Who else could ever make a metal coffee jingle this pro? (I know it's older, and i've been aware of it for a while, but it's worth showing everyone who's never heard of them <3 )
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Do you folks like coffee?
Real coffee?
From the hills of Colombia?
The Duncan Hills will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of Blackened Blood
(Die, die)
You're dying for a cup
Guatemalan blend
Ethiopian
French vanilla roast
(Die, die)
You're dying for a cup
Prepare for ultimate flavor
You're gonna get some -- NOW!
And scream for your cream