Bananas

**Burns** · 03-01-2007 05:25 AM

Read the reviews before they shut down this page, lol.

http://www.amazon.com/Chiquita-Bananas-4-5...;s=gourmet-food

**Infraredkelp** · 03-01-2007 06:49 AM

"Electrical ba-na-naaaaaa is going to be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana is going to be the very next phase.

(Please check for deadly tarantulas when picking your own)"

Wtf?!

**Moonbeam** · 03-02-2007 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by Infraredkelp

"Electrical ba-na-naaaaaa is going to be a sudden craze.
Electrical banana is going to be the very next phase.

(Please check for deadly tarantulas when picking your own)"

Wtf?!
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I believe he is referring to the songs "Mellow Yellow" by Donovan, and oh, what is it...Harry Belafonte....oh yea, "Day-o".

(That's pretty funny Burns; were you doing some grocery shopping?)

**Burns** · 03-02-2007 03:58 AM

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

(That's pretty funny Burns; were you doing some grocery shopping?)[/b]

LOL no, I was browsing around and found this. It was too weird/funny not to tell someone about!

**Moonbeam** · 03-02-2007 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by Burns

LOL no, I was browsing around and found this. It was too weird/funny not to tell someone about!
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Yea I wonder what other weird stuff is in the 100,000 Amazon product reviews. I never saw anything like that before! We'll have to watch and see if they leave it there or not.

**DreamerDavious** · 03-02-2007 04:37 PM

You can buy fresh produce online??

**Umbrasquall** · 03-02-2007 04:47 PM

The http://www.amazon.com/California-Green-See...;qid=1172722886 is pretty funny too. Actually I'm pretty sure there are crazy comments about all the produce.

**Burns** · 03-03-2007 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by Squall

The http://www.amazon.com/California-Green-See...;qid=1172722886 is pretty funny too. Actually I'm pretty sure there are crazy comments about all the produce.[/b]

hahaha... what is it with people writing these weird Amazon reviews??

**Moonbeam** · 03-03-2007 03:35 AM

"I once tried to reverse engineer grapes by soaking raisins in water for 6 months. For my crime against Nature, I was punished with the hideous form that drove me to lurk about the sewers, ostracized from normal life by my gruesome visage and freakish, mutant powers. Now, I fight the kind of crime that the police won't deal with and get only fleeting moments of humanity whenever someone I save forgets about my grotesque appearance and shows me tender kindness that I used to know when I looked like a man."

LOL these are hilarious! Find more!

**Kromoh** · 04-15-2007 06:04 PM

Man, banas really are dangerous... I mean, you never know when they will mature into a superior alien being.. I believe that's why banana commerce should be forbidden.