Well i've been keeping a DJ for a little while and I was reading back over some of the things I had written while VERY tired right after waking up.... but the one that has to top the charts is:
"They seemed to be turning gay with fear..."
What about all you?
I think for most of us (certainly me), relating the most infernally, unspeakably conceived dream I've ever had would probably put me in endangerment of FBI investigations. All the dirt you'd ever need to destroy my life could probably be shoveled up out of the depths of my dream logs.
That being said, maybe I should start encrypting those suckers.
Exactly what I wrote.
Forest man dressed ape chased me (all squiggles)
"My black babies are shiny."
(Er, I raise swordtail fish, and recently my white-eyed black swordtail gave birth. I should've wrote 'the newborn black swordtails grew to 3/4 inch each, and their unique scale coloration makes them iridescent blue' But honestly, who writes that?)
"I can summon the brain cube"
"I fail at delivering rotweiler fetuses"
Here's a few interesting ones from my DJ...
"The artifact becomes like a piece of chewed bubble gum, and I stick it on a wall out of sight because I hear someone coming. "
"Apparently jumping from the cliff is one of the training exercises, but I don't want to do it because I think to myself that I'll probably barf mid air"
"I'm in some bathroom, and the whole floor is covered in a mix of wax/water/piss"
"I somehow kung-fu kick it, and it gets blasted out of the water into the air, and lands dead on the dock. We're pretty much gonna eat it right away, but I stay a while thinking about it. I feel a bit sorry for it, and think to myself that I would have pitied it more if it was a dolphin, because people seem to generally like dolphins better than whales..."
"I'm talking with someone, and I'm not exactly sure what he says, but something like 'He should've known something was wrong when asian people got involved.' "
QFT!Quote:
He should've known something was wrong when asian people got involved.[/b]
"After a while, a woman approaches us and tells us that the bosses are watching. Up on the ceiling are bobble head men in suits going back and forth on some type of railing."
"For some reason, instead of being inside of the plane, I end up inside of a bathroom with green lights everywhere. Everyone, or at least many of the people that were on the plane are crammed inside of a bathtub in front of me. I spit some gum into a trash can."
Both of these are from the same crazy dream.
"A couple argue over their cartoon daughter"
"I realise I lost my bag [...], I see a kid, I run after him, yes: he's got my...T-shirt (it's not even my T-shirt)"
"I dreamt I bloked my nose but could breathe, but nothing else happened...maybe I dreamt I thought I did it..."
"I'm dreaming I've got my eyes closed, I feel I'm gonna dream. At one point I think: "I'm dreaming", open my eyes. I'm on the same spot but lucid (I just wilded in a dream!) "
Well, I'll leave it to that