The male G spot is a hoax

**Idolfan** · 10-30-2009 08:50 PM

I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing.

And yes, I know it was my prostate. I did it exactly where the diagram said I should.

Is there something wrong with me?

**slayer** · 10-30-2009 08:53 PM

I didn't even know guys were supposed to have a g-spot...

**Idolfan** · 10-30-2009 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by slayer

I didn't even know guys were supposed to have a g-spot...

Don't get your hopes up.

**Specialis Sapientia** · 10-30-2009 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by Idolfan

I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing.

And yes, I know it was my prostate. I did it exactly where the diagram said I should.

Is there something wrong with me?

...

**Idolfan** · 10-30-2009 09:28 PM

Perhaps if I get high and then do it... would that help?

**DeeryTheDeer** · 10-30-2009 09:43 PM

Even the existence of the female G-spot has been hotly debated... I tried as well and got nothing.

**grasshoppa** · 10-30-2009 09:59 PM

Use something bigger...lol

**CoLd BlooDed** · 10-31-2009 05:36 AM

Does chuffing bear mean what the fuck I think it means?

**Michael** · 10-31-2009 05:41 AM

Eww... Now you got stinky finger.

**Invader** · 10-31-2009 05:46 AM

In before ninja.

**guitarboy** · 10-31-2009 06:21 AM

Use banana.

**ClouD** · 10-31-2009 07:15 AM

thicker, bigger.

**Rozzy** · 10-31-2009 09:13 AM

try this next time.. while masturbating, grab the base of your penis with one hand and the top part with the other it slightly covering the head. then push down gently(don't hurt yourself...lol) , like you're just pushing it towards your coccyx. That might help... it should... maybe ..

let me know!!!
it does exist though..

FYI A-spot

**CarmineEternity** · 10-31-2009 09:51 AM

Rofl, is this for real?

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**Adam** · 10-31-2009 12:19 PM

Comedy gold! Thanks, I needed this today!

**ninja9578** · 10-31-2009 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by Idolfan

I stimulated my prostate as much as I could chuffing bear, and I didn't feel shit. And I mean, LITERALLY nothing.

And yes, I know it was my prostate. I did it exactly where the diagram said I should.

Is there something wrong with me?

Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it.

Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

Even the existence of the female G-spot has been hotly debated... I tried as well and got nothing.

Then you're doing it wrong. I haven't found a girl that didn't have one. Most girls complain that it makes them feel like they have to pee for a minute or two, then they get hit with sexual pleasure.

**Idolfan** · 10-31-2009 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it.

I have massaged exactly where it should be, and felt a kind of bulge, but it was not that hard. I pushed it as hard as I could and tried both gentle and vigorous techniques, but still nothing. It's as if it doesn't have any nerve endings.

I felt something a little further in... but that was obviously my bladder cause I got a urine feeling.

**Idolfan** · 10-31-2009 08:36 PM

Ps. to everyone, size doesn't help, because I can recreate it just by pushing down on the thing.

And just to leek in a but of unnecessary information... yes I have stuck a rather large and thick object up there before.

The only thing that is remotely pleasant about my cave is the opening. Everything else is simply devoid of stimulation... including pain funnily enough.

**C-Fonz** · 10-31-2009 08:49 PM

They sell things that hit it just right every time, just get one of those. I would suggest taking your time too, whats the rush.

**Unelias** · 10-31-2009 09:24 PM

The male G spot is a hoax

Is not.

There was once this very beautiful and talented 28-year old woman, who clearly showed me evidence that pointed otherwise.

Oh the days..

**grasshoppa** · 10-31-2009 09:29 PM

Has farting ever been the same since?

**Unelias** · 10-31-2009 09:34 PM

Yep, the same as always. Satisfaction from oral sex hasn't though since she was just too good.

**Rozzy** · 10-31-2009 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

Rofl, is this for real?

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LMAO! yep. try it... lol

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Then you're doing it wrong. Did you feel the prostate? It should feel a lot harder than anything around it.

Then you're doing it wrong. I haven't found a girl that didn't have one. Most girls complain that it makes them feel like they have to pee for a minute or two, then they get hit with sexual pleasure.

exactly. I found mine a whiule ago, and at first it does feel like you have to pee, but after you get over that.. let's just say it's awesome... lol Just get to know your body better. I know mines to a T. that is why I know when there is something wrong. The advantages of knowing your entire body range from health benefits, to sex benefits.

Originally Posted by Unelias

Is not.

There was once this very beautiful and talented 28-year old woman, who clearly showed me evidence that pointed otherwise.

Oh the days..

0.0 Lol That is awesome.

**Man of Shred** · 11-01-2009 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by aorozco

FYI A-spot

Is that the female spot deep in the vagina? A few years ago i was fingering my gf at the time. I felt this slightly ribbed region. I did a come hither motion on that spot. She suddenly started flopping all over the bed like a fish out of water, I could barely keep up with her.