Thread: DV Chat Quotes

<@Mark75> related: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...htreatment.png
<&ThankGod> his penis is on fire
<@Mark75> Please don't speak to me ever again in your life.

[01:13] (Otter) hi
[01:13] (@Mark75) hi
[01:13] (Sentaku) hi
[01:14] (@Mark75) hi
[01:15] (+Spartiate) hi
[01:15] (Sentaku) hi
[01:16] (@Mark75) hi
[01:16] (Sentaku) hi
[01:17] (tnemrot) hi
[01:17] (Spartiate) hi
[01:17] (Sentaku) hi
[01:18] (InvisibleWoman) hey
[01:18] (InvisibleWoman) OOPS

Such an engaging conversation

* +Spartiate plays the world's smallest violin
<+no-Name> no one ever talks about the worlds largest violin
<@Mark75> That's because it's actually a double bass.
<+Spartiate> are you saying I have small breasts
<@Mark75> yes

<Moose> hi everyone i died
<@Mark75> hi
<@Mark75> I told you not to do that.
<Moose> You tell me a lot of things.
<@Mark75> Listen to your wife.
<Moose> hhhhhhh
<Moose> fine
* Moose undies
<@Mark75> thanks
<@Mark75> ha ha you said undies

[03:44am] InvisibleWoman: if i can survive this night
[03:44am] InvisibleWoman: then so can the f22 pilot
[03:47am] InvisibleWoman left the chat room. (Ping timeout: 90 seconds)
[03:49am] Spartiate: IW noooooo
[03:49am] Spartiate: f22 pilot nooooooooo


RIP

[12:20:48] <@Xei> did you know scottish is an anagram of shitbag?
[12:21:02] <@Slash112> yes
[12:21:44] <@Slash112> did you know english is an anagram for shilengpoop
[12:22:57] <@Xei> did you know scotland is an anagram of decadent lardpile?
[12:23:30] <@Slash112> did you know scotland is a shithole
[12:23:58] <@Slash112> i meant to say england, but ill roll with scotland

It was almost like watching bugs and daffy go back and forth saying "duck season, no rabbit season", except Xei didn't have to change anything.

Originally Posted by Akono

It was almost like watching bugs and daffy go back and forth saying "duck season, no rabbit season", except Xei didn't have to change anything.

Haha. Love it.

<+Lseadragon> what is blood
<Franklin> baby don't stab me
<Franklin> don't stab me
<Franklin> no more
<+Lseadragon> correct, Franklin

[20:35] <Cyclic13> you hurl insults from time to time
[20:35] <Cyclic13> i only reflect what was reflected
[20:36] <Cyclic13> thats my way
[20:36] <Cyclic13> i would have no animosity towards you if there werent any from you
[20:36] <A^Roxxor> So basically
[20:36] <A^Roxxor> You are rubber and he is glue

[6:22:07 PM] Catbus: I've got a potential romantic interest
[6:22:30 PM] Black_Eagle: link her fb so I can harass her
[6:22:45 PM] Catbus: I don't have it yet
[6:22:47 PM] Catbus: work in progress
[6:22:51 PM] Black_Eagle: I'll send her pictures of catbuses
[6:22:52 PM] Catbus: which started like yestarday
[6:22:55 PM] Black_Eagle: she won't know what the hell it means
[6:22:58 PM] Catbus: yesterday*
[6:23:09 PM] Catbus: Which honestly is pretty exciting
[6:23:15 PM] Catbus: because I hate relationships
[6:23:19 PM] Catbus: until yesterday
[6:23:22 PM] Black_Eagle: Is this your first?
[6:23:26 PM] Catbus: No
[6:24:11 PM] Black_Eagle: What color is her hair?
[6:24:16 PM] Black_Eagle: What size are her breasts?
[6:24:21 PM] Black_Eagle: What's her address?
[6:24:26 PM] Catbus: brown and small-ish
[6:24:31 PM] Black_Eagle: Also, are there any trees in her yard?
[6:24:42 PM] Catbus: Haven't gotten that far yet
[6:24:43 PM] Catbus: but I'd assume so
[6:24:52 PM] Black_Eagle: lol good
[6:24:55 PM] Black_Eagle: That'll come in handy
[6:25:09 PM] Catbus: Oh wait
[6:25:13 PM] Catbus: you meant actual trees?
[6:25:23 PM] Black_Eagle: ...lol
[6:25:27 PM] Catbus: haha, oh man
[6:25:29 PM] Catbus: it's been a long day
[6:25:31 PM] Black_Eagle: Oh, Catbus

[23:30] <+no-Name> sally didn't recognize you in the flood of requests from attractive ladies he was relieving
[23:30] <+no-Name> receiving*
[23:30] <jamesisdreaming> I wonder if you can add edos.
[23:30] <%zebrah> exactly
[23:30] <+slayer> ^
[23:30] <+no-Name> what a typo

Relieving girls on facebook

I've never seen this thread before and notice the timestamps. I had no idea DV has an IMing thing if that's what those timestamps are. What Black_Eagle posted I've read 3 times and can't stop laughing. What was he thinking was meant by trees..?

<+Sentaku> At me
<+Sentaku> come at me
<+Sentaku> come at me bro
<Franklin> I came at your moms face
<Franklin> ziiiiiiiiiiingggggggggggggggg

Originally Posted by Dianeva

I've never seen this thread before and notice the timestamps. I had no idea DV has an IMing thing if that's what those timestamps are. What Black_Eagle posted I've read 3 times and can't stop laughing. What was he thinking was meant by trees..?

That's our IRC, the server is irc.dreamviews.com

<@Franklin> she shows her appreciation by dropping onto the floor and grunting.
<@Mark75> That's how I do it.

[00:16] <%zebrah> I'm so full of myself my dick is in my ass

<Franklin> On a good day,
<@Mark75> I
<Franklin> like
<@Mark75> going
<Franklin> to
<@Mark75> my
<Franklin> flamboyant
<@Mark75> uncle's
<Franklin> garage
<@Mark75> sale.

<+Lseadragon> I worry
<Franklin> about
<@Mark75> waiting
<Franklin> for
<@Mark75> all
<Franklin> of
<@Mark75> the
<Franklin> planets
<@Mark75> to
<Franklin> misalign.

<@Mark75> I feel like YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON
<Franklin> I feel THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU
<@Mark75> No, that's not possible.
<Franklin> It is.
<Franklin> I'm wearing clean underwear.
<@Mark75> I don't think we can both think in the same way.
<@Mark75> I don't think that ever happens.
<Franklin> Not even once.
<@Mark75> No
<@Mark75> Not even half of once.
<Franklin> Not even half of once.

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No timestamps but man, the messages popped up at the same time.

It's official slash loves me.

slash112: basically you're an annoying preck
zebrah: And?
ShockWave: zeb
ShockWave: that's scottish for he loves you

Artelis ‣ lol
PercyLucid ‣ lol
Artelis ‣ lol
zebrah ‣ lol
Artelis ‣ lol
ShockWave ‣ lol
Artelis ‣ lol
ShockWave ‣ lol
zebrah ‣ lol
Artelis ‣ lol
KingYoshi ‣ lol
kraid ‣ lol
zebrah ‣ lol
Mark75 ‣ lol
SleepLayer ‣ lol
zebrah ‣ lol
Artelis ‣ lol
KingYoshi ‣ lol
SleepLayer ‣ lol
zebrah ‣ lol
ShockWave ‣ lol
KingYoshi ‣ breaks the chain and ruins the fun

I've been waiting for this to happen forever. DAMN YOU YOSHI!! Isn't the IRC just RIVETING?!

Shock is high apparently.

ShockWave: ok
ShockWave: this is
ShockWave: ridiculious
ShockWave: ..so is my spelling
zebrah: rofl
ShockWave: I've got far too many stray sensations going through my hgead
ShockWave: head*
[email protected] joined the room.
kraid: too few
ShockWave: tiredness, hyper,
ShockWave: and
ShockWave: now spaced out
ShockWave: and
ShockWave: wb kona
zebrah: Shock you're high
ShockWave: lol zebq
Alex: feed me a straying cat.
• ShockWave feels Alex Kona
zebrah: rofl
ShockWave: WHAT
ShockWave: FEEDS*

Me failing like a boss

zebrah: Wow
zebrah: we all pinged out
OldSparta: that is because you fail
zebrah: :;
zebrah: *
OldSparta: lol
zebrah: yes I do fail

Classic.

Dear lord...

ShockWave ‣ [17:06:34] <Artelis> wait, zeb, can I say something like "smoke em if you got em"
ShockWave ‣ I read that as
ShockWave ‣ stroke em if you got em

"Do it yourself":

<%zebrah> donut youdelf