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      The Female Orgasm

      A while ago, I read a few articles about how scientists could not explain why women experience orgasms during coitus.

      What a bunch of fuckin' idiots.

      I decided to make this thread a few minutes ago, as I was reminded of this. I sincerely hope that that those articles were wrong, like most news is, and that most scientists actually do have the capacity to overcome such a simple question. Anyway, just in case it is true, I have decided to let you all know my theory of how the female orgasm came to be:

      (This is also assuming that humans, or a distant humanoid ancestor evolved without the females of the species experiencing orgasms, just for simplicity's sake. Though if you switch the species in question with something even more distant, like fish or something, the overall idea remains pretty much the same)

      1. Female is born with gene that causes release of certain hormones and contractions of certain muscles during mating that are intensely pleasurable.

      2. Because of this, the female is more willing to mate and seeks out more partners, thus having more children, and wanting to go about the whole process, as opposed to her counterparts who may or not be less reluctant do to the lack of arousal/whatever.

      3. Female gives birth to many children who have this 'female-orgasm' gene, and because of the nature of the gene, she out breeds her competitors and the gene conquers the human gene pool.

      Seriously, was that so fuckin' hard? God dammit science, you disappoint me sometimes.

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      not fuckin hard at all.
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      Anal sex is enjoyable because there are pleasure centres in the anus to ensure we take the time to excrete the badness every so often.

      Goddamnit science, you disappointment me some times.

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      The orgasm gene.

      Pseudo science, oh yeah!

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      The orgasm gene.

      Pseudo science, oh yeah!
      Obvious troll is obvious. You know damn well what I am saying. Don't bother responding to this, Marvo. I will not reciprocate.
      Last edited by CanceledCzech; 01-28-2010 at 10:56 PM.

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      You are missing my point.

      A more likely reason as to why the female orgasm exists, is that it is a bi-product of the male orgasm, just like how male nipples are a bi-product of female nipples. These kind of bi-products don't get "filtered" out, because you can't have one without the other.

      The way that you are putting it is so pseudo sciency, it's painful to read. Sure, what you're writing makes sense, but it's probably not right. If we want to figure out why the female orgasm exists, we need to figure out why the male orgasm exists. That's at least my take on it.

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      Lol CC I think Marvo just served you.

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      Aha, fuck.

      Well, I'm not so stupid that I won't recognize and obvious defeat when I see it.

      I tip my hat to you, sir, and concede this point and admit defeat.

      I'm just gracious you were so respectful with your kill. xD

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      This was 97% awesome.

      Also, kudos to CC for not being a sore loser.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Marvo View Post
      You are missing my point.

      A more likely reason as to why the female orgasm exists, is that it is a bi-product of the male orgasm, just like how male nipples are a bi-product of female nipples. These kind of bi-products don't get "filtered" out, because you can't have one without the other.

      The way that you are putting it is so pseudo sciency, it's painful to read. Sure, what you're writing makes sense, but it's probably not right. If we want to figure out why the female orgasm exists, we need to figure out why the male orgasm exists. That's at least my take on it.
      Well, as i understand it, embryos and fetuses follow a similar development process at first and then later develop the male parts in a later stage of development. Because males follow what is in essence a female template we receive nipples and breast tissue as a by-product of this for example. I doubt that it goes both ways, so your explanation is not adequate if my reasoning is correct.
      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      Talking about women and sex --> instant testoteroney arguments among pasty white internet shut-ins everywhere.

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      Quote Originally Posted by CanceledCzech View Post
      Aha, fuck.

      Well, I'm not so stupid that I won't recognize and obvious defeat when I see it.

      I tip my hat to you, sir, and concede this point and admit defeat.

      I'm just gracious you were so respectful with your kill. xD
      Stop sucking his wang, he admitted that he doesn't know what he's talking about either. Nobody was "defeated", this isn't a fucking game. The female orgasm is no laughing matter.

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      A female orgasm = she squirts water out of where she urinates out of.

      Check out the words of Dr. O. of [Link deleted by Admin]
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      A woman cannot fake an orgasm for
      the same reason a man can't fake his!

      A human man now has the visual tool (just like women) to know
      if the woman he's humping has cum or not. It is her squirting
      that tells a man if he has "done his job" or not. Just like a man
      ejaculating tells a woman if he has cum.

      The human male's orgasm is when he shoots sperm out of
      his cock and the human female's orgasm is when she
      squirts water out of her pissing hole.


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      Quote Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE View Post
      Stop sucking his wang, he admitted that he doesn't know what he's talking about either. Nobody was "defeated", this isn't a fucking game. The female orgasm is no laughing matter.
      Hey man, you don't keep the score.

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      Quote Originally Posted by djinternet View Post
      A female orgasm = she squirts water out of where she urinates out of.

      Check out the words of Dr. O.
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      A woman cannot fake an orgasm for
      the same reason a man can't fake his!

      A human man now has the visual tool (just like women) to know
      if the woman he's humping has cum or not. It is her squirting
      that tells a man if he has "done his job" or not. Just like a man
      ejaculating tells a woman if he has cum.

      The human male's orgasm is when he shoots sperm out of
      his cock and the human female's orgasm is when she
      squirts water out of her pissing hole.


      Uhh... have you ever even had sex? I can't tell if you are serious or not.

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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      Uhh... have you ever even had sex? I can't tell if you are serious or not.
      Judging from his username and avatar I would say that he's a virgin. He probably thinks boobs feel like sand bags

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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      Uhh... have you ever even had sex? I can't tell if you are serious or not.
      My guess would be no.

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      Quote Originally Posted by ninja9578 View Post
      Uhh... have you ever even had sex? I can't tell if you are serious or not.
      [SIZE="4"]Very serious...Men cum sperm - that's our 'orgasm'. Females cum water - that's their 'orgasm'.

      Every female can squirt. It's just a matter of procedure. you want an exact formula - [Link removed by Admin]
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      I am pretty sure the clitoris, is what forms into the male penis. So it remains very sensitive and allows orgasm. Sounds pretty simple to me.

      Marvo pretty much had it correct.

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      if every female can cum water then we won't have a fresh water shortage for long.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Soros View Post
      Well, as i understand it, embryos and fetuses follow a similar development process at first and then later develop the male parts in a later stage of development. Because males follow what is in essence a female template we receive nipples and breast tissue as a by-product of this for example. I doubt that it goes both ways, so your explanation is not adequate if my reasoning is correct.
      OH SHIT! I TAKE MY ACQUIESCENCE BACK!

      Ok, just kidding, this is essentially what marvo said, only with some minor adjustments. In anycase, fuck me for not having noticed it.... >___

      Quote Originally Posted by CRAZY BONE View Post
      Stop sucking his wang, he admitted that he doesn't know what he's talking about either. Nobody was "defeated", this isn't a fucking game. The female orgasm is no laughing matter.
      And you fucking retard, you missed the point entirely. It was never about whether or not marvo is right, it's that he made a comment, I snapped at him/called him out, and then he shot me down. End of story.
      Last edited by CanceledCzech; 01-29-2010 at 04:58 AM.

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      Also when woman ejaculate, it is prostate fluid. Exactly the same thing male ejaculation is made out, minus the sperm.

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      I still think CC's original explanation is the most logical. It's like scientists wondering why eating food is a pleasurable experience- because it ensures the perpetuation of the species by giving you fuel to survive. Endorphins are released in the brain whenever you do something that's basic for survival or procreation, so that you want to do more of it.

      How is that pseudo-sciencey?
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      Quote Originally Posted by CanceledCzech View Post
      OH SHIT! I TAKE MY ACQUIESCENCE BACK!

      Ok, just kidding, this is essentially what marvo said, only with some minor adjustments. In anycase, fuck me for not having noticed it.... >___


      Umm no. You misunderstood what i wrote or you perhaps barely glanced at it. This is not what Marvo said with some readjustments.

      Marvo contended that the reason females have the orgasm is because males do. I argue that while we, as in males, receive female characteristics like nipples and breast tissue (see my post), females cannot receive male characteristics in the same manner because male parts are developed later while female parts are like the template for a human therefore it is logical that we inheret some of their characteristics while it is not logical that it would go the other way around.
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      Please keep senseless posts out. Moved to F&H.
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