Xmas Movies' Worst List

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12-12-2006, 06:59 AM
mellowgenic

LOL.I remember going to the movies with my son and enjoyed The Grinch ( with Jim Carrey no less!)as a Christmas treat. I didn't expect it to be one of the Worst Christmas Movieever. In fact Jim playing as a grouch grinch was superb. Others on the list include Jingle All the Way (agree, I can't stand Arnold's acting!)
12-12-2006, 03:43 PM
irishcream

*moved to entertainment*
12-12-2006, 04:11 PM
Burns

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9. The Polar Express
Computer animation creeps us out, man. Those kids, they got eyes like saucers. Saucers of evil. [/b]

:lmao:
12-12-2006, 05:38 PM
Amethyst Star

They put Scrooged on there? I loved that movie!
12-12-2006, 08:54 PM
badassbob

I don't care what those people say. Home Alone is a classic!
12-12-2006, 10:54 PM
FreshBrains

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Originally Posted by badassbob

I don't care what those people say. Home Alone is a classic!
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Seconded. And, of course The Santa Clause 2 sucked! It was several years too late.
12-13-2006, 12:52 AM
AnthonyA

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Originally Posted by FreshBrains

Seconded. And, of course The Santa Clause 2 sucked! It was several years too late.
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Was that the one with Tim Allen? Aren't they coming out with another one?
12-13-2006, 02:00 AM
Oneironaut Zero

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Originally Posted by Amethyst

They put Scrooged on there? I loved that movie!
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Who the HELL put Scrooged on the "worst Christmas movie" list??! :sniper:

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Frank Cross (Bill Murray): I want to see her nipples.
Censor Lady: But this is a CHRISTMAS show.
Frank Cross: Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.
Guy who works on set: You can barely see them nipples.
Frank Cross: See? And these guys are REALLY looking.
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[Frank is confronted by the ghost of his old boss]
Frank Cross: No, you are a hallucination, brought on by alcohol. Russian Vodka, poisoned by Chernobyl.
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Earl Cross: All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better.
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Ghost of Christmas Present: You know I like the rough stuff, don't you Frank?
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And yeah, the worst Christmas movie I've seen is probably The Santa Clause 2
12-15-2006, 07:04 PM
Identity X

I've always secretly enjoyed Jingle All The Way.

Although this list does not surprise me. Christmas films are almost non-exclusively children's films, and every children's film is crap. I can't stand Disney pictures. Ugh. And anything with a song in it. Not even a humorous one - e.g. South Park: The Movie.

PS: Regarding Number 2: I totally agree. Ben Affleck is completely without merit isn't he? About the poorest actor ever to grace the screen. (Aside from the entire cast of EastEnders - minus 'Barry', who redeemed himself in Extras)