Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had

Post the weirdest dream(s) you've ever had here
Here's mine:
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Last night i dreamed that i caught the chimerian virus, but i wasn&#39;t changing into one of them and then these people caught two chimerian angels dressed up as humans and they were trying to control me and they were reading my mind. Then the people let them out and then in health we were suppose to go into a Indian cave and take about what they thought about sex and i didn&#39;t want to and i saw a hot girl who also didn&#39;t want to go in the cave and we started to make out then my hands started to move towards my pants and my health teacher told my mom i didn&#39;t do the Indian cave thing and she got because they were making people do and she lit rocks on fire then i remember one of the angels committed suicide by taking a bunch of sleeping pills and coughing syrup. I then woke up.
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I don&#39;t know that this is the weirdest dream I&#39;ve ever had but,

last night I dreamed I was performing surgery on an ostrich at my work. :hrm: lol

Wow, that certainly is weird.

I had a dream I was designing this band room thing in this gothic style, and I was laying out the flooring and getting really ticked off cause there were these faces in the flooring and I couldn&#39;t get rid of them. Then Harry Potter came in the room and started getting his picture taken by all these people that dashed in through the doors after him.

I had a dream once where I woke up, put an entry in my dream journal on dreamviews, my dad brang me a plate of food for breakfast and then I went on the laid on the couch and watched T.V..
Then I woke up and did all of that in the same order. It was trippy.