I Was Robbed By John Malkovich!

[gguru1]

I was eating breakfast at a diner with my parents. Suddendly, a bunch of masked gunmen rush into the diner screaming profanity and demanding our valuables and eeryone started filling their black bags with personal blongings. I started to hand over my laptop and my ipod, then I thought "hell no!", so i bum rush the main robber, get him in a headlock, start punching him in the face over and over till his nose started bleeding, and with my free hand I grabbed his pistol and started pistol whipping his face. At this point all the people in the diner were like "no! stop filming! Its just a tv show" and a bunch of producers came out of a secret room in the kitchen along with their cameramen and had to pull me off of the robber. They had to explain to me that this was just a new hidden camera show hosted by John Malkovich, who I just beat into submission. All the diners and robbers were just actors, my parents had set me up. I unmasked John Malkovich and the first aid team began to stop the bleeding. I was embarassed, but pretty pissed that they made me think I was being robbed. John Malkovich took it pretty well and was laughing about it as they bandaged him up. At this point, the dream faded into an interesting, but far less amusing dream about me exploring NYC looking for the studio to attend the premier taping of said hidden camera show, which I was invited to for being a mark for the prank.

[Moonbeam]

No more TV for you!

[Burns]

haha gguru, good one