreams, the craziest being the following three from today and yesterday:

First: My dad was trying to stick it in me. He said it wasn't his fault because [DC babble] and I'm not gonna even try to explain how surprised I was.

Second: The psychopath chainsaw-wielding cannibal-murderer-bomber entry from my DJ

Third: The Reward of the murderer entry from my DJ

3/1,2 - One non lucid and a lucid

First: I was watching people debate the news that Florida and Arkansas were seceding. The TV was on. There were armed people in yellow raincoats. One turned around and emptied an entire clip into another guy's face, took a large rock and started to beat him with it.

Second: I was in a bathroom. Some guy rushed in and tried to scare me. I told him I was dreaming and that even I could scare myself better then he did.

3/3,4,5,6,7 - Several dreams per day, nothing important, only 3 lucids in one night

All were in the same night (or morning) and all of them had the same environment. It was a bus. Kind of like a harem on wheels.