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Today we get to celebrate a mass murderer! YAY!!!:banana::boogie::banana:
He did many great things, like cut the heads off of children, and cut peoples hands off and let them bleed to death. He also took people as slaves, and brought them back to Europe. In the end, he was responsible for the deaths of 8 million Indians. What a great guy!
The most people know about him is he discovered america....don't ruin it for everyone by telling them the turth plz:P
Columbus day? F*** Columbus day, you don't get off work.
He discovered America! That inspires me to set sail tomorrow and go discover Australia. I will dock over there and say, "Hello, everybody who was already here! I just discovered this land!"
The idea that Columbus discovered America is the most arrogant thing I have ever heard of. The fact that I am part Native American might have something to do with that, but how in the Hell do you "discover" a place where people have been for many generations?
And I didnt have a day off in school!
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Europe + Asia > North America + South America :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
We can meet at the playground and have a nuclear war and settle this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Merlock
Did we discover the cell even though it was probably always there? It's also a point of view thing. You could say that the indians discovered Columbus...Quote:
Originally Posted by Universal Mind
So he did discover America, well an island actually, and the vikings supposedly got to America before him...so whatever.
CORRECTION: It was Columbus Day.
Even if you dont count the people already living here, and even if you don't count the vikings. He still isn't the first person to come over here, he is just the most famous.
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He did many great things, like cut the heads off of children, and cut peoples hands off and let them bleed to death. He also took people as slaves, and brought them back to Europe. In the end, he was responsible for the deaths of 8 million Indians. What a great guy!
Something about that statement combined with the dancing banana is just unbearably funny.
Before the Vikings, the Carthaginians came to America. They didn't think they would make any profit off of it, so the left.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonsay
It's not that the land was already there. It's that it had already been discovered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonsay
Actually, I think the Atlanteans were here first... How else would the Maya and Aztec have made all those pretty pyramids?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harrycombs
three cheers for sailing the wrong way
Hip hip...