Originally Posted by
Moonbeam
Don't forget, he's one guy, but really he's sort of three guys, and he impregnates 13 year olds. He is eternal but he got lonely 6000 years ago and made some beings to torture. The beings can do anything that they want, as long as they say they're sorry to one of him. He made one person out of dirt, but then made another one out of one the first person's bones (He must have replaced that bone, since everyone has the same number). Everyone who believes in him has a different opinion about what really is going on, but maybe they're all right. He knows the future and he made everything, but we all have free will too. Okay.....yeah, what's wrong with that?
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