...You know, being the "pervert" (I prefer the term 'sexually enlightened individual') that I am, sex dreams are surprisingly rare for me.
Anyway, a common one for me involves toilets...or just the plumbing in general. Either:
A) I'll be in public, in desperate need of a toilet (usually needing to go #2), but upon finding a public restroom, I find that the toilets are absolutely filthy - covered in feces or rusted over, and I simply don't want to sit down on one.
B) Toilets overflow as soon as I flush them. I think this pervades my toilet dreams because of the fact that it actually happened to me as a child, which freaked me the hell out back then (still kind of does).
C) Something miscellaneous will be wrong with the plumbing - the toilet will be missing; the shower head will be gone, leaving only an open pipe spewing water; or I will turn on a faucet to wash my hands, only to find that a bunch of yellow crap spews out (which actually happens IRL whenever the maintenance guy has to shut off the water).
Other somewhat common things include:
- Seeing my friend Slip (he's constantly a DC in my dreams), other friends and family members
- Seeing my dad (who's deceased)
- Playing guitar or bass, especially a song that would be too complex for me IRL
- Black men who are usually good-natured
- Being pursued by zombies
- Witnessing someone about to vomit, but averting my eyes before they do so (vomit is one of the few things I'm squeamish about)
- Not sure if this counts, but in many of my (very few) lucids, I've been stark naked
- Random video game, book or TV characters showing up as DCs (or BEING one myself)
- Playing remakes or new additions to my favorite video game series, or discovering new levels or secrets I've never seen before (especially in series like Star Fox or Super Smash Bros.)
- Riding buses/light rails...or arriving at the bus stop/light rail station, only to just miss my bus/train.
- Driving a car and not being able to control it
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