My Dick

**DrunkenArse** · 09-20-2012 12:08 AM

**Indeed** · 09-20-2012 02:07 AM

Your name gets more and more relevant every day.

**DrunkenArse** · 09-20-2012 02:52 AM

My Dick gets the job done,
Your dick turns and runs.

**Supernova** · 09-20-2012 03:05 AM

I remember this from Harold And Kumar 2.

God this is stupid.

**DrunkenArse** · 09-20-2012 03:10 AM

Glad I didn't have to waste a whole two hours of my life watching Harold and Kumar to find out about this song.

Sorry that you did.

**Supernova** · 09-20-2012 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Glad I didn't have to waste a whole two hours of my life watching Harold and Kumar to find out about this song.

Sorry that you did.

At least I didn't see it in the theater. Oh wait yes I did...(I think...)

Lol, no, it wasn't too bad all in all. NPH was pretty good.

**Michael** · 09-20-2012 05:20 AM

Why's this guy looking at everyone's dick anyways?

**Original Poster** · 09-20-2012 07:29 AM

Harold and Kumar 2 is fucking hilarious. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Your dick looks like a little kid's.

**Marvo** · 09-20-2012 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by Original Poster

Harold and Kumar 2 is fucking hilarious. Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Your dick looks like a little kid's.

The first movie was better, but they are both great, if you can look past the at times low humor.

**dutchraptor** · 09-20-2012 06:42 PM

Harold an kumar were hilarious, I usually hate humour like that but they pulled it off perfectly. NPH was awesome.

**Indeed** · 09-21-2012 02:11 AM

So. That was somewhat interesting

Kind of.

**DrunkenArse** · 09-21-2012 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Original Poster

Your dick looks like a little kid's.

You have a problem with making statements about things that you don't know anything about. My dick is seven and a half inches long and is as big around as my wrist. That's an impressive dick for a little kid.

**Arra** · 09-24-2012 10:00 PM

This is pretty much the same as most popular rap songs.

**DrunkenArse** · 09-27-2012 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

You have a problem with making statements about things that you don't know anything about. My dick is seven and a half inches long and is as big around as my wrist. That's an impressive dick for a little kid.

I doubt I would have placed such a specific description of my dick if I hadn't been drunk. Could a moderator make it so that my response to OP was

my dick is in high demand
your dick lives in your hand

Also, my wrists are pretty slender.

Originally Posted by Dianeva

This is pretty much the same as most popular rap songs.

Yes. I find these songs amusing though I seldom listen to them.

**melanieb** · 09-27-2012 02:49 AM

[QUOTE=PhilosopherStoned;1945947]I doubt I would have placed such a specific description of my dick if I hadn't been drunk. Could a moderator make it so that my response to OP was

my dick is in high demand
your dick lives in your hand

No.

I could delete the thread, if you wish.

**tempusername** · 09-27-2012 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

My dick is seven and a half inches long and is as big around as my wrist. That's an impressive dick for a little kid.

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

Also, my wrists are pretty slender.

Hahahha what the hell dude!

**DrunkenArse** · 09-28-2012 12:37 AM

I can't help it if I'm honest man. I didn't want people to think I'm hung like a beer can or something...

**AURON** · 09-29-2012 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by PhilosopherStoned

I can't help it if I'm honest man. I didn't want people to think I'm hung like a beer can or something...

My dick...get's laid for life
Your dick, can't fit in your wife
My dick, is above average man
Your dick, is like a long beer can.

**Indeed** · 10-03-2012 03:09 AM

how is this thread still here.

this is ridiculous.

**Karloky** · 08-28-2013 03:47 PM

What is this? This thread should be deleted

**Arra** · 08-28-2013 10:04 PM

Well why did you post in it? It would have faded to the background.

I listened to the song again because I saw the thread come up. Still funny.

**Universal Mind** · 08-29-2013 07:21 AM

This thread gives me an image of being in a bar parking lot right after sunrise with a few drunk people, some of whom are passed out on the sidewalk and at least one on the pavement.