I honestly don't understand why we let the handicapped boss us around.

I was just given a ticket for parking in a handicapped zone.

Every single spot was opened. I was going in the store for five minutes tops. So I walk out and this fat old lady who was probably more retarded than someone volunteering to fight in Iraq was writing down my license plate number, and quite kindly informed me that she was alerting the authorities for my horrible wrongdoing. This girl was not handicapped. She did not have a limp, and her fatness could not quite possibly have hindered her that much... This woman was a poser.

She asked why I would do such a thing against the poor ol' handicappers? I replied: Who the hell cares about them?

That's right. I'm tired of them bossing us able bodied people around. Why the hell should businesses use their own money to build ramps? Why not just, hey presto, let them decide if they want to use basic human decency to make one? I hate how we just bow down to them. I hate how they expect us to cater to their every need. Oh, so sorry, you're paralyzed. Oh no! You're daughter has down syndrome? So what?

I'd like to know why we're wasting our tax money on special needs departments in schools, or why our cash is going towards making a ramp in the park right next the stairs. I don't understand why special needs kids- the ones who are not going to get any smarter, the ones who are only going to be a burden to society. Now, I know this isn't prehistoric times. We can't let people who have something wrong with them die. I support helping them survive. But it seems to me that the government wants people to survive in style, a bit too much.

Did you hear about this dwarf- primordial dwarfism, I believe its called- whose mother got so pissed that they made her daughter (the dwarf) sit by herself at a table during daycare, only because they only had one small table and chair to fit her, that she demanded they shrink EVERYTHING ELSE? Bullshit! It's like that Kurt Vonnegut story- Harrison Bergeron, where the government forces everyone else to be handicapped just so the few retarded kids or disabled people can feel special. No, people! You're not special.

Or what about the fatasses who got a handicapped parking pass since they couldn't stand walking a few more seconds. This is their own fault. If they could control themselves, they'd be fine. Jesus.

Like I said before- I'll open some doors for the poor guys, all that good stuff, but only if I want to. This is what happens when I get a ticket. The shit goes down.

We should send them all away.

heil!

Please don't compare me to Hitler. I'm more of a Stalin... With less communism and bloodthirst.

you're not looking at the big picture
As I see it, all the world's problems stem from 2 issues

1.) The average person is too stupid
2.) There are too many of us

seriously, there's not one world problem that can't be attributed to one (or both) of these issues

Your issue is down to too many people parking their cars in the car park, making you park in the handicap spot

Solution
when school kids take exams
you tell them that the bottom third will be shot
this will reduce the population, and raise average intelligence

all the world's problems solved

You're right. Tax money shouldn't go to handicapped. The handicapped person should sue whoever/whatever made them handicapped (the hospital, another driver in an accident, etc.) and use whatever money he gets to support himself. Otherwise, they should get a job doing something non-physical.

It's harder with the mentally handicapped. There's very little that can be done with them apart from killing them. That's why I propose my Survival Standard - everyone must argue why they should be kept alive. It doesn't matter if their arguments are good or not - the point is that those who don't have the mental capacity to argue would be... eliminated.

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It's like that Kurt Vonnegut story- Harrison Bergeron, where the government forces everyone else to be handicapped just so the few retarded kids or disabled people can feel special.

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Kurt Vonnegut is awesome, and that's a great story.

Can we consider the jews to be handicapped as well?

Pleeeeeease?

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Can we consider the jews to be handicapped as well?

Pleeeeeease?

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Yeah, the Jews have their handicapped parking spot. It's called Israel.

I meant so we could dispose of them as part of the eugenics program, duh!

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So I walk out and this fat old lady who was probably more retarded than someone volunteering to fight in Iraq

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Fuck you, and fuck the rest of your post. Would you rather be drafted than have other people enlist of their own free will?

And stop being a slouch. If every other spot was open your lazy ass should have had the common decency to walk the extra 5 feet from a legal parking spot. Those Dorritos and New York Times you went to buy weren't going anywhere fast.

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I was just given a ticket for parking in a handicapped zone.

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you should get another ticket for being a moron

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you should get another ticket for being a moron

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Because that and the above post really contributed. So sorry for not being a tool to these poor people.

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Or what about the fatasses who got a handicapped parking pass since they couldn't stand walking a few more seconds. This is their own fault. If they could control themselves, they'd be fine. Jesus.

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Hypocrite, you couldn't stand walking a few more seconds, thats how you got the fine.

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We can't let people who have something wrong with them die. I support helping them survive. But it seems to me that the government wants people to survive in style, a bit too much.

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So what do you suggest, put handicapped people in prison. Lock them up or something, or just kill them.

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Hypocrite, you couldn't stand walking a few more seconds, thats how you got the fine.

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So what do you suggest, put handicapped people in prison. Lock them up or something, or just kill them.

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I don't speak for the OP, but I do strongly believe that having retarded kids in the same school classrooms as normal kids puts pressure on the teacher and makes for a poor learning environment for everyone.

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I don't speak for the OP, but I do strongly believe that having retarded kids in the same school classrooms as normal kids puts pressure on the teacher and makes for a poor learning environment for everyone.

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Hence the need for a special needs department, which the OP is arguing against because he thinks its a waste of money.

Killing the undesirables is quick, easy, and efficient! There are no negatives, it's only our stupid morals that get in the way >_<

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My opinion is that the retarded people should go to a special retarded school where they learn to do things that their retardedness allows them to. So for two examples, if you're physically retarded, you learn to program computers, and if you're mentally retarded you learn manual labour or picking up trash or something.

One thing that annoys me is that people don't take care of their retards and let them look like, well, retards. I mean, atleast have the decency to dress up your retarded child/brother/lover/associate/slave in jeans rather than sweats that will show if they urinate themselves.

Seriously somebody get rid off this thread.

I think the only purpose of this thread is too bash disable people, by calling them retarded(which, to me is offensive) or lazy or a burden on society.

If I had somebody in my family who has a disabillity I wouldn't like to be reading this thread.

P.S. Is there a contest by Omnius Deus and Good as Gold, to make the most offensive thread?

Anyway, mods get rid off this thread.

I have a person in my family who is "Brain Dead". I wish they had pulled the plug when they had the chance.

Sorry if I offended you by calling them retarded, but I prefer to say the truth rather than hide behind a veil of cuteness... "Disabled"..? I'm disabled for 5 minutes if I stub my toe, but I'm not retarded. What word should we use?

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I think the only purpose of this thread is too bash disable people, by calling them retarded(which, to me is offensive) or lazy or a burden on society.

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Why is 'retarded' offensive, exactly? Can you give a well-thought out reason not based on societal conditioning that a synonym for 'slow' is somehow offensive?

And retards may not be lazy, but they absolutely 100% are a burden on society. I'm not sure how you could argue otherwise.

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Sorry if I offended you by calling them retarded, but I prefer to say the truth rather than hide behind a veil of cuteness... "Disabled"..? I'm disabled for 5 minutes if I stub my toe, but I'm not retarded. What word should we use?

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Mentally handicapped or handicapped.

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I have a person in my family who is "Brain Dead". I wish they had pulled the plug when they had the chance.

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Can't you see the problem of saying stuff like this, espically if somebody comes across this forum and has had a exprience of somebody being brain dead in their family. I assume its you're uncle or cousin, but what if it was you're brother or if you had a son and he was brain dead. Then wouldn't you be pissed off by somebody calling you're son lazy or saying just pull the plug?

Thats the problem of people who bash disable people or parents of disable people, by calling them lazy. They have a tough life as it is, and then some prick who can't be bothered to walk an extra minute complains.

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Why is 'retarded' offensive, exactly? Can you give a well-thought out reason not based on societal conditioning that a synonym for 'slow' is somehow offensive?

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Well, it based on how it is used in society. For example the word bastard for example is used badly, and hence if you knew a child who has no farther as he left the family or something, then would you call that child a bastard? I wouldn't.

The same is with retard,

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The term "mental retardation" has itself now acquired some pejorative and shameful connotations over the last few decades due to the use of "retarded" as an insult among younger people.

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Anyway, if you see how people used to shout out disabled people and called retard and make stupid noises, then I wouldn't use it.

I'm not calling them lazy, am I? They aren't, it's not their choice. But, I do think we treat it wrong. Like I said, segregate them from our society until they learn to live in ours and properly contribute to it.

And if my son were to be brain dead, I would pull the plug, as he is not truly alive anymore. He already died. He is not my son anymore, just an empty shell.

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Originally Posted by Good as Gold

I was just given a ticket for parking in a handicapped zone.

Every single spot was opened. I was going in the store for five minutes tops. So I walk out and this fat old lady who was probably more retarded than someone volunteering to fight in Iraq was writing down my license plate number, and quite kindly informed me that she was alerting the authorities for my horrible wrongdoing. This girl was not handicapped. She did not have a limp, and her fatness could not quite possibly have hindered her that much... This woman was a poser.

She asked why I would do such a thing against the poor ol' handicappers? I replied: Who the hell cares about them?

That's right. I'm tired of them bossing us able bodied people around. Why the hell should businesses use their own money to build ramps? Why not just, hey presto, let them decide if they want to use basic human decency to make one? I hate how we just bow down to them. I hate how they expect us to cater to their every need. Oh, so sorry, you're paralyzed. Oh no! You're daughter has down syndrome? So what?

I'd like to know why we're wasting our tax money on special needs departments in schools, or why our cash is going towards making a ramp in the park right next the stairs. I don't understand why special needs kids- the ones who are not going to get any smarter, the ones who are only going to be a burden to society. Now, I know this isn't prehistoric times. We can't let people who have something wrong with them die. I support helping them survive. But it seems to me that the government wants people to survive in style, a bit too much.

Did you hear about this dwarf- primordial dwarfism, I believe its called- whose mother got so pissed that they made her daughter (the dwarf) sit by herself at a table during daycare, only because they only had one small table and chair to fit her, that she demanded they shrink EVERYTHING ELSE? Bullshit! It's like that Kurt Vonnegut story- Harrison Bergeron, where the government forces everyone else to be handicapped just so the few retarded kids or disabled people can feel special. No, people! You're not special.

Or what about the fatasses who got a handicapped parking pass since they couldn't stand walking a few more seconds. This is their own fault. If they could control themselves, they'd be fine. Jesus.

Like I said before- I'll open some doors for the poor guys, all that good stuff, but only if I want to. This is what happens when I get a ticket. The shit goes down.

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Am I gonna have to call the Whambulance?

Seriously, cry me a river and go drown yourself in it. It ain't that big a deal.

everyone here makes good points against the OP, but I have a question for the OP, was this woman a police officer or just being a fat bitch? Cause honestly if I saw someone parked there, I wouldnt bother especially if they are COMING OUT OF THE STORE, and especially when there are enough other open handicapped spots. If I was a cop, I suppose that would be another story, but come on, mind your own business.

This only applies for minor things of course, if you see a murder going on, you should probably do something ;)

This is probably one of the stupidest threads I've ever seen. You realize that people that were once fine that are now handicapped have probably contributed more to society than say, you? In fact, my dad would probably be one of those people. I can't believe anyone would join the military to fight for your punk ass to be free when you not only take it for granted, but insult them for doing it. My dad is a former marine, now disabled due to a degenerative back disease. He isn't at a point where he needs a wheel chair, but walking is a challenge in and of itself.

Tell me what you've done to be productive for this country, other than buy shit to spur on the economy? I doubt it's much. Quit being an annoying little twat and get over people being disabled. I'd like to run you over with a truck, put you in a wheel chair, and see what you'd do without a fucking ramp. I'd be willing to bet my own life that you'd want one. And seriously, are you really that self-centered and uncaring for other people? How can it bother you that a ramp was put in place so that a human being less fortunate in life than yourself can get into a store?

You lost all credibility when you called our troops 'retards'.

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Amen!

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Every single spot was opened. I was going in the store for five minutes tops. So I walk out and this fat old lady...was writing down my license plate number, and quite kindly informed me that she was alerting the authorities for my horrible wrongdoing. This girl was not handicapped. She did not have a limp, and her fatness could not quite possibly have hindered her that much... This woman was a poser.

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I doubt she was even legally handicapped. The people who tend to obsess over this sort of thing are usually people who can't keep their noses out of others' business rather than people who are actually affected by that sort of thing (affected by the parking spot, not by the disability).

And I think that legally handicapped people who are perfectly capable of walking into a stor eon their own taking up a wheelchair-accessible handicapped spot are just as bad as non-handicapped people doing the same. There ought to be separate, non-wheelchair based handicapped spots for people who don't need a wheelchair but do have an inability to walk more than short distances (for example, damaged leg).

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Originally Posted by tkdyo

everyone here makes good points against the OP, but I have a question for the OP, was this woman a police officer or just being a fat bitch? Cause honestly if I saw someone parked there, I wouldnt bother especially if they are COMING OUT OF THE STORE, and especially when there are enough other open handicapped spots. If I was a cop, I suppose that would be another story, but come on, mind your own business.

This only applies for minor things of course, if you see a murder going on, you should probably do something ;)

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She didn't have a uniform on and she didn't bat an eye when I told her to fuck off, so, yeah, just a woman.

bah, I hate those kind of people, wanna be heros who need to mind their own business, as if they have never made a minor offence on anything.

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Originally Posted by Good as Gold

I was just given a ticket for parking in a handicapped zone.

Every single spot was opened. I was going in the store for five minutes tops. So I walk out and this fat old lady who was probably more retarded than someone volunteering to fight in Iraq was writing down my license plate number, and quite kindly informed me that she was alerting the authorities for my horrible wrongdoing. This girl was not handicapped. She did not have a limp, and her fatness could not quite possibly have hindered her that much... This woman was a poser.

She asked why I would do such a thing against the poor ol' handicappers? I replied: Who the hell cares about them?

That's right. I'm tired of them bossing us able bodied people around. Why the hell should businesses use their own money to build ramps? Why not just, hey presto, let them decide if they want to use basic human decency to make one? I hate how we just bow down to them. I hate how they expect us to cater to their every need. Oh, so sorry, you're paralyzed. Oh no! You're daughter has down syndrome? So what?

I'd like to know why we're wasting our tax money on special needs departments in schools, or why our cash is going towards making a ramp in the park right next the stairs. I don't understand why special needs kids- the ones who are not going to get any smarter, the ones who are only going to be a burden to society. Now, I know this isn't prehistoric times. We can't let people who have something wrong with them die. I support helping them survive. But it seems to me that the government wants people to survive in style, a bit too much.

Did you hear about this dwarf- primordial dwarfism, I believe its called- whose mother got so pissed that they made her daughter (the dwarf) sit by herself at a table during daycare, only because they only had one small table and chair to fit her, that she demanded they shrink EVERYTHING ELSE? Bullshit! It's like that Kurt Vonnegut story- Harrison Bergeron, where the government forces everyone else to be handicapped just so the few retarded kids or disabled people can feel special. No, people! You're not special.

Or what about the fatasses who got a handicapped parking pass since they couldn't stand walking a few more seconds. This is their own fault. If they could control themselves, they'd be fine. Jesus.

Like I said before- I'll open some doors for the poor guys, all that good stuff, but only if I want to. This is what happens when I get a ticket. The shit goes down.

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Wow, you're an idiot and i hope you get MANY more tickets in the future. Walk a few feet more instead of being an asshole about it to people. I find it hilarious you are willing to help someone survive but you are not willing to help them out if they have problems, because that's the attitude that is showing in your post. We need less people like you in the world, lend a helping hand to people who need it, instead of giving them the shaft and nothing because of their problems. You are a joke.

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I doubt she was even legally handicapped. The people who tend to obsess over this sort of thing are usually people who can't keep their noses out of others' business rather than people who are actually affected by that sort of thing (affected by the parking spot, not by the disability).

And I think that legally handicapped people who are perfectly capable of walking into a stor eon their own taking up a wheelchair-accessible handicapped spot are just as bad as non-handicapped people doing the same. There ought to be separate, non-wheelchair based handicapped spots for people who don't need a wheelchair but do have an inability to walk more than short distances (for example, damaged leg).

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I work at a grocery store, i see it all the time. People are also VERY stupid, and lazy. This is why i have a problem with it, most of the time it's elderly people who have a hard time walking who take those spots, instead of a mentally handicapped person. They have those spots for a reason,
a person who can walk fine should take any of the OTHER million of parking spots that are there, instead they are too lazy to walk a few feet more and someone who has a hard time walking has to suffer because of it. I don't expect young people to understand, but when you get older (i'm still young btw) you will need those spots because of artheritis(sp?), and other issues they have, this can also mean young people who have problems too.