You walk to the nearest store and pick up vast quantities of beer.
MONEY IN WALLET: $7
BEER: More than any sane man would need
Um, I was a bit busy. My mom had to have help after her surgery. Sorry about that.
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I just joking dude lol.
> Proceed to get wasted and call any hot female co-workers
> Begin to walk out of my house, and go to my friends.
After a few minutes, my friend throws me on the couch, and i wake up, and jump out the window
:D
>I decide to go to the airport and ask for tickets on the next plane ride, wherever that might be.
I rob some lady to get the money I need for the tickets.
(am I playing right?)
The plane going to New york (if that is not where i already am)
When I wake up, I storm the cockpit and attempt to hi-jack plane./
Sorry guys, might not be updating for about a week, life stuff happening.
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Act II: The Part Where I Try to Update More Often
You alarm clock buzzes to life. You drag your head off of the pillow and stare at the glowing red numbers. After a few moments, you hand falls on top of the clock, activating the snooze button.
Lately, you've been having the strangest dreams. Your latest one had something to do with hijacking an airplane while consuming vast quantities of beer. Strange or not, they've really affected your sleeping habits. And by 'sleeping habits', I mean not letting you get any rest.
Your mind slowly wakes up and you realize it's the weekend. Why you would set your alarm on during the weekend was anyone's guess. Looks like it's time to get up.
ENTER A COMMAND OR TYPE 'HELP' FOR HELP
>Take pillow.
Go south
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