I didn't even know guys were supposed to have a g-spot... |
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I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing. |
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The starz...
The planets...
The intricate and dynamic machinery of nature...
Are you saying,
that all of this was created,
BY A MONKEY??????
I didn't even know guys were supposed to have a g-spot... |
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Perhaps if I get high and then do it... would that help? |
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The starz...
The planets...
The intricate and dynamic machinery of nature...
Are you saying,
that all of this was created,
BY A MONKEY??????
Even the existence of the female G-spot has been hotly debated... I tried as well and got nothing. |
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DILDs: A Lot
Use something bigger...lol |
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Does chuffing bear mean what the fuck I think it means? |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
Eww... Now you got stinky finger. |
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In before ninja. |
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Use banana. |
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thicker, bigger. |
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You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.
try this next time.. while masturbating, grab the base of your penis with one hand and the top part with the other it slightly covering the head. then push down gently(don't hurt yourself...lol) , like you're just pushing it towards your coccyx. That might help... it should... maybe .. let me know!!! |
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Rofl, is this for real? |
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Comedy gold! Thanks, I needed this today! |
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Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it. |
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I have massaged exactly where it should be, and felt a kind of bulge, but it was not that hard. I pushed it as hard as I could and tried both gentle and vigorous techniques, but still nothing. It's as if it doesn't have any nerve endings. |
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The starz...
The planets...
The intricate and dynamic machinery of nature...
Are you saying,
that all of this was created,
BY A MONKEY??????
Ps. to everyone, size doesn't help, because I can recreate it just by pushing down on the thing. |
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The starz...
The planets...
The intricate and dynamic machinery of nature...
Are you saying,
that all of this was created,
BY A MONKEY??????
They sell things that hit it just right every time, just get one of those. I would suggest taking your time too, whats the rush. |
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"Poise and Rationality".
Recalled-47
DILD-2
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Jujutsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man is going to prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get, that you're going to have to accept defeat. That's what jujutsu is.
Has farting ever been the same since? |
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Yep, the same as always. Satisfaction from oral sex hasn't though since she was just too good. |
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Jujutsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man is going to prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get, that you're going to have to accept defeat. That's what jujutsu is.
LMAO! yep. try it... lol |
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Is that the female spot deep in the vagina? A few years ago i was fingering my gf at the time. I felt this slightly ribbed region. I did a come hither motion on that spot. She suddenly started flopping all over the bed like a fish out of water, I could barely keep up with her. |
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