Haha, first you have to get Bali Shag or Drum brand tobacco, and filters are a must!
I can see it now... pre-made, refrigerated coffee and tea. Just pour a glass and pop it in the microwave! Ad slogan, "Who has time to brew their own coffee these days?" Then they show a man fumbling around with a coffee maker and spilling boiling water everywhere. Billy Mayes could be the spokesman... along with that guy from the Tae-Bo videos haha... I might went overboard...